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ll KNOW THAT FEEL BRO / : 42:
Greentext story time guys. Every time
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So this girl I know likes this guy I
know but he' s been oblivious to all of
her signals, what mes she have tn
do to tell him she likes him?'
l don' t know, just tell him she likes
Like, 'l like you? just like that'?"
awash pretty much"
l like yen."
Yeah, like that."
l like you."
Yeah tell her to tell him that and she should be all set."
Eeis
amt like you
Yup, youve got it, Ere mom' s making pizza rolls"
She avoided me like the plague since.
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#3 - insanepyromania (04/14/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ
#5 to #3 - dildodude (04/14/2014) [-]
that too
that too
#16 - deadlockr (04/14/2014) [-]
What about the old lickaroo?
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User avatar #98 to #16 - HEADSHOTyou (04/15/2014) [-]
THE WINDOWS 98 SOUND.....I ******* LOST IT SO HARD!!
#132 to #98 - SirMartin (04/15/2014) [-]
Jesus 			*******		 christ!
Microsoft Windows 98 Shutdown Sound

Jesus ******* christ!
User avatar #215 to #132 - fukkendragonite (04/15/2014) [-]
I couldn't hear it in my head, all I could hear was the XP shutdown sound and then when I realised that was the wrong one I couldn't get it out my head.

Microsoft Windows XP Shutdown Sound
#131 to #16 - SirMartin (04/15/2014) [-]
I may be stupid to ask... but what is Lickaroo?
User avatar #171 to #131 - puscasu (04/15/2014) [-]
I am fairly sure it means oral.
#94 to #16 - fackyazombies (04/15/2014) [-]
That sound just played in everyones head as they read the ending
User avatar #138 to #94 - fzjoss (04/15/2014) [-]
My head played the xp one cuz i didnt knew the windows 98 one im a young fag
#164 to #138 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2,822**

Me too, actually.
#285 to #164 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8,342** that was a close one
#39 - cupotruth (04/15/2014) [-]
OH DEAR LORD I KEEP READING THESE STORIES   
   
HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE REAL   
   
HOW
OH DEAR LORD I KEEP READING THESE STORIES

HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE REAL

HOW
#87 to #39 - smasselski (04/15/2014) [-]
seriously.
User avatar #309 to #39 - osimonmagus (04/15/2014) [-]
>all stories on this website are works of fiction
>only a dumb cunt would believe this ****

it's literally the motto of the ******* image board.
User avatar #314 to #309 - cupotruth (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm talking about the stories on this site.

Those are up for grabs on truth or not.

Honestly I hope not.
#245 to #39 - catpisser (04/15/2014) [-]
Better .gif for you friend
Better .gif for you friend
User avatar #151 to #116 - whyamieventrying (04/15/2014) [-]
That is just a disguise so that other people don't freak out like you did
#135 to #20 - sposadox (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm scared to read that, I don't want to feel the pain of spaghetti.
User avatar #208 to #20 - gharshi (04/15/2014) [-]
How the **** do you even manage to **** it up this bad? like she gave him a dick ton of opportunities to fix what he said and he still ****** it up
User avatar #243 to #20 - tostito (04/15/2014) [-]
okay... why the spaghetti thing?
jesus
User avatar #25 to #20 - sexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
I can never tell which is the dude or which is the chick in this one. At the end it seems like the unhighlighted text is the dude, but in the beginning it seems like the pink text is the dude.
User avatar #32 to #25 - shooptube (04/15/2014) [-]
Pink is definitely the girl
User avatar #291 to #20 - mrgordons (04/15/2014) [-]
OMG reading this made me feel like I had to apologise to every girl ive ever talked to. my God he blew it so hard...
#136 to #20 - SirMartin (04/15/2014) [-]
IF I HAD A GUN IN MY HAND I WOULD SHOOT MY SCREEN!!!
IF I HAD A GUN IN MY HAND I WOULD SHOOT MY SCREEN!!!
User avatar #23 to #20 - myfourthaccount (04/15/2014) [-]
I...I don't even...
He had so many opportunities to save it too it's just ...sad
#34 to #20 - mattdoggy (04/15/2014) [-]
Holy   
Hell   
I just...I mean   
How could this happen   
burn them. Burn them all. BURN THEM ALL. BURN THEM ALL.
Holy
Hell
I just...I mean
How could this happen
burn them. Burn them all. BURN THEM ALL. BURN THEM ALL.
#107 to #20 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
That physically hurt to read
#21 to #20 - mikasuh (04/14/2014) [-]
"I think you're pockets just beat out Italy as the top producer of spaghetti"
"I think you're pockets just beat out Italy as the top producer of spaghetti"
#12 - dangler (04/14/2014) [-]
Mfw 			*******		 pizza rolls
Mfw ******* pizza rolls
User avatar #40 to #12 - hopporto (04/15/2014) [-]
This is ******* beautiful.
#27 to #12 - rokulda ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
omfg this gif is so smooth
omfg this gif is so smooth
#100 to #27 - neverforgetthedick (04/15/2014) [-]
we should make this like the spherical posts
we should make this like the spherical posts
#37 to #27 - acivcrusader (04/15/2014) [-]
120 fps per second!!!
User avatar #43 to #37 - spceinvdr (04/15/2014) [-]
feet per second per second

