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ITT: Fap Stories. What the is stickying?. Terrible tap experiences she me slate night boner peg shankin like a monkey in a mange tree aabout to cum saet thruste

What the **** is stickying?

Terrible tap experiences
she me
slate night
boner
peg
shankin like a monkey in a mange tree
aabout to cum
saet thrusters to maximum / erm/ e
langage warp speed
shear a noise
pearents gorilla wilt
seam stop
stee late
iexplore to my parents ******
schauen: l
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she me
slate night
changing out with married chick I know
away unexpectedly horny
sliten: lethos_ png
speekin like monkeys in a banana tree
aabout to cum
saet hips thrusting at maximum overdrive
langage transpire speed
shear a noise
sher sen tapping like a gorilla
seam stop
stee late
Mill to the sound ether sen fappity
street. orgasm_ ever-
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Submitted: 07/11/2014
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#7 - busket (07/12/2014) [-]
>Fapping   
>Couple sex tape   
>Girl giving oral   
>Getting close   
>Want to wait until they 			****		   
>Really close   
>Look away    
>Think of something to calm down   
>Tomatoes   
>Start lol'ing   
>Cum to mental image of tomatoes   
>wut
>Fapping
>Couple sex tape
>Girl giving oral
>Getting close
>Want to wait until they ****
>Really close
>Look away
>Think of something to calm down
>Tomatoes
>Start lol'ing
>Cum to mental image of tomatoes
>wut
#25 to #7 - megusters ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
#20 to #7 - amata (07/12/2014) [-]
Commence bootylicious tomato dump?
#81 to #41 - amata (07/13/2014) [-]
But wait, there's more!
#31 to #20 - gigidygrunt (07/12/2014) [-]
carrots are cool
#17 - tiles ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Once, I masturbated in the school bathroom during class in 6th grade.   
I felt so dirty when I came back and sat down. That's why I did it again 3 days later.
Once, I masturbated in the school bathroom during class in 6th grade.
I felt so dirty when I came back and sat down. That's why I did it again 3 days later.
User avatar #52 to #17 - zuflux ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I did it once in 7th grade. But a rumor started going about a friend of mine doing the exact same thing, so I decided to stop.
#11 - mrnpc (07/12/2014) [-]
**mrnpc rolled image**
>Be me
>14
>in middle school
> teenager
>horny as ****
> fap at school multiple times a day
>feels good man
> in bathroom
>rocking it harder than Princess Kate's engagement ring
>Hot teacher comes to the door
> asks if im alright
>been out of class 7 minutes
> tell her I'm fine
> hears me grunting
>opens door
> oh **** oh **** oh ****
>sees me blow my load
>mfw
#51 to #11 - tsds ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
You were invaded, Nyugguh
You were invaded, Nyugguh
User avatar #77 to #51 - zaraki (07/12/2014) [-]
what's the source of this .gif?
#79 to #77 - tsds ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Can't answer that, sorry. Took it from someone in the dark souls channel.
Can't answer that, sorry. Took it from someone in the dark souls channel.
#46 to #11 - altari ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
her fw
her fw
#55 to #11 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
Why does this have so many pinkies.
Fake on so many levels.
>the teacher is hot
>she happens to come 'check on you' after only 7 min.
>she would actually try to open the stall and look at you on the toilet
>you would leave the stall unlocked while fapping
#18 to #11 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
(x) doubt
#12 to #11 - severepwner ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
"opens door"   
   
Why?!
"opens door"

Why?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - mrnpc (07/12/2014) [-]
If I knew the answer to that question, I could have saved myself so many sleepless nights
#48 to #13 - rakoom ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I was gonna ask why you left the stall-door unlocked, but doing stupid crap at the age of 14 is as natural as it comes.
User avatar #34 to #13 - rebjar (07/12/2014) [-]
What did the teacher do after that?
User avatar #40 to #34 - mrnpc (07/12/2014) [-]
Go to therapy.
#10 - whatasickname (07/12/2014) [-]
I hate watching a porno and im about to splode and it zooms in on the guy's sweaty porny-stached face. total buzzkill for me.  but hey, if thats your thing, you do you man.
I hate watching a porno and im about to splode and it zooms in on the guy's sweaty porny-stached face. total buzzkill for me. but hey, if thats your thing, you do you man.
User avatar #61 to #10 - imalex (07/12/2014) [-]
or his dick or asshole

