Hamplanet at the gas station. Hamplanet has to fill up the car. This ends terribly, of course.. File: KB, 594x508, 1345427923021, jpg) Here' s an FPS thats been Hamplanet at the gas station has to fill up car This ends terribly of course File: KB 594x508 1345427923021 jpg) Here' s an FPS thats been
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Hamplanet at the gas station. Hamplanet has to fill up the car. This ends terribly, of course.. File: KB, 594x508, 1345427923021, jpg) Here' s an FPS thats been

Hamplanet has to fill up the car. This ends terribly, of course.

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Here' s an FPS thats been posted on lo! a few times, no clue by who:
twerking counter at gas station, really boring
mes car pull up, I have a habit rewatching them fill to make sure they don' t do anything stupid (MURCA)
Fat bitch squeezes outta Honda Accord driver seat
was some kinda burger (not even kidding, a MASSIVE burger) in one hand, and a Slushie in
the other hand
derive with your elbows much?
mince she is distracted bythe food in her hand, she does something obviously fucking retarded
winstead ofthe gas pumps, she picks upthe water hose we have for people who wanna wash thearceus it into hershel intake
one an old gas station so the pumps will give out fuel is you squeeze handle (forfilling cartons and stuff), not autoclicking kind
sshe notices a bit of bird poo on newwindow,
sstill has both hands full with food and 35% of attention to the 55% of remaining
GNC), (OH SDI] PLEASE NC), I [HINT WANNA DIE LIKE THIS
s she takes the fuel pump, and splashes with gasoline, not even looking at it, instead plowing hamface into burger
Homes inside, still chewing, pays the . 45 forthe GAS she used
water hose, drives away-
Hun outta the store and chase alter herto watch
snot even mile block, her engine starts coughing loudly and dies out
who wheezes and squeezes outta the car
knotice not holding the anymore
vwhat has replaced it?
ooh no, please dear god yes yes ITS A FUCKING
in one hand, 35% of in other, she waddles overdo front, pops hood, obviously has no idea whats going on
swaddles to trunk to get something
ash drops on back windshield
HIP‘ IN FLAMES
Phatty fell on ground, burger strewn about the pavement
coughing, back windshield on fire
s I have 311 on my cellphone open, but I haven' t said a word yet because I' m laughing too hard
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - luidias
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(03/05/2013) [-]
that was amazing
#26 - sirbrentcoe
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(03/06/2013) [-]
best green screen I've seen since fats mcgee and his retard 3. . thanks for the deep hearty laugh, OP.
User avatar #76 to #26 - mrevitcartta
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I didn't find this funny at all. Just seems kind of petty for a guy to get revenge on someone with a mental deficiency when that person probably didn't do anything with malicious intent.
#99 to #76 - sirbrentcoe
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(03/06/2013) [-]
the problem with people like you is that they automatically assume that people with mental disabilities do not know any better. I have 3 mentally disabled cousins whom I used to help take care of. Once they hit a certain age, they become cognitive of the fact that they can use their disability to get away with a lot of behaviors that us 'fully cognitive' adults would get arrested for. this kid used his disability to do whatever he wanted whenever he wanted. and the teacher had to put up with it. he fought back. end of story. you have obviously never dealt with any mentally handicapped teens before, so keep your opinion to yourself. come to me when your cousin gets suspended for beating a kid so bad he had to be hospitalized. if that were me, i would have been expelled and had charges brought up against me.
the problem with people like you is that they automatically assume that people with mental disabilities do not know any better. I have 3 mentally disabled cousins whom I used to help take care of. Once they hit a certain age, they become cognitive of the fact that they can use their disability to get away with a lot of behaviors that us 'fully cognitive' adults would get arrested for. this kid used his disability to do whatever he wanted whenever he wanted. and the teacher had to put up with it. he fought back. end of story. you have obviously never dealt with any mentally handicapped teens before, so keep your opinion to yourself. come to me when your cousin gets suspended for beating a kid so bad he had to be hospitalized. if that were me, i would have been expelled and had charges brought up against me.
User avatar #101 to #99 - mrevitcartta
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(03/08/2013) [-]
I said probably didn't know any better. Not that he outright didn't know. My friend recently quit her job as a care worker because the family she took care of knew how to take advantage of their disabilities to guilt her into things. But the fact stands that some people actually don't know better. And any form of revenge is petty in one way or another.
