I wish I was as smart as him. . Anonymious( ID: ) 04/ 20/ 13( Sat) 02: 34 No. 474120061 File: (44 KB, 493x527, 1352097520914. jpg) Sure why not in tth grade mad
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I wish I was as smart as him

Anonymious( ID: ) 04/ 20/ 13( Sat) 02: 34 No. 474120061
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Sure why not
in tth grade
mad to pee real bad
ahad hand raised for about 5 minutes and bitch teacher
Ishouldn' t
call en me
pstart getting these cold sweats
aabout to ******* piss myself.
treacher finally calls en me and lets me go.
tthere was a rule for my class, if anyone needs go to the bathroom, they
have to sign a paper by the deer
deigning in just means that you need to stay after class for 5 minutes
signed stupid paper and as seen as I stepped out ta the hall, piss.
piss everywhere!
at run to the restroom and finish what was left which wasn' t much
was panicking, knowing HI always be that kid that pissed his pants.
wee one of the sinks clogged up with paper
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immediately start to clog all the urinals, toilets, sinks and let the whale
bathroom flood
wear recess bell go off.
***** , kids are going to be Deming in seen
ssee kids run inside the bathroom, 2 kids slip and take me dawn with them.
of us completely soaked now.
this turned out to be a let better than i expected.
no one ever knew I pissed myself A
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#8 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#159 to #8 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
So that little slut just takes off her pants in school then goes home pant-less and whoever finds her pants gets a "kiss" from her?
#177 to #8 - theincrediblelegs (04/24/2013) [-]
That was just so unnatural, like you were trying as hard as possible to sound like you are from 4chan.
User avatar #63 to #8 - nggamer (04/24/2013) [-]
fake ass **** , not funny , would not bang 0/10
User avatar #90 to #63 - dmkstarstar ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Found the ******
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#120 to #8 - fallenoffacliff has deleted their comment [-]
#185 to #120 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
OJ... Orange juice, you snobbish, ignorant bastard.
User avatar #268 to #185 - niggernazi (04/24/2013) [-]
*Original Jew
User avatar #167 to #8 - exicuton (04/24/2013) [-]
Why would you drink 2L of poop?
User avatar #170 to #167 - exicuton (04/24/2013) [-]
Nope it said pop. Nevermind.
#165 to #8 - daix (04/24/2013) [-]
I am proud
#197 to #8 - cazabrow (04/24/2013) [-]
The Flash must of been pretty pissed off about all those referrals throughout your entire elementary schooling!
The Flash must of been pretty pissed off about all those referrals throughout your entire elementary schooling!
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#19 to #8 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#130 to #8 - lightelmo (04/24/2013) [-]
>Run so fast out of class people refer me to the flash for the rest of my elementary schooling
> Feels black man.
I see what you did there.

User avatar #138 to #8 - trojanmannn (04/24/2013) [-]
>grade 3
>track team
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#218 to #138 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#17 to #8 - Mustafa (04/23/2013) [-]
">Feels like Poseidon is pushing against my Urinary sac "



#132 to #8 - lamarisagoodname (04/24/2013) [-]
"Feels black man"

God damn, that's good
#62 to #8 - bongconnery (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - icanhazrape (04/23/2013) [-]
>4th grade
>Taking a math test
> ***** gotta take a piss
> Raise hand, tell teacher i need to go
> She says I have to wait till I've finished my test
>Kid next to me asks the same question not a second later than I
>He claims its an emergency
>BITCH LETS HIM GO
>Can't take test i have to pee so bad
>I'm just sitting there wiggling around and ****
> ******* brilliant idea comes to mind
>I grab my ******* water bottle and dump it all over my dick
>At the same time I'm pissing myself right there in the classroom.
>Nobody knows the difference
>I leave that day punishment and piss free
>Teacher cleans up the water/piss mixture that's everywhere.
>It even soaked into carpet
>Last time Mrs.Cox messed with me
User avatar #16 to #7 - razerblazer (04/23/2013) [-]
oldish white lady with white hair?
#89 to #7 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
I have a pre-calc teacher named Miss Cox..
You Connectifag?
User avatar #186 to #7 - entertaining (04/24/2013) [-]
Who knew Mrs.Cox was such a dick

