Hamplanet leaves Costco. Read on. leaving Costco walking parking lot and see the biggest hamplanet on the face of the earth I: 450 pounds easy she just finished
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Hamplanet leaves Costco

leaving Costco
walking parking lot and see the biggest hamplanet on the face of the earth
I: 450 pounds easy
she just finished loading up her into her car waddles the driving seat. Literally waddles.
opens her car deer and takes cut a tub cf somnething
starts to rub this clear substance en her stomach, all over.
Finally make cut what the tub is " Vaseline".
think "wtf is this lard ass doing?"
she plops in her car, with her gut literally jammed intj the steering wheel, i ' t be surprised if there' s an imprint en her stomach when she gets home
I: then i realize the use of her vaseline.
her gut is so big, that the steering wheel can' t turn unless shes lubricated.
she turns to wheel fer about 30 seconds, back and ferth until it' s completely lubed up, then drives away.
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Submitted: 02/20/2013
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#19 - zedacedia (02/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#43 - iliketires (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't understand how people can be so fat.... I just can't understand.
I don't understand how people can be so fat.... I just can't understand.
#3 - teamrocketninja (02/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
*******					 fat "people"
******* fat "people"
#17 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/21/2013) [+] (16 replies)
#1 - nyj (02/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#47 - africanking (02/21/2013) [-]
MFW "hamplanet"
MFW "hamplanet"
#5 - tarnis (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#57 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (02/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
be 16 move to canada to live with aunt (parents were poor as 						****					, said i'd be better off)   
working at a convinace store as first job   
white trash landwale comes in and starts piking up a ton of salsa and tortilla chips    
silently ringing in her stuff, shes obviously trying to flirt   
nametag reads yuri (from russia)   
starts  to insult me asking if  the common steryotypes where true   
of course , im obviously a bear stupid girl    
she gets pissed and storms off (co worker has just mopped the floor)   
slips and stumbles into chip rack    
knocks over the shelf , loosing salsa bag and hitting the jars    
slips backwards into the zesty saulsa nacho starts making some sort of snow angle in them trying to get up   
it was a good day
be 16 move to canada to live with aunt (parents were poor as **** , said i'd be better off)
working at a convinace store as first job
white trash landwale comes in and starts piking up a ton of salsa and tortilla chips
silently ringing in her stuff, shes obviously trying to flirt
nametag reads yuri (from russia)
starts to insult me asking if the common steryotypes where true
of course , im obviously a bear stupid girl
she gets pissed and storms off (co worker has just mopped the floor)
slips and stumbles into chip rack
knocks over the shelf , loosing salsa bag and hitting the jars
slips backwards into the zesty saulsa nacho starts making some sort of snow angle in them trying to get up
it was a good day
#65 - happygrowman (02/21/2013) [-]
>hamplanet
>hamplanet
#50 - PlaystationGuy (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#48 - mcbiggles (02/21/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Holy **** , this was my fat person story.
I actually feel like i have accomplished something with my life now.
#70 to #66 - iiwii (02/21/2013) [-]
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#8 - whereistherumgone (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Can anyone tell me why you have to have a certain profession to go to costco? They have such awesome stuffs and I can't have any
#35 - opa (02/21/2013) [-]
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#83 - ungcc (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Bitch only used Vaseline cause she was all outta butter.
User avatar #59 - TardytheTurtle (02/21/2013) [-]
my mom was reading this behind me eating a bag of chips
when she finished, she automatically put it up
that probably made it funnier than it actually was
+5
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User avatar #68 - doopleganger (02/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Read the title as Hamlet
User avatar #76 - ButtonFly ONLINE (02/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I've seen pictures of morbidly obese people on the internet but I've never seen, nor can I fathom, someone that fat.
#15 - thunderpony (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW
MFW
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