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But noone can tell why
Don't TL;DR, this is worth it I swear

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#100 - mrhazzy (01/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I ******* read the entire ******* thing, and I am non the wiser about what the **** I just read.
User avatar #14 - thenewgizmobox (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
okay guys, i think i got it.
it was an off day and instead of having fun all day he had to go to this underwater weight test. he didn't take a shower out of youthful rebellion but soon realized he didn't need one anyways. his sister had to wear tight clothing and for some reason this made the experience much more enjoyable so she wasn't suffering alongside him.
and some other **** about a pony tail what the **** do you want from me? i'm not ******* sherlock.
#112 - faggottrousers (01/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It was his day off of school, he wanted it to be a free day but his mother forced him to do this underwater body-density test. He nor his sister showered, so when his sister lifted her armpits he could smell the stank. She went first, and so the water was pure and untouched, but when he went in, he had to think about his sister's armpit fluids floating around him. That irritated him. The sports bra just exposed more armpit that a T-Shirt would.


BOOM- Decrypted.
#8 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
I think i lost about ALL of my brain cells trying to comprehend that..
#118 - DiabloStrawhat (01/22/2013) [-]
My jimmies were just decimated
#6 - iyr (01/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - cleverguy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i honestly thought there going to be some sort of genius elaboration of some joke he was making throughout the entire thing, but nope
#88 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
He just wanted to hang at home while having an off day from school. Then he had to go to the Doctor for this pretty silly weight-thing. His Sister was obv. more comfortable than him with the Situation, this got him mad. He is 16, an angry young teenager who doesnt want to shower or give a **** . But he had to. His Sister didnt shower too, and had her hair open. This pissed him even more, having some Disgust going into the tank after her. She seems to be comfortable with tight Clothes, and had clothes on, it seems like he had to go ***** into the tank. Take Clothes off, take Clothes on, more work on an off day. being more pissed. Then he comes home, full of Rage, and tells his Story his bros on 4chan. But why does no one understand him? I Don't get it. However, i feel very sorry for this fella.

Now to be serious, it's fun so many people fell for this. To be honest everyone wanted to read something about his Sister's Boobs or Spaghetti or Dinosaurs or Bel-Air but.. just plain nothing - 10/10 would read again
User avatar #34 - itsdonealredy (01/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i can't stop laughing, the best thing about this is that OP is totally serious about something, but no one knows what that is besides him
#262 - seymourtets (01/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I wasted 15 goddamn minutes trying to find the punchline.  I realized afterwards OP is just being random and serious and there is no punchline.  It's 						*******					 hilarious because everyone's getting so butthurt trying to find the joke, but there is none.   
   
MFW I figured this all out
I wasted 15 goddamn minutes trying to find the punchline. I realized afterwards OP is just being random and serious and there is no punchline. It's ******* hilarious because everyone's getting so butthurt trying to find the joke, but there is none.

MFW I figured this all out
#52 - temporalguardian ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#11 - TheNameJin (01/22/2013) [-]
I'm not even going to TRY to comprehend what I just read...
#274 - zedacedia (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This guy is a ******* legend. Everyone in thread is tripping over themselves trying to understand what the **** is going on. If trolling is a art, this guy is Leonardo da Vinci.
#79 - thephoenix (01/22/2013) [-]
their face when.
#259 - warbob (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read it all because I expected OP to slowly build it up to a grand finale ... boy was i dissapointed
#10 - elemenohpe (01/22/2013) [-]
Either he doesn't like getting wet and got to skip a shower because it was an off day but got wet anyways later that day   
   
OR   
   
He didn't like having to go to the doctors office on his day off when he has a life outside of school....   
   
Other than that I have no 						*******					 idea what the hell this hick ADHD kid who wants his sister is talking about.
Either he doesn't like getting wet and got to skip a shower because it was an off day but got wet anyways later that day

OR

He didn't like having to go to the doctors office on his day off when he has a life outside of school....

Other than that I have no ******* idea what the hell this hick ADHD kid who wants his sister is talking about.
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