carlosface.jpeg
#50 to #7 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Nobody noticed the piss smell?
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#20 to #7 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#23 - slumberdonkey (04/23/2013) [-]
>be me in about 7grade
>be about 12-13
>if we had to go to the bathroom we had to write our name and the time on the board
>see weird girl in class get up
>when i say weird i mean she would tie her hair to her desk
>she had a big head
>walks up to board
>starts writing her name
>i hears platter
>she's puking on the ground
>i look around
>only one who saw it
>she turns her head to look at clock at back of room
>starts throwing up all over her shoulder
>turns back and writes it
>walks out of room still puking
>all the way down the hall
>there was puke the entire way
>about 40-50 feet
mfw
User avatar #79 to #23 - spyisspy (04/24/2013) [-]
so you're a derped dog
#273 to #23 - nastoy ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't 			****		 her?
And you didn't **** her?
User avatar #283 to #273 - slumberdonkey (04/24/2013) [-]
Her face was fat. Like, beyond fat. Really frizzy hair. Didn't shave her legs til 6 grade. She also cried a lot.
User avatar #25 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
>Blessed with a bladder of steel
>don't have any stories of pissing self
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
#196 to #25 - gojeda (04/24/2013) [-]
I used to have a bladder of steel... But not since the accident.
User avatar #28 to #25 - vatra (04/23/2013) [-]
I challenge your bladder of steel to a duel against my bladder of diamond.
#36 to #28 - dragonicangel (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh 			****		. Let's get this down. izzygirl and vatra, next time you have to piss, hold it for as long as you can then reply to this comment.
Oh **** . Let's get this down. izzygirl and vatra, next time you have to piss, hold it for as long as you can then reply to this comment.
#276 to #36 - izzygirl (04/24/2013) [-]
Well, I'd rather not go to a hockey game having to pee myself, so vatra has won this challenge.   
Congrats, bro!
Well, I'd rather not go to a hockey game having to pee myself, so vatra has won this challenge.
Congrats, bro!
User avatar #282 to #276 - dragonicangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Record it next time.
User avatar #278 to #276 - vatra (04/24/2013) [-]
Actually, you won hours ago, I just haven't been able to get on funnyjunk until now. When I woke up this morning I forgot about the challenge until I was basically finished going. Worst part is it was out of habit not necessity lol.
User avatar #287 to #278 - izzygirl (04/25/2013) [-]
I didn't even get sleep last night.
Perhaps one day we shall have this contest again.
User avatar #288 to #287 - vatra (04/25/2013) [-]
Indeed, I'm an insomniac, but I actually got about 5 hours of sleep last night, I was so disoriented when I woke up, totally worth it though!
User avatar #289 to #288 - izzygirl (04/25/2013) [-]
Congratulations on sleeping!
Hopefully I can get some myself.
User avatar #290 to #289 - vatra (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, hopefully! I take it you are an insomniac too?
User avatar #291 to #290 - izzygirl (04/25/2013) [-]
Not really. But every now and then I can't sleep, no matter how tired I am. Happens once a week, at most.
User avatar #292 to #291 - vatra (04/25/2013) [-]
Hmm, that sounds like cyclical insomnia, only the cycle is ridiculously fast.
User avatar #293 to #292 - izzygirl (04/25/2013) [-]
It sucks, man.
Every week I'm like "Yeah! Let's do this, brain. We know how sleeping goes, remember last night?"
User avatar #294 to #293 - vatra (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't really get good sleep, those five hours I got last night was the best I've gotten in at least 3 years, normally I get like 2 or 3 hours a night, then get times where I don't get any.
User avatar #296 to #294 - izzygirl (04/25/2013) [-]
Well, I'm glad you got some sleep, man.
User avatar #297 to #296 - vatra (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah haha. Some is better than none!
User avatar #281 to #278 - dragonicangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Eh, next time.
User avatar #54 to #36 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
M'kay.
User avatar #57 to #54 - dragonicangel (04/23/2013) [-]
All right, report back to this comment or PM me. Same for you vatra.
User avatar #58 to #57 - vatra (04/23/2013) [-]
*decides I don't want to finish the rest of my drink*
User avatar #59 to #58 - dragonicangel (04/23/2013) [-]
Drink it up, NOW. Peace.
User avatar #37 to #36 - vatra (04/23/2013) [-]
The only issue with that is, how would anyone know we are telling the truth on our times?
User avatar #41 to #37 - dragonicangel (04/23/2013) [-]
Or, word of honor; you know, honor code.
User avatar #43 to #41 - vatra (04/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough, though this is pointless unless she participates as well.
User avatar #44 to #43 - dragonicangel (04/23/2013) [-]
True. izzygirl, get your ass online!
User avatar #40 to #37 - dragonicangel (04/23/2013) [-]
picture diary.
User avatar #84 to #36 - elcreepo ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
K, kind of have to pee starting now.

