I'm gonna be rich. Anon cleverly pulls off a jewelry robbery. Anonymous (ID: () ssee a girl with shoes bedazzled with fake diamonds heard her parents are rich T
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I'm gonna be rich

Anon cleverly pulls off a jewelry robbery

Anonymous (ID: ()
ssee a girl with shoes bedazzled with fake
diamonds
heard her parents are rich
Thatch a plan
mode
her
Trip off one of them diamonds
shtick it in rny mouth
ttry not to swallow for the whole day
amusin' t let anyone know I stole the diamond
aafter school
gget in mothers car
swallows the diamond
pstart crying
tells me it was fake
mmom laughs that I had a dirty plastic piece of
**** in my mouth the whole day thinking I was
gonna be rich
ccry more
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Submitted: 06/30/2014
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#4 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by gfrag
Anon's face when he got the jewelry
User avatar #1 - mattdoggy ONLINE (06/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>be younger me
>find plastic red gem on the floor at store
>it's the size of a grain of rice and i think it's legit
>show it off to all my friends and tell them i will invite them on my new private plane i already bought with the gem i still had
>brag about it to any adults i meet
>about three days after i found it i was walking inside and dropped it on the ground
>looked for several hours but couldn't find it
>cry for the rest of the day
>mfw i had to explain to my friends that i couldn't take them on my private plane
#31 - manirock (06/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me, in kindergarten    
>Go to little city convention with class   
>Everyone assigned a job to do in a pretend town   
>l was the mailman    
>I rocked that 						****					 got bored of it pretty quick   
>Each student was given a few fake dollars to spend/trade etc   
>At the end of the day we could choose prizes based on how much we had saved   
>Best prize is a slinky   
>Determined to get that 						****					    
>Go around manipulating kids to give me money   
>Swindling like a Jew selling volcano insurance   
>End of the day comes and I have almost all of the money   
>That slinky is 						*******					 mine   
>About to buy it when crush walks up to me   
>10/10 qt 3.14   
>Asks me to give her some money to buy a barbie   
>I can afford it but that would mean I wouldn't have enough money to buy the slinky   
>Offers to give me a kiss if I get it for her   
>Receive kiss then get in trouble because jelly classmate told teacher   
>MFW cockblocked at age 6   
>MFW girls start gold digging in kindergarten   
>MFW my first kiss was technically with a prostitute
>Be me, in kindergarten
>Go to little city convention with class
>Everyone assigned a job to do in a pretend town
>l was the mailman
>I rocked that **** got bored of it pretty quick
>Each student was given a few fake dollars to spend/trade etc
>At the end of the day we could choose prizes based on how much we had saved
>Best prize is a slinky
>Determined to get that ****
>Go around manipulating kids to give me money
>Swindling like a Jew selling volcano insurance
>End of the day comes and I have almost all of the money
>That slinky is ******* mine
>About to buy it when crush walks up to me
>10/10 qt 3.14
>Asks me to give her some money to buy a barbie
>I can afford it but that would mean I wouldn't have enough money to buy the slinky
>Offers to give me a kiss if I get it for her
>Receive kiss then get in trouble because jelly classmate told teacher
>MFW cockblocked at age 6
>MFW girls start gold digging in kindergarten
>MFW my first kiss was technically with a prostitute
User avatar #5 - metalmind (06/30/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Diamonds aren't even worth that much.
#13 to #5 - whichever ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
why not?
they should have all sorts of applications
after all, they're the hardest metal.
#12 - chrispoot ONLINE (06/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Well, it was a good try though. Unoticed and all that. Pickpocket pro
#33 - kevinipples ONLINE (06/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#36 - beergaroo (06/30/2014) [-]
You can't write jewellery without jew
#14 - katarinaismywaifu (06/30/2014) [-]
MFW I'm poor.
#6 - diedede (06/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#10 - ryarhuvel (06/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was eight when i thought i found a fake diamond on the floor. I picked it up any way and it was real. still have it
#7 - farnam (06/30/2014) [-]
Small Time Crooks.
#50 - gtocforyou (06/30/2014) [-]
HFW getting the diamond.
#49 - fergferg (06/30/2014) [-]
**fergferg rolled image** what I want in my mouth
#37 - thedudeintheshirt (06/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Even though you swallowed it, shouldn't you have realized that you would **** it out eventually?
#38 to #37 - internetnick (06/30/2014) [-]
A lot of gems will deteriorate in acid and kill you.
#66 - mrhaihoang (07/01/2014) [-]
-be 5   
-discovered a large granite rock buried in front of doorstep   
-thought it was a gem ore.   
-spent the whole day digging it up with a stick   
-turned out to be huge   
-super excited, brag to everyone that I'm gonna buy a house for myself   
-parents must have thrown it away the next day   
-came back the next day and couldn't find it.    
-parents said its my fault cuz I bragged so someone must have come and steal it.   
-my parents taught me to keep my mouth shut about my wealth.
-be 5
-discovered a large granite rock buried in front of doorstep
-thought it was a gem ore.
-spent the whole day digging it up with a stick
-turned out to be huge
-super excited, brag to everyone that I'm gonna buy a house for myself
-parents must have thrown it away the next day
-came back the next day and couldn't find it.
-parents said its my fault cuz I bragged so someone must have come and steal it.
-my parents taught me to keep my mouth shut about my wealth.
#28 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
When I was younger I stole round gold colored earring thingies from a girl. After realizing it wasn't real gold, I proceeded to use them to play Marble   
   
So basically, it was still a win.
When I was younger I stole round gold colored earring thingies from a girl. After realizing it wasn't real gold, I proceeded to use them to play Marble

So basically, it was still a win.
#48 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
i did something similar when i was 6. in art class there was a bucket of bedazzeled feathers and i really wanted this pink one. i grabbed it without asking and stuck it in my sock. it was hot out and my foot sweat ended up destroying the feather
User avatar #32 - rootintootinputin (06/30/2014) [-]
i know it was stupid but i'd still feel bad while chuckling lol
User avatar #25 - captainstinkypinky (06/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
description would've been 300% better if it said "anon cleverly pulls off a jewel heist"
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