User avatar #62 to #26 - areialview
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I am not sure what is funnier, I died from both
#65 to #26 - jordanish
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Cannot stop laughing
Cannot stop laughing
#75 to #26 - paydend
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(03/06/2013) [-]
that was the best ever, like dear lord why haven't i read that before?
that was the best ever, like dear lord why haven't i read that before?
User avatar #96 to #26 - rshowat
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(03/06/2013) [-]
So worth the re-read...
#27 to #26 - joanriversvagina [OP]
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(03/06/2013) [-]
no worries
#17 - thenewnuggubler
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(03/06/2013) [-]
This is amazing
This is amazing
#56 to #17 - anon id: 81256571
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(03/06/2013) [-]
whoa 4chan r so edgy bro, dey cray not normal peeple dey so cool
User avatar #20 to #17 - wormman
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(03/06/2013) [-]
wut?
User avatar #21 to #20 - thenewnuggubler
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Believe it or not, this time the source actually is Boku No Pico
#23 to #21 - wormman
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(03/06/2013) [-]
the main reason that my eyebrow has raised is because those appear to be females urinating while standing, long story short im confused. yet slightly aroused.
User avatar #24 to #23 - thenewnuggubler
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(03/06/2013) [-]
They are traps. It's up to you to decide whether it makes you feel shameful or even more aroused.
#25 to #24 - wormman
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(03/06/2013) [-]
well ****.
#28 to #24 - joanriversvagina [OP]
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I'm a woman and i think traps are kind of hot.
#31 to #28 - thenewnuggubler
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I'm into futa.
I'm into futa.
#33 to #31 - joanriversvagina [OP]
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(03/06/2013) [-]
i'm not so much in to that, i just think androgyny is sexy. the dickgirls stuff is good for grossing out friends with but i don't like it otherwise. i'd say i'm hetero but i like androgynous guys who can pass for women sometimes.
User avatar #34 to #33 - thenewnuggubler
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/06/2013) [-]
Just so we're clear, I'm a guy. Porn's always gonna have a dick in it, might as well slap it on women so there aren't any hairy asses in the way. Strictly hentai, of course.
#35 to #34 - joanriversvagina [OP]
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(03/06/2013) [-]
i think the dickgirls stuff is hilarious, I love "accidentally" linking it to homophobic idiots and laughing at them when they admit it arouses them. i don't really like it though, i don't really care much for the female figure.
#36 to #35 - thenewnuggubler
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Whatever suits you. I'd prefer not to keep this discussion going, because reasons. I hope you'll understand. Have a GIF
Whatever suits you. I'd prefer not to keep this discussion going, because reasons. I hope you'll understand. Have a GIF
#44 to #36 - joanriversvagina [OP]
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(03/06/2013) [-]
i guess the appeal of it is not being able to tell their sex unless they take their undies off, something about not being able to tell and not knowing makes it appealing. it's like he german gay bars in the 1920s and 30s, people would dress in the opposite sex's clothing and pass as the opposite sex to spice p the attraction game.
#47 to #44 - thenewnuggubler
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Huh.
Huh.
#52 to #21 - weinerdick
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#84 to #21 - joanriversvagina [OP]
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(03/06/2013) [-]
ever since my weeaboo friend told me what it was i've been too scared to look up more info about it because I fear I'll end up on some kind of government watch list.
User avatar #100 to #84 - weinerdick
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User avatar #53 - coolioplasm
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(03/06/2013) [-]
LOL. Shouldn't be fat like that, if it's glandular I can respect that, but seriously, if you're fat because you just can't stop stuffing your fat cake hole, then you suck.
User avatar #61 to #53 - areialview
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Can a Glandular problem be genetic?
#98 to #61 - joanriversvagina [OP]
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(03/06/2013) [-]
