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Hammertime

Even if you hate this content, please don't down vote me, as this account is on the precipice of being banned ever since it got zeroed out due to a glitch.

Tags: pls | dont | kill | me
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Submitted: 04/08/2013
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#18 - Cleavland Steamer (04/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Without any milk.....
User avatar #8 - usernamespissmeoff (04/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
You know you're bored when you get to your own post from the frontpage.
User avatar #15 - lolerlaura (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would have kicked them all the fuck out as soon as he hammered the wall. Then I would have sent them the bill.

Seriously who the fuck lets their kid do that? As soon as he hammered the first thing that hammer would have been up his ass.
User avatar #6 - henryfordthegod (04/08/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Who goes through a hammer phase
#26 - likeabosslikeaboss (04/09/2013) [-]
if this were my kid
#1 - captainpatters (04/08/2013) [-]
That kid is so fucking metal
#32 - ericzxvc (04/09/2013) [-]
This is why we have mentally deranged people shooting shit up, their parents are just like "oh it's his serial killer phase"
#23 - Crusader (04/09/2013) [-]
And we now know this child as Mr. Ratburn
#37 - mrgoodlove (04/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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The little kids clock
#34 - thebobfather (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Got me at "At least he didn't touch my videogames"
#31 - slumberdonkey (04/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>"Well, when he doesn't have the hammer then he threatens to swallow a bowl full of nails."
>mfw
User avatar #55 - akkere ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
How the hell do you explain the hole in your wall to guests, even if you were to repair it which most people would just silicone the crap out of it?

"Oh, I have a deranged cousin whose parents let him cause utter destruction with a hammer.
But don't worry you won't ever see him again, I took his hammer away and he set himself on fire.

He's still alive tho.


Wanna play some Madden?"
#25 - gibroner (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if I had a kid like that I would beat him senseless
if I had a kid like that I would beat him senseless
#85 - ButtonFly ONLINE (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why didn't they just give him a fake toy hammer if he had to have a hammer so badly?
Why didn't they just give him a fake toy hammer if he had to have a hammer so badly?
#14 - icescream (04/09/2013) [-]
Wut
User avatar #33 - annogram (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've heard about getting hammered before but this is just ridiculous.
#2 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Blowing air out of my nose like I am MegaFan.
>Was going to thumb.
>Saw description.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - usernamespissmeoff (04/08/2013) [-]
This logic doesn't really make sense to me, but whatever, it's your prerogative.
User avatar #28 - illegalartist (04/09/2013) [-]
i was confused when it didnt end in hammertime
User avatar #44 - tigersstripes (04/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you don't give him a metal hammer, you give him a plastic one painted fucking grey and he with never know the god-damned difference
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