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His Jimmies are rustled. But noone can tell why Don't TL;DR, this is worth it I swear. mum Anonib: Anons Secrets SB (ctt Partner Sites: )' C S ( to Aims senses]

But noone can tell why
Don't TL;DR, this is worth it I swear

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#100 - mrhazzy
Reply +186
(01/22/2013) [-]
I ******* read the entire ******* thing, and I am non the wiser about what the **** I just read.
#114 to #100 - anon
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
imagine being that guy, starting a thread, then entertaining yourself for hours while others constantly try to make sense of a mad man. it's rather enjoyable.
#133 to #100 - bosskiss
Reply +5
(01/22/2013) [-]
that's what the OP in that thread wanted to create.

he ********** you and you aren't even wiser.
#1 - jestersjoke
Reply +103
(01/22/2013) [-]
#14 - thenewgizmobox
Reply +95
(01/22/2013) [-]
okay guys, i think i got it.
it was an off day and instead of having fun all day he had to go to this underwater weight test. he didn't take a shower out of youthful rebellion but soon realized he didn't need one anyways. his sister had to wear tight clothing and for some reason this made the experience much more enjoyable so she wasn't suffering alongside him.
and some other **** about a pony tail what the **** do you want from me? i'm not ******* sherlock.
#231 to #14 - solution
Reply +2
(01/22/2013) [-]
you are just amazing
#112 - faggottrousers
Reply +69
(01/22/2013) [-]
It was his day off of school, he wanted it to be a free day but his mother forced him to do this underwater body-density test. He nor his sister showered, so when his sister lifted her armpits he could smell the stank. She went first, and so the water was pure and untouched, but when he went in, he had to think about his sister's armpit fluids floating around him. That irritated him. The sports bra just exposed more armpit that a T-Shirt would.


BOOM- Decrypted.
#151 to #112 - sirthomasburr
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
#116 to #112 - hirollin
Reply +5
(01/22/2013) [-]
I think out of all the imagined scenarios read, yours definitely makes the most sense.
#127 to #112 - baconmansenior
Reply +5
(01/22/2013) [-]
HOW
#118 - DiabloStrawhat
Reply +43
(01/22/2013) [-]
My jimmies were just decimated
#6 - iyr ONLINE
Reply +40
(01/22/2013) [-]
#18 - whoisthatguyable
Reply +32
(01/22/2013) [-]
#24 - cleverguy
Reply +30
(01/22/2013) [-]
i honestly thought there going to be some sort of genius elaboration of some joke he was making throughout the entire thing, but nope
#181 to #24 - thatoneangelo
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
lol i know eh, so much disappointment
#34 - itsdonealredy
Reply +28
(01/22/2013) [-]
i can't stop laughing, the best thing about this is that OP is totally serious about something, but no one knows what that is besides him
#35 to #34 - anon
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
He's trolling, you moron..
#37 to #35 - itsdonealredy
Reply +7
(01/22/2013) [-]
even if he is it is still really funny and you don't have to be a dick
#262 - seymourtets
Reply +24
(01/22/2013) [-]
I wasted 15 goddamn minutes trying to find the punchline.  I realized afterwards OP is just being random and serious and there is no punchline.  It's ******* hilarious because everyone's getting so butthurt trying to find the joke, but there is none.   
   
MFW I figured this all out
I wasted 15 goddamn minutes trying to find the punchline. I realized afterwards OP is just being random and serious and there is no punchline. It's ******* hilarious because everyone's getting so butthurt trying to find the joke, but there is none.

MFW I figured this all out
#265 to #262 - gaybasherboy
Reply -23
(01/22/2013) [-]
I use to spend time reading long-ass reposts like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
#284 to #265 - EpicTie
Reply +2
(01/22/2013) [-]
why dont you go outside and take a car to your head.