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#69 - anon
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(10/27/2013) [+] (10 replies)
stickied by bariummanisback
I'm addicted to banning
#152 to #69 - imingermany
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(10/28/2013) [-]
loginandsaythatlikeaman.jpg
#195 to #152 - spanishiqiustion
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(10/28/2013) [-]
he would get thumbed though
#143 to #69 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(10/28/2013) [-]
Addiction is not a disability, that's like saying being fat is a disability.
#145 to #143 - gmarrox
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(10/28/2013) [-]
Oh wait
#184 to #143 - rocksteady
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(10/28/2013) [-]
You may be fat because of a thyroid problem, which is a disability.
#191 to #184 - Keoul
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(10/28/2013) [-]
Well then stop eating thyroids!
#210 to #184 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(10/28/2013) [-]
What are the odds that a given obese person has a thyroid problem?
#211 to #210 - rocksteady
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Well considering I work in a hospital, and have seen my fair share of them, probably decent.
#214 to #211 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(10/29/2013) [-]
But 65% of american's are overweight, 30% are obese. I doubt 30% of them have thyroids .
#215 to #214 - rocksteady
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(10/29/2013) [-]
100% of them have thyroids, everyone has a thyroid. Not all of them have an issue with their thyroid of course, but that's not the point, the point is that being fat can be a disability.
#60 - arkanios
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I'm a white, heterosexual, protestant male.
#147 to #60 - lordbyronxiv
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(10/28/2013) [-]
*******. w.a.s.p.s.

always ****** **** up.
#175 to #60 - xdeathspawnx
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(10/28/2013) [-]
When was the last time you had you privilege checked?
#209 to #60 - himyouknowwho
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(10/28/2013) [-]
well then we are two
#72 to #60 - nervaaurelius
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(10/27/2013) [-]
anglo-saxon middle class?
#75 - scentless
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I'm pretty perfect.

Being an absolute fuken waste of space. I have no skills or abilities what-so-ever, the ability to progress comparable to that of a dead snail; which is to say, near null. I'm a frightened no-good heartless cunt that can hardly go a day without staring into space, afraid, angry and frustrated because I've come 1/4 or 1/5 into my lifespan and I've accomplished nothing despite my demise meaning absolute annihilation of everything I am, as I find myself incapable to believing in anything at all, regardless of wanting it so badly just so I can go to bed every night without fearing the darkness being permanent.

I don't have a job because most jobs require an education, or it's a service job, while me as an introverted mouth breather can't stand to even fake a pleasant demeanour because of my dislike of small talk, and social interaction in large doses. As well as avoiding any job that might be too repetitive as I've done work in a cold storage place, and the boring mindless chores were driving me mad, yet it is the only thing I am apparently capable to doing.

And in spite of it all, due to my absolute fear of death, I immerse myself in escapism and dreams to avoid, to shy away, to flee from the reality that I know and dread all too well. Trying not to think of a time where I will have to actually face my family with the news that not only did I fail my studies, but I am knee deep in debt because of my immense ineptitude.
#110 to #75 - anon
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(10/27/2013) [-]
******* brutal. Write a dark book and make it big. You can do it Lil *****
#208 to #110 - ianmcgunny
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#112 to #75 - strikingeight
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Could be a writer with that English.
#174 to #75 - ianmcgunny
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(10/28/2013) [-]
I feel you man....
#176 to #75 - xdeathspawnx
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(10/28/2013) [-]
I was not expecting that much text,
#194 to #75 - triggathepirate
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(10/28/2013) [-]
Y u do dis.
#204 to #75 - narcoschmolo
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(10/28/2013) [-]
It's okay, lil' *****. What you have is actually pretty common. as I have the same issue myself. Psychologists call it an existential crisis. Very few are permanent, and most of the cases of it are people that just started/got out of college and don't know what to do with their lives, or just dropped out. Might I suggest creating a website, or starting a youtube channel? That way you can still make money if you tried, and you don't have to do a lot of face-to-face social interacion. Hopefully this helps.
#122 to #75 - theseventhmirror
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I feel like in the future, I'm going to be you.
#185 to #122 - biggydy
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(10/28/2013) [-]
About 80% of FJ is going to be him in the future, i am one of them, and it scares me.
#120 to #75 - shareacokewith
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(10/27/2013) [-]
That even made me a bit sad. Come here mate, you can do it.
That even made me a bit sad. Come here mate, you can do it.
#67 - gayboard
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I've lost my honor.
I've lost my honor.
#119 to #67 - bloodangel
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(10/27/2013) [-]
And my shirt.
And my shirt.
#19 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I'm Romanian
#28 to #19 - mexicandudeinsd
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(10/27/2013) [-]
are you a gypsy?
#29 to #28 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Obviously; I did say I'm Romanian
#78 to #29 - mehy
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Ummm ... sorry but ... You're a cunt ... that's it ! I said it ... YOU ARE A CUNT ! I told many people on this site so many things about gypsies but it seems that some people like you suck dick too hard to have time get a idea , i won't debate **** !
#79 to #78 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Most gypsies are ****. There's no need to debate, seeing as it's a well known fact.
#31 to #29 - mexicandudeinsd
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(10/27/2013) [-]
so what is a gypsy? i dont know cause im from the west coast of Merica, but yeah i dont know about eastern europe
#32 to #31 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Europe's *******
#33 to #32 - mexicandudeinsd
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(10/27/2013) [-]
i thought europes ******* were ******* and muslims....but idk
#80 to #33 - mehy
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Please don't mind payseht , he has no idea what he is talking about . Gypsies came from Northern India in 1800-1820 as slaves after they got emancipated they started stealing and ******* like rabbits making aprox. 6 children per person , they invaded our country and they are cancer , Romanians aren't gypsies , they are called Romm .
#84 to #80 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Serios, frate, cu ce te-am supărat aşa rău?
#83 to #80 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
it's rrom, but whatever

