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Gretel

a be ‘IE
a at party
a (1/ 10 girl is drunk as ****
a lachance. )
t; we are bathromm.
a "i have my period we can an sometihing else"
a i prepare to a or
a she bends over and spread her ass
withthe, gpl
a cum inside
a i sit on the cropper's rest
she walks outside.
s? she' s a skirt with: -at pantie's
a she start dropping a trail ******
she doesn' t notice
Jo keep walking keep making a trail
day after
a he at school
3 everyone new can her‘ Gretel'
a in 1 month she !ost half her weight and look like a skeleton
she quits school!
Cy never saw her again
3 years later
he we wanting my dog in the park
a raise my head
she stands there with her parents 2 meters from .
she' s new a gigantic whale
a she notice me and stops
a keep staring at me
got
u don' t mow what to say
a anon say something forsook sake
a "you eould' iae we it was chocolate"
3 she hits on her knees and start crying
o her dart start chasing me while screaming
a my dog doesn' t -defend me and outrun roe
Cs mm I realize my dog is an asshole
From that day i stopped playing with my dog and ****, he doesn' t even greets me anymore: has always with my mom now.
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#65 - Yojimbo
Reply +64
(07/01/2012) [-]
You know why I love funnyjunk? It's like a 4chan filter, people take the funniest stories, and you don't have to surf through pages of gore and dicks. Thank you funnyjunk!
#69 to #65 - Crazyincomments
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#94 to #69 - Yojimbo
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(07/01/2012) [-]
Hi, first off, nice use of big words, had a hard time deciphering (< Whoa, I can do it too!) those. Secondly, what are you talking about? Unless you are telling me this post came from Reddit, you pulled the Reddit topic out of your ass. I never claimed FJ came up with funny posts before Reddit, so it would seem you're a bit confused. I think you've misinterpreted me, sir.
#75 to #69 - anon
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(07/01/2012) [-]
Yes, Reddit, Tumblr, and 4chan post a lot of funny things that we take and post here, but what he's saying is that he's glad people sift through the dumb **** and nasty stuff to get to the funny because FJ cant come up with ****.
#73 to #69 - pinpointpickle
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(07/01/2012) [-]
die in a hole redditfag
#92 to #69 - Chileangod
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(07/01/2012) [-]
its kinda true and sad at the sametime... but fj has their own gems as well
#110 to #65 - swagtoast
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(07/01/2012) [-]
Why exactly is that a good thing? In all honesty, the concept you gace just makes funnyjunk seem like pussies.
#104 to #65 - dustyshane
Reply +4
(07/01/2012) [-]
Don't forget trap threads.
#84 to #65 - Z A H A
Reply +13
(07/01/2012) [-]
i know exactly what you mean bro
i know exactly what you mean bro
#4 - grwgoski
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(06/30/2012) [-]
#5 to #4 - bchewey
Reply +6
(06/30/2012) [-]
literally
#6 to #5 - grwgoski
Reply +55
(06/30/2012) [-]
that's the joke
#57 - potatotown
Reply +48
(07/01/2012) [-]
#61 - goldenkangaroo
Reply +36
(07/01/2012) [-]
Is this your dog?
#62 to #61 - chiefmartinbrody
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(07/01/2012) [-]
#74 to #62 - pinpointpickle
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(07/01/2012) [-]
#100 to #74 - rauz
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#103 to #100 - pinpointpickle
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#50 - cbaileyx
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(06/30/2012) [-]
#32 - jakerfv
Reply +24
(06/30/2012) [-]
I guess you could say she was.....

*puts on glasses*

Full of ****.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
#67 to #32 - rel
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(07/01/2012) [-]
#34 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
Reply +22
(06/30/2012) [-]
MFW when I realize why they called her "Gretel"
#39 to #34 - anon
Reply 0
(06/30/2012) [-]
I still don't get why... help please?
#42 to #39 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
Reply +21
(06/30/2012) [-]
Hansel and Gretel left a trail of bread crumbs.
#43 to #42 - anon
Reply 0
(06/30/2012) [-]
That's both hilarious and disgusting. Wow. Thanks though :)
#37 to #34 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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(06/30/2012) [-]
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#106 - sefercil
Reply +21
(07/01/2012) [-]
which is why you wear panties. nobody wants yo nasty ass pussy juices on their couch or chairs.
which is why you wear panties. nobody wants yo nasty ass pussy juices on their couch or chairs.
#15 - gogstarr
Reply +20
(06/30/2012) [-]
my dog is an asshole and doesn't defend me either   
   
   
little ****...
my dog is an asshole and doesn't defend me either


little ****...
#49 to #15 - jokeface
Reply 0
(06/30/2012) [-]
thumbing for the gif. i loved that show
#8 - rainbowshurrburt
Reply +20
(06/30/2012) [-]
I lost it when i saw her nickname was gretel XD
#10 to #8 - vomitjar
Reply -2
(06/30/2012) [-]
sauce pls!