Hamplanet leaves Costco. Read on. leaving Costco walking parking lot and see the biggest hamplanet on the face of the earth I: 450 pounds easy she just finished
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Hamplanet leaves Costco

leaving Costco
walking parking lot and see the biggest hamplanet on the face of the earth
I: 450 pounds easy
she just finished loading up her into her car waddles the driving seat. Literally waddles.
opens her car deer and takes cut a tub cf somnething
starts to rub this clear substance en her stomach, all over.
Finally make cut what the tub is " Vaseline".
think "wtf is this lard ass doing?"
she plops in her car, with her gut literally jammed intj the steering wheel, i ' t be surprised if there' s an imprint en her stomach when she gets home
I: then i realize the use of her vaseline.
her gut is so big, that the steering wheel can' t turn unless shes lubricated.
she turns to wheel fer about 30 seconds, back and ferth until it' s completely lubed up, then drives away.
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#19 - zedacedia ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
#55 to #19 - combatarms (02/21/2013) [-]
my face after reading.
my face after reading.
#38 to #19 - IceViper (02/21/2013) [-]
-be a cashier, male 16   
-probably early 50s woman says to me "your eyelashes are devine"   
-MFW this has happened 3 times before and i have no idea how to respond in a non awkward way
-be a cashier, male 16
-probably early 50s woman says to me "your eyelashes are devine"
-MFW this has happened 3 times before and i have no idea how to respond in a non awkward way
#73 to #38 - fuckyouiamcat (02/21/2013) [-]
Just mention that they run in your family. Then stare deeply into their eyes until they feel uncomfortable.
#21 to #17 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
Post the shopped ones!
#22 to #21 - felixjarl (02/21/2013) [-]
Are they really that notorious?
#23 to #22 - felixjarl (02/21/2013) [-]
I mean, they are nice and all
#24 to #23 - felixjarl (02/21/2013) [-]
But am i really using them that much?
#25 to #24 - felixjarl (02/21/2013) [-]
This is only the third or forth time i use them.
#26 to #25 - felixjarl (02/21/2013) [-]
It don't seem possible that even anon know of them.
#27 to #26 - felixjarl (02/21/2013) [-]
Weird really, i don't want to overuse them.
#28 to #27 - felixjarl (02/21/2013) [-]
But i do appriciate the thought, it is nice to be known for something.
#29 to #28 - felixjarl (02/21/2013) [-]
Even though it is because posting something truly weird.
#30 to #29 - felixjarl (02/21/2013) [-]
I hardly know of anything SFW that more weird or scary than this after all.
#31 to #30 - felixjarl (02/21/2013) [-]
Oh well, all in all i guess it is not that bad, hope i gave you a smile anon.
#37 to #31 - mondprinzessin (02/21/2013) [-]
this thread
#41 to #31 - emmyizme (02/21/2013) [-]
Welp...it's okay, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.
#100 to #31 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
Yeah... You did.
User avatar #67 to #30 - mustlol (02/21/2013) [-]
ZALGO
#5 - tarnis ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
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#105 to #5 - joanriversvagina (02/26/2013) [-]
when i was in primary school, we had this naughty boy in our class and every time he got sent out the room it was like IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK? he was lily white.
#43 - iliketires (02/21/2013) [-]
I don't understand how people can be so fat.... I just can't understand.
I don't understand how people can be so fat.... I just can't understand.
User avatar #63 to #43 - mondominiman (02/21/2013) [-]
It's easy being fat but being towards the point where you can't fit in a car.
#1 - nyj (02/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - wholesomeburn (02/20/2013) [-]
That image shall haunt me till the end of my time...
User avatar #16 to #1 - thelegitmetalhead (02/21/2013) [-]
Why does she remind me of Zoidberg
User avatar #39 to #4 - emmyizme (02/21/2013) [-]
What is this?

