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Human floss

File: 13665 _ .55 MB, 245x230, )
its IT ye virginfag
girl I knew calls me out ofthe blue
Kneeds a place to sleep
to be a 8/ 10 last time I saw her, but she devolved into a 5. 515-
Sstill looked okayed me
Stalked fer a long time till 3 am then she leeks at me and said Why den' t Wu give me
a goodnight kiss?'
******** virgin bleed boils with an intense ferocity
skished her and pawed hermits like a ******* ape tripping en acid
off her shirt
Booner debates at the sight of her chunky overflowing
teeknee lead, I didn' t have the heart to say no, probably because I needed to break up with my virginity
anon, can Wu eat me out"
my life sideways.
off her pants and underwear, greeted bythe rainforest of Sumatra.
Caould hearths echoing calls ofthe proboscis monkey emanating hem her bush.
hes I ferget to shave"
like crying because it wasn' t what I envisioned sex would be like.
her out while misery MERE me upthe ass.
hair caught in when I was dens
my dick managed to not retract into my pelvis.
sucks me off and tells mete **** her.
I went with it.
I couldn't cum at all.
she thaught I was a master in bed when the truth was that I was disgusted
she teld furfriends about it.
weeks later, furfriend suddenly has newhere to sleep and eames to my house.
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Submitted: 04/22/2013
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#6 - Killerwale (04/22/2013) [-]
"could hear the echoing calls of the proboscis monkeys emanating from her bush"
User avatar #64 to #6 - ARandomSpoon (04/23/2013) [-]
Hmm, I believe I am also blue, but at a lighter hue than that of you.
#21 to #6 - emomonster (04/22/2013) [-]
Holy blue name batman!
User avatar #43 to #6 - mrsexmuffins (04/23/2013) [-]
can....can I touch your blue?
#82 - maaarknuuuut (04/23/2013) [-]
'tee hee I forgot to shave'
#179 to #82 - shittingmangos ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Came back to read this again, then saw your comment again. Still ******* funny
#8 - hybredmoon (04/22/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
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#12 to #8 - somedsoup Comment deleted by somedsoup [-]
User avatar #103 to #8 - camzore ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
For the love of god does anyone have an uncaptioned version of this?
#1 - weazr (04/22/2013) [-]
"Rainforest of Sumatra"
#2 to #1 - mrshrapnel (04/22/2013) [-]
My thoughts exact!
#48 - mckinkymcormic ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
#3 - Bruceman (04/22/2013) [-]
******* lost it
#46 - eatingbiscuits ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
"Pubic hair caught in my teeth"   
   
   
   
   
was it worth it op? was it?
"Pubic hair caught in my teeth"




was it worth it op? was it?
#167 to #46 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
It might have been if her friend was a clean cut 10.
#94 to #46 - panacamanana (04/23/2013) [-]
I think your .gif is busted, here's a new one.
I think your .gif is busted, here's a new one.
User avatar #27 - CrossBowPloxz (04/23/2013) [-]
"Eat her out while misery ***** me up the ass"


Must have been one stanky pussy
#81 - spazzin (04/23/2013) [-]
And there goes my sides..
User avatar #19 - ssjkirby ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Who is misery and why was he ******* you in the ass?
#153 to #19 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
You've never played Cave Story?
#96 - xDarkness (04/23/2013) [-]
HFW she removes the panties.
HFW she removes the panties.
#47 - iveseensomethings (04/23/2013) [-]
I suppose it's only bad if all her friends are also 6/10 (or lower) wielders of unruly jungles and flabby pancake tits. If that's the case, you took one for the home team and are instantly being rewarded with the gold medal.   
   
If not then...god speed.
I suppose it's only bad if all her friends are also 6/10 (or lower) wielders of unruly jungles and flabby pancake tits. If that's the case, you took one for the home team and are instantly being rewarded with the gold medal.

If not then...god speed.

#91 - maxoverderp (04/23/2013) [-]
you're going to stay at someone's house for a potential lay and you "forgot to shave"?

What a lazy bitch
#112 to #91 - candance (04/23/2013) [-]
Also, a bush doesn't just pop up in a day. She'd have to go weeks without shaving...
Also, a bush doesn't just pop up in a day. She'd have to go weeks without shaving...
#119 - kaboomz (04/23/2013) [-]
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> rainforest of sumatra

#72 - illutvar (04/23/2013) [-]
but the question is, was she a hot friend?
#79 to #72 - jldragon (04/23/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, old man
User avatar #83 to #79 - illutvar (04/23/2013) [-]
u dare call a god old man?
#86 to #83 - jldragon (04/23/2013) [-]
Please, I had to kick Hitlers ass for you
#92 to #86 - illutvar (04/23/2013) [-]
u obviously dont see my username
User avatar #171 to #92 - jldragon (04/23/2013) [-]
I was speaking presidento-e-presidento.

I haven't dusted off the Simarillion since I was a kid. Right now i'm rereading the Hobbit about 3/4 through, maybe i'll read that next.
#38 - thatkiddonovan (04/23/2013) [-]
>tfw echoing calls of the proboscis monkey
#126 to #38 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
^mfw i realized that's squints in the pool scene
#143 - hamdaman (04/23/2013) [-]
You forgot about the nutella flavored mandingo warrior from the rainforest of Sumatra
You forgot about the nutella flavored mandingo warrior from the rainforest of Sumatra
#130 - crashbandicunt (04/23/2013) [-]
This is the gif if anyone would like it:
This is the gif if anyone would like it:
#131 to #130 - taurusguy (04/23/2013) [-]
Eesti mehed ftw
User avatar #40 - llamasattack ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
- have sex with big lady
- gross af
- says im a master in bed
- she tells her friends
- ?????????
- bitches want my dick
- profit
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