My record is 37 hours without a single piss break (I was sleeping over another person's house and hate using the bathroom at other people's homes)
User avatar #85 to #84 - dragonicangel (04/24/2013) [-]
My record insofar has been just over 43 hours. See how long you can hold this piss.
User avatar #298 to #85 - elcreepo ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Had to let it go or risk pissing and ******** myself.

Consider my time to be over 24 hours, wasn't keeping it down to the second.
User avatar #299 to #298 - dragonicangel (04/25/2013) [-]
That's a good time. BEAT IT.
User avatar #95 to #28 - dmkstarstar ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
After your challenge with him I want to challenge you with my steel coated diamond bladder!
User avatar #101 to #95 - vatra (04/24/2013) [-]
Her, izzyGIRL is a chick. Might take a day or two before I can accept your challenge.
User avatar #104 to #101 - izzygirl (04/24/2013) [-]
A day or two?
**** , man, do you ever drink?
User avatar #110 to #104 - vatra (04/24/2013) [-]
I've been told I don't drink anywhere near enough haha, and even then I can hold it for over a day if necessary.
User avatar #116 to #110 - izzygirl (04/24/2013) [-]
I feel I shouldn't have finished my drink now....
I don't drink enough either. Always have chapped lips because of it. Not a big deal.
User avatar #122 to #116 - vatra (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, my lips are always chapped too, haha.
User avatar #107 to #101 - dmkstarstar ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I know that but wait....
She really does have a bladder of steel!
User avatar #12 - imonamouse (04/23/2013) [-]
>18 in high school in photography class.
>need to unleash the cascade of a life time
>go to use restroom
>pretty shy when having to pee near other people idk
>no lunch period going on, bathrooms may be empty
> ******* score, it was
>as soon as I unbuckle belt in stall, ******* custodian lady that was far behind me in hall walks in
>she farts, says "oh yeah"
>re buckle belt and slip away with pressure building inside like diet coke and mentos
>walk to another restroom
>hear girl sobbing like she's ******** out knives or something
>are you ******* kidding me@aol
>speed walk/clenching tighter than Kingler using vice grip
>reach third ******* rest room in this gigantic ******* town sized school
>epmty
>no middle aged women passing gas
>no girls trying to force a fetus out of them by yelling like a ******* super sayian
>relief of a life time
>get back to class
>missed entire lesson on vignettes
>worth it?
> **** yeah
#274 to #12 - personface (04/24/2013) [-]
"@aol"
"@aol"
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#18 to #12 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #86 to #18 - aerosol (04/24/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say that. The guys in my school were borderline tumultuous when they were in the bathroom.
User avatar #70 to #18 - asschwitz (04/24/2013) [-]
I just completely avoid my schools bathrooms, filthier then a middle school bathroom. I'm not that bag a germaphobe but I simply refuse to go near those bathrooms, been this way so long that it's just automatic for me to only use the restroom after I get out of school, Never feel the need to during school. If that makes any sense.
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User avatar #121 to #99 - asschwitz (04/24/2013) [-]
I can't poop in public restrooms, it just feels wrong. I prefer the sweet caressing feeling of pooping, sitting on my own toilet in my own bathroom.
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User avatar #280 to #277 - asschwitz (04/24/2013) [-]
Possibly, I tend to get into random conversations like this a lot.
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User avatar #286 to #285 - asschwitz (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh yea, I remember that.
User avatar #80 to #70 - elcreepo ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
i hate and don't use public restrooms for the reasons you do, unless it's a dire emergency. It freaks me out to think that some weirdo in the next stall might be listening to me and judging what I do (in my defense there are some majorly weird kids in my school).
#148 to #80 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
You're not a lone. They did a study in the 70's. Many males have a hard time peeing with others around them. Don't worry bro, I'm the same way.
User avatar #83 to #80 - asschwitz (04/24/2013) [-]
I can definitely see where you're coming from, the only times I use public restrooms are on long road trips where I don't have much choice
User avatar #100 to #12 - machobeasttwo (04/24/2013) [-]
All the janitors are Mexican in my school so I read that as "she farts, says "oh sí"
User avatar #129 - bowlerpipe (04/24/2013) [-]
>be in first grade
>nothing special really happened

