Gretel. . a be ‘IE a at party a (1/ 10 girl is drunk as a lachance. ) t; we are bathromm. a "i have my period we can an sometihing else" a i prepare to a or a s
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Gretel

a be ‘IE
a at party
a (1/ 10 girl is drunk as ****
a lachance. )
t; we are bathromm.
a "i have my period we can an sometihing else"
a i prepare to a or
a she bends over and spread her ass
withthe, gpl
a cum inside
a i sit on the cropper's rest
she walks outside.
s? she' s a skirt with: -at pantie's
a she start dropping a trail ******
she doesn' t notice
Jo keep walking keep making a trail
day after
a he at school
3 everyone new can her‘ Gretel'
a in 1 month she !ost half her weight and look like a skeleton
she quits school!
Cy never saw her again
3 years later
he we wanting my dog in the park
a raise my head
she stands there with her parents 2 meters from .
she' s new a gigantic whale
a she notice me and stops
a keep staring at me
got
u don' t mow what to say
a anon say something forsook sake
a "you eould' iae we it was chocolate"
3 she hits on her knees and start crying
o her dart start chasing me while screaming
a my dog doesn' t -defend me and outrun roe
Cs mm I realize my dog is an asshole
From that day i stopped playing with my dog and **** , he doesn' t even greets me anymore: has always with my mom now.
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Submitted: 06/30/2012
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#61 - goldenkangaroo (07/01/2012) [-]
Is this your dog?
User avatar #9 - torchrose (06/30/2012) [-]
Lost it at "Could've said it was chocolate"
#106 - sefercil (07/01/2012) [-]
which is why you wear panties. nobody wants yo nasty ass pussy juices on their couch or chairs.
which is why you wear panties. nobody wants yo nasty ass pussy juices on their couch or chairs.
User avatar #34 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
MFW when I realize why they called her "Gretel"
#39 to #34 - John Cena (06/30/2012) [-]
I still don't get why... help please?
User avatar #42 to #39 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
Hansel and Gretel left a trail of bread crumbs.
#43 to #42 - John Cena (06/30/2012) [-]
That's both hilarious and disgusting. Wow. Thanks though :)
#37 to #34 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 - gogstarr (06/30/2012) [-]
my dog is an asshole and doesn't defend me either   
   
   
little 			****		...
my dog is an asshole and doesn't defend me either


little **** ...
User avatar #49 to #15 - jokeface (06/30/2012) [-]
thumbing for the gif. i loved that show
User avatar #65 - Yojimbo (07/01/2012) [-]
You know why I love funnyjunk? It's like a 4chan filter, people take the funniest stories, and you don't have to surf through pages of gore and dicks. Thank you funnyjunk!
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#94 to #69 - Yojimbo (07/01/2012) [-]
Hi, first off, nice use of big words, had a hard time deciphering (< Whoa, I can do it too!) those. Secondly, what are you talking about? Unless you are telling me this post came from Reddit, you pulled the Reddit topic out of your ass. I never claimed FJ came up with funny posts before Reddit, so it would seem you're a bit confused. I think you've misinterpreted me, sir.
#75 to #69 - John Cena (07/01/2012) [-]
Yes, Reddit, Tumblr, and 4chan post a lot of funny things that we take and post here, but what he's saying is that he's glad people sift through the dumb **** and nasty stuff to get to the funny because FJ cant come up with **** .
#73 to #69 - pinpointpickle (07/01/2012) [-]
die in a hole redditfag
User avatar #92 to #69 - Chileangod (07/01/2012) [-]
its kinda true and sad at the sametime... but fj has their own gems as well
User avatar #110 to #65 - swagtoast (07/01/2012) [-]
Why exactly is that a good thing? In all honesty, the concept you gace just makes funnyjunk seem like pussies.
User avatar #104 to #65 - dustyshane (07/01/2012) [-]
Don't forget trap threads.
#84 to #65 - Z A H A (07/01/2012) [-]
i know exactly what you mean bro
i know exactly what you mean bro
User avatar #5 to #4 - bchewey (06/30/2012) [-]
literally
#6 to #5 - grwgoski (06/30/2012) [-]
that's the joke
#22 - parasiticpsycho (06/30/2012) [-]
that was hilarious and strange. just like this gif
that was hilarious and strange. just like this gif
#25 to #22 - suckysuckygaygay (06/30/2012) [-]
Or this one
Or this one
#40 to #25 - ryapr (06/30/2012) [-]
or better
or better
#26 to #25 - parasiticpsycho (06/30/2012) [-]
or this one
or this one
#35 to #26 - rjgnal ONLINE (06/30/2012) [-]
can anyone beat this? lawl
can anyone beat this? lawl
#41 to #35 - parasiticpsycho (06/30/2012) [-]
perhaps...?
perhaps...?
User avatar #48 to #41 - jokeface (06/30/2012) [-]
that looks like one of the bumps from Super Late Fun Time
User avatar #52 to #48 - parasiticpsycho (06/30/2012) [-]
i have never seen that but it could be
User avatar #53 to #52 - jokeface (06/30/2012) [-]
it's the late night part of Comedy Central. like what Adult Swim is to Cartoon Network.
User avatar #55 to #53 - parasiticpsycho (07/01/2012) [-]
interesting. thank you for the information
User avatar #56 to #55 - jokeface (07/01/2012) [-]
no prob
#17 - John Cena (06/30/2012) [-]
The dog knew all along.
User avatar #14 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
>I stopped playing with my dog
I feel sorry for his dog
It doesn't always know what to do in certain situations
#8 - rainbowshurrburt (06/30/2012) [-]
I lost it when i saw her nickname was gretel XD
User avatar #10 to #8 - vomitjar (06/30/2012) [-]
sauce pls!
User avatar #36 - thepalmtoptiger (06/30/2012) [-]
>never saw her again

3 years later

>I see her again

...ok guy.
#32 - jakerfv (06/30/2012) [-]
I guess you could say she was.....

*puts on glasses*

Full of **** .

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
#13 - yentabear (06/30/2012) [-]
******* dog.. I prefer pokemon.
User avatar #19 - redJericho (06/30/2012) [-]
"from the day I stopped playing with my dog and **** "

Yeah, I don't play with my **** anymore either.
#95 - John Cena (07/01/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6170170 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw this happens to me
#115 to #95 - John Cena (07/01/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at I'll still call him Marshall Law **
#111 to #95 - ApocalypseKing (07/01/2012) [-]
good roll sir
#60 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (07/01/2012) [-]
LEAVE GRETEL ALONE!!!!
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