I wish I was as smart as him. . Anonymious( ID: ) 04/ 20/ 13( Sat) 02: 34 No. 474120061 File: (44 KB, 493x527, 1352097520914. jpg) Sure why not in tth grade mad
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I wish I was as smart as him

Anonymious( ID: ) 04/ 20/ 13( Sat) 02: 34 No. 474120061
File: (44 KB, 493x527, 1352097520914. jpg)
Sure why not
in tth grade
mad to pee real bad
ahad hand raised for about 5 minutes and bitch teacher
Ishouldn' t
call en me
pstart getting these cold sweats
aabout to fucking piss myself.
treacher finally calls en me and lets me go.
tthere was a rule for my class, if anyone needs go to the bathroom, they
have to sign a paper by the deer
deigning in just means that you need to stay after class for 5 minutes
signed stupid paper and as seen as I stepped out ta the hall, piss.
piss everywhere!
at run to the restroom and finish what was left which wasn' t much
was panicking, knowing HI always be that kid that pissed his pants.
wee one of the sinks clogged up with paper
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immediately start to clog all the urinals, toilets, sinks and let the whale
bathroom flood
wear recess bell go off.
sshit, kids are going to be Deming in seen
ssee kids run inside the bathroom, 2 kids slip and take me dawn with them.
of us completely soaked now.
this turned out to be a let better than i expected.
no one ever knew I pissed myself A
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#8 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (18 replies)
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#2 - iamtheblackgoat has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#3 to #2 - claytonic (04/23/2013) [-]
no hes the bad ass that flooded the bathroom.
User avatar #12 - imonamouse (04/23/2013) [+] (14 replies)
>18 in high school in photography class.
>need to unleash the cascade of a life time
>go to use restroom
>pretty shy when having to pee near other people idk
>no lunch period going on, bathrooms may be empty
>fucking score, it was
>as soon as I unbuckle belt in stall, fucking custodian lady that was far behind me in hall walks in
>she farts, says "oh yeah"
>re buckle belt and slip away with pressure building inside like diet coke and mentos
>walk to another restroom
>hear girl sobbing like she's shitting out knives or something
>are you fucking kidding me@aol
>speed walk/clenching tighter than Kingler using vice grip
>reach third fucking rest room in this gigantic fucking town sized school
>epmty
>no middle aged women passing gas
>no girls trying to force a fetus out of them by yelling like a fucking super sayian
>relief of a life time
>get back to class
>missed entire lesson on vignettes
>worth it?
>fuck yeah
User avatar #7 - icanhazrape (04/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>4th grade
>Taking a math test
>Nigga gotta take a piss
> Raise hand, tell teacher i need to go
> She says I have to wait till I've finished my test
>Kid next to me asks the same question not a second later than I
>He claims its an emergency
>BITCH LETS HIM GO
>Can't take test i have to pee so bad
>I'm just sitting there wiggling around and shit
>Fucking brilliant idea comes to mind
>I grab my fucking water bottle and dump it all over my dick
>At the same time I'm pissing myself right there in the classroom.
>Nobody knows the difference
>I leave that day punishment and piss free
>Teacher cleans up the water/piss mixture that's everywhere.
>It even soaked into carpet
>Last time Mrs.Cox messed with me
#23 - slumberdonkey (04/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>be me in about 7grade
>be about 12-13
>if we had to go to the bathroom we had to write our name and the time on the board
>see weird girl in class get up
>when i say weird i mean she would tie her hair to her desk
>she had a big head
>walks up to board
>starts writing her name
>i hears platter
>she's puking on the ground
>i look around
>only one who saw it
>she turns her head to look at clock at back of room
>starts throwing up all over her shoulder
>turns back and writes it
>walks out of room still puking
>all the way down the hall
>there was puke the entire way
>about 40-50 feet
mfw
User avatar #25 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [+] (37 replies)
>Blessed with a bladder of steel
>don't have any stories of pissing self
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
User avatar #6 - iforgetwhattosay (04/23/2013) [-]
>be in kindergarten
>have to piss with the power of a thousand Asians doing math
> raise my hand for a fuck long time
>teacher reading book, not noticing me.
>starting to get to a crucial state
>moving around trying to get teachers attention
>still nothing
>piss goes everywhere
> teacher still notices nothing like a whore
>no one else has notices either
>sit in wet spot for 10 minutes or so
>recess starts, have to get up.
>worried i'll get caught
>children somehow don't realize it's me
>kid blames it on a girl
>teachers know by now of course
>get to go home
>able to go to the bathroom without asking now
>kids in class never knew it was me
>i regret nothing.
User avatar #129 - bowlerpipe (04/24/2013) [-]
>be in first grade
>nothing special really happened

