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File: 13665 _ .55 MB, 245x230, )
its IT ye virginfag
girl I knew calls me out ofthe blue
Kneeds a place to sleep
to be a 8/ 10 last time I saw her, but she devolved into a 5. 515-
Sstill looked okayed me
Stalked fer a long time till 3 am then she leeks at me and said Why den' t Wu give me
a goodnight kiss?'
******** virgin bleed boils with an intense ferocity
skished her and pawed hermits like a ******* ape tripping en acid
off her shirt
Booner debates at the sight of her chunky overflowing
teeknee lead, I didn' t have the heart to say no, probably because I needed to break up with my virginity
anon, can Wu eat me out"
my life sideways.
off her pants and underwear, greeted bythe rainforest of Sumatra.
Caould hearths echoing calls ofthe proboscis monkey emanating hem her bush.
hes I ferget to shave"
like crying because it wasn' t what I envisioned sex would be like.
her out while misery MERE me upthe ass.
hair caught in when I was dens
my dick managed to not retract into my pelvis.
sucks me off and tells mete **** her.
I went with it.
I couldn't cum at all.
she thaught I was a master in bed when the truth was that I was disgusted
she teld furfriends about it.
weeks later, furfriend suddenly has newhere to sleep and eames to my house.
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Submitted: 04/22/2013
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#6 - Killerwale ONLINE (04/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"could hear the echoing calls of the proboscis monkeys emanating from her bush"
#1 - weazr (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Rainforest of Sumatra"
#8 - hybredmoon (04/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
10/10 would read again
#3 - Bruceman (04/22/2013) [-]
******* lost it
#82 - maaarknuuuut (04/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
'tee hee I forgot to shave'
#81 - spazzin (04/23/2013) [-]
And there goes my sides..
User avatar #22 - opiethepug (04/22/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Not sure about you, but I think unshaven (not uncleaned) pussy is the hottest of pussy.
User avatar #27 - CrossBowPloxz (04/23/2013) [-]
"Eat her out while misery ***** me up the ass"


Must have been one stanky pussy
#38 - thatkiddonovan (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>tfw echoing calls of the proboscis monkey
#91 - maxoverderp (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you're going to stay at someone's house for a potential lay and you "forgot to shave"?

What a lazy bitch
#46 - eatingbiscuits ONLINE (04/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Pubic hair caught in my teeth"   
   
   
   
   
was it worth it op? was it?
"Pubic hair caught in my teeth"




was it worth it op? was it?
User avatar #19 - ssjkirby ONLINE (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Who is misery and why was he ******* you in the ass?
#96 - xDarkness (04/23/2013) [-]
HFW she removes the panties.
HFW she removes the panties.
#40 - llamasattack (04/23/2013) [-]
- have sex with big lady
- gross af
- says im a master in bed
- she tells her friends
- ?????????
- bitches want my dick
- profit
#47 - iveseensomethings (04/23/2013) [-]
I suppose it's only bad if all her friends are also 6/10 (or lower) wielders of unruly jungles and flabby pancake tits. If that's the case, you took one for the home team and are instantly being rewarded with the gold medal.   
   
If not then...god speed.
I suppose it's only bad if all her friends are also 6/10 (or lower) wielders of unruly jungles and flabby pancake tits. If that's the case, you took one for the home team and are instantly being rewarded with the gold medal.

If not then...god speed.

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#72 - illutvar (04/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
but the question is, was she a hot friend?
#119 - kaboomz (04/23/2013) [-]
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> rainforest of sumatra

#97 - diegotan (04/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Green texts are always funny, but almost never true.
Green texts are always funny, but almost never true.
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