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#32 - gobnick (02/06/2013) [-]
>junior year
>girl i would totally **** is dating a good friend
>they off and on until it's finally all over
>less than 2 months pass
>girl starts making suggestive remarks to me like "will you rub your dick on my ******** ?"
>blow it off like jokes "haha, you're funny!"
>girl starts asking to hang out a lot, posting things all over my facebook
>fast forward 2 years
>i'm sitting here typing this story....i have been promoted
>i'm CAPTAIN oblivious now
>mfw
#104 to #32 - ICEDgrunge (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but please, Just pull the 						*******					 trigger
I'm sorry, but please, Just pull the ******* trigger
User avatar #55 to #32 - curtisbentley (02/06/2013) [-]
"Will you rub your dick on my ******** ."

Master. Of. Romance.
#52 to #32 - mrblueftw (02/06/2013) [-]
what really happend in your junior year.
what really happend in your junior year.
User avatar #111 to #52 - gobnick (02/07/2013) [-]
still happens to this day, i appreciate the NSFW section very much
#39 to #32 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
You must not know what ******** is...
User avatar #41 to #39 - gobnick (02/06/2013) [-]
i do, unfortunately i don't get much though (and by that i mean i'm an almost-19-year-old bust ass virgin).....only my hands have felt the amazingness of a vag
#34 to #32 - Schmeckle (02/06/2013) [-]
"will you rub your dick on my ******** ?"

Yeah okay.
User avatar #54 to #34 - jacksterlad (02/06/2013) [-]
what a flirt eh?
User avatar #56 to #54 - Schmeckle (02/06/2013) [-]
So much clever wordplay, I can't even
+6
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#36 to #34 - gobnick (02/06/2013) [-]
believe whatever you want man....
#113 to #36 - angelooo (02/23/2013) [-]
ARE YOU **** SERIOUS??????????
User avatar #51 to #36 - darkroro (02/06/2013) [-]
if you ever slip at random when you walk its because of the spaggeti
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