Is this a reference to RIP in peace?
#71 to #43 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
frames per second...?
User avatar #73 to #71 - spceinvdr (04/15/2014) [-]
oops. too much physics is bad for a boy. Derp
#49 to #43 - acivcrusader (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, though i was a little disappointed at the fact nobody tried to correct me.
#50 to #49 - acivcrusader (04/15/2014) [-]
At the fact that* Now i have to correct myself
User avatar #51 to #50 - spceinvdr (04/15/2014) [-]
I almost ******* fell for it though
#57 to #51 - acivcrusader (04/15/2014) [-]
i guess i almost succeeded then.
User avatar #58 to #57 - spceinvdr (04/15/2014) [-]
almost only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades
User avatar #189 to #58 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/15/2014) [-]
"Close shoots no hares" -Swedish proverb.
#59 to #58 - acivcrusader (04/15/2014) [-]
Then i suppose i have to use this.
#89 to #66 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Space isn't the only thing getting invaded tonight, you vowel-hating scum.
Space isn't the only thing getting invaded tonight, you vowel-hating scum.
User avatar #90 to #89 - spceinvdr (04/15/2014) [-]
1v1 m fgt rl

ll fckn ct btch

cm fght m nggr

wanted a unique username without numbers, I love oney cartoons
#129 - SirMartin (04/15/2014) [-]
Never been cock blocked (Never had a chance to be cock-blocked)
User avatar #41 - Decode (04/15/2014) [-]
More feels inbound, my own cockblocking story:
> Be me, 19 years old at the time.
> Been talking to a 9/10 for 2 years now, we were close.
> Japanese, petite, lived for video games and anime, yet somehow managed to keep her tight ass.
> We did everything together, people always assumed we were a couple despite me being a 6/10 (on a good day) white boy.
> Playing Left for Dead 2 one day, guy starts to get aggressive with her when she shoots down all his advances.
> Alpha mode engaged, begin arguing with the guy to **** off, finally manage to get him to leave.
> Decode...you...thank you...
> "Nah no problem, that guy was an asshole anyways"
> Yeah, but the way you stood up for me.. I've wanted to say this for awhile, I really like you Decode..
> *Oblivious* "Yeah I really like you too, now back to the game"
> No Decode, I mean I love you, you mean the world to me and I want us to be together like this forever..
> *So ******* oblivious* "As long as we know each other, it'll always be like this. I love you too, like a sister!"
> Like a sister
> LIKE A SISTER
> o-oh..yeah..I love you...like a brother too..

Played the rest of the match, she was completely silent and I didn't know why. She stopped hanging around me/talking to me bit by bit, then eventually we no longer talked.

It wasn't until a year or so later that a mutual friend of ours told me she wanted to date me, but told him that I only ever saw her as "a sister" so she gave up. I honestly did love her would had loved to dated her, but I was so beta and oblivious I literally thought there was no chance in hell she'd want to be with me, even when she was using goddamn fireworks a billboards as signs that she liked me
User avatar #261 to #41 - savyx (04/15/2014) [-]
If this IS true, then dude, it's never too late.
#69 to #41 - rgarnett (04/15/2014) [-]
I hope to god this is true. Laughing too hard right now man, I bet that stings in hindsight.
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#161 to #41 - snaigen (04/15/2014) [-]
At first I was like: Damn you Tyrone, you 			******		 up EVERYTHING   
But then I read the comments and I can laugh again..   
   
