I'm sorry, penis. . sstill in wizard school dmeet legal weman online Holder BBW, desperate for dick ppic leeks maybe 30, , 5/ 10. tthat' ll do, pig. that' ll do
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I'm sorry, penis

sstill in wizard school
dmeet legal weman online
Holder BBW, desperate for dick
ppic leeks maybe 30, , 5/ 10.
tthat' ll do, pig. that' ll do.
dmeet up at my place
leeks mere late , , 2/ 10
sshe can still suck my dick
fawful bi, just sucking hard and yanking en a limp dick like she' s trying to a lawnmower
aok, enough of that...
sshe wants me to "return the favor"
nstrips off her panties
tthe feelest stench is in the air
tthe funk of 40, 000 years
dinner Beta attempts deflect that **** ... "no, we came here to **** ..."
grins, hands me a condom
append many unsexy minutes attempting to put the balloon en a limp and retreating dick
enough
sshe lays back en my bed
***** I need to wash my sheets
ddick is trying to retreat inside my abdomen
islap it back to attention... you die like a Marine soldier
ccan' t find the ******* vag
and hair everywhere, any of them could be the pussy
epick a slit at random and hump it for a while
dick semes out of fear
suddenly... phone call
ait' s werk... emergency... they need me
appologize, tell herl have to
sshe gets right pissed
pacreams at me that I' m "throwing away a good thing."
gtfa
again
arun out of hot water
doggod I can still smell it en me
m sew penis, please forgive me
apenis refuses to talk to me for weeks
to never **** anything less than a 6 ever again frigalt
...
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#17 - zerogenocide **User deleted account** (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Slap it back to attention... you die like a marine soldier
>Slap it back to attention... you die like a marine soldier
#2 - schnizel (04/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>the foulest stench is in the air   
>the funk of 40, 000 years
>the foulest stench is in the air
>the funk of 40, 000 years
#7 - bandal (04/17/2013) [+] (12 replies)
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#55 - xDarkness (04/18/2013) [-]
"mightbejesus"   
   
this whole post made my day.
"mightbejesus"

this whole post made my day.
#21 - noobofdoom (04/17/2013) [-]
"Slap it back to attention... you die like a marine soldier"
#10 - stallwallwriter (04/17/2013) [-]
"You die like a Marine"   
My 						*******					 ribs
"You die like a Marine"
My ******* ribs
#41 - deathofnight (04/18/2013) [-]
11/10 would read again
11/10 would read again
#14 - jimthesquirrelking (04/17/2013) [-]
"that'll do pig. that'll do"
#65 - williamweatherford (04/18/2013) [-]
> the foulest stench is in the air   
> the funk of 40,000 years   
   
I'm diggin' that Thriller reference
> the foulest stench is in the air
> the funk of 40,000 years

I'm diggin' that Thriller reference
User avatar #22 - RockyTheEvilRock (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i think we are all missing the fact that this guy is a wizzard
#147 - mrdrpage (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If 30 and 200lbs is 5/10, what the 						****					 is 1/10?
If 30 and 200lbs is 5/10, what the **** is 1/10?
#140 - pappathethird (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This post is perfect from beginning to end.

Pic kinda reelated
#160 - antigravitycake (04/18/2013) [-]
>meet desperate fat woman   
   
>then his beta side comes out
>meet desperate fat woman

>then his beta side comes out
#28 - sirbrentcoe (04/18/2013) [-]
die like a marine... holy **** my front, back, side-to-side....
#12 - thebigfudge (04/17/2013) [-]
Lost my 						****					 at hambeast
Lost my **** at hambeast
#1 - teranin ONLINE (04/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#43 - HordeyWordey (04/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"You die like a Marine, soldier"
"You die like a Marine, soldier"
#167 - taye (04/18/2013) [-]
Penis, I...
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