Hey Arnold!. . hey /h/. 20 year old kissless virgin here. have a girl who wants to stay at my house. nervous as shit. what do? Cl Anonymous to ) (/ 13( leled) 2 hey arnold
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hey /h/. 20 year old kissless virgin here.
have a girl who wants to stay at my house. nervous as shit. what do?
Cl Anonymous to ) (/ 13( leled) 21 :30: 49 Replies: o:
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stop thinking about being a kissless virgin and have some fun, INTO. being a kissless virgin is only in your head, anon. invite her over, stay calm,
and stick it in her butts.
Cl Anonymous to ) (( Wed) 21: 30: 51 Replies: passage
Man the fuck up. You have one jobs.
1- bang this girl (with consent)
lbs charming as fuck to get to job I.
Cl Anonymousity: ) (/ 1 3( leled)
Make a move.
Better to be a lion for one day than a worm for loo years-
Dude, 1 cant help you until shigure out haw the fuck Arnold is able ta he on his side.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - pandation
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User avatar #20 to #11 - toxikxvenom
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ah **** beat me too it. Thumb for you.
#1 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(03/21/2013) [-]
jesus i hate those people who like to make sex out to be some simple 2 step process
"step 1: be charming"
"step 2: stick it in her pooper"
if its so ******* easy, why dont you come down here and show me how its done?
but, hey, thats the internet for ya
#31 to #1 - anon id: 2dc7dc78
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You want someone to come down to where you live and charm you enough to let them stick it in your pooper?

Let's talk.
User avatar #16 to #1 - srskate
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theyre only giving simple advice. There are, of course, many small nuances involved that lead to sex.
#13 to #1 - germankillzone
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#5 to #1 - heyimmalk
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User avatar #8 to #1 - dontdeletemyuser
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for some its actually that easy.
some dont even have to try to be charming girls just want them.

i envy them. a little.
User avatar #12 to #1 - covered
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You want someone to stick it in your stink? Alrighty..
User avatar #19 to #1 - giguelingueling
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Do you at least have a nice butt ?
#24 to #1 - Yesitsme
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User avatar #43 to #24 - jtjas
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i love your picture
User avatar #14 to #1 - coolcalx
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I watched a lecture on "cue theory" to understand how males and females differ in sexual arousal. Here is what they found out:

what women find sexually attractive:

confidence
competence
social status

what men find attractive:

boobs
butts
penises
feet

if you want to get with a girl, you need confidence (some guys make up for this by being a dick. yes, that's a form of confidence, but it's not going to work if you want a real relationship). In order to have this confidence, you need to build up your self-esteem. wear some nice clothes, work out, whatever you need to do to be confident in yourself.

next, you have to show your competence with some skill. maybe you are a musician? maybe you're really good with math? it doesn't really matter, just show them that you are good at what you do (obviously, don't do this directly. do it in a subtle manner).

lastly, social status. Women want a man who is higher up on the social ladder. given a choice between a waitress and a CEO, a man will **** whichever one is hotter. A woman, on the other hand, will choose the one of higher social status (this is due to evolutionary development). There's no real short-term way to affect social status, so this is more of a long term thing. assuming you're in school (college, high school, whatever), your social status is more dependent on the types of friendships you have, and your popularity. if you want to be popular, just be friendly to people, and be charismatic (part of the whole 'confidence' thing).

I think that about sums it up.
User avatar #17 to #14 - falloutfanatic
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What im good at? If only i could come up with a way to make video games or the zombie apocalypse sound sexy i would be golden...
User avatar #69 to #17 - huntergriff
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"...once zoey startled the witch she knew she was in for the night of her life as the witch approached her and caressed her plump buttocks, zoey knew she would enjoy the love of an undead lover...and somewhere francis, bill, and louis were somewhere watching..."
#21 to #17 - anon id: 0bf820eb
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You'd probably be dead in five minutes in an apocalypse and making video games only takes some reading comprehension and some free programs.
User avatar #23 to #21 - asschwitz
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I don't think zombies are that difficult to kill. Not to mention, all media that depicts zombie apocalypses typically don't address how or why the entire military was overrun. Because in all reality, a couple 1000lb JDAM's would take care of your largest crowds of zombies.
#25 to #23 - fuckthepolice
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From how to get laid to zombie fighting in 3 comments. Welcome to the internet.
From how to get laid to zombie fighting in 3 comments. Welcome to the internet.
User avatar #27 to #25 - asschwitz
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Yup, that's how it works.
User avatar #84 to #23 - falloutfanatic
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if your interested in how it might happen read max brooks "World War Z" he gives a good reasoning for how it might happen... the army getting over run that is
#3 to #1 - justsomenamelulz
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Need an address to show you how its done....
#2 to #1 - irvea
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This image has expired
desu desu
#4 to #1 - mikeliterous
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step one


sex
User avatar #7 to #4 - pwnagraphy
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I laughed harder than I should have at this
User avatar #18 - falloutfanatic
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How to get chicks:
Step 1: Krump
Step 2: Krump more
Step 3: collect pussy
User avatar #58 to #18 - krumpeach
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I'm trying but nothing's happening :[
User avatar #66 to #58 - spaceturtlecadet
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Krump more.
If problem persists, call krump helpline
#26 - cooltrainergill
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(03/22/2013) [-]
******* love Hey Arnold
******* love Hey Arnold
#33 to #26 - gweetle
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Love ******* Arnold, hey.
#56 - mypielovingfriend
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SCIENCE THATS HOW
SCIENCE THATS HOW
User avatar #71 to #56 - crazylance
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that expression just always gets me
User avatar #77 to #71 - jonnyfunk
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what? "The domino effect" ?
User avatar #78 to #77 - niggernazi
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yes
User avatar #79 to #78 - jonnyfunk
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well it is a catchy one
#32 - dasbrot
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By god WAT.
User avatar #83 to #32 - creosote
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Woah, this replaced my comments AND (quite thankfully) the horse porn... Are you a wizard?
#85 to #83 - dasbrot
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#86 to #85 - creosote
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Comment Picture
#22 - liquidz
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Or just be Nick cage
Or just be Nick cage
#61 - thedarkestrogue
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"Better to be a lion for a day than a worm for 100 years."   
   
Is that you Dahli Llama?
"Better to be a lion for a day than a worm for 100 years."

Is that you Dahli Llama?
#63 - grimmwaters
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Attract her with your boyish charm.
Attract her with your boyish charm.
#10 - imbateman
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Maybe there is a hole in the bed