Hamplanet at the gas station. Hamplanet has to fill up the car. This ends terribly, of course.. File: KB, 594x508, 1345427923021, jpg) Here' s an FPS thats been
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Hamplanet at the gas station

Hamplanet has to fill up the car. This ends terribly, of course.

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Here' s an FPS thats been posted on lo! a few times, no clue by who:
twerking counter at gas station, really boring
mes car pull up, I have a habit rewatching them fill to make sure they don' t do anything stupid (MURCA)
Fat bitch squeezes outta Honda Accord driver seat
was some kinda burger (not even kidding, a MASSIVE burger) in one hand, and a Slushie in
the other hand
derive with your elbows much?
mince she is distracted bythe food in her hand, she does something obviously ******* retarded
winstead ofthe gas pumps, she picks upthe water hose we have for people who wanna wash thearceus it into hershel intake
one an old gas station so the pumps will give out fuel is you squeeze handle (forfilling cartons and stuff), not autoclicking kind
sshe notices a bit of bird poo on newwindow,
sstill has both hands full with food and 35% of attention to the 55% of remaining
s she takes the fuel pump, and splashes with gasoline, not even looking at it, instead plowing hamface into burger
Homes inside, still chewing, pays the . 45 forthe GAS she used
water hose, drives away-
Hun outta the store and chase alter herto watch
snot even mile block, her engine starts coughing loudly and dies out
who wheezes and squeezes outta the car
knotice not holding the anymore
vwhat has replaced it?
ooh no, please dear god yes yes ITS A *******
in one hand, 35% of in other, she waddles overdo front, pops hood, obviously has no idea whats going on
swaddles to trunk to get something
ash drops on back windshield
Phatty fell on ground, burger strewn about the pavement
coughing, back windshield on fire
s I have 311 on my cellphone open, but I haven' t said a word yet because I' m laughing too hard
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Submitted: 03/05/2013
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#2 - luidias (03/05/2013) [-]
that was amazing
#26 - sirbrentcoe (03/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
best green screen I've seen since fats mcgee and his retard 3. . thanks for the deep hearty laugh, OP.
#17 - thenewnuggubler (03/06/2013) [+] (17 replies)
This is amazing
This is amazing
User avatar #21 to #20 - thenewnuggubler (03/06/2013) [-]
Believe it or not, this time the source actually is Boku No Pico
User avatar #53 - coolioplasm ONLINE (03/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
LOL. Shouldn't be fat like that, if it's glandular I can respect that, but seriously, if you're fat because you just can't stop stuffing your fat cake hole, then you suck.
#11 - iamphoenix (03/06/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Pic related.
#19 to #11 - masterchiefawesome (03/06/2013) [-]
that... was incredible... never has something been more worthy of being read...
that... was incredible... never has something been more worthy of being read...
#48 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (03/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Replace "fat" with "hot", you'll be running up to her and help her out, and she'll have all the sympathies.
#1 - allthelights (03/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So 						*******					 beautiful
So ******* beautiful
User avatar #81 - bitchitroll (03/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my turn for a story

>work in restaurant
>friday night
>fatty walks in
>orders candy bar
>say we dont sell candy bars and point fatty in direction of vending machine
>5 minutes later
>go on smoke break
>see fatty in front of vending machine
>fatty drooling with rape face
>10 minutes later
>go piss
>see fatty at urinal eating candy
>see rapid arm movement from fatty
>walk out
im 99% sure he was fapping to the candy
#74 - samoaspider (03/06/2013) [-]
10/10 -would read again.   
natural selection at its finest i guess
10/10 -would read again.

natural selection at its finest i guess
#3 - DangerToManifold (03/05/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**** , i don't mean to be like this, i really don't, but this is the internet and someone is wrong.

cigarette ash will not ignite petrol, you can put the cigarette out in petrol and it will not ignite.

User avatar #6 to #4 - Edrosty (03/06/2013) [-]
The reason you can put out a cigarette in a cup of gas is because the oxygen gets taken away from the cigarette and unlights it by the time it hits the gas. Now, this being a nice lit area out in the open with plenty of ventilation, a burning piece of cigarette could very well make it to the windshield and not get put out by fumes, especially if the cigarette ash is upwind and the fumes are being blown away from the ash.
#69 - felixjarl (03/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#49 - Reeon (03/06/2013) [-]
******* beautiful
User avatar #43 - morefunhigh (03/06/2013) [-]
Cigarette ashes can't actually light gasoline but funny anyway.
User avatar #78 - infamoustrapper (03/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
WAIT how did she splash the windshield with gasoline if she was holding the water hose?
User avatar #80 to #78 - bitchitroll (03/06/2013) [-]
hose was in gas tank and she grabbed the gas nozzle thinking it was the hose and sprayed the window
#66 - usernameistaken (03/06/2013) [-]
Dumb cunt
User avatar #57 - thisisspartah (03/06/2013) [-]
ill be laughing at this for a while,
nice post op
User avatar #102 - angelooo (03/10/2013) [-]
Gnomer Pyle is the only reason why I hate fat people, they can't do anything right, if you've seen the movie you'll understand
User avatar #83 - smokinhigh (03/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Cigarette is not hot enough to light up gas, mythbusters busted this **** .
#85 to #83 - joanriversvagina (03/06/2013) [-]
shhh just laugh at the story.
#55 - anonymous (03/06/2013) [-]
Kill all fat 'people'.
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