like what the **** camera man
User avatar #64 to #61 - whatasickname (07/12/2014) [-]
ikr, especially the gross angle they use to show her getting railed missionary happens to be behind and under the guy so all you see is balls taint and butthole.
User avatar #65 to #64 - imalex (07/12/2014) [-]
Worst stuff in porn.
#9 - Epicgetguy (07/12/2014) [-]
>7th Grade
>In Computer Class
>Drawing pictures in KidPix Only true ****** will understand how great this was.
>Hear something thumping several rows behind me
>Don't think anything of it.
>Class ends, go to next class
>Overhear a conversation in the middle of class
>Apparently, some kid jerked off in the back of the classroom without anyone really noticing and smeared his cum all over the school's computer

They didn't even bother cleaning it, I saw it being hauled away in the hall, so they just threw it away.
User avatar #67 to #9 - cloooud (07/12/2014) [-]
kid pix is best pix
#43 to #9 - granodd (07/12/2014) [-]
The High Council came to a democratic decision that the best course of action was to completely and utterly purge the computer.
User avatar #26 - procrasturbate (07/12/2014) [-]
>Be me
>Be everyday
>Fap
>Go to sleep
#28 - nighthawxx (07/12/2014) [-]
>be me a few months ago   
>going at it on the toilet in my house    
>decide to lift the lid up to get more comfortable    
>sit down and get back to business    
>after a few minutes I drop my phone (using it to look at porn)   
>mfw dick slides under toilet seat    
>mfw I sit back down by accident   
>mfw my dick is between the seat and the rim of the toilet
>be me a few months ago
>going at it on the toilet in my house
>decide to lift the lid up to get more comfortable
>sit down and get back to business
>after a few minutes I drop my phone (using it to look at porn)
>mfw dick slides under toilet seat
>mfw I sit back down by accident
>mfw my dick is between the seat and the rim of the toilet
#56 to #28 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
How the **** did you manage that?
#15 - catchphrase ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Mfw these stories
Mfw these stories
#82 to #44 - WhitePimp (07/13/2014) [-]
I lost my 			****		 at 45 hit combo.
I lost my **** at 45 hit combo.
#30 - ppheadbuttface (07/12/2014) [-]
>be me
>horny one night years ago
>go on /s/
>find hot milf thread
>beating it
>been up all day
>doze off mid fap
>wake up after a while
>hear something
>turn to see what it is
>father is standing right behind me
#5 - dashgamer (07/11/2014) [-]
One time while my parents were staying at a fancy hotel we all decided to go swimming. I was just in the nascent stages of puberty and was overflowing with sexual energy that I didn't know what to do with, which entailed ordeals like hiding boners every time I got out of a car (bumpy rides), hiding boners every time a woman other than my mom was present, furtively looking at tits, etc.    
So while my parents decided to swim in the hotel's pool, I chilled in the jacuzzi with nothing to do when Mr. Dick decided to make an appearance. It's the most shameful thing I've ever done, but I started jerking it right there in the water with the hotel staff behind me and my parents over on one side of me. After about fifteen horrifying minutes of stroking and pausing to make sure I wasn't observed, I came in the water...    
I spent another hour in that jacuzzi.
One time while my parents were staying at a fancy hotel we all decided to go swimming. I was just in the nascent stages of puberty and was overflowing with sexual energy that I didn't know what to do with, which entailed ordeals like hiding boners every time I got out of a car (bumpy rides), hiding boners every time a woman other than my mom was present, furtively looking at tits, etc.
So while my parents decided to swim in the hotel's pool, I chilled in the jacuzzi with nothing to do when Mr. Dick decided to make an appearance. It's the most shameful thing I've ever done, but I started jerking it right there in the water with the hotel staff behind me and my parents over on one side of me. After about fifteen horrifying minutes of stroking and pausing to make sure I wasn't observed, I came in the water...
I spent another hour in that jacuzzi.
#6 to #5 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
K. ****** up but not really funny
#21 to #6 - fackyazombies (07/12/2014) [-]
It was pretty funny, because we're making fun of his life
#24 to #21 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
what makes it even funnier is that even tho he calls this a "shameful thing", some anon's sperm is not even the worst thing to regularly find in a hotel's pool or jacuzzi water.