im never good at these threads
#131 - johnnybananaz (04/24/2013) [-]
>Be me in 5th grade
>It's reading time where our teacher reads to us and we can eat snacks
>I am eating an apple
>Being 10 years old I have loose baby teeth
>Take a huge bite out of the apple and rip out one of my front teeth
>Hurts like a bitch and blood is literally pouring out of my mouth and overflowing off my desk
>Kids sitting around me all back away and nearly throw up
>I get up to run to the bathroom
>My teacher yells at me and tells me to sit back down
>She says I can go to the nurse when she is done reading the chapter
>MFW
User avatar #204 to #131 - pudingcade (04/24/2013) [-]
wow that teacher must have been a BIOTCH
#249 to #131 - lorkhan (04/24/2013) [-]
That teacher.
#69 - imostlyroll (04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in 6th grade   
>End of elementary school field trip to Chattanooga   
>Drinking plenty of Sunny D on the trip there   
>We went to Ruby Falls which is in a cave underground   
>The attraction had two paths at the entrance   
>One to the waterfall, and the other to a horror house-esque attraction under construction   
>Had to go so bad in the middle of the walk through the cave   
>Thought I could hold it, but not for long   
>Had to leave group right before getting to the waterfall, and ended up leaving on my own   
>Got lost and took the horror path on accident   
>mfw I see a giant skull on a crate and my bladder is about to go boom   
>Get to end of path, dead end, scream, and piss inside the cave   
>Finally get back to the entrance and scared for the rest of my life
>Be in 6th grade
>End of elementary school field trip to Chattanooga
>Drinking plenty of Sunny D on the trip there
>We went to Ruby Falls which is in a cave underground
>The attraction had two paths at the entrance
>One to the waterfall, and the other to a horror house-esque attraction under construction
>Had to go so bad in the middle of the walk through the cave
>Thought I could hold it, but not for long
>Had to leave group right before getting to the waterfall, and ended up leaving on my own
>Got lost and took the horror path on accident
>mfw I see a giant skull on a crate and my bladder is about to go boom
>Get to end of path, dead end, scream, and piss inside the cave
>Finally get back to the entrance and scared for the rest of my life
User avatar #114 to #69 - yutdollacwwwthree (04/24/2013) [-]
That gif is ******* awesome
#123 to #69 - lamerthanyou ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Me and my dad went to Ruby Falls. Biggest waste of money in my life. You want a real attraction? Rock City.


