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Hammertime

Hammertime. Even if you hate this content, please don't down vote me, as this account is on the precipice of being banned ever since it got zeroed out due to a

Even if you hate this content, please don't down vote me, as this account is on the precipice of being banned ever since it got zeroed out due to a glitch.

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Submitted: 04/08/2013
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#18 - Cleavland Steamer (04/09/2013) [-]
Without any milk.....
User avatar #89 to #18 - epicfailguysbuddy (04/09/2013) [-]
Tonight's FJ community is making me laugh my ass off I love this so much...

seriously this site has been disappointing me for a while
User avatar #105 to #89 - usernamespissmeoff (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm looking back at all these old comments and getting nostalgic.
Man, things sure went downhill later in 2013, didn't they?
User avatar #15 - lolerlaura (04/09/2013) [-]
I would have kicked them all the **** out as soon as he hammered the wall. Then I would have sent them the bill.

Seriously who the **** lets their kid do that? As soon as he hammered the first thing that hammer would have been up his ass.
#35 to #15 - lazragoon (04/09/2013) [-]
My kid wouldn't make it to the point of getting hold of a hammer, and if he broke anything with anything on purpose, the broken particles would be shoved up his ass.
#26 - likeabosslikeaboss (04/09/2013) [-]
if this were my kid
#32 - ericzxvc (04/09/2013) [-]
This is why we have mentally deranged people shooting **** up, their parents are just like "oh it's his serial killer phase"
#23 - Crusader (04/09/2013) [-]
And we now know this child as Mr. Ratburn
User avatar #6 - henryfordthegod (04/08/2013) [-]
Who goes through a hammer phase
#20 to #6 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
men.
#83 to #20 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
Extremest Feminist Lesbians?
User avatar #45 to #6 - coolcalx (04/09/2013) [-]
Stanley Kirk Burrell did.
User avatar #49 to #45 - henryfordthegod (04/09/2013) [-]
He was a man
User avatar #50 to #49 - coolcalx (04/09/2013) [-]
He was Mc Hammer.
User avatar #51 to #50 - henryfordthegod (04/09/2013) [-]
but not a phase
User avatar #66 to #51 - coolcalx (04/09/2013) [-]
it lasted quite a while.
User avatar #104 to #66 - henryfordthegod (04/09/2013) [-]
still
User avatar #12 to #6 - torchrose (04/08/2013) [-]
That kid
User avatar #24 to #17 - torchrose (04/09/2013) [-]
Reasons
User avatar #41 to #24 - henryfordthegod (04/09/2013) [-]
that are words
#37 - mrgoodlove (04/09/2013) [-]
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The little kids clock
User avatar #39 to #37 - psykobear (04/09/2013) [-]
Stop... hammer time.
User avatar #42 to #39 - mrgoodlove (04/09/2013) [-]
IT'S ALWAYS HAMMERTIME!!!
#97 to #42 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
****		 yeah, 			************		!
**** yeah, ************ !
#31 - slumberdonkey (04/09/2013) [-]
>"Well, when he doesn't have the hammer then he threatens to swallow a bowl full of nails."
>mfw
User avatar #38 to #31 - lolerlaura (04/09/2013) [-]
I'd say let the little **** try. That would teach him.
#53 to #31 - furtehlulz (04/09/2013) [-]
i too turn into jesus and laugh when people threaten to eat nails
#58 to #53 - slumberdonkey (04/09/2013) [-]
We should watch children consume nails. Together. Forever
#1 - captainpatters (04/08/2013) [-]
That kid is so ******* metal
User avatar #8 - usernamespissmeoff (04/08/2013) [-]
You know you're bored when you get to your own post from the frontpage.
User avatar #106 to #8 - usernamespissmeoff (01/07/2014) [-]
Douchiest comment ever.
#43 to #8 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
thumbed down, hope you get b&

i don't know why though
User avatar #60 to #43 - zorororonoa (04/09/2013) [-]
And I hope you get banned
#65 to #60 - fergferg (04/09/2013) [-]
it's anonymous...
User avatar #90 to #65 - trollwoopnazi (04/09/2013) [-]
I think you can get IP banned as anon, not sure though
User avatar #99 to #65 - zorororonoa (04/09/2013) [-]
Exactly my point, all anons should be banned
User avatar #55 - akkere (04/09/2013) [-]
How the hell do you explain the hole in your wall to guests, even if you were to repair it which most people would just silicone the crap out of it?

"Oh, I have a deranged cousin whose parents let him cause utter destruction with a hammer.
But don't worry you won't ever see him again, I took his hammer away and he set himself on fire.

He's still alive tho.


Wanna play some Madden?"
#85 - ButtonFly ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Why didn't they just give him a fake toy hammer if he had to have a hammer so badly?
Why didn't they just give him a fake toy hammer if he had to have a hammer so badly?
User avatar #100 to #85 - coolcalx (04/09/2013) [-]
my brother and I used to walk around our house with a plastic hammer and pretend to knock the building down.

we were interesting people.
#14 - icescream (04/09/2013) [-]
Wut
User avatar #33 - annogram (04/09/2013) [-]
I've heard about getting hammered before but this is just ridiculous.
#64 to #33 - blokrokker (04/09/2013) [-]
You go sit in the corner and think about what you just said.   
   
   
   
   
I nearly choked on my water, good one.
You go sit in the corner and think about what you just said.




I nearly choked on my water, good one.
User avatar #28 - illegalartist (04/09/2013) [-]
i was confused when it didnt end in hammertime
User avatar #44 - tigersstripes (04/09/2013) [-]
you don't give him a metal hammer, you give him a plastic one painted ******* grey and he with never know the god-damned difference
#88 - xxangelisxx (04/09/2013) [-]
That is one of the most metal things I've read today.
That is one of the most metal things I've read today.
#62 - wilfredfanforever (04/09/2013) [-]
"Well, when he doesn't have the hammer, he threatens to swallow a bowl of nails."   
Lost my 			****
"Well, when he doesn't have the hammer, he threatens to swallow a bowl of nails."
Lost my ****
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