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Fucking Genius

You're awesome.

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1% Ne just won 320 million dollars. 1% Ne found out you have 5 years to live. You cannot pass this money on to anyone in a will. You
know the asset minute you will die. How do you spend this money'?
There' s a catch though: Every 50 million you donate to a legitimate charity of some sort buys you an extra 5 years.
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Cl Anonymous (ID: ) / 25/ 12( NO. 408376471
son millions to charities, buys me it years + 5 I already had- Invest 15 millions so the money lasts and the a peaceful life with the
rest, its still more then enough for my needs.
limit new THEY 'JIT tilt!
SHINE our Fla'.'
Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 25/ NO. 408376581
200 million and that adds 20 years onto my 5 years.
lam 33 so = 58
we million left to spend on my wife, kids and families, I may not be able to leave them money in my will but I can damn make sure
they have houses and plenty of things to sell on at profit, also investments, you said I souldn' t pass the money on in a will, didn' t
mention shares or bullion.
Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 25/ NO. 408376828
1‘ -mtw you guys are stupid
ause money to hire the best wealth advisers in the
nation
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million then 1 billion
sheep accelerating money growth
sable to he an infinite amount of life
at billion dollars gets me 100 years to We
may prostitutes and your moms hairy ****** on speed dial
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#132 - justtapout (06/27/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
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#115 - boleas (06/27/2012) [-]
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#126 to #115 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oh!
User avatar #129 to #126 - leetpwnzer (06/27/2012) [-]
sucky song is sucky
#125 to #115 - dassnasty (06/27/2012) [-]
Batman is finding his way into her anus...
#124 to #115 - apalma (06/27/2012) [-]
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#109 - xxemopandaxx (06/27/2012) [-]
**xxemopandaxx rolled a random image posted in comment #1651 at Pony Thread ** Yay immortality
#103 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
Does no one else notice her giant tits? o_O
User avatar #131 to #103 - gentlememe (06/27/2012) [-]
Nah man I was looking at the pine tree.
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User avatar #127 to #98 - christofferse (06/27/2012) [-]
what episode is this?
User avatar #120 to #98 - bardielbardiel (06/27/2012) [-]
S
A
U
S
E
User avatar #121 to #120 - phanteon ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
The Karma Saiyuki.
There you go sauce hungry ******* .
User avatar #116 to #98 - CreatureofDeath (06/27/2012) [-]
SAUCE
User avatar #105 to #98 - kanatana (06/27/2012) [-]
Source of anime, now, please.
#80 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
> Create my own charity organization with some of the money   
> Send me my own money   
> ???   
> Profit
> Create my own charity organization with some of the money
> Send me my own money
> ???
> Profit
#118 to #80 - derpology (06/27/2012) [-]
> every 50 million you donate to a legitimate charity of some sort buys you an extra 5 years.
> you donate to a legitimate charity of some sort buys
> to a legitimate charity of some sort
> legitimate charity
#107 to #80 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
Outing the post: "Every 50 million you donate to a legitimate charity"
So if the money goes into your pocket, it won't count
User avatar #99 to #80 - swordman (06/27/2012) [-]
it has to be a legit charity remember?
User avatar #97 to #80 - daymn (06/27/2012) [-]
I logged in just to thumb you twice anon. Well done.
#96 to #80 - kanatana (06/27/2012) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #254 at POW! Right in the kisser. ** