How could it have gotten worse?. The old lickaroo. d, times you yourself Anonymous ( Thu) oi: mu I just did one of the most embarrassing, ball blooming things o lickaroo what ni
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How could it have gotten worse?. The old lickaroo. d, times you yourself Anonymous ( Thu) oi: mu I just did one of the most embarrassing, ball blooming things o

The old lickaroo

d, times you yourself Anonymous ( Thu)
oi: mu I just did one of the most embarrassing, ball blooming things of my life. Seriously I cannot sleep because of the shame. This occurred nine hours ago.
ITT: TIM ES YOU is are emote bunny who I bumped into last week, I used to hang around with her brother ages ago, we were in a queue together.
COC K B Loc K E D is the get talking about fotress as I recall she was quite sporty, I mention my gym is rubbish and she says I should check hers out, guest pass and shiz
is I Jump at chance, both for gym and possible bone.
YOU RS E l. F is We go, I do chestiest' s she goes treadmill than than a few reps on the crunch machine for some reason.
is She asks what am I doing after this, I say might watch a movie, I' got a pirated copy of Avengers We been meaning to watch.,
is She says she has wanted to see that, I maintain my spaghetti and ask her to come, she accepts, met.
C) Anonymous s No.
is Go to mine, I crack open my cheapest wine, we are watching the movie and talking a bit.
is She is apparently a bit of a lightweight and wine goes straight to her head, we get talking about sex.
is Oh god just typing this hurts.
is She mentions her ex never went down on her. I say something along the lines of "what an idiot“.
is She goes in for kiss, we kiss for about 5 seconds.
is She pulls away, then I for reasons unknown need to fill a nonresistant void...
is “you know, I could give you the old lickaroo'
is the old lickaroo
is I said it and cheeky but there was no way that didn' t sound weird, fuck I may have sort of winked a bit, oh god.
is She looks at no We I am a shoe miner and pulls away and said "err yeah just gonna go toilet’
is This commas roughly around when Hulk is smashing up the plane
is She returns and I put my hand on her knee In an attempt to salvage.
is We make awkward smal talk for what feels like an stem he man this is a long film
is when Hulk punches Thor I remove my hand from her.
is Eons pass and the film finally ends. I walk her to my door and go for A hug, she attentively pats me on the shoulder.
3- I am too ashamed to even masturbate, and just lie in bed alone.
a the old lickaroo.
Share with me your shame mth my misery needs company.
l I Anonymous 03/ 30/ 12( Thu) 07: 08 %
vgtt a girl back to my place
vgtt to talking about sex
attell I could giver her the old , and
winked at her
rehear her vagina shut down with the
windows 98 closing sound
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #3 - stuckatwork
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(02/06/2013) [-]
>hear her vagina shut down with the windows 98 closing sound

*******. Lost it
#28 to #3 - RexxT
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Almost died when i read that
Almost died when i read that
#57 to #3 - lamarisagoodname
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(02/06/2013) [-]
way too perfect
#2 - seniorpokeman
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(02/06/2013) [-]
How about the old lickaroo neighboreno?
#49 to #2 - enforcedno
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(02/06/2013) [-]
#1 - lulzinmyroflcopter
Reply +71 123456789123345869
(02/06/2013) [-]
Oh god the awkward. It ******* burns
Oh god the awkward. It ******* burns
#13 - churrundo
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(02/06/2013) [-]
"the old lickaroo"   
   
"hear her vagina closing with the windows 98 sound"
"the old lickaroo"

"hear her vagina closing with the windows 98 sound"
#40 - eastii
Reply +52 123456789123345869
(02/06/2013) [-]
went on youtube for the windows 98 shut down sound (nostalgia reasons) and found the highest rated comment, ******* lost it
#68 - urghseventysix
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#69 to #68 - hammerfell
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(02/07/2013) [-]
and she didn't
#70 to #69 - urghseventysix
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Carlos I will ******* end you
#32 - gobnick
Reply +38 123456789123345869
(02/06/2013) [-]
>junior year
>girl i would totally **** is dating a good friend
>they off and on until it's finally all over
>less than 2 months pass
>girl starts making suggestive remarks to me like "will you rub your dick on my clitoris?"
>blow it off like jokes "haha, you're funny!"
>girl starts asking to hang out a lot, posting things all over my facebook
>fast forward 2 years
>i'm sitting here typing this story....i have been promoted
>i'm CAPTAIN oblivious now
>mfw
#39 to #32 - anon id: a60c504d
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(02/06/2013) [-]
You must not know what clitoris is...
User avatar #41 to #39 - gobnick
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(02/06/2013) [-]
i do, unfortunately i don't get much though (and by that i mean i'm an almost-19-year-old bust ass virgin).....only my hands have felt the amazingness of a vag
#104 to #32 - ICEDgrunge
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but please, Just pull the ******* trigger
I'm sorry, but please, Just pull the ******* trigger
#52 to #32 - mrblueftw
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(02/06/2013) [-]
what really happend in your junior year.
what really happend in your junior year.
User avatar #111 to #52 - gobnick
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(02/07/2013) [-]
still happens to this day, i appreciate the **** section very much
User avatar #55 to #32 - curtisbentley
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(02/06/2013) [-]
"Will you rub your dick on my clitoris."

Master. Of. Romance.
#34 to #32 - Schmeckle
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(02/06/2013) [-]
"will you rub your dick on my clitoris?"

Yeah okay.
#36 to #34 - gobnick
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(02/06/2013) [-]
believe whatever you want man....
User avatar #51 to #36 - darkroro
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(02/06/2013) [-]
if you ever slip at random when you walk its because of the spaggeti
#113 to #36 - angelooo
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(02/23/2013) [-]
ARE YOU **** SERIOUS??????????
#37 to #34 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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User avatar #54 to #34 - jacksterlad
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(02/06/2013) [-]
what a flirt eh?
User avatar #56 to #54 - Schmeckle
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(02/06/2013) [-]
So much clever wordplay, I can't even
#48 - curtisbentley
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(02/06/2013) [-]
> be me   
> with girlfriend, buying munch at store, purchase chocolate fingers (cadbury biscuits)   
> back to her place   
> halfway through a film, she starts to nuzzle into me, guides my hand into her jeans   
> pants are stiff as ****, can barely move my hand around in them   
> finally get inside but bring down the flames of diablo upon her vagina from the sudden thrust   
> she pushes me off, complains I hurt her, thinks I should leave   
> get up to go, she asks if I'm not taking chocolate fingers   
> "no I don't want them"   
> "why did you buy them then?"   
> for some ******* reason I look straight between her legs   
> she looks at me, jumps to an immediate conclusion   
> **************.jpg   
   
> I have no idea why I did it, but chocolate fingers haunt me to this day
> be me
> with girlfriend, buying munch at store, purchase chocolate fingers (cadbury biscuits)
> back to her place
> halfway through a film, she starts to nuzzle into me, guides my hand into her jeans
> pants are stiff as ****, can barely move my hand around in them
> finally get inside but bring down the flames of diablo upon her vagina from the sudden thrust
> she pushes me off, complains I hurt her, thinks I should leave
> get up to go, she asks if I'm not taking chocolate fingers
> "no I don't want them"
> "why did you buy them then?"
> for some ******* reason I look straight between her legs
> she looks at me, jumps to an immediate conclusion
> **************.jpg

> I have no idea why I did it, but chocolate fingers haunt me to this day
#80 to #48 - mishikp
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(02/07/2013) [-]
> be me
#20 - eBaymadmax
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(02/06/2013) [-]
"windows 98 closing sound"
"windows 98 closing sound"
#75 - harryblazer
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(02/07/2013) [-]
>be 16
>at friends house with 2 other girls
>we each like the other girl, so its kind of a double date
>wathcing snl, laughing and having a good time
>the girl I like is cuddeling up next to me
>imgonnadoasexonher
>her friend was nervouse about coming because she just a braces put on, and was worried she looked bad
>so far so good. no comments or anyhing
>she excuses herself to make a phone call
>my crush thanks us for being so nice to her, she worried how she'dlook, ect ect
>my friend" yeah, no problem. I didnt even notice it until she pointed it out"
>me "well, she either has braces or just gave the tin man a blow job"
>friend chokes on his soda....my crush just gives me this horrified look....and moves to the end of the couch
>mfw
#105 to #75 - ICEDgrunge
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(02/07/2013) [-]
You did NOT deserve that cold shoulder
You did NOT deserve that cold shoulder