I quit. sorry if this has been posted here before but if you haven't read it it's a riot. I saw it on /b/ today. sucks and I' m quitting. First 100 posts will b
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I quit. sorry if this has been posted here before but if you haven't read it it's a riot. I saw it on /b/ today. sucks and I' m quitting. First 100 posts will b

sorry if this has been posted here before but if you haven't read it it's a riot. I saw it on /b/ today

******* sucks and I' m quitting. First 100 posts will be my resignation letter. The only rule is only one word
per post. Will deliver pictures alter 100 is reached.
Dear,
Lover
******
******
There
Dear lover ****** ,
We ****** there circumcision I sexy. BAZINGA, t. Itch ********* prolapse ************ quit
bitch. Estevan vasectomized resignation.
Therefore, i ham u. Hitherto pedophiles arousing cocksucking Soviets circumcision gooby.
****** . Le while scrotumcheeks bend over ****** . Slut- cannon. Words LOVE
OBAMA. Ponies! Also, Jews: -5 teats Schwarzenegger shemales
entity. Anyways, lovingly ****** inside ''murica. Assbutt savage pseudonym kikes jamboree. I
have AIDS and sperm tentacles. Five pinkie because because alcoholic pepper ******* . Daughter
bonersoup castile? Boss scrumptious innuendo vagina! Elegance pie. Schnauzer ******
friendship, THATSA/ . Literally *********** unto my sasquatch Platypus! Sucks onomatopoeic
****** it I. Incompetent yours truly, with cunnilingus. Smells douche especially derailed
Guadalajara. Mephistopheles Japanimation magic sorry YHWH, Rapist **** was forcibly raped,
and indubitably Elton John' s scrotum- Dongle dicks Adana Rose. Rad hippocampus
pulchritudinous. and autistic strap- on child porn. Therefore, Newtown risk Qaeda
synergy. Implosion metal fluoride marinara sauce. Enlisted love parenthood.
Sincerely,
William (ye. . viii;
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#68 - nonamemeant (02/23/2013) [-]
"Dear lover ****** ," Best opening line of all time
#23 - harmonicanarchy (02/23/2013) [-]
"autistic strap-on child porn"
#124 to #23 - trollins (02/23/2013) [-]
I saw it on /b/, it was pruned within 3 minutes of initial post.


Forever scarred.
User avatar #24 to #23 - alphawolffifteen (02/23/2013) [-]
ginormous* autistic strap-on child porn*
#49 to #23 - lolzordz (02/23/2013) [-]
mfw searching it up
mfw searching it up
#78 to #49 - froloff (02/23/2013) [-]
yfw FBI knocks on the door
User avatar #75 - blokrokker (02/23/2013) [-]
The best part is that this is almost coherent at parts.
#59 - yofutofu (02/23/2013) [-]
"autistic strap-on child porn"
User avatar #61 to #59 - mydogizmexican (02/23/2013) [-]
which one is autistic? the children or the strap on?
#64 to #61 - deletedmyaccount (02/23/2013) [-]
Why not both?
User avatar #245 to #64 - trojanmannn (02/24/2013) [-]
>opened photoshop
>thought about my life
>closed photoshop
#62 to #59 - lolwtfdairyqueen (02/23/2013) [-]
"I have aids and sperm tentacles."
#9 - voltjr (02/23/2013) [-]
I can't help but wonder what the guys who received this letter thougt.
I can't help but wonder what the guys who received this letter thougt.
#8 - fuckingyourbuffalo (02/23/2013) [-]
Out of the 100 words, 10 of them were " ****** " (or contained " ****** "). That letter was 10% ****** .
#88 to #8 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
Alcoholic pepper *******
+5
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User avatar #67 to #8 - thinegame (02/23/2013) [-]
Wow, times have changed, it used to be 3/5ths, now were only leavin' em with 1/10th?
#10 - futurella (02/23/2013) [-]
Some parts are quite neat - "Therefore, I heat u" or "Rapist **** was forcibly raped".
I wish we could see employer's response.
#241 to #10 - metaldubstepotato (02/24/2013) [-]
**metaldubstepotato rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at poor guy ** employer's response
#20 to #10 - alleksi (02/23/2013) [-]
sincerely, because
#80 - semilunarknight (02/23/2013) [-]
"Fellated love parenthood"   
My sides...make it stop
"Fellated love parenthood"
My sides...make it stop
User avatar #48 - Sivad (02/23/2013) [-]
"Literally ********** unto my sasquatch playpus"... all of my wut
User avatar #105 to #48 - raheemshibaz (02/23/2013) [-]
i know right? he should have used figuratively.
#18 - godofcorndog ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
boss's face when
boss's face when
-9
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#12 - whenallelsefails (02/23/2013) [-]
I literally laughed out load, thank you :')
I literally laughed out load, thank you :')
+3
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+5
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#149 to #19 - anon (02/24/2013) [-]
oh my god i cant even
User avatar #16 to #13 - whenallelsefails (02/23/2013) [-]
Woops my bad loud*
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#70 - Ajracer (02/23/2013) [-]
*******		 lost it at "sperm tentacles"
******* lost it at "sperm tentacles"
#166 - murderouswaffle (02/24/2013) [-]
MFW "literally ********** unto my sasquatch platypus"
#31 - graknab (02/23/2013) [-]
A few weeks ago I saw a thread asking to write a letter to requesting EA to make a sequel to Battlefield 2143, one letter at a time
User avatar #51 to #31 - nighthit (02/23/2013) [-]
There's a difference between letter and word pal. Must've been tired, sorry I just had to point it out.
#238 - jdistasio (02/24/2013) [-]
This is full of amazingness
This is full of amazingness
#233 - tkdftw (02/24/2013) [-]
Lost it at "I have AIDs and sperm tentacles".
User avatar #52 - themastertroller ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
>because alcoholic pepper *******
#159 - Ulmer (02/24/2013) [-]
#257 - deliciousdee ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
"Doganus pie. Schnauzer ****** friendship, THATS WHY"

Oh lord, they even got it to rhyme.
#239 - bowtieboy (02/24/2013) [-]
>hfw
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