Hey Hey. .. Fake a freakout and say someone stole your car. Hey Fake a freakout and say someone stole your car
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#4 - cantfindkeyboard
Reply +227
(01/20/2013) [-]
Fake a freakout and say someone stole your car.
#46 to #4 - schwerdaddy ONLINE
Reply +9
(01/20/2013) [-]
And then she offers to call the police for you. Then you're even more ******.
#112 to #46 - thecakeislegit
Reply +1
(01/21/2013) [-]
>Give them plate number to someone with the same name as you with a better car
>They find and arrest other-you and give you your car
>Free car and another guy with the same name is in prison

I'm not good with law n' **** if that isn't obvious.
#189 to #112 - ryanmck
Reply 0
(02/18/2013) [-]
>implying you off hand know someone with the same name as you and their plate number.
#7 to #4 - davvi
Reply +24
(01/20/2013) [-]
or simply don't tell her you can drive her home
#10 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(01/20/2013) [-]
Wait... I don't see how this would work. Can you explain it to me?ü?
#11 - kwanzalord
Reply +181
(01/20/2013) [-]
I actually didn't see that one coming...
it was too normal 0_O
#183 to #11 - fedegon
Reply +2
(01/21/2013) [-]
An EMOTICON? On the COMMENTS FRONT PAGE?
#187 to #183 - kwanzalord
Reply 0
(01/25/2013) [-]
bring it on (/-o-)/ ~ ┻┻ *table flip*
#9 - itsjustthedoctor ONLINE
Reply +92
(01/20/2013) [-]
you should have walked outside all cool and look around the parking lot, then yell out MY CAR WHERE IS MY CAR IT WAS PARKED RIGHT THERE and then apoligise for not being able to give her a ride and walk home.
you should have walked outside all cool and look around the parking lot, then yell out MY CAR WHERE IS MY CAR IT WAS PARKED RIGHT THERE and then apoligise for not being able to give her a ride and walk home.
#101 to #9 - bulbakip
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
Math is amazing.... that IS math right? or geometry?
#116 to #101 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
geometry = maths
#113 to #9 - onceapiece
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
That's the quantum mechanical model of an atom right? I would assume that the endpoints of the lines in the circle are electrons?
#120 to #9 - itsjustthedoctor ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
here is a simple one: how a train runs off the steam it gets
here is a simple one: how a train runs off the steam it gets
#144 to #9 - bookyle
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
Step up your gif *****
Step up your gif *****
#146 to #144 - itsjustthedoctor ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
4D CUBE BEOTCH
4D CUBE BEOTCH
#32 to #9 - davyre
Reply +3
(01/20/2013) [-]
Not as cool as yours but still...
Not as cool as yours but still...
#45 to #9 - pmareksixsixsix
Reply +10
(01/20/2013) [-]
Dat .gif!
#12 to #9 - arandomanon ONLINE
Reply +19
(01/20/2013) [-]
What if she insists in going with you to the police station and reporting the "theft"?
#13 to #12 - killerbart
Reply +40
(01/20/2013) [-]
Simply sprint away and never go back to that gym ever again.
#14 to #13 - arandomanon ONLINE
Reply +36
(01/20/2013) [-]
Who needs going to a gym anyways.
#16 to #14 - maxataxx
Reply +25
(01/20/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, eat that pizza you cat slut.
#17 to #16 - arandomanon ONLINE
Reply +29
(01/20/2013) [-]
Can I spice it up?
#19 to #17 - maxataxx
Reply +19
(01/20/2013) [-]
Oh God yes, add any spice you gluttonous pussy.
#20 to #19 - arandomanon ONLINE
Reply +19
(01/20/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#123 to #13 - diresister
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
tell her you left the car at home and you jogged to the gym to warm up
#18 - VICTORx
Reply +67
(01/20/2013) [-]
#28 to #18 - ludislavonac
Reply -4
(01/20/2013) [-]
oh god what an idiot
#29 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(01/20/2013) [-]
lolled
#67 to #18 - Thadzhi
Reply 0
(01/20/2013) [-]
that's just sad.
#26 to #18 - TheRedDragon **User deleted account**
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#31 to #18 - malacrianza ONLINE
Reply +8
(01/20/2013) [-]
Good story and all... but I really find it annoying when people say they have aspergers and they really don't. If he really had aspergers, he wouldn't care that much about what the other guy would think about him. Maybe a bit too introvert, but not aspergers...
#97 to #31 - jaggedherp
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(01/21/2013) [-]
I dunno, I constantly worry that anything I do will maker others think less of me and then make fun of me for it. But then again, I would have waited to die rather than make any sound.
#22 - latinotornado
Reply +57
(01/20/2013) [-]
I think you dropped this
I think you dropped this
#68 - spitfirebro
Reply +48
(01/20/2013) [-]
Alright now that i have your attension from the beautiful face of an angel, i will tell you what a ******* Alpha would of done (not implying that im alpha.)