He looks like someone I've seen on a show sometime in the last couple years
User avatar #6 to #4 - thedudeistheman (02/20/2013) [-]
I watched this episode yesterday.
#65 - happygrowman (02/21/2013) [-]
>hamplanet
>hamplanet
#47 - africanking (02/21/2013) [-]
MFW "hamplanet"
MFW "hamplanet"
#3 - teamrocketninja (02/20/2013) [-]
*******		 fat "people"
******* fat "people"
#12 to #3 - badgerlol (02/20/2013) [-]
use of commas is a bless!
User avatar #33 to #12 - JoshBauer (02/21/2013) [-]
...a comma wouldn't be used anywhere in that.
#13 to #3 - grimmapple (02/20/2013) [-]
I'm not really into fat people sexually, but I won't judge you for doin' 'em.
As badgerlol said, punctuation is your friend!
#8 - whereistherumgone (02/20/2013) [-]
Can anyone tell me why you have to have a certain profession to go to costco? They have such awesome stuffs and I can't have any
#9 to #8 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
So of out of work ******* won't hang around the store smoking ****
#83 - ungcc (02/21/2013) [-]
Bitch only used Vaseline cause she was all outta butter.
User avatar #94 to #83 - albeit (02/21/2013) [-]
Naw, its because if she used butter, she would eat the ******* steering wheel
User avatar #59 - TardytheTurtle (02/21/2013) [-]
my mom was reading this behind me eating a bag of chips
when she finished, she automatically put it up
that probably made it funnier than it actually was
#51 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
Saw this on /fit/ the other day

Now I feel special because I saw it before most people
User avatar #60 to #51 - grieze (02/21/2013) [-]
me too.

do you work out too?
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User avatar #52 to #14 - pwoneill (02/21/2013) [-]
you lost it be fore you even saw the comment.... we have reached a new level....
User avatar #53 to #52 - pwoneill (02/21/2013) [-]
*Content
#50 - PlaystationGuy (02/21/2013) [-]
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#57 - patriotpenguin (02/21/2013) [-]
be 16 move to canada to live with aunt (parents were poor as 			****		, said i'd be better off)   
working at a convinace store as first job   
white trash landwale comes in and starts piking up a ton of salsa and tortilla chips    
silently ringing in her stuff, shes obviously trying to flirt   
nametag reads yuri (from russia)   
starts  to insult me asking if  the common steryotypes where true   
of course , im obviously a bear stupid girl    
she gets pissed and storms off (co worker has just mopped the floor)   
slips and stumbles into chip rack    
knocks over the shelf , loosing salsa bag and hitting the jars    
slips backwards into the zesty saulsa nacho starts making some sort of snow angle in them trying to get up   
it was a good day
be 16 move to canada to live with aunt (parents were poor as **** , said i'd be better off)
working at a convinace store as first job
white trash landwale comes in and starts piking up a ton of salsa and tortilla chips
silently ringing in her stuff, shes obviously trying to flirt
nametag reads yuri (from russia)
starts to insult me asking if the common steryotypes where true
of course , im obviously a bear stupid girl
she gets pissed and storms off (co worker has just mopped the floor)
slips and stumbles into chip rack
knocks over the shelf , loosing salsa bag and hitting the jars
slips backwards into the zesty saulsa nacho starts making some sort of snow angle in them trying to get up
it was a good day
User avatar #71 to #57 - phunkyzilla (02/21/2013) [-]
That sounds glorious
#80 to #57 - pikininja (02/21/2013) [-]
mfw "starts making some sort of snow angel"
mfw "starts making some sort of snow angel"
#35 - opa (02/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 - doopleganger (02/21/2013) [-]
Read the title as Hamlet
User avatar #82 to #68 - peanutbraddle (02/21/2013) [-]
did the same thing, except I didn't correct myself the first time around, so I was confused when I got done reading that.
User avatar #86 to #68 - salts (02/21/2013) [-]
no that would be her over weight ginger son
#95 - hardongo ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #85 - deaththroes (02/21/2013) [-]
Damn
I feel sorry for people who gotta do that **** ,it's gotta suck !
#96 to #85 - kruzer (02/21/2013) [-]
You mean the guy watching all this going down? Or the whale?
Because I feel sorry for the people who had witness this.
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