GhostJerky.... . Anonymous 12/ 31/ ) No. File: -( 21 KB, 413x395, image, jpg) at grandfather' s house for thanksgiving somehow gets his hands on 2 ghost pepper  beef jerky highschool 4Chan
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GhostJerky...

Anonymous 12/ 31/ ) No.
File: -( 21 KB, 413x395, image, jpg)
at grandfather' s house for thanksgiving
somehow gets his hands on 2 ghost pepper
plants
skives us both ofthem
ea little less than a month passes
and I start making furyeagle batch
for Christmas
woth plants are still healthy
wet an idea
mmake some ghost pepper extract
wot a little in theberry seasoning
pnly like a drop orowo because it' s so hot
mmake special piece for kid I hate (his name was Nick)
we seasoning, just extract
we day alter Christmas break
lifting starts for football
wring bag of regularneega, and the special piece
swam all my friends, and my coach finds out
we hates Nick as much as me so he doesn' t care
pstart handing out all theberry
shtick is a fucking Hardass
measily 315 pounds at 15 years old
biomes waddling over in typical land whale fashion
wegs me for a piece like he hasn' t eaten in a month
swarm him to watch out because it' s a little spicy
tootally disregards my warning and eats the whole piece at once
Mme along with the entire weight room start laughing
we looks around all confused
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL LAUGHING ATE?"
we starts sweating
rafter a few seconds he starts screaming and falls to the :) or
Hm laughing so hard I' m about to throw up
we gets up and runs into the locker room to the
we slips on the tile in the hallway and hits his head on the :) or
wow laughing so hard I' m scared I' m going to pass out
we lays there and screams while I gather myself enough to finish my lift
west day
calls me into his office
beliefes story I tell him about that piece slipping in that bag by mistake
nick didn' t fuck with anybody anymore
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