I wish I was as smart as him. . Anonymious( ID: ) 04/ 20/ 13( Sat) 02: 34 No. 474120061 File: (44 KB, 493x527, 1352097520914. jpg) Sure why not in tth grade mad I wish was as smart him Anonymious( ID: ) 04/ 20/ 13( Sat) 02: 34 No 474120061 File: (44 KB 493x527 1352097520914 jpg) Sure why not in tth grade mad
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I wish I was as smart as him

Anonymious( ID: ) 04/ 20/ 13( Sat) 02: 34 No. 474120061
File: (44 KB, 493x527, 1352097520914. jpg)
Sure why not
in tth grade
mad to pee real bad
ahad hand raised for about 5 minutes and bitch teacher
Ishouldn' t
call en me
pstart getting these cold sweats
aabout to ******* piss myself.
treacher finally calls en me and lets me go.
tthere was a rule for my class, if anyone needs go to the bathroom, they
have to sign a paper by the deer
deigning in just means that you need to stay after class for 5 minutes
signed stupid paper and as seen as I stepped out ta the hall, piss.
piss everywhere!
at run to the restroom and finish what was left which wasn' t much
was panicking, knowing HI always be that kid that pissed his pants.
wee one of the sinks clogged up with paper
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immediately start to clog all the urinals, toilets, sinks and let the whale
bathroom flood
wear recess bell go off.
*****, kids are going to be Deming in seen
ssee kids run inside the bathroom, 2 kids slip and take me dawn with them.
of us completely soaked now.
this turned out to be a let better than i expected.
no one ever knew I pissed myself A
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#8 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account**
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#63 to #8 - nggamer
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(04/24/2013) [-]
fake ass **** , not funny , would not bang 0/10
#90 to #63 - dmkstarstar
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Found the ******
#120 to #8 - fallenoffacliff
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#185 to #120 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
OJ... Orange juice, you snobbish, ignorant bastard.
#268 to #185 - niggernazi
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(04/24/2013) [-]
*Original Jew
#177 to #8 - theincrediblelegs
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(04/24/2013) [-]
That was just so unnatural, like you were trying as hard as possible to sound like you are from 4chan.
#159 to #8 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
So that little slut just takes off her pants in school then goes home pant-less and whoever finds her pants gets a "kiss" from her?
#167 to #8 - exicuton
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Why would you drink 2L of poop?
#170 to #167 - exicuton
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Nope it said pop. Nevermind.
#165 to #8 - daix ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I am proud
#197 to #8 - cazabrow ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
The Flash must of been pretty pissed off about all those referrals throughout your entire elementary schooling!
The Flash must of been pretty pissed off about all those referrals throughout your entire elementary schooling!
#19 to #8 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
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#130 to #8 - lightelmo
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>Run so fast out of class people refer me to the flash for the rest of my elementary schooling
> Feels black man.
I see what you did there.

#138 to #8 - trojanmannn
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>grade 3
>track team
#218 to #138 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account**
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#17 to #8 - Mustafa
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(04/23/2013) [-]
">Feels like Poseidon is pushing against my Urinary sac "



#132 to #8 - lamarisagoodname
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(04/24/2013) [-]
"Feels black man"