i think so but in most cases it is aggravated by smoking, excessive alcohol and poor diet/lack of exercise. before being diagnosed with fibromyalgia they suspected thyroid gland problems but tests came back normal, thank Odin. I didn't even know where a thyroid is or what it was but I was scared ******** that something was wrong with it.
User avatar #63 to #53 - coolioplasm
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Suck food that is.
User avatar #68 to #53 - inomonym
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I like food as much as the next person--I am always stuffing my face.
The trick is, hit the gym if your metabolism isn't faster than your pie hole.
User avatar #71 to #68 - mrevitcartta
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(03/06/2013) [-]
If I didn't go to the gym 4 times a week i'd be 500 lbs by now.
#54 to #53 - coolioplasm
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Oh **** I typed LOL in...
Oh **** I typed LOL in...
#11 - iamphoenix
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Pic related.
User avatar #59 to #11 - jiltist
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(03/06/2013) [-]
It's kind of terrible that he called her Precious though. It's an insult to people with the HIV.
User avatar #60 to #11 - grocer
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Someone needs to make a website where you can rate all of these and have a top list. FJ comments don't cut it.
User avatar #94 to #11 - niggernazi
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(03/06/2013) [-]
that **** was better than the bible man
#18 to #11 - orangepikmin
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(03/06/2013) [-]
OH **** THIS IS HILARIOUSLY TERRIBLE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
OH **** THIS IS HILARIOUSLY TERRIBLE!!! HAHAHAHAHA
#30 to #18 - iamphoenix
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(03/06/2013) [-]
There's also this.
#40 to #30 - luidias
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(03/06/2013) [-]
wat.
User avatar #58 to #30 - jiltist
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(03/06/2013) [-]
... can that even happen?
#38 to #30 - SirSheepy
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(03/06/2013) [-]
dude. WTF.
#39 to #38 - iamphoenix
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(03/06/2013) [-]
The goose is loose.
#41 to #39 - SirSheepy
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(03/06/2013) [-]
******* seen this. still gold though
#37 to #30 - chewythewolftwo
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #42 to #11 - luidias
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I actually physically laughed at this one. thanks.
#45 to #11 - jimthesquirrelking
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(03/06/2013) [-]
this is the funniest thing I've seen on the site all week 10/10
#22 to #11 - turretbuddy
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(03/06/2013) [-]
10/10
10/10
#19 to #11 - masterchiefawesome
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(03/06/2013) [-]
that... was incredible... never has something been more worthy of being read...
that... was incredible... never has something been more worthy of being read...
#67 - pappathethird
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(03/06/2013) [-]
#48 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account**
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Replace "fat" with "hot", you'll be running up to her and help her out, and she'll have all the sympathies.
#93 to #48 - scodran
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Nobody eating such a fatass burger is hot
User avatar #50 to #48 - Hentaifan
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Nope.
Anyone who's that dumb gets laughed at no matter what.
#1 - allthelights
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(03/05/2013) [-]
So ******* beautiful
So ******* beautiful
User avatar #70 to #1 - jcdutt
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I am Dave! Yognaught and i have the balls.
User avatar #12 to #1 - oldiners
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Is that... simon?
#32 to #12 - hillbillypowpow
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(03/06/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #81 - bitchitroll
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(03/06/2013) [-]
my turn for a story

>work in restaurant
>friday night
>fatty walks in
>orders candy bar
>say we dont sell candy bars and point fatty in direction of vending machine
>5 minutes later
>go on smoke break
>see fatty in front of vending machine
>fatty drooling with rape face
>10 minutes later
>go piss
>see fatty at urinal eating candy
>see rapid arm movement from fatty
>walk out
im 99% sure he was fapping to the candy
#92 to #81 - anon id: 6a005008
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I bet.
#74 - samoaspider
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(03/06/2013) [-]
10/10 -would read again.   
   
natural selection at its finest i guess
10/10 -would read again.

natural selection at its finest i guess