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Anonymous (ID: ) 11/ 30/ 12( Fri) 1941: 40
up in family of Police Officers
riled trains malice deg named Stump
Tstump has certain command words
forward 2 weeks
riled tells me to take Stump to Vet fer him
Slitting in ‘Jet' s office with Stump
very cute girl
terrier at her feet
Cratch her looking at me
back and smile
Ffriend calls my phone
fer 5 minutes about random crap
that phone meme is very laud
Ffriend: "Yea Herb and Dem are going to millage in Oklahoma-"
Tstump leaps across ream before I know what' s going en
Command fer bite
Waatch as Stump grabs Yorkies; neck with teeth
Potarts violently shaking head
Xblood (orgy CC)
Wwomen in office screaming as all hell breaks lease
girl passes out
the animals in the office unite in a bleed (orgy ritual seng
MMFW my friend asks what the hell is going en
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Submitted: 07/20/2014
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#1 - aagottl ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Somebody has malware...
User avatar #33 to #1 - drgilby (07/21/2014) [-]
I don't know if I am just stupid or not but....how do you know? Or am I being stupid and/or not getting something
User avatar #66 to #33 - toxicjoe (07/21/2014) [-]
the blue underlined words in his post. That isn't supposed to happen. It usually only happens when you have malware that uses certain words for advertising.
User avatar #14 to #1 - timmity (07/21/2014) [-]
is that what the blue words are?
User avatar #20 to #14 - Karibookiller (07/21/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #21 to #20 - timmity (07/21/2014) [-]
can you explain?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Karibookiller (07/21/2014) [-]
well, I'm not very good at IT, but I'd guess that there is a program on that guys computer that looks the pages he's looking at and hyperlinks "keywords" to little dropdown menu ads that relate to the "keywords". I think its usually an extension or like add-on to your browser that does it but I'm not sure.
User avatar #32 to #22 - drynix (07/21/2014) [-]
You are correct,

What the malare does is called "Anchoring". It selects words on a page, creates an anchor (link/hyperlink) and then you can see the page. The blue text is a link to an outside source, often advertisment. It often comes with browser addons. To get rid of it you simply turn off all addons and turn them on one at a time. When the anchors pop-up again you know which add-on it is.

Else you gotta go dig a whole lot deeper to get rid off it. But thats hard to do.

timmity alert for extra explanation if you want it.
User avatar #37 to #32 - snipys ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Aren't there some websites that have that on themselves?
User avatar #43 to #37 - sharklazers (07/21/2014) [-]
4chan is not one of those
User avatar #94 to #32 - timmity (07/21/2014) [-]
tnx
#29 to #21 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
Uninstall all of the strange programs on your computer and wipe all the extensions you don't use. More often than not it's just an extension you can remove pretty much immediately.
#2 - jackthexiv ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
mmm mmm look at that delicious Malware
mmm mmm look at that delicious Malware
#17 to #2 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/21/2014) [-]
malware?
User avatar #18 to #17 - vorarephilia (07/21/2014) [-]
the blue words. that shouldn't happen. it advertises stupid **** .
#28 to #18 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
I have seen this on like one or two sites before. Never happens with any other site. Is that malware or just the site being an asshole?
User avatar #30 to #28 - labree (07/21/2014) [-]
its malware, look it up, you usually dont have to, but id reccomend wiping your computer, **** like that can be hard to get ride of, and get microsoft security essentials and run a scan on your pc.
#69 to #2 - shitforluck ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
anyone have the link to that original site? been looking for a while but dont know any good key words to look for it with... i wanna scare the **** out of everyone i know
User avatar #74 to #69 - wooyoungkim (07/21/2014) [-]
I feel bad for you non-Koreans who try to look this thing up but can't, because you can't type Korean.

Bong-Cheon Dong ghost is what you should be looking for.

Ps. I live in Bong-Cheon Dong but never saw the ghost.
User avatar #88 to #2 - welliguessitsaname (07/21/2014) [-]
**** you
I almost had a heart attack when I saw your comment
User avatar #77 to #2 - monkeysniper (07/21/2014) [-]
That thing scared me so ******* bad the first time that I just stopped moving for like ten whole minutes and I stayed awake motionless the entire night (I scare a mite easy I'll admit but I'm not a total pussy)
#3 to #2 - anon (07/20/2014) [-]
that picture u fking asshole :c
#31 - firesky (07/21/2014) [-]
I call ******** .
Real police dogs only take commands from the guy that trained it. They ignore everyone else, even family members.
User avatar #71 to #31 - Redfinale (07/21/2014) [-]
and who in their right mind would make a more common word like "Oklahoma" the attack command.
#75 - thunderpony (07/21/2014) [-]
Vet doctor's face when
Vet doctor's face when
#25 - kibbleking (07/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #35 to #25 - garin (07/21/2014) [-]
I can see the elisp
#80 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
Blood orgy eh?
Blood orgy eh?
User avatar #8 - ishallsmiteyou (07/21/2014) [-]
nice malware ya got there buddy
#40 - stickdick (07/21/2014) [-]
Fixed (kind of)
#72 to #40 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
Fixed more
#38 - technobanana ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
So i found this on my PC.. wut
So i found this on my PC.. wut
#81 to #38 - anatidaephilia (07/21/2014) [-]
I like this one
I like this one
#41 to #38 - carefree (07/21/2014) [-]
Ahh, strangely animated gifs.
Ahh, strangely animated gifs.
#6 - badjokepony (07/21/2014) [-]
It's a dog eat dog world out there.
#36 to #6 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm buying a shotgun now.
User avatar #9 to #6 - ishallsmiteyou (07/21/2014) [-]
I want to find your house and **** in your furnace.
User avatar #11 to #9 - tomahawkkit (07/21/2014) [-]
thats little ruff dont you think
User avatar #12 to #11 - ishallsmiteyou (07/21/2014) [-]
Only if I use a dog turd.
User avatar #13 to #12 - ishallsmiteyou (07/21/2014) [-]
see, THAT'S how you make a ******* joke.
#27 to #6 - mrnpc (07/21/2014) [-]
Did someone say "Dog eat dog world"? Because someone could get hurt.
#92 - bagpipe (07/21/2014) [-]
**bagpipe rolled image**
#91 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
The blue words mean you take ****** care of your computer.
#84 - fuccthedevil (07/21/2014) [-]
lol screencapper is a faggot that doesn't know how to get rid of adware
lol screencapper is a faggot that doesn't know how to get rid of adware
User avatar #85 to #84 - deltaspace (07/21/2014) [-]
I didn't want to leave the description empty so I just wrote dog with different edits

User avatar #86 to #85 - fuccthedevil (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm talking about the highlighted blue words in the screencap. That's adware.
User avatar #87 to #86 - deltaspace (07/21/2014) [-]
Ah, I didn't screencap this, I saved it from somewhere (probably here) a while ago
User avatar #26 - ispn (07/21/2014) [-]
OKLAHOMA!!! I LOVE OKLAHOMA!
#65 - megayoming (07/21/2014) [-]
Thats hot
#67 - sunnyday (07/21/2014) [-]
>All the animals in the office unite in a blood orgy ritual song
>All the animals in the office unite in a blood orgy ritual song
#83 - fagnut ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
>blood orgy

i cant even
User avatar #78 - teranin (07/21/2014) [-]
blood orgy
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