I've never seen so much betaness
At first I was like: Damn you Tyrone, you ****** up EVERYTHING
But then I read the comments and I can laugh again..

I've never seen so much betaness
#157 to #41 - legitimately (04/15/2014) [-]
Come on man... I mean, seriously, the ****
User avatar #139 to #41 - fzjoss (04/15/2014) [-]
Dude... do you know how ******* HARD is to find a girl like that, and you BLEW IT? Brb, im going to smash some **** .
#185 to #41 - freemanareso (04/15/2014) [-]
Did you have a stroke during this or something? I think a new level of obliviousness was created by you.
Did you have a stroke during this or something? I think a new level of obliviousness was created by you.
User avatar #163 to #41 - kievaughnb (04/15/2014) [-]
I ******* hate past you so much right now and I hope you do too.
User avatar #82 to #41 - awesomeruben (04/15/2014) [-]
This made me want to ******* punch a wall what the **** dude
User avatar #141 to #82 - fzjoss (04/15/2014) [-]
I feel you bro
User avatar #46 to #41 - cards (04/15/2014) [-]
God ******* dammit dude.
#60 to #41 - ultimatefusion (04/15/2014) [-]
Holy **** man, you´ve must of been completely mega beta or some **** at that point.
#84 to #41 - tehbanana (04/15/2014) [-]
Dude, you went to a whole new level, you put her in the sisterzone
#118 to #41 - sitchblappings (04/15/2014) [-]
You... Holy 			****		 bro.   
   
I've never been so emotionally upset from reading a beta story until now.   
   
I'll be back, just need to lay my dick on some dry ice to cool off.
You... Holy **** bro.

I've never been so emotionally upset from reading a beta story until now.

I'll be back, just need to lay my dick on some dry ice to cool off.
#180 to #41 - itbelongstocat (04/15/2014) [-]
wtf man...   
i know you were beta friend but why don't you just chase her back?? (if she's still single )
wtf man...
i know you were beta friend but why don't you just chase her back?? (if she's still single )
#149 to #41 - carlonord ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
I don't know what I'm feeling...
#219 to #41 - peyko (04/15/2014) [-]
**peyko rolled image** Mfw this story. Pic so related. 			********		 wtf man. Why are you gonna be like that?
**peyko rolled image** Mfw this story. Pic so related. ******** wtf man. Why are you gonna be like that?
#184 to #41 - PurpleStuff (04/15/2014) [-]
You... You're just ******* with me.
You poor bastard
User avatar #140 to #41 - fzjoss (04/15/2014) [-]
**fzjoss rolls 626,588,830** I dont have any idea of where do you live, but where i live finding someone like that is like... well, its easier to roll 9 exact numbers in a row twice in the same post.
User avatar #209 to #41 - gharshi (04/15/2014) [-]
that's so beta it's actually alpha. you unintentionally friendzoned her.
User avatar #327 to #41 - psykobear (04/20/2014) [-]
Find out where she's gonna be and find her. Run up, grab her, and ******* kiss her. Even if she's in a relationship, she'll most likely end it from what I read.
User avatar #194 to #41 - kievaughnb (04/15/2014) [-]
I pasted this on 4chan and they're raging
User avatar #199 to #194 - Decode (04/15/2014) [-]
actually. I just want to see the link, post pls?
User avatar #315 to #199 - kievaughnb (04/15/2014) [-]
Ah, **** . I could post it again. Idk if it 404'd.
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User avatar #48 to #41 - colonelvanillahawk (04/15/2014) [-]
**** you dude, you stopped something nice and it makes me sad. I'm gonna go cry now.
#30 - mattdoggy (04/15/2014) [-]
The ancients howled in the dead tongues not breathed by man when they foresaw this day, i've blocked myself plenty of times but that is just painful   
>be 15 or so   
>hanging out with a girl i like and a guy friend   
>we are riding around town with my mom getting everything we need to get   
>eventually later in the evening we ride home and i help her get out   
>i walk her to the door and she has her hands full   
>she leans in to me, closes her eyes, and puckers up   
>i think "that's weird"   
>i pat her on the shoulder and say "see you later bud" before opening the door for her   
>i make it half way back to the car when i wake up   
>it feels like someone who unloaded a cold bucket of water on my head   
>i get back in the car and my mom just asks "so have you told her that you're gay yet"   
>they never let me live it down
The ancients howled in the dead tongues not breathed by man when they foresaw this day, i've blocked myself plenty of times but that is just painful
>be 15 or so
>hanging out with a girl i like and a guy friend
>we are riding around town with my mom getting everything we need to get
>eventually later in the evening we ride home and i help her get out
>i walk her to the door and she has her hands full
>she leans in to me, closes her eyes, and puckers up
>i think "that's weird"
>i pat her on the shoulder and say "see you later bud" before opening the door for her
>i make it half way back to the car when i wake up
>it feels like someone who unloaded a cold bucket of water on my head
>i get back in the car and my mom just asks "so have you told her that you're gay yet"
>they never let me live it down
User avatar #31 to #30 - mattdoggy (04/15/2014) [-]
same girl different time

