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Submitted: 01/20/2013
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User avatar #4 - cantfindkeyboard (01/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Fake a freakout and say someone stole your car.
User avatar #11 - kwanzalord (01/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I actually didn't see that one coming...
it was too normal 0_O
#9 - itsjustthedoctor (01/20/2013) [+] (16 replies)
you should have walked outside all cool and look around the parking lot, then yell out MY CAR WHERE IS MY CAR IT WAS PARKED RIGHT THERE and then apoligise for not being able to give her a ride and walk home.
you should have walked outside all cool and look around the parking lot, then yell out MY CAR WHERE IS MY CAR IT WAS PARKED RIGHT THERE and then apoligise for not being able to give her a ride and walk home.
#18 - VICTORx (01/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#22 - latinotornado (01/20/2013) [-]
I think you dropped this
I think you dropped this
#68 - spitfirebro (01/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Alright now that i have your attension from the beautiful face of an angel, i will tell you what a fucking Alpha would of done (not implying that im alpha.)

>walking out into parking lot.
>have no idea what i'm gonna do.
>random second of insight
>scream "HOLY HELL WHERE IS MY CAR"
>explain that someone must of stolen it.
>girl says it's ok and that you can have a ride with her and her mom.
Later you can get the number of girl and bonus points if you can screw the mom too.
User avatar #43 - badgerbaiting (01/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Say "Oh no, it completely slipped my mind, I walked in"
Look like an idiot, don't worry, this is an excellent talking point. Ensure you are as self-deprecating as possible.
Offer to call a cab.
Insist on dropping her home first.
Claim you've only got enough on you for that trip.
Pay cabbie, walk her to her door.
Ask if she want's to hang out sometime.

Sorted. Possibly. Let me know what you think of this strategy.
#37 - netic (01/20/2013) [-]
Here is what you should have done/said:

"Where the fuck is my car!? Someone stole my car"

= pittysex
#30 - zedacedia (01/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
that's cute.
User avatar #41 - shinote (01/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Fuckin idiot, this is how it's done

>Lead chick to empty parking space
>freak the F out
>explain that your car was parked right there
>get sad/pissed that your car got stolen
>call a cab
>get pity sex.
#1 - teranin ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
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#55 - arsyro (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Guy's face when girl is left in the rain
Guy's face when girl is left in the rain
#47 - sniffythebird (01/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Fuck cars.. get an airplane.
User avatar #21 - kolimm **User deleted account** (01/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
what is more romantic then 2 people walking home in the rain?
#25 to #24 - kolimm **User deleted account** (01/20/2013) [-]
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umbrella's are for the people who dont want to get wet
#44 - curtisbentley (01/20/2013) [-]
That was one stale punchline.
User avatar #108 - xpurpledragonx ONLINE (01/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just had to say " WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAR?" problem solved.
User avatar #94 - happygrowman (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you could have said someone stole my car, broke down crying and gotten some sympathy sex.
#8 - whateveridontneed (01/20/2013) [-]
Tell her she can have a ride at your house.
#76 - frysfrys (01/20/2013) [-]
girl's face when
#15 - andypanda (01/20/2013) [-]
LOL i thought she was gonna be like "oh i'm sorry, my friend just called me about picking me up i guess i don't need the ride anymore thanks though"

and then OP would have been home free, and live happily ever after

BUT NO :(
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