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Fucking Genius

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1% Ne just won 320 million dollars. 1% Ne found out you have 5 years to live. You cannot pass this money on to anyone in a will. You
know the asset minute you will die. How do you spend this money'?
There' s a catch though: Every 50 million you donate to a legitimate charity of some sort buys you an extra 5 years.
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Cl Anonymous (ID: ) / 25/ 12( NO. 408376471
son millions to charities, buys me it years + 5 I already had- Invest 15 millions so the money lasts and the a peaceful life with the
rest, its still more then enough for my needs.
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Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 25/ NO. 408376581
200 million and that adds 20 years onto my 5 years.
lam 33 so = 58
we million left to spend on my wife, kids and families, I may not be able to leave them money in my will but I can damn make sure
they have houses and plenty of things to sell on at profit, also investments, you said I souldn' t pass the money on in a will, didn' t
mention shares or bullion.
Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 25/ NO. 408376828
1‘ -mtw you guys are stupid
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User avatar #5 - thehint (06/26/2012) [-]
Bah, I've got one much better.

>Start the "keeping me alive forever Charity"
>Fill out all the paperwork to make it legitimate and bribe those who disagree with it so the paperwork will go through.
>keep donating my own money forever to myself in an endless circle
>I am now immortal and wealthy
> Use unbelievable power to outlaw pants.


#108 to #5 - anon (06/27/2012) [-]
LEGIT charity m8, sure it would look as a legit charity in the papers but i dont think thats what OP ment..
User avatar #136 to #108 - thehint (06/27/2012) [-]
Hey, keeping me alive forever is a good cause. It would give me ample time to cheer the world as a whole with my lively humor, help my fellow man solve the most difficult dilemmas that plague our modern age, and would give me time needed to merciless hunt down all of my enemies with ironic traps befitting their various offences.

If that’s not what charities are for, then why have any charities at all?!?!
#13 - sebob (06/27/2012) [-]
MFW I put the money into different bank accounts and get over 50 million dollars every 5 years with interest.
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#47 - mjdjoy (06/27/2012) [-]
>Use the money to take over the world
>The world is prosperous
>Donate million to charities across the world
>1,000 year reich
>Create charities to benefit my cause
>Donate millions into it
>Live forever.
#80 - anon (06/27/2012) [-]
> Create my own charity organization with some of the money   
> Send me my own money   
> ???   
> Profit
> Create my own charity organization with some of the money
> Send me my own money
> ???
> Profit
User avatar #99 to #80 - swordman (06/27/2012) [-]
it has to be a legit charity remember?
User avatar #97 to #80 - daymn (06/27/2012) [-]
I logged in just to thumb you twice anon. Well done.
#107 to #80 - anon (06/27/2012) [-]
Outing the post: "Every 50 million you donate to a legitimate charity"
So if the money goes into your pocket, it won't count
#118 to #80 - derpology (06/27/2012) [-]
> every 50 million you donate to a legitimate charity of some sort buys you an extra 5 years.
> you donate to a legitimate charity of some sort buys
> to a legitimate charity of some sort
> legitimate charity
#95 to #80 - BoSchittButler (06/27/2012) [-]
that is THE SMARTEST THING ive seen on FJ ALL WEEK.

you, sir, have blown my mind.
User avatar #101 to #95 - werttit (06/27/2012) [-]
pstt. check comment #5
#96 to #80 - kanatana (06/27/2012) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #254 at POW! Right in the kisser. ** Ladies and Gentlemen, one of the first times I have ever, ever respected an anon.
#111 to #96 - anon (06/27/2012) [-]
however my plan would fail.
I disregarded the fact that it has to be a legitimate charity.

otherwise it's good
User avatar #3 - Ranpu Dentro (06/26/2012) [-]
Well **** , i even did the whole 26+35 = 61 and have $20M to enjoy, then i read the last post and realized that i am ******* stupid. Thanks OP and /b/
#25 - auesis (06/27/2012) [-]
>Put entire $320m in savings account   
>3% interest rate nets more than $50m in 5 years, but rates can go higher than that   
>Withdraw remaining thousands to maintain the $50m gain   
>Live richer but humble life for all of time
>Put entire $320m in savings account
>3% interest rate nets more than $50m in 5 years, but rates can go higher than that
>Withdraw remaining thousands to maintain the $50m gain
>Live richer but humble life for all of time
#36 to #25 - terranop (06/27/2012) [-]
where is that gif from
#24 - fucktheniggers (06/27/2012) [-]
so, if the inverse rule applies, where if you steal money from the charities you lower your lifespan i would take 400 trillion dollars (ie all the net worth of every charity in the world) then masturbate furiously in a 50 foot thick cocoon of money with a solid gold butt plug
User avatar #41 to #24 - tenmillionbears (06/27/2012) [-]
But...you'd be dead because you'd be around -40,000,000 years old...unless I'm reading your comment wrong?
#2 - keiishiyama (06/26/2012) [-]
BRILLIANT.
#58 - thisotherdude (06/27/2012) [-]
>Use money to buy as many nukes as I can
>Ship them all to the USA
>Launch all of them at Russia and China
>Russia and China assume the US launched them
>Single-handedly began WWIII
>Sit back and relax, waiting for the whole world to be destroyed by nuclear fire
>If I die, the whole world is going down with me
#62 to #58 - kez (06/27/2012) [-]
You couldnt buy one nuke with that money.