You can see ******* seven states.
User avatar #125 to #123 - imostlyroll (04/24/2013) [-]
We went there too right afterwards.
#126 to #125 - lamerthanyou ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Rock city is the **** .
#64 - richnourishing (04/24/2013) [-]
> be 11   
>back in homeland for the first time, since birth   
>			******		 tropical and remote   
>live at my uncles house surrounded by thick vegetation and crops   
>nothing to do but play outside   
>need to pee    
>too far from the house, so I go into the sugar-cane   
>start whizzing   
>suddenly big ass wild dog comes out of 			*******		 nowhere   
>			************************		.jpg   
>MFW running and pissing at the same time
> be 11
>back in homeland for the first time, since birth
> ****** tropical and remote
>live at my uncles house surrounded by thick vegetation and crops
>nothing to do but play outside
>need to pee
>too far from the house, so I go into the sugar-cane
>start whizzing
>suddenly big ass wild dog comes out of ******* nowhere
> ************************ .jpg
>MFW running and pissing at the same time
#142 to #64 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
any chance you got sauce on that anime?
#228 to #142 - egotistical (04/24/2013) [-]
OniAi, it's pretty bad
#34 - VideotapeAxed (04/23/2013) [-]
>Be 11   
>On school trip to the beach.   
>Need to pee real bad. Teacher is being a bitch and won't let me, she says we have to walk on the beach.   
>Steep walk down cliffs. On the beach for at least an hour and a half. Running water everywhere.   
>Held pee in for the whole time.   
>Realised I can use my pelvic floor muscles to crush the penises of inferior men.   
>MFW
>Be 11
>On school trip to the beach.
>Need to pee real bad. Teacher is being a bitch and won't let me, she says we have to walk on the beach.
>Steep walk down cliffs. On the beach for at least an hour and a half. Running water everywhere.
>Held pee in for the whole time.
>Realised I can use my pelvic floor muscles to crush the penises of inferior men.
>MFW
User avatar #183 to #34 - azijay (04/24/2013) [-]
**** , we went on a field trip to the lake in forth grade and they wouldn't let me piss, so laid on a guardrail, squirmed like a bitch, and pissed myself.
Nobody gave a **** .
I sat in my piss-pants on the bus ride back for nearly an hour, then sat it in for the rest of the day until I got home.
I still don't know if nobody noticed or what, I don't remember getting any **** for it.
#45 to #34 - clinomania (04/23/2013) [-]
Not since the accident
User avatar #162 - iamscifer (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me
>3rd grade
>have to piss walk up to teacher saying i had to go
>she saids not till she shows me what i got wrong on pop quiz
>say i really have to go
>still wont let me
>i say well ima go anyway
>start pissing right there
>no ***** given
#97 - klaedarkness (04/24/2013) [-]
Here's a pretty bad one
>7th grade me
>new school building so i don't know my way around
>Have diareah in first week of school
>I feel it coming but try to ignore it
>go to first period and realize that theres a real chance i'll **** myself
>panic
>ask to go to the bathroom
>leave classroom but dont know where bathroom is
> **** **** **** ****
>try to run to the end of the hallway
> **** myself, feel turds roll down my pant leg
>do the **** walk to the end of the hall and see bathroom
>pick up the turd that was in my sock and
> I end up getting away with it
>die of laughter when i see the small round turds i left in the hallway smashed during the time between first and second period.
#77 - elcreepo ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
One should never punish a kid for needing to use the bathroom by making them stay 5 minutes after class ends. Even in fifth grade.    
   
If it's a kid who always goes to the bathroom every second of the day or at the same time each day, maybe a talk and/or discipline is needed, but I remember that as a middle schooler (in my town high school was from grade 5 to 8) you didn't even need to ask, you just got up, signed a sheet so that if you were always skipping out on class at a time you'd be caught, and left. No asking the teacher or holding up class at all.    
   
Sorry for the rant it just really grinds my gears when teachers prevent/punish a kid for using the restroom.
One should never punish a kid for needing to use the bathroom by making them stay 5 minutes after class ends. Even in fifth grade.

If it's a kid who always goes to the bathroom every second of the day or at the same time each day, maybe a talk and/or discipline is needed, but I remember that as a middle schooler (in my town high school was from grade 5 to 8) you didn't even need to ask, you just got up, signed a sheet so that if you were always skipping out on class at a time you'd be caught, and left. No asking the teacher or holding up class at all.