God damn, that's good
#62 to #8 - bongconnery
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#2 - iamtheblackgoat
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#29 to #2 - vatra
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I'd rather be known as that asshole, than the kid with no bladder control.
#26 to #2 - vgcollosus
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Found the janitor.
Found the janitor.
#10 to #2 - toastableduckling
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Still didn't get caught.
#3 to #2 - claytonic [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
no hes the bad ass that flooded the bathroom.
#33 to #3 - PieManTheGreat
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Not since the accident.
#12 - imonamouse
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(04/23/2013) [-]
>18 in high school in photography class.
>need to unleash the cascade of a life time
>go to use restroom
>pretty shy when having to pee near other people idk
>no lunch period going on, bathrooms may be empty
>******* score, it was
>as soon as I unbuckle belt in stall, ******* custodian lady that was far behind me in hall walks in
>she farts, says "oh yeah"
>re buckle belt and slip away with pressure building inside like diet coke and mentos
>walk to another restroom
>hear girl sobbing like she's ******** out knives or something
>are you ******* kidding me@aol
>speed walk/clenching tighter than Kingler using vice grip
>reach third ******* rest room in this gigantic ******* town sized school
>epmty
>no middle aged women passing gas
>no girls trying to force a fetus out of them by yelling like a ******* super sayian
>relief of a life time
>get back to class
>missed entire lesson on vignettes
>worth it?
>**** yeah
#274 to #12 - personface
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(04/24/2013) [-]
"@aol"
"@aol"
#18 to #12 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
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#86 to #18 - aerosol
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say that. The guys in my school were borderline tumultuous when they were in the bathroom.
#70 to #18 - asschwitz ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I just completely avoid my schools bathrooms, filthier then a middle school bathroom. I'm not that bag a germaphobe but I simply refuse to go near those bathrooms, been this way so long that it's just automatic for me to only use the restroom after I get out of school, Never feel the need to during school. If that makes any sense.
#99 to #70 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
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#121 to #99 - asschwitz ONLINE
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I can't poop in public restrooms, it just feels wrong. I prefer the sweet caressing feeling of pooping, sitting on my own toilet in my own bathroom.
#277 to #121 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
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#280 to #277 - asschwitz ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Possibly, I tend to get into random conversations like this a lot.
#285 to #280 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
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#286 to #285 - asschwitz ONLINE
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Oh yea, I remember that.
#80 to #70 - elcreepo ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
i hate and don't use public restrooms for the reasons you do, unless it's a dire emergency. It freaks me out to think that some weirdo in the next stall might be listening to me and judging what I do (in my defense there are some majorly weird kids in my school).
#148 to #80 - anon
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You're not a lone. They did a study in the 70's. Many males have a hard time peeing with others around them. Don't worry bro, I'm the same way.
#83 to #80 - asschwitz ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I can definitely see where you're coming from, the only times I use public restrooms are on long road trips where I don't have much choice
#100 to #12 - machobeasttwo
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(04/24/2013) [-]
All the janitors are Mexican in my school so I read that as "she farts, says "oh sí"
#7 - icanhazrape
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(04/23/2013) [-]
>4th grade
>Taking a math test
>***** gotta take a piss
> Raise hand, tell teacher i need to go
> She says I have to wait till I've finished my test
>Kid next to me asks the same question not a second later than I
>He claims its an emergency
>BITCH LETS HIM GO
>Can't take test i have to pee so bad
>I'm just sitting there wiggling around and ****
>******* brilliant idea comes to mind
>I grab my ******* water bottle and dump it all over my dick
>At the same time I'm pissing myself right there in the classroom.
>Nobody knows the difference
>I leave that day punishment and piss free
>Teacher cleans up the water/piss mixture that's everywhere.
>It even soaked into carpet
>Last time Mrs.Cox messed with me
#50 to #7 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Nobody noticed the piss smell?
#89 to #7 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I have a pre-calc teacher named Miss Cox..
You Connectifag?
#16 to #7 - razerblazer
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(04/23/2013) [-]
oldish white lady with white hair?
#186 to #7 - entertaining
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Who knew Mrs.Cox was such a dick

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#20 to #7 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
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#23 - slumberdonkey
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(04/23/2013) [-]
>be me in about 7grade
>be about 12-13
>if we had to go to the bathroom we had to write our name and the time on the board
>see weird girl in class get up
>when i say weird i mean she would tie her hair to her desk
>she had a big head
>walks up to board
>starts writing her name
>i hears platter
>she's puking on the ground
>i look around
>only one who saw it
>she turns her head to look at clock at back of room
>starts throwing up all over her shoulder
>turns back and writes it
>walks out of room still puking
>all the way down the hall
>there was puke the entire way
>about 40-50 feet
mfw
#79 to #23 - spyisspy
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(04/24/2013) [-]
so you're a derped dog
#273 to #23 - nastoy
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(04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't **** her?
And you didn't **** her?
#283 to #273 - slumberdonkey
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Her face was fat. Like, beyond fat. Really frizzy hair. Didn't shave her legs til 6 grade. She also cried a lot.
#140 to #23 - Jabberwocky
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#25 - izzygirl
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(04/23/2013) [-]
>Blessed with a bladder of steel
>don't have any stories of pissing self
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
#196 to #25 - gojeda
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I used to have a bladder of steel... But not since the accident.
#28 to #25 - vatra
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I challenge your bladder of steel to a duel against my bladder of diamond.
#36 to #28 - dragonicangel
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Oh ****. Let's get this down. izzygirl and vatra, next time you have to piss, hold it for as long as you can then reply to this comment.
Oh ****. Let's get this down. izzygirl and vatra, next time you have to piss, hold it for as long as you can then reply to this comment.
#276 to #36 - izzygirl
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Well, I'd rather not go to a hockey game having to pee myself, so vatra has won this challenge.   
Congrats, bro!
Well, I'd rather not go to a hockey game having to pee myself, so vatra has won this challenge.
Congrats, bro!
#282 to #276 - dragonicangel
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Record it next time.
#278 to #276 - vatra
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Actually, you won hours ago, I just haven't been able to get on funnyjunk until now. When I woke up this morning I forgot about the challenge until I was basically finished going. Worst part is it was out of habit not necessity lol.
#287 to #278 - izzygirl
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I didn't even get sleep last night.
Perhaps one day we shall have this contest again.
#288 to #287 - vatra
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Indeed, I'm an insomniac, but I actually got about 5 hours of sleep last night, I was so disoriented when I woke up, totally worth it though!
#289 to #288 - izzygirl
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Congratulations on sleeping!
Hopefully I can get some myself.
#290 to #289 - vatra
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Yeah, hopefully! I take it you are an insomniac too?
#291 to #290 - izzygirl
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Not really. But every now and then I can't sleep, no matter how tired I am. Happens once a week, at most.
#292 to #291 - vatra
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Hmm, that sounds like cyclical insomnia, only the cycle is ridiculously fast.
#293 to #292 - izzygirl
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It sucks, man.
Every week I'm like "Yeah! Let's do this, brain. We know how sleeping goes, remember last night?"
#294 to #293 - vatra
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't really get good sleep, those five hours I got last night was the best I've gotten in at least 3 years, normally I get like 2 or 3 hours a night, then get times where I don't get any.
#296 to #294 - izzygirl
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Well, I'm glad you got some sleep, man.
#297 to #296 - vatra
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah haha. Some is better than none!
#281 to #278 - dragonicangel
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Eh, next time.
#54 to #36 - izzygirl
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(04/23/2013) [-]
M'kay.
#57 to #54 - dragonicangel
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(04/23/2013) [-]
All right, report back to this comment or PM me. Same for you vatra.
#58 to #57 - vatra
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(04/23/2013) [-]
*decides I don't want to finish the rest of my drink*
#59 to #58 - dragonicangel
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Drink it up, NOW. Peace.
#37 to #36 - vatra
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(04/23/2013) [-]
The only issue with that is, how would anyone know we are telling the truth on our times?
#41 to #37 - dragonicangel
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Or, word of honor; you know, honor code.
#43 to #41 - vatra
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough, though this is pointless unless she participates as well.
#44 to #43 - dragonicangel
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(04/23/2013) [-]
True. izzygirl, get your ass online!
#40 to #37 - dragonicangel
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(04/23/2013) [-]
picture diary.
#84 to #36 - elcreepo ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
K, kind of have to pee starting now.