And other nations have hundreds
User avatar #63 to #62 - thisotherdude (06/27/2012) [-]
Not in the USA you couldn't, but you can buy them dirt cheap in some crappy Asian countries.
User avatar #64 to #58 - basicargentinian (06/27/2012) [-]
320 M should be enough for half a nuke on the black market.
User avatar #82 to #64 - DevilsCalling (06/27/2012) [-]
60m each in the minsk
User avatar #92 to #82 - basicargentinian (06/27/2012) [-]
You seemed to be a very informed man, may i ask where you got this information from? Not like it's on ebay or amazon.
User avatar #93 to #92 - starcraftfan (06/27/2012) [-]
for some reason, i laughed really hard at your comment.
User avatar #142 to #92 - DevilsCalling (06/27/2012) [-]
watched a documentary about illegal weapons..the guy stands next to about 40 nuclear warheads...tanks, from abrams, to leapards..you name it this guy/crew had it in this big ******* compound...60m each you buy a dozen you get one free...yup..discounts on nukes...
#19 - thekaiseroxc (06/27/2012) [-]
I would move to New Zealand and build an exact replica of Minas Tirith. In fact, why has no one done this already?
User avatar #26 to #19 - Lainge (06/27/2012) [-]
Because we don't want that stupid ass **** here.
#29 - toyaisle (06/27/2012) [-]
>Create your own charity   
>Donate to your charity   
> ????   
> Infinite life + infinite money
>Create your own charity
>Donate to your charity
> ????
> Infinite life + infinite money
User avatar #30 to #29 - tepeniam (06/27/2012) [-]
Please read, it says LEGITIMATE charity.
User avatar #43 to #30 - wolfmango (06/27/2012) [-]
well a quick bribe with your newfound money could probablly make it legit
User avatar #44 to #43 - tepeniam (06/27/2012) [-]
I'm so confused as to why I'm getting so thumbed down.
#113 to #44 - anon (06/27/2012) [-]
because the average funnyjunker is retarded
#48 to #44 - anon (06/27/2012) [-]
Because you are using "legitimate" which is a very subjective term(for instance a "legitimate" charity for one person is helping the homeless and not animal shelters, while for others the opposite is true), and it creates an extra BIG problem, who does the charity have to be "legitimate" to? You, a church? the Government? John Doe down the street?

Anyways before I ramble, using "legitimate" without constituting what "legitimate" definitively means in this case is a straw-man's argument, it provides a sort of "half-answer" where the answer doesn't mean anything if you look but appears to hold a strong argument at first glance.
User avatar #134 to #48 - tepeniam (06/27/2012) [-]
I was quoting the content itse;f. Also, I'm sure tax-xollecting agencies have a list of legitimate charities.
User avatar #68 to #29 - azusa (06/27/2012) [-]
I was just about to propose that idea!

Great minds think alike, sir.
User avatar #91 to #29 - wacht (06/27/2012) [-]
look at comment #5
#139 to #91 - toyaisle (06/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, I didn't have my filter on highest rated.

Pic unrelated
User avatar #34 - CarlosRayNorris (06/27/2012) [-]
look at everyone who just passed econ 101 in this thread, lol.
#46 to #34 - foamythesquirrel (06/27/2012) [-]
Please, I passed econ 102
#14 - iamphoenix (06/27/2012) [-]
ITT: FJ shows its amazing financial expertise and consumer economics knowledge.
#7 - brothergrimm (06/26/2012) [-]
wow that immortal part was my first idea.
<mfw
#37 - Visual (06/27/2012) [-]
My oh my. Look at all the financial advisers here on FJ.


Splendid.
User avatar #49 to #37 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/27/2012) [-]
Holy **** Pyro video tomorrow.
#135 to #49 - Visual (06/27/2012) [-]
2 hours and 40 minutes ************


(at time of writing.)
#138 to #135 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/27/2012) [-]
Time to start the countdown!
Time to start the countdown!
User avatar #39 - xxhunterxx (06/27/2012) [-]
Like many others said,
Create charity for yourself
Donate to charity
immortality and infinite moneez.

or put it in a bank account and let interest raise it up for 4 and 364/365 years, if it isn't a leapyear, and take out and donate half to charity.
Should grant you at least 50 more years if done correctly.
User avatar #42 to #39 - ferrettamer (06/27/2012) [-]
It says legit charity though.
#54 to #42 - anon (06/27/2012) [-]
Legitimate to whom exactly? Everyone? But what about that one duchebag who says "BUT IT'S NOT LEGITIMATE TO ME!". The Government? It's terribly easy to set up a "legitimate" charity in the eyes of the Government(especially if A: it's a charity that only accepts YOUR money, and B: it's a charity that doesn't have to DO anything just moves money around).

Point is, your straw-man argument is ******** , YOU can't telll someone what is and is not legitimate without laying down what legitimate actually is in this context, legitimate means what exactly? Does it have to help people? But it's helping you so that should be enough.
User avatar #137 to #54 - ferrettamer (06/27/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure you could infer what legit is.
User avatar #28 - ICEDgrunge (06/27/2012) [-]
I'd just blow it all on a vast amount of cocaine.
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