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File: 1359324_ -( 86 ks, 816x816, _ shiit, jpg)
we 15. virgin, not fat er ugly
met a text hem masking ifl want to came dyer
met dyer. m canes home
same hot Halloween outfit ( but )
Esp what' s up" I say
aha replies "oh, I' ll tell ) LI what' s going to be up soon"
scrabs me bythe belt and pulls me upstairs
met in her ream. she instantly starts taking off drjeans
mulls out my raging boner and starts licking it
ralphy mode engaged out of nowhere
mush her an the bed, rip her outfit off and just start ******* her
omfg amazing, just like how I imagined it"
the fact that she fantasized about me ******* verlust makes **** her harder
OOMG YEAH **** ME
spuddenly her dad walks in
*****
hearth's cause she was screaming tee much
mad gives me the leak ma suicide bomberboy moment before he explodes
pstart putting jeans en as fast as I can
she deosn' t waste anytime and grabs me bythe neck
STOP IT"
scarfy breathe, feel like this is it far me
me out newwindow
is everywhere
cripped jeans, skin was showing
shat night, wind was blowing
Wehere yum think going, baby?
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#48 - PurpleStuff (02/20/2013) [-]
My favorite 4chan post
#221 to #48 - superluca (02/21/2013) [-]
******* lost it at "45 hit combo"
User avatar #419 to #221 - PurpleStuff (02/21/2013) [-]
Haha thats where i alwasys lose it too
User avatar #50 to #48 - winsauceiswin (02/20/2013) [-]
did math to thumb this up
worth it
#178 - aerosol (02/20/2013) [-]
"holysweetpadre4giveme"
#18 - Rukioish ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
I'll enjoy this again tonight when it's on the front page.
I'll enjoy this again tonight when it's on the front page.
#214 to #18 - koocluks (02/20/2013) [-]
its night time baby
its night time baby
#185 - comehonorfacetwice (02/20/2013) [-]
My favorite
#413 to #185 - cohz (02/21/2013) [-]
Seriously my stomach hurts from laughing, thumb for you fine sir
User avatar #198 to #185 - doku (02/20/2013) [-]
Just had a laugh-orgasm and this isn't even my first time seeing it. OTL
#97 - mrawesomepotato (02/20/2013) [-]
11.5/10 Would teach to orphans.
11.5/10 Would teach to orphans.
#4 - gatodelfuego (02/20/2013) [-]
10/10 like skyrim with guns
10/10 like skyrim with guns
User avatar #322 to #4 - mishaestrin (02/21/2013) [-]
Like guns with skyrim
User avatar #23 to #4 - europe (02/20/2013) [-]
so... fallout?
User avatar #82 to #23 - wellfuckmylife (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh, please! Don't start!
#148 to #23 - pooplol (02/20/2013) [-]
no, far cry 3
#149 to #148 - europe (02/20/2013) [-]
what am I looking at? the only thing that comes to mind is "be advised".
User avatar #151 to #149 - pooplol (02/20/2013) [-]
jim carrey in sexy underwear
#174 to #4 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
I think guns would make Skyrim worse.

Please don't hurt me
#103 - iliketires (02/20/2013) [-]
Just once I want a real story without any song lyrics or dinosaurs.
Just once I want a real story without any song lyrics or dinosaurs.
User avatar #136 to #103 - dagreatmax (02/20/2013) [-]
It wouldn't be on frontpage then. Dinosaurs,spaghetti and song lyrics are way funnier than a true story.
User avatar #216 to #103 - anthraxpotato (02/20/2013) [-]
yh man and i was just getting so much into this one, the end just completly ruined it....
#104 to #103 - DrollHumor ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Once upon a time, man asked for something.
And he received it.
The end.

Also, a sammich.
#207 to #201 - joeledo (02/20/2013) [-]
MY SANDVICH
#39 - atheistzilla (02/20/2013) [-]
this whas the best one i read in a while.


<< another tale from the magic land of 4chan
User avatar #415 to #39 - moevleboevle (02/21/2013) [-]
IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT JEFF IS GONE! ARE YOU ******* SORRY!?
#416 to #415 - atheistzilla (02/21/2013) [-]
have this
have this
#107 to #39 - seymourtets (02/20/2013) [-]
I CAN'T BREATHE
I CAN'T BREATHE
#196 to #186 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh god my sides.
#193 - greenthegunstar (02/20/2013) [-]
<His face when her dad walks in
#192 - nunc (02/20/2013) [-]
i 			*******		 lost it at   
&gt;holysweetpadre4givme
i ******* lost it at
>holysweetpadre4givme
#300 - incognitto ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
**incognitto rolled a random image posted in comment #143 at dammit disney ** DFW
#383 to #300 - dukebeast (02/21/2013) [-]
>roll image
>Gabe Newell
>Comment number 300
>3+0+0=3
>Half-life 3 confirmed
User avatar #302 to #300 - Yojimbo (02/21/2013) [-]
Sweet roll
#143 - rosservelt (02/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#98 - ffffyou (02/20/2013) [-]
This image has expired
This was perfect. Also this is my face after I finished reading
#101 to #98 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
what is this from?
User avatar #115 to #101 - snakefire (02/20/2013) [-]
I could be horribly mistaken, but it looks like "It's always sunny in Philadelphia"
#121 to #115 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
**** YOU SNAKEFIRE I WANT YOU DEAD AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF FLYING ***** !
#237 to #122 - worthlessanonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
it's ok, i still like you snakefire
User avatar #119 to #115 - thesadassasin (02/20/2013) [-]
You are. It's from a youtubegroup called "waverlyflams". They are so awesome, check them out.
User avatar #96 - budbrown ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
**budbrown rolls 88** /100
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User avatar #309 to #96 - alltimetens (02/21/2013) [-]
**alltimetens rolls 447** /100
User avatar #108 to #96 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
close enough, I'll thumb.
#3 - nyj (02/20/2013) [-]
#11 - bigpear (02/20/2013) [-]
10/10
10/10
#342 - nadapadawan (02/21/2013) [-]
When I read "Ripped Jeans"...
+11
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+3
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#328 to #321 - umadproblemm (02/21/2013) [-]
This....was.....BEAUTIFUL.
This....was.....BEAUTIFUL.
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