Sorry for the rant it just really grinds my gears when teachers prevent/punish a kid for using the restroom.
#208 to #77 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
What's that gif from?
#128 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
>be 9th grader 3rd day of school
>have to take a mega dump, like the weight of the world pushing on my guts
>ask to go to bathroom
>teacher says "wait like 2 minutes"
>finally get out and make it to bathroom
>on fridays before basketball games they close the bathrooms to everyone so they stay clean
>forget and walk to those
>well needless to say.... i **** a big ol diarrhea in my pants and had to go home
>nice teacher understood i was sick (i told her i was) and gave me her jacket to cover up while i went to the bathroom to clean up.
>no one ever found out about the day i call the " ********** "
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User avatar #6 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
>be in kindergarten
>have to piss with the power of a thousand Asians doing math
> raise my hand for a **** long time
>teacher reading book, not noticing me.
>starting to get to a crucial state
>moving around trying to get teachers attention
>still nothing
>piss goes everywhere
> teacher still notices nothing like a whore
>no one else has notices either
>sit in wet spot for 10 minutes or so
>recess starts, have to get up.
>worried i'll get caught
>children somehow don't realize it's me
>kid blames it on a girl
>teachers know by now of course
>get to go home
>able to go to the bathroom without asking now
>kids in class never knew it was me
>i regret nothing.
User avatar #203 to #146 - pudingcade (04/24/2013) [-]
Billy Madison classic
#46 - thebritishguy (04/23/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#49 to #46 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Now obviously I've been in a cave for a while. What is hfw? Holy ******* wow?
User avatar #55 to #49 - nuuuuuuuuu (04/23/2013) [-]
heresy finds ways
User avatar #66 to #49 - destismad (04/24/2013) [-]
It stands for "His Face When" good sir/mam.
#53 to #49 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
hfw = his face when
#52 to #49 - harryblazer (04/23/2013) [-]
his face when
User avatar #51 to #49 - theFuckingGreat (04/23/2013) [-]
His Face When
#81 to #51 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
her face when #feminsm
User avatar #194 to #81 - ilovehitler (04/24/2013) [-]
hitler's face when #nazism
#205 - MrDuck (04/24/2013) [-]
>In sixth grade   
>Wake up with weird stomach pains   
>Shrug it off as normal gas   
>Get settled in and lunch time hits   
>Make the stupid  mistake of ordering the tacos   
>Rotten egg burps and horrible sulfurous farting   
>Ohthehumanity.jpg   
>Midway through science class the nausea hits me   
>I relax my 6th grade anus to release some of the intestinal pressure brought on by the gas   
>Feel the hot rush of pre-diarrhea air   
> Immediately pucker out of fear   
>At this point I'm begging the bitch teacher to let me use the bathroom    
>Get the pass signed and right before I can finish writing the time I projectile vomit a gelatinous mixture of taco meat and my morning breakfast   
>No time to apologize as I run to the bathroom and burst through the door   
>See the almighty porcelain throne and it's divine 			****		 flushing power   
>MYDESTINYAWAITS.jpg   
>Release and unholy amount of farty pea soup diarrhea while gagging and throwing up bile   
>Never really religious but forgive my anus father and release this unholy 			****		 demon in my bowels with your divine strength   
>The stall is massacred when I'm done and I've used the entire roll of toilet paper   
>Parents come and pick me up later and confront the teacher about not letting me use the bathroom earlier   
> Transferred out    
>Everything was a bit better than expected    
MFW I'm never eating school tacos again
>In sixth grade
>Wake up with weird stomach pains
>Shrug it off as normal gas
>Get settled in and lunch time hits
>Make the stupid mistake of ordering the tacos
>Rotten egg burps and horrible sulfurous farting
>Ohthehumanity.jpg
>Midway through science class the nausea hits me
>I relax my 6th grade anus to release some of the intestinal pressure brought on by the gas
>Feel the hot rush of pre-diarrhea air
> Immediately pucker out of fear
>At this point I'm begging the bitch teacher to let me use the bathroom
>Get the pass signed and right before I can finish writing the time I projectile vomit a gelatinous mixture of taco meat and my morning breakfast
>No time to apologize as I run to the bathroom and burst through the door
>See the almighty porcelain throne and it's divine **** flushing power
>MYDESTINYAWAITS.jpg
>Release and unholy amount of farty pea soup diarrhea while gagging and throwing up bile
>Never really religious but forgive my anus father and release this unholy **** demon in my bowels with your divine strength
>The stall is massacred when I'm done and I've used the entire roll of toilet paper
>Parents come and pick me up later and confront the teacher about not letting me use the bathroom earlier
> Transferred out
>Everything was a bit better than expected
MFW I'm never eating school tacos again
User avatar #219 to #205 - lorkhan (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy **** I've had those horrifying egg burps too, but not in school but at home. And you also get diarrhea, and puke your ass off.
User avatar #224 to #219 - MrDuck (04/24/2013) [-]
The constant retching is what really gets to me. I hate the fact that you can't even drink water or the nausea and vomiting will come back. It's horrible and I've no clue what causes it. It's like a rotten egg diarrhea hangover.
#226 to #224 - lorkhan (04/24/2013) [-]
Yes, the exact same here, the funny thing. My parents are divorced and I live with my mom, everytime I went to my dad I got sick, never at moms. But its the most horrible thing ever, the egg burps are horrifying, I don't go to my dad anymore, I am too afraid.
User avatar #231 to #226 - MrDuck (04/24/2013) [-]
I always tend to get it when I went to my old friends house or when I visited my grandma's house. I tend to avoid boiled eggs because it reminds me of that feeling.
User avatar #233 to #231 - lorkhan (04/24/2013) [-]
I avoid eggs and all that **** , I have no idea what causes it, I believe its something psychological which makes your body freak out in the most disturbing way.
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