Hey Hey. .. Fake a freakout and say someone stole your car.
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User avatar #176 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/21/2013) [-]
Here's what you do. Walk up to an empty spot, say "What the...?" and pretend like you're wondering where your car is. Look around to see if you parked it elsewhere. Pretend you're scared your car got stolen. Just before she gets worked up, say "wait one sec!" Take out your phone and pretend to make a call to your brother, say things like "Hey, did you take the car again? ... Dammit, I needed it! ... Well can you bring it back? ... Okay [sigh] It's fine, but can you let me know next time? ... Alright, have fun." Then turn to her and say "My brother took the car to see his girlfriend in the next town over. I'm really sorry about that. Can I walk you home instead?"
User avatar #174 - rockamekishiko (01/21/2013) [-]
he is going to a gym where people go to get fit, why couldn't he say he jogs there?
#172 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
tell her the truth and admit your crush, then offer to walk with her home and if she likes you then she'll let you into her house where she'll go as far as she trusts you.
i'm beta as **** but i could pull this off
User avatar #169 - exwife (01/21/2013) [-]
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#155 - imalex ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
first i was like
#156 to #155 - imalex ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
then i was like
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User avatar #147 - fuckyoshitnigga (01/21/2013) [-]
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
#141 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
I would say to fake like your car got stolen, but then she'd be like " **** , call the police?!" and you'd have to be like"...Naww that's ok they can have it, the car was pretty ****** anyway." Thus making you look like a Beta Bitch.
User avatar #139 - gggfrt ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
No, no, NO!

You're supposed to find an empty spot and act like your car got stolen!
#137 - gazajunk (01/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #136 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
I don't really get the whole "First Name Basis" thing... just how often do you get called by your middle or last names? I can understand for Japanese, because that's a cultural thing: but not in English...
#140 to #136 - scarytown (01/21/2013) [-]
that's also a thing in England. You refer to someone by their last name unless you know them very well. If you notice, Draco Malfoy never refers to Harry Potter as just Harry. he normally calls him Potter. Same with Harry. He only refers to Draco as Malfoy.
User avatar #138 to #136 - AngryPlatypus (01/21/2013) [-]
Well most people that you don't know would call you Mr. Whatever your last name is. At least until they get to know you better.
User avatar #142 to #138 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
I don't recall ever being called by my last name except by people confirming my name for an appointment or something...
User avatar #143 to #142 - AngryPlatypus (01/21/2013) [-]
Well he said he was on a first name basis with the people working the desk, so they wouldn't automatically call him by his first name. It's generally considered rude to call a stranger by their first name. I don't see why, but it is.
User avatar #145 to #143 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
I always call people by their first name if I know/remember it; or their nickname if they have one. If I don't know either and just know their last name (or no name at all): I just avoid referring to them in any way that a name would be more grammatically correct.
User avatar #148 to #145 - AngryPlatypus (01/21/2013) [-]
Yes, I do as well, except in the case of a formal setting. I think most people who actually know the name of the person they're talking to refer to that person by their fist name.
User avatar #151 to #148 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Then there's the occasional awkwardness when you think a person's nickname IS their first name... and you introduce them to a girl as that nickname. What was I thinking, nobody names their kid "Spud"...
User avatar #152 to #151 - AngryPlatypus (01/21/2013) [-]
Well I was lucky enough to get a nickname that's just a shortened version of my real name. So that doesn't happen to me.
User avatar #157 to #152 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
The nickname I was calling him was actually his shortened username for playing online...

Meanwhile, the only nicknames I got had nothing to do with my actual name (except one from elementary school which was to spite me...).
User avatar #160 to #157 - AngryPlatypus (01/21/2013) [-]
I've always wanted a cool nickname that wasn't derived from my real name. Never got one, but that's ok.
User avatar #166 to #160 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Best ones ever got were "Khannibhal" (No, that's not a misspelling, I had some weird friends. I had self-cannibalism problems as a kid, and when people found that out: I got that nickname), and "Priest" (This was an inside joke, that would take far too long to explain. Let's just say it was meant to be ironic).

Worst I ever got was "Stutter-Butter"... Sadly that was the most well known one; to the point that there was barely anyone in my High School that hadn't heard the nickname: even if they had no idea said nickname referred to me.
User avatar #168 to #166 - AngryPlatypus (01/21/2013) [-]
The first two sound pretty badass.
User avatar #170 to #168 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
To be honest, I preferred "Priest", simply because "Khannibhal" sounded too forced of a nickname, and seemed too chuunibyou-ish ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chuunibyou ). Fitting, though, considering I actually did have that nickname in 8th grade.
User avatar #173 to #170 - AngryPlatypus (01/21/2013) [-]
Priest sounds like it should be a military callsign. I like it.
User avatar #135 - theflamingspork ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Or you could have said (after walking out of the gym and acting that your looking for you car)"' **** , my cars been stolen!" then BAM she feels sorry for you and you get laid in the parking lot.
#131 - reinbowxdash ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #127 - Dwarf (01/21/2013) [-]
> Go into parking lot
> Use GTA skills
> Take car
> Get laid
#125 - mrcrowleysr (01/21/2013) [-]
lol he's almost as beta as this guy
User avatar #117 - charolastra (01/21/2013) [-]
Here's what you do:

>Go to secluded parking lot
>Look for empty parking space
>Claim car was stolen
>Rape her
#124 to #117 - senorfrog (01/21/2013) [-]
I was thinking the exact same thing.....but instead of rape her try to get her to stay over at your house.
#114 - snakefire ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Beta is off the charts
Beta is off the charts
User avatar #167 to #150 - turtleback (01/21/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
User avatar #108 - xpurpledragonx (01/21/2013) [-]
Just had to say " WHAT THE **** !!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAR?" problem solved.
User avatar #110 to #108 - Residentpudding (01/21/2013) [-]
Until she starts getting involved and calls the police for you. Now you're just in deeper **** .
User avatar #111 to #110 - xpurpledragonx (01/21/2013) [-]
Just tell her not to worry about it and that you will deal with it. If she notices you don't get "your car" back just say they never found it or something. simple
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