Hamplanet leaves Costco. Read on. leaving Costco walking parking lot and see the biggest hamplanet on the face of the earth I: 450 pounds easy she just finished
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Hamplanet leaves Costco

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leaving Costco
walking parking lot and see the biggest hamplanet on the face of the earth
I: 450 pounds easy
she just finished loading up her into her car waddles the driving seat. Literally waddles.
opens her car deer and takes cut a tub cf somnething
starts to rub this clear substance en her stomach, all over.
Finally make cut what the tub is " Vaseline".
think "wtf is this lard ass doing?"
she plops in her car, with her gut literally jammed intj the steering wheel, i ' t be surprised if there' s an imprint en her stomach when she gets home
I: then i realize the use of her vaseline.
her gut is so big, that the steering wheel can' t turn unless shes lubricated.
she turns to wheel fer about 30 seconds, back and ferth until it' s completely lubed up, then drives away.
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#101 - ozkarmak (02/26/2013) [-]
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#102 to #101 - joanriversvagina (02/26/2013) [-]
i'm like 30-40 kg overweight, working on trying to lose it though even if it's only 5 kilos. if i was able to exercise without pain the weight would probably fall off.
User avatar #106 to #102 - ozkarmak (02/26/2013) [-]
man the pain is nothing compared with the reward, i know it hurts a lot sometimes but keep going, dont give up, you can start with some basic moves and diet, i´m not telling you to starve, but someting small and keep going, you can start drinking water like a liter per day and skipping soda (coca cola, pepsi, whatever you drink),you´ll be able to do that more easily as the time passes, trust me i have lots of energy now but back then i moved a finger and i was tired.

dont give up man
#107 to #106 - joanriversvagina (02/27/2013) [-]
i have had chronic back and knee problems since i was a kid , that's why it hurts. i still attempt my physiotherapy exercises every day but i know if i lie on the floor or even sit down to do the pilates stuff i won't be getting up any time soon unless i yell out for help. I don't really drink much soda unless I go to the mall (which is like once a week). and i've made an effort to eat more vegetables (i'll work on eating more fruit once my loan is paid off and I can actually afford something other than an apple).
User avatar #108 to #107 - ozkarmak (02/27/2013) [-]
you´re on the right path, just dont give up and try to do some of those exercises, you can do it man.
#109 to #108 - joanriversvagina (02/28/2013) [-]
i'm hoping it'll get easier when autumn rolls around and things cool down, i can start walking to the park in the evenings.
#95 - hardongo (02/21/2013) [-]
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#93 - freshtoker (02/21/2013) [-]
WHAT
WHAT
#92 - xozonex ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
I 						*******					 hate people like this. I bet her wages are payed for by the government because she's too 						*******					 obese to get a job. 						*******					 waste of space is what they are.   
   
No, I'm not talking about overweight people in general. I'm talking about people so fat, that they can't even stand up properly without wasting someone else's time by requiring assistance.   
   
America needs to stop paying these people for being lazy piles of 						****					.
I ******* hate people like this. I bet her wages are payed for by the government because she's too ******* obese to get a job. ******* waste of space is what they are.

No, I'm not talking about overweight people in general. I'm talking about people so fat, that they can't even stand up properly without wasting someone else's time by requiring assistance.

America needs to stop paying these people for being lazy piles of **** .
User avatar #85 - deaththroes (02/21/2013) [-]
Damn
I feel sorry for people who gotta do that **** ,it's gotta suck !
#96 to #85 - kruzer (02/21/2013) [-]
You mean the guy watching all this going down? Or the whale?
Because I feel sorry for the people who had witness this.
#83 - ungcc (02/21/2013) [-]
Bitch only used Vaseline cause she was all outta butter.
User avatar #94 to #83 - albeit (02/21/2013) [-]
Naw, its because if she used butter, she would eat the ******* steering wheel
#78 - pikininja (02/21/2013) [-]
Can she not move her seat back any more?
User avatar #76 - ButtonFly ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
I've seen pictures of morbidly obese people on the internet but I've never seen, nor can I fathom, someone that fat.
User avatar #99 to #76 - vizz (02/21/2013) [-]
head to your local mcdonalds.
User avatar #81 to #76 - AngryPlatypus (02/21/2013) [-]
Go to Walmart, preferably right after people like this get their welfare checks.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ButtonFly ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
I don't live anywhere near a Walmart but should I ever find myself in the vicinity of one, I'll be sure to check it out.
User avatar #79 to #76 - freakaleak (02/21/2013) [-]
youve never seen one? **** i see them everyday
#103 to #79 - joanriversvagina (02/26/2013) [-]
we don't have walmart in western australia, we just go to the mall on pay-day or go to the bottle-o to observe the fat bogans.
User avatar #90 to #79 - ButtonFly ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
No.
I reside in a city where everyone walks everywhere and it's useless to try and even attempt to drive. We do have some overweight or obese people but everyone here is generally thin.
User avatar #75 - martbeast (02/21/2013) [-]
what are we gonna do with fat people...?
#98 to #75 - Keoul (02/21/2013) [-]
Create a fake war
Conscript all fat people
Train them up
War is over
Stick them in the reserve

