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its IT ye virginfag
girl I knew calls me out ofthe blue
Kneeds a place to sleep
to be a 8/ 10 last time I saw her, but she devolved into a 5. 515-
Sstill looked okayed me
Stalked fer a long time till 3 am then she leeks at me and said Why den' t Wu give me
a goodnight kiss?'
Ffucking virgin bleed boils with an intense ferocity
skished her and pawed hermits like a fucking ape tripping en acid
off her shirt
Booner debates at the sight of her chunky overflowing
teeknee lead, I didn' t have the heart to say no, probably because I needed to break up with my virginity
anon, can Wu eat me out"
my life sideways.
off her pants and underwear, greeted bythe rainforest of Sumatra.
Caould hearths echoing calls ofthe proboscis monkey emanating hem her bush.
hes I ferget to shave"
like crying because it wasn' t what I envisioned sex would be like.
her out while misery MERE me upthe ass.
hair caught in when I was dens
my dick managed to not retract into my pelvis.
sucks me off and tells mete fuck her.
I went with it.
I couldn't cum at all.
she thaught I was a master in bed when the truth was that I was disgusted
she teld furfriends about it.
weeks later, furfriend suddenly has newhere to sleep and eames to my house.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#6 - Killerwale
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(04/22/2013) [-]
"could hear the echoing calls of the proboscis monkeys emanating from her bush"
#69 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus
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(04/23/2013) [-]
#139 to #6 - omgwtfwhoami
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(04/23/2013) [-]
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#21 to #6 - emomonster
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Holy blue name batman!
User avatar #64 to #6 - ARandomSpoon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Hmm, I believe I am also blue, but at a lighter hue than that of you.
User avatar #43 to #6 - mrsexmuffins
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(04/23/2013) [-]
can....can I touch your blue?
#1 - weazr
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(04/22/2013) [-]
"Rainforest of Sumatra"
#2 to #1 - mrshrapnel
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(04/22/2013) [-]
My thoughts exact!
#8 - hybredmoon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
#12 to #8 - somedsoup [OP]
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User avatar #103 to #8 - camzore
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(04/23/2013) [-]
For the love of god does anyone have an uncaptioned version of this?
#3 - Bruceman
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(04/22/2013) [-]
******* lost it
#82 - maaarknuuuut
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(04/23/2013) [-]
'tee hee I forgot to shave'
#179 to #82 - shittingmangos
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Came back to read this again, then saw your comment again. Still ******* funny
#123 to #82 - enpootis
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(04/23/2013) [-]
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#81 - spazzin
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(04/23/2013) [-]
And there goes my sides..
User avatar #22 - opiethepug
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Not sure about you, but I think unshaven (not uncleaned) pussy is the hottest of pussy.
#71 to #22 - anon id: aed240e8
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(04/23/2013) [-]
thatsthejoke.jpg
#99 to #22 - senseofpurpose
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(04/23/2013) [-]
mah ******!
mah ******!
#68 to #22 - femcuntdestroyer
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(04/23/2013) [-]
"excuse me?!"
#52 to #22 - kainhall
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(04/23/2013) [-]
if i dont have to shave, neither does she.... but try to keep it trimmed
#34 to #22 - opiethepug
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Come on guys, don't hate someone for what they like.
#35 to #34 - weinerdick
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(04/23/2013) [-]
>Even if it's hairier than Dumbledore's beard?
>Yeah, even if that.
User avatar #50 to #34 - agentdennis
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I'm not hating. Just don't mistake my disgust as hate. I just know that I would stick my penis nowhere near a jungle or Dumbledore's beard.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Emers
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Even if it's hairier than Dumbledore's beard?
User avatar #24 to #23 - opiethepug
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, even if that.
#28 to #24 - weinerdick
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#154 to #28 - buii
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(04/23/2013) [-]
it's a real hastle shaving down their when you're a woman, if you get it waxed thats fine but it hurts so ******* bad. plus if you shave it manually it itches so ******* much(plus its hard to get all the hair), its like the worst feeling in the world so i don't think many girls dont do it because theyre disgusting apes or lazy its because it gets really dry and itchy because you dont have the natural pubic hair there.

td;lr: it gets itchy as **** when you shave
User avatar #172 to #154 - weinerdick
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(04/23/2013) [-]
...Dave?
#32 to #24 - shazmothree
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(04/23/2013) [-]
You're one sick puppy, sir.
You're one sick puppy, sir.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Emers
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Das nice...
#176 to #25 - buii
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(04/25/2013) [-]
well its bloody true
User avatar #27 - CrossBowPloxz
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(04/23/2013) [-]
"Eat her out while misery ***** me up the ass"


Must have been one stanky pussy
#48 - mckinkymcormic
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(04/23/2013) [-]
#38 - thatkiddonovan
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(04/23/2013) [-]
>tfw echoing calls of the proboscis monkey
#126 to #38 - anon id: acc999cf
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(04/23/2013) [-]
^mfw i realized that's squints in the pool scene