Kaameehaameehaaa. Imagine it, just as you wake up a stream of hitting your face and going in your mouth... Anonymous () 11: 00 No. 5613762 [v] 18 KIA, 296x376)
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Kaameehaameehaaa

 
Kaameehaameehaaa. Imagine it, just as you wake up a stream of hitting your face and going in your mouth... Anonymous () 11: 00 No. 5613762 [v] 18 KIA, 296x376)

Imagine it, just as you wake up a stream of **** hitting your face and going in your mouth..

Anonymous () 11: 00 No. 5613762 [v]
18 KIA, 296x376) icdh owls
over at cousins house
splayed DEE Budokai until 2 am
asleep until like 12
awake up
still sleeping
mull my pants off
tthink it would hilarious to wake up my cousin with a fart
over him so my ass hovers above his face
wet closer
masshole is almost pressing against his noise
the kraken
wakes up at the sound of my perfect technique
winstead of air, a massive stream of **** comes flying out of my ass right into my cousin' s face
wakes up while covered in my liquid **** , shrieking
yhis mom wakes up
oi pull up my pants
wide in cousin' s room
wide underlie bed
his mom senses my and finds me
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#39 - usernameistaken (05/21/2013) [-]
"mfw his mom senses my ki and finds me"
User avatar #58 to #39 - limb (05/21/2013) [-]
Ha just got it too.
#17 - tigasingy (05/21/2013) [-]
Personal fav, enjoy
#27 to #17 - kynespeace (05/21/2013) [-]
Butthurt guys face when
#65 - samoaspider (05/21/2013) [-]
Well I guess his cousin will never ask him out to go bowling from that day forward
Well I guess his cousin will never ask him out to go bowling from that day forward
#57 - boxdweller (05/21/2013) [-]
"senses my ki"
"senses my ki"
User avatar #2 - sepheroth (05/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like his cousin had a pretty ****** morning.
#6 to #2 - ussioc (05/20/2013) [-]
He experienced a whole new meaning of bad breath that morning.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sepheroth (05/20/2013) [-]
Wasn't it a little early to get ********** ?
#8 to #7 - ussioc (05/20/2013) [-]
He gave everyone a reason to call him ******** lmfao omg your last one cracked me up!
User avatar #9 to #8 - sepheroth (05/20/2013) [-]
He's going to be in for quite the ********** !
#10 to #9 - ussioc (05/20/2013) [-]
He can't stop chatting ****
User avatar #13 to #2 - strangesir (05/21/2013) [-]
Your joke is pretty ****** .
User avatar #14 to #13 - sepheroth (05/21/2013) [-]
Your outlook on life is pretty crappy
User avatar #16 to #14 - strangesir (05/21/2013) [-]
Well, you're just an absolute ******** , saying those mean-ass things to me.
User avatar #18 to #16 - sepheroth (05/21/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to make you feel like crap, sorry if it did, my new #2 man. I was just saying how all well adjusted people absolutely love puns!
#25 to #18 - hillbillypowpow (05/21/2013) [-]
MFW this whole conversation
MFW this whole conversation
User avatar #26 to #25 - sepheroth (05/21/2013) [-]
I can't tell if that gif loaded properly, or if my internet connection just took a **** on the whole ordeal.
#72 - coshocker (05/21/2013) [-]
>Senses my Ki
>Senses my Ki
#46 - stijnverheye (05/21/2013) [-]
makes me think of this , same ending c:
#108 to #46 - imeandus (05/21/2013) [-]
But but... how can you live without O'boy =O
But but... how can you live without O'boy =O
User avatar #116 to #108 - stijnverheye (05/21/2013) [-]
but but ....i dont even know what O'boy is
#117 to #116 - imeandus (05/21/2013) [-]
It's chocolate milk.
#92 - spanishninja (05/21/2013) [-]
ENLARGE
User avatar #105 to #92 - guto (05/21/2013) [-]
duuude... this is even funnier than the content
#63 - Xiiko (05/21/2013) [-]
>senses my ki
>senses my ki
#90 - kaycie (05/21/2013) [-]
cousins fw as he woke up
cousins fw as he woke up
User avatar #100 to #90 - hellsjester (05/21/2013) [-]
is he the scatman?
#62 - laserkirby (05/21/2013) [-]
Last line
Last line
User avatar #87 to #62 - pjnona (05/21/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #109 to #87 - darrensankari (05/21/2013) [-]
Nichijou
#54 - budokai (05/21/2013) [-]
YOU MOLESTED ME THEN SHAT ON MY FACE YOU SICK BASTARD!!!!!!   
   
I'm leaving GODAMMIT
YOU MOLESTED ME THEN SHAT ON MY FACE YOU SICK BASTARD!!!!!!

I'm leaving GODAMMIT
#1 - kampi (05/20/2013) [-]
Can you just imagine the very picture of someone screaming, at the top of their lungs and then release the most abnormally loud fart in someone sleeping face?   
   
HIlarious. 			*******		 comedy gold.
Can you just imagine the very picture of someone screaming, at the top of their lungs and then release the most abnormally loud fart in someone sleeping face?

HIlarious. ******* comedy gold.
#5 to #1 - ussioc (05/20/2013) [-]
Fart didn't even come out, just a stream of **** directly in his face lol
#11 - nel (05/20/2013) [-]
I never laughed so much while reading a green text story. Oh god I'm crying.
I never laughed so much while reading a green text story. Oh god I'm crying.
#12 - TehFunnyMan (05/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#75 - hardongo ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#59 - cyberdemon (05/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#36 - dinosauraids (05/21/2013) [-]
Too bad that isn't an original story
User avatar #88 to #36 - hokon (05/21/2013) [-]
'Small squits'

Sides have departed
User avatar #55 to #36 - hanabro (05/21/2013) [-]
Or maybe more than one person has tried to fart in someone's face and **** themselves.
#52 to #36 - crazycommando (05/21/2013) [-]
"fleeing the scene like some scat version of the phantom of the opera"

I swear i'm crying of laughter right now
User avatar #37 to #36 - kingdestructable (05/21/2013) [-]
I read his then yours, lost it at "in small squits" I don't even know what that means and I'm still laughing
User avatar #82 - subbajubba (05/21/2013) [-]
This story somehow reminds me of the best story i have read on 4chan. It is about some guy having a sleep over at his friend. When he needs to **** but it goes horribly wrong... It goes so far that is parents put him on the streets... And he meet a hooker that later is going to be his girlfriend. they both get a job and things are going pretty well..

if you know what story im talking about... please post the story as a reply... i would appreciate it big time
User avatar #83 to #82 - dederplaol (05/21/2013) [-]
isn't it the one where he puts CP on the friend's computer and gets him jailed and **** ? that one is pretty luls
don't have it though
User avatar #84 to #83 - subbajubba (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes that's the one... he comes back to his hometown...
User avatar #85 to #84 - dederplaol (05/21/2013) [-]
well darn..
User avatar #97 to #82 - Crusader (05/21/2013) [-]
You mean the one where the guy ruined another person's life with CP instead of just asking for toilet paper?
Making him the biggest tool I have ever heard of, and the worst human being that I have ever become aware of?
Yeah, I know that story, and I rank that guy below Hitler.
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