>take her to disneyworld and it goes well
>she sleeps in my lap on the way up there and looks like an angel to me
>i buy her ticket and we have a blast all day
>the night we are winding down and she is sleeping in the room next to mine
>she is getting ready for bed and we are talking about the day and life
>she begins to tell me about how she is lonely and could use a friend to share her time with
>she is looking me with big swollen pupils in her doll eyes
>she looks perfect and is basically throwing herself at me
>i just nod and tell her maybe someday she'll find a good guy
>i go to bed and it hits me an hour after i go to bed
>i am beta, the friender of zones
User avatar #52 to #31 - jarelk (04/15/2014) [-]
If you need cheering up, just think of that to her, this looks like you shutting her down hard. Depending on how you did it, might even have seemed alpha.
User avatar #56 to #52 - mattdoggy (04/15/2014) [-]
if it makes anyone feel any better she really wanted a relationship later and i shut it down and am now happily taken with a much better girl who keeps me much happier
User avatar #62 to #56 - thepandaking (04/15/2014) [-]
that's a much better ending... geez louise man.
#191 to #56 - ciacheczko (04/15/2014) [-]
What did she do to make you get a clue? Walk around with a huge banner "I WANT YOUR DICK, MATTDOGGY" for a month?
#181 to #31 - youmotherfather (04/15/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* christ man... you don't deserve to breed
#312 to #31 - pariahlol (04/15/2014) [-]
See, I don't understand how you didn't (after realizing your mistake) just burst into that room and be like "I WILL FILL THE VOID IN YOUR LIFE" and whip out the D
User avatar #281 to #31 - jakekel (04/15/2014) [-]
you ******* **** up, how do you **** up so ******* much.
#1 - anon (04/14/2014) [-]
Thank god these people will never procreate.
User avatar #65 to #1 - lonelybaloney (04/15/2014) [-]
Thank god for pizza rolls.
#44 - ZeDoodler (04/15/2014) [-]
Not necessarily a cockblock story, but I was just as oblivious in this situation.    
   
>Be 16    
>Gym class, stretching for some half-assed sprints    
>girl next to me is super flexible    
>like SUPER flexible, forget touching her toes her head goes past her knees without even trying    
>friend of hers: "Wow your boyfriend must be really happy with you"    
>her, looking directly at me: "I don't have a boyfriend."    
>I stare at her blankly, the hint went right over my head    
>MFW looking back on this
Not necessarily a cockblock story, but I was just as oblivious in this situation.

>Be 16
>Gym class, stretching for some half-assed sprints
>girl next to me is super flexible
>like SUPER flexible, forget touching her toes her head goes past her knees without even trying
>friend of hers: "Wow your boyfriend must be really happy with you"
>her, looking directly at me: "I don't have a boyfriend."
>I stare at her blankly, the hint went right over my head
>MFW looking back on this
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User avatar #79 to #68 - dxninjaxo (04/15/2014) [-]
you should probably re read it
User avatar #235 to #44 - Mortspear (04/15/2014) [-]
to be fair, this doesn't necessarily mean it was hint. she may have just noticed you staring so she stared back..