Now America is powerful again and free of fat people.
User avatar #68 - doopleganger (02/21/2013) [-]
Read the title as Hamlet
User avatar #86 to #68 - salts (02/21/2013) [-]
no that would be her over weight ginger son
#82 to #68 - peanutbraddle (02/21/2013) [-]
did the same thing, except I didn't correct myself the first time around, so I was confused when I got done reading that.
#65 - happygrowman (02/21/2013) [-]
>hamplanet
>hamplanet
User avatar #59 - TardytheTurtle (02/21/2013) [-]
my mom was reading this behind me eating a bag of chips
when she finished, she automatically put it up
that probably made it funnier than it actually was
#57 - patriotpenguin (02/21/2013) [-]
be 16 move to canada to live with aunt (parents were poor as 						****					, said i'd be better off)   
working at a convinace store as first job   
white trash landwale comes in and starts piking up a ton of salsa and tortilla chips    
silently ringing in her stuff, shes obviously trying to flirt   
nametag reads yuri (from russia)   
starts  to insult me asking if  the common steryotypes where true   
of course , im obviously a bear stupid girl    
she gets pissed and storms off (co worker has just mopped the floor)   
slips and stumbles into chip rack    
knocks over the shelf , loosing salsa bag and hitting the jars    
slips backwards into the zesty saulsa nacho starts making some sort of snow angle in them trying to get up   
it was a good day
be 16 move to canada to live with aunt (parents were poor as **** , said i'd be better off)
working at a convinace store as first job
white trash landwale comes in and starts piking up a ton of salsa and tortilla chips
silently ringing in her stuff, shes obviously trying to flirt
nametag reads yuri (from russia)
starts to insult me asking if the common steryotypes where true
of course , im obviously a bear stupid girl
she gets pissed and storms off (co worker has just mopped the floor)
slips and stumbles into chip rack
knocks over the shelf , loosing salsa bag and hitting the jars
slips backwards into the zesty saulsa nacho starts making some sort of snow angle in them trying to get up
it was a good day
#80 to #57 - pikininja (02/21/2013) [-]
mfw "starts making some sort of snow angel"
mfw "starts making some sort of snow angel"
User avatar #71 to #57 - phunkyzilla (02/21/2013) [-]
That sounds glorious
#51 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
Saw this on /fit/ the other day

Now I feel special because I saw it before most people
User avatar #60 to #51 - grieze (02/21/2013) [-]
me too.

do you work out too?
#50 - PlaystationGuy (02/21/2013) [-]
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#48 - mcbiggles (02/21/2013) [-]
Holy **** , this was my fat person story.
I actually feel like i have accomplished something with my life now.
#54 to #48 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
**** off, you were probably the hamplanet
#56 to #54 - mcbiggles (02/21/2013) [-]
Seriously dude not kidding, Dude wanted some some FPS posted that.
#58 to #56 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
I dont give a flying **** , you probably have to lube your self up to get through a door
#61 to #58 - mcbiggles (02/21/2013) [-]
Ha, you're funny. You need to chill out though, anyways i am probably more fit than you.
User avatar #72 to #61 - deezknuts (02/21/2013) [-]
don't worry about this ****** he's just *********
#62 to #61 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #97 to #62 - Olympus (02/21/2013) [-]
* guerrilla
#84 to #62 - peanutbraddle (02/21/2013) [-]
gimme a ******* break ******* .
I've seen this exact thing posted in the comments of at LEAST three different posts.
now stop being a ****** .
#64 to #62 - mcbiggles (02/21/2013) [-]
Your username explains you oh so well.
#69 to #64 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
Judging by your profile your a neck beard you gets off to ponies.
#66 to #64 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
How ironic! i was just thinging the same thing about you
#70 to #66 - iiwii (02/21/2013) [-]
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#47 - africanking (02/21/2013) [-]
MFW "hamplanet"
MFW "hamplanet"
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User avatar #45 - TheRealNinjaa (02/21/2013) [-]
'Murica!
#87 to #45 - peanutbraddle (02/21/2013) [-]
did you even read the story?
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