My record is 37 hours without a single piss break (I was sleeping over another person's house and hate using the bathroom at other people's homes)
#85 to #84 - dragonicangel
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(04/24/2013) [-]
My record insofar has been just over 43 hours. See how long you can hold this piss.
#298 to #85 - elcreepo ONLINE
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Had to let it go or risk pissing and ******** myself.

Consider my time to be over 24 hours, wasn't keeping it down to the second.
#299 to #298 - dragonicangel
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(04/25/2013) [-]
That's a good time. BEAT IT.
#95 to #28 - dmkstarstar
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(04/24/2013) [-]
After your challenge with him I want to challenge you with my steel coated diamond bladder!
#101 to #95 - vatra
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Her, izzyGIRL is a chick. Might take a day or two before I can accept your challenge.
#104 to #101 - izzygirl
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(04/24/2013) [-]
A day or two?
****, man, do you ever drink?
#110 to #104 - vatra
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I've been told I don't drink anywhere near enough haha, and even then I can hold it for over a day if necessary.
#116 to #110 - izzygirl
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I feel I shouldn't have finished my drink now....
I don't drink enough either. Always have chapped lips because of it. Not a big deal.
#122 to #116 - vatra
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, my lips are always chapped too, haha.
#107 to #101 - dmkstarstar
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I know that but wait....
She really does have a bladder of steel!
#6 - iforgetwhattosay
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(04/23/2013) [-]
>be in kindergarten
>have to piss with the power of a thousand Asians doing math
> raise my hand for a **** long time
>teacher reading book, not noticing me.
>starting to get to a crucial state
>moving around trying to get teachers attention
>still nothing
>piss goes everywhere
> teacher still notices nothing like a whore
>no one else has notices either
>sit in wet spot for 10 minutes or so
>recess starts, have to get up.
>worried i'll get caught
>children somehow don't realize it's me
>kid blames it on a girl
>teachers know by now of course
>get to go home
>able to go to the bathroom without asking now
>kids in class never knew it was me
>i regret nothing.
#129 - bowlerpipe
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be in first grade
>nothing special really happened

im never good at these threads
#11 - oceanmist
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#13 to #11 - oceanmist
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#14 to #13 - oceanmist
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#34 - VideotapeAxed
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(04/23/2013) [-]
>Be 11   
>On school trip to the beach.   
>Need to pee real bad. Teacher is being a bitch and won't let me, she says we have to walk on the beach.   
>Steep walk down cliffs. On the beach for at least an hour and a half. Running water everywhere.   
>Held pee in for the whole time.   
>Realised I can use my pelvic floor muscles to crush the penises of inferior men.   
>MFW
>Be 11
>On school trip to the beach.
>Need to pee real bad. Teacher is being a bitch and won't let me, she says we have to walk on the beach.
>Steep walk down cliffs. On the beach for at least an hour and a half. Running water everywhere.
>Held pee in for the whole time.
>Realised I can use my pelvic floor muscles to crush the penises of inferior men.
>MFW
#183 to #34 - azijay
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(04/24/2013) [-]
****, we went on a field trip to the lake in forth grade and they wouldn't let me piss, so laid on a guardrail, squirmed like a bitch, and pissed myself.
Nobody gave a ****.
I sat in my piss-pants on the bus ride back for nearly an hour, then sat it in for the rest of the day until I got home.
I still don't know if nobody noticed or what, I don't remember getting any **** for it.
#35 to #34 - stonerjesus
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#45 to #34 - clinomania
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Not since the accident