>walking out into parking lot.
>have no idea what i'm gonna do.
>random second of insight
>scream "HOLY HELL WHERE IS MY CAR"
>explain that someone must of stolen it.
>girl says it's ok and that you can have a ride with her and her mom.
Later you can get the number of girl and bonus points if you can screw the mom too.
#99 to #68 - awesomenessdefined
Reply +9
(01/21/2013) [-]
You should get into advertising.
#121 to #99 - spitfirebro
Reply +1
(01/21/2013) [-]
Thank you, but thats my back up plan. I'm trying to become a professional hand model.
#43 - badgerbaiting
Reply +41
(01/20/2013) [-]
Say "Oh no, it completely slipped my mind, I walked in"
Look like an idiot, don't worry, this is an excellent talking point. Ensure you are as self-deprecating as possible.
Offer to call a cab.
Insist on dropping her home first.
Claim you've only got enough on you for that trip.
Pay cabbie, walk her to her door.
Ask if she want's to hang out sometime.

Sorted. Possibly. Let me know what you think of this strategy.
#79 to #43 - ravarshi
Reply +1
(01/20/2013) [-]
Win!
#84 to #43 - garaichu ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/21/2013) [-]
Seems like badgers ain't the only thing you're good at baiting.
#109 to #43 - biggydy
Reply +1
(01/21/2013) [-]
You smooth ************, that's ******* genius.
#50 to #43 - thice
Reply +3
(01/20/2013) [-]
#37 - netic
Reply +34
(01/20/2013) [-]
Here is what you should have done/said:

"Where the **** is my car!? Someone stole my car"

= pittysex
#30 - zedacedia
Reply +32
(01/20/2013) [-]
that's cute.
#89 to #30 - marinepenguin
Reply +1
(01/21/2013) [-]
I've seen this so many times, and every time I cringe.
#66 to #30 - jahnaids
Reply +5
(01/20/2013) [-]
Goes from ******* alpha straight to beta...

#70 to #66 - TheEpitomeOfEpic
Reply +5
(01/20/2013) [-]
..and then gos straight omega....
#48 to #30 - AnonsForSure
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(01/20/2013) [-]
#34 to #30 - kraetyz
Reply +15
(01/20/2013) [-]
I can't even
#33 to #30 - Jabberwocky
Reply +17
(01/20/2013) [-]
beta stories thread?
#36 to #33 - zedacedia
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(01/20/2013) [-]
#38 to #36 - Jabberwocky
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(01/20/2013) [-]
#39 to #38 - zedacedia
Reply +5
(01/20/2013) [-]
lolwat
#42 to #39 - Jabberwocky
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(01/20/2013) [-]
#61 to #42 - boxdweller
Reply +18
(01/20/2013) [-]
Hoverhanding your own Waifu.
#49 to #36 - motherduck
Reply +9
(01/20/2013) [-]
#41 - shinote
Reply +30
(01/20/2013) [-]
****** idiot, this is how it's done

>Lead chick to empty parking space
>freak the F out
>explain that your car was parked right there
>get sad/pissed that your car got stolen
>call a cab
>get pity sex.
#122 to #41 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
this is stupid, you'd then have to call the police and lie to them aswel. Lif isn't that simple