I don't know where the conflict between what you said and what I said is, though...
#85 to #83 - mehy
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Very easy , you when he said " Are you a gipsy " you said " Obiviously , I did say I'm Romanian" . This is the thing that made me mad ... i am a Romanian , not some evolved slave.
#86 to #85 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
you do realize it's a joke, son?
#87 to #86 - mehy
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I'm not saying that some jokes like those aren't good , but words spread fast and you know we are on the verge of being overpopulated with gypsies , not only that , but we are going to be likened with them , if even we say this than i don't think there's anything to save from this crappy country ...
I'm not saying that some jokes like those aren't good , but words spread fast and you know we are on the verge of being overpopulated with gypsies , not only that , but we are going to be likened with them , if even we say this than i don't think there's anything to save from this crappy country ...
#103 to #80 - anon
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(10/27/2013) [-]
TACI IN PULA MEA ODATA!
TACI IN PULA MEA ODATA!
#100 to #80 - razschi
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#34 to #33 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
European black people aren't so... colorful... as your black people, and muslims are meh here, maybe in other countries more.
#71 to #34 - nervaaurelius
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Colorful?
#73 to #71 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
see what I did there?
#36 to #34 - mexicandudeinsd
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(10/27/2013) [-]
ohh ok so how is romania? like a ****** up russia? i only seen movies with eastern europe
#38 to #36 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I personally love the place. Free education, free healthcare, economy is **** so a lot of things are cheap as dirt... meh, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
#39 to #38 - mexicandudeinsd
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(10/27/2013) [-]
well doesnt sounds as bad as i thought
#40 to #39 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
it's kinda like Africa. Bad reputation, but if you actually visit the place you'll see it's pretty damn decent.
<Africa
#41 to #40 - mexicandudeinsd
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(10/27/2013) [-]
i guess so how did gypsys get the bad reputation or something
#44 to #41 - payseht
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they themselves are the bad reputation. I have yet to meet or hear of an educated gypsy, here or anywhere else in Europe. I don't know how to describe them other than utter animals. They get really heated over nothing, steal whenever the chance presents itself, refuse to go to school or learn (and when they do try and learn, they're slower than a snail on a turtle's back...), rarely bathe, barely work... and I'm talking about the stereotype, but the general gypsy population. They're pure cancer... I mean we're pure cancer. And what's worse, a lot of them come from Romania (we used to have them as slaves, and a lot more came pouring in to escape the nazis) and migrate everywhere and give us a **** reputation.
#45 to #44 - mexicandudeinsd
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(10/27/2013) [-]
well it sounds bad... but i cant judge people i dont even know
#48 to #45 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Obviously. I'm just saying, if Hitler's primary target were the gypsies, Europe wouldn't have hurried as much to stop him
#49 to #48 - mexicandudeinsd
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(10/27/2013) [-]
but you wouldnt be hereand i wouldnt be talking to you
#50 to #49 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I would gladly make the sacrifice for such a noble cause as the eradication of the gypsy race. I know, racism is bad and all, but only if you're wrong.
#51 to #50 - mexicandudeinsd
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(10/27/2013) [-]
hahahaha youre a fun guy to talk to, maybe you can be the next hitler and liberate europe?
#52 to #51 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
too lazy for that
#53 to #52 - mexicandudeinsd
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(10/27/2013) [-]
you goddam lazy gypsys hahaha can i add you on facebook?
#54 to #53 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
sure, it's listen on my profile
#55 to #19 - mexicandudeinsd
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(10/27/2013) [-]
i thought you would be more brown hahaha but i sent it already
#56 to #55 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
it's just the lighting, I'm actually as brown as ****
#59 to #56 - mexicandudeinsd
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(10/27/2013) [-]
damm lights lying to me im a little bit brown, cause im mexican but just a little
#101 to #19 - drunkasaurus
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I was born to a romanian family in Oltenita, and got adopted by rich americans when I was like 2 years old. Tried to get in touch with my family a few months ago, my birth mom got back to me and said she couldn't remember who my dad was... It was awkward, haven't tried to contact my birth family since then.
#99 - ordog
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I'm a Hispanic in a southern state of the U.S.
#165 to #99 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(10/28/2013) [-]
Don't worry man. At least you weren't caught while crossing the border.
#10 - icameheretotroll
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I think I have attention defic
#158 to #10 - greenstrongworld
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(10/28/2013) [-]
defic?
defic-what?
DEFIC-WHAT?
DEFI ohhhhhhhhhhh
#18 - eiramart
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I'm french
#151 to #18 - elgrind
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(10/28/2013) [-]
Moi aussi
#153 to #151 - eiramart
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(10/28/2013) [-]
Et tu le vis comment?
#162 to #153 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(10/28/2013) [-]
Ok, ok. We get it! We accept your surrender, just shut up already and go back to eating baguettes with cheese and drinking wine.
#98 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/27/2013) [-]
I was born with a little too much melanin and now people keep calling me "black".
#173 - freshbakedrolls
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(10/28/2013) [-]
i absorbed my twin in the womb.
i absorbed my twin in the womb.
#92 - pandamoncia
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Allergic to dogs, cats and dust.    
I also have epilepsy
Allergic to dogs, cats and dust.
I also have epilepsy
#97 to #92 - flybager
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Play super hexagon.

I want to see how long you'd last for self-entertaining purposes.