shoulda talked to her when you realized later.
User avatar #265 to #235 - ZeDoodler (04/15/2014) [-]
There's a good chance she wasn't giving a hint, but constantly assuming that is what kept me a virgin until the ripe age of 18.
User avatar #322 to #265 - Mortspear (04/16/2014) [-]
Hahah, it could be worse bud.
#158 - thelastelephant (04/15/2014) [-]
The last time I cockblocked myself:   
   
>Be me
The last time I cockblocked myself:

>Be me
#75 - girrafalopegis (04/15/2014) [-]
Haven't cringed this hard since BCG.
Haven't cringed this hard since BCG.
User avatar #96 to #75 - arstya (04/15/2014) [-]
...Babysitting Cream Game?
User avatar #193 to #96 - ciacheczko (04/15/2014) [-]
Beta Cringe God. It's been a thing a while ago here.
#101 to #96 - oniiking (04/15/2014) [-]
That is a very bad game and should not be mentioned.
#102 to #101 - arstya (04/15/2014) [-]
Yes...definitely bad...I never enjoyed it.   
   
Right...
Yes...definitely bad...I never enjoyed it.

Right...
#121 to #102 - anointedbyfire (04/15/2014) [-]
Totally not me the whole time
#249 - disasterbater (04/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#81 - bakagaijin (04/15/2014) [-]
**bakagaijin rolled image** ok, on one hand... holy **** , hes more oblivious than wabbuffet.... on the other hand.... ****** pizza rolls.....
User avatar #122 to #81 - nebuchadnezzaurus (04/15/2014) [-]
But he wasn't really oblivious, he was painfully aware that his advances were being ignored
#127 to #122 - bakagaijin (04/15/2014) [-]
re-read the post and then read your comment... then go hide in your shame cube
User avatar #128 to #127 - nebuchadnezzaurus (04/15/2014) [-]
Um... what? Did you not understand what I was saying? He mentioned he was being oblivious before but there's no evidence of that in the actual situation described. How is he being oblivious? She didn't even give any signals that you can ignore or misinterpret
#134 to #128 - bakagaijin (04/15/2014) [-]
he wasnt advancing on her... it was the other way around... anon (lets call him bob) has a cute friend (lets call her sara)... now sara tells bob "bob, i have a friend that likes a guy and she doesnt know how to say that she likes him" bob says "idk, she should just tell her that she likes him...." then sara says "i like you" (this is where the obliviousness comes in) bob says "yea, she should say that" then sara says "i like you" and bob says "yea, just like that".... bob only realized his beta-ness after the fact..... and by that time sara no longer liked bob.... maybe she realized he was a lost cause... or maybe she realized she didnt want to date someone so oblivious... only sara would know
#137 to #134 - nebuchadnezzaurus (04/15/2014) [-]
aw 			****		 sorry man, I was reading it the other way around, I thought the guy was the one making the move. thanks bro
aw **** sorry man, I was reading it the other way around, I thought the guy was the one making the move. thanks bro
#152 to #137 - bakagaijin (04/15/2014) [-]
lol, here... have this
lol, here... have this
#85 to #81 - smasselski (04/15/2014) [-]
that's a nice one there m8
#104 to #85 - eekthewzrd (04/15/2014) [-]
**eekthewzrd rolls 641,634** trips for some tits!
#204 - kekec (04/15/2014) [-]
>be at friend's bday party   
>hang with a crush   
>we're looking at a poster of zac effron   
>she says he looks just like her boyfriend   
>mfw   
>all hope is lost   
>i found out she had a crush on me too and i had a haircut like zac effron   
>			*******		 zac effron
>be at friend's bday party
>hang with a crush
>we're looking at a poster of zac effron
>she says he looks just like her boyfriend
>mfw
>all hope is lost
>i found out she had a crush on me too and i had a haircut like zac effron
> ******* zac effron
#211 - kornadth (04/15/2014) [-]
**kornadth rolled image** MFW
**kornadth rolled image** MFW
#88 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
sometimes I wonder how people can be this stupid
User avatar #210 to #88 - gharshi (04/15/2014) [-]
it's not stupidity, it's insecurity. they're so insecure that they don't even see how it's possible that a girl is hitting on them. like it's completely out of the question for them
#233 - mikeymikee (04/15/2014) [-]
HFW realization hits after eating pizza rolls
HFW realization hits after eating pizza rolls
#91 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
She should've been clearer and said I want your zing zang in my wiffle waffle.
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