here's a clue: various biohazardous materials besides what u see in the usual porn videos.
#42 to #24 - dashgamer (07/12/2014) [-]
It was shameful because my parents were twenty yards away.
#68 to #5 - softdoritocat (07/12/2014) [-]
Guess you ended up in jizzcuzzi
#22 - slenderize (07/12/2014) [-]
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#23 to #22 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
ha
User avatar #1 - letrollzor (07/11/2014) [-]
God do i hope this is true
#14 to #1 - tumblrpyrofox (07/12/2014) [-]
I HOPE THIS IS TRUE
#16 to #1 - bann ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I hope no one would have to feel the pain of an affair.
#37 to #16 - takuaboy (07/12/2014) [-]
At least that means you actually got laid.. mwf when no fj user ever will except with my big black penetrative daddy
#83 to #37 - bann ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Both my gf and I go on this site, we bonded when I showed it to her
#39 - azsdcfbhnj (07/12/2014) [-]
>Be me
>22 years old and 320 pounds.
>Fapping to pony's as usual
>Mom walks in
>Not so bad because she knows i fap and can usually hear it, she turns on a fan to drown out the sound when i start
>Finish
>Mom reminds me to wash my hands
>Go to the bathroom
>Come out to see her looking at my Twilight Sparkle scat porn.
>Feel so embarrassed that only my Waifu can save me
>Shove hand into anus with the dexterity of an Olympic gymnast and rip out my Twilight Sparkle Plush
>"SAVE ME MY LOVE"
>Nothing happens
>Run past my mom and climb into my tree fort and cry for the rest of the night.
#2 - runescapewasgood (07/11/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
moms fw she finds out
User avatar #66 - pwnagraphy (07/12/2014) [-]
>Be me
>Fapin' away as usual
>decide to go to /s/ for a change
>Find a thread for Milfs and wives
> ************ .jpg
>find one in a black bikini, has her tits out but no face
>keep going, dude posted a whole set saying it's his wife
>Something feels off about it though, but I don't know what
>Cum to a pic of her getting bent over the sink and ******
>Can't shake this feeling of something is weird
>Decide **** it, gonna go swimming because it's hot as cocks out
>Outside, mom is sunbathing in a black bikini
>It ******* couldn't be, my moms not attractive, stop being so paranoid
>Even though she has the same birthmark on her stomach as in the photos
>Swim, contemplate drowning myself in shame
>Go inside to take a shower
>Stop and look around bathroom, stopping at sink
>Realization
>Still cry myself to sleep at night
#75 to #66 - raideoactivepilot (07/12/2014) [-]
something tells me if this is real i bet this guy already tried taking a pass at his mom rather than just wanking to it. The taboo seal has already been broken and now its just a matter of time until the deed is done and incest fills the air
User avatar #78 to #75 - pwnagraphy (07/12/2014) [-]
Gee thanks
#69 to #66 - mapleknight (07/12/2014) [-]
PM me, uh, the, uh, source, for uh, science
**** yes, like a pro
User avatar #71 to #69 - pwnagraphy (07/12/2014) [-]
Are you implying I saved pictures of my ******* mother getting ****** and that I would fap to them even knowing?

I mean your right that I would but that ****** dangerous to keep on you're computer at home
User avatar #72 to #71 - mapleknight (07/12/2014) [-]
Hey, hey, calm down, I'm just joking
Sorry, that was probably pretty insensitive of me if you're story is true.
User avatar #73 to #72 - pwnagraphy (07/12/2014) [-]
I was kidding. But no I seriously would not save them, so it's all up to you
User avatar #74 to #73 - mapleknight (07/12/2014) [-]
Figured, b0ss
#45 - Deavas (07/12/2014) [-]
ive fapped to the sound of my parents ******* before
#50 to #45 - adzodeux (07/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#59 to #50 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
Me I haven't. Now I'm feeling like the weird one
#53 to #45 - technobanana (07/12/2014) [-]
You're not alone
#36 - grimmwaters (07/12/2014) [-]
Reminds me of when I barely got away with fappin in my
step sister's thong.
Worth it.
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