im never good at these threads
#11 - oceanmist ONLINE (04/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#34 - VideotapeAxed (04/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be 11   
>On school trip to the beach.   
>Need to pee real bad. Teacher is being a bitch and won't let me, she says we have to walk on the beach.   
>Steep walk down cliffs. On the beach for at least an hour and a half. Running water everywhere.   
>Held pee in for the whole time.   
>Realised I can use my pelvic floor muscles to crush the penises of inferior men.   
>MFW
>Be 11
>On school trip to the beach.
>Need to pee real bad. Teacher is being a bitch and won't let me, she says we have to walk on the beach.
>Steep walk down cliffs. On the beach for at least an hour and a half. Running water everywhere.
>Held pee in for the whole time.
>Realised I can use my pelvic floor muscles to crush the penises of inferior men.
>MFW
#131 - johnnybananaz (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me in 5th grade
>It's reading time where our teacher reads to us and we can eat snacks
>I am eating an apple
>Being 10 years old I have loose baby teeth
>Take a huge bite out of the apple and rip out one of my front teeth
>Hurts like a bitch and blood is literally pouring out of my mouth and overflowing off my desk
>Kids sitting around me all back away and nearly throw up
>I get up to run to the bathroom
>My teacher yells at me and tells me to sit back down
>She says I can go to the nurse when she is done reading the chapter
>MFW
#46 - thebritishguy (04/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
hfw
hfw
#69 - imostlyroll (04/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Be in 6th grade   
>End of elementary school field trip to Chattanooga   
>Drinking plenty of Sunny D on the trip there   
>We went to Ruby Falls which is in a cave underground   
>The attraction had two paths at the entrance   
>One to the waterfall, and the other to a horror house-esque attraction under construction   
>Had to go so bad in the middle of the walk through the cave   
>Thought I could hold it, but not for long   
>Had to leave group right before getting to the waterfall, and ended up leaving on my own   
>Got lost and took the horror path on accident   
>mfw I see a giant skull on a crate and my bladder is about to go boom   
>Get to end of path, dead end, scream, and piss inside the cave   
>Finally get back to the entrance and scared for the rest of my life
>Be in 6th grade
>End of elementary school field trip to Chattanooga
>Drinking plenty of Sunny D on the trip there
>We went to Ruby Falls which is in a cave underground
>The attraction had two paths at the entrance
>One to the waterfall, and the other to a horror house-esque attraction under construction
>Had to go so bad in the middle of the walk through the cave
>Thought I could hold it, but not for long
>Had to leave group right before getting to the waterfall, and ended up leaving on my own
>Got lost and took the horror path on accident
>mfw I see a giant skull on a crate and my bladder is about to go boom
>Get to end of path, dead end, scream, and piss inside the cave
>Finally get back to the entrance and scared for the rest of my life
#64 - richnourishing (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> be 11   
>back in homeland for the first time, since birth   
>shit's tropical and remote   
>live at my uncles house surrounded by thick vegetation and crops   
>nothing to do but play outside   
>need to pee    
>too far from the house, so I go into the sugar-cane   
>start whizzing   
>suddenly big ass wild dog comes out of fucking nowhere   
>shitshitshitshitshitshit.jpg   
>MFW running and pissing at the same time
> be 11
>back in homeland for the first time, since birth
>shit's tropical and remote
>live at my uncles house surrounded by thick vegetation and crops
>nothing to do but play outside
>need to pee
>too far from the house, so I go into the sugar-cane
>start whizzing
>suddenly big ass wild dog comes out of fucking nowhere
>shitshitshitshitshitshit.jpg
>MFW running and pissing at the same time
User avatar #162 - iamscifer (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me
>3rd grade
>have to piss walk up to teacher saying i had to go
>she saids not till she shows me what i got wrong on pop quiz
>say i really have to go
>still wont let me
>i say well ima go anyway
>start pissing right there
>no fucks given
#97 - klaedarkness (04/24/2013) [-]
Here's a pretty bad one
>7th grade me
>new school building so i don't know my way around
>Have diareah in first week of school
>I feel it coming but try to ignore it
>go to first period and realize that theres a real chance i'll shit myself
>panic
>ask to go to the bathroom
>leave classroom but dont know where bathroom is
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
>try to run to the end of the hallway
>shit myself, feel turds roll down my pant leg
>do the shit walk to the end of the hall and see bathroom
>pick up the turd that was in my sock and
> I end up getting away with it
>die of laughter when i see the small round turds i left in the hallway smashed during the time between first and second period.
#77 - elcreepo (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
One should never punish a kid for needing to use the bathroom by making them stay 5 minutes after class ends. Even in fifth grade.    
   
If it's a kid who always goes to the bathroom every second of the day or at the same time each day, maybe a talk and/or discipline is needed, but I remember that as a middle schooler (in my town high school was from grade 5 to 8) you didn't even need to ask, you just got up, signed a sheet so that if you were always skipping out on class at a time you'd be caught, and left. No asking the teacher or holding up class at all.    
   
Sorry for the rant it just really grinds my gears when teachers prevent/punish a kid for using the restroom.
One should never punish a kid for needing to use the bathroom by making them stay 5 minutes after class ends. Even in fifth grade.

If it's a kid who always goes to the bathroom every second of the day or at the same time each day, maybe a talk and/or discipline is needed, but I remember that as a middle schooler (in my town high school was from grade 5 to 8) you didn't even need to ask, you just got up, signed a sheet so that if you were always skipping out on class at a time you'd be caught, and left. No asking the teacher or holding up class at all.

Sorry for the rant it just really grinds my gears when teachers prevent/punish a kid for using the restroom.
User avatar #72 - zeroxnight (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
there was a weekend when i decided to go to the school playground and shit in the slide. it was my finest moment ever. That monday when all the other kids went on the slides and I heard the screams and puking. My god, I am fucking evil
#128 - devout feminist (04/24/2013) [-]
>be 9th grader 3rd day of school
>have to take a mega dump, like the weight of the world pushing on my guts
>ask to go to bathroom
>teacher says "wait like 2 minutes"
>finally get out and make it to bathroom
>on fridays before basketball games they close the bathrooms to everyone so they stay clean
>forget and walk to those
>well needless to say.... i shit a big ol diarrhea in my pants and had to go home
>nice teacher understood i was sick (i told her i was) and gave me her jacket to cover up while i went to the bathroom to clean up.
>no one ever found out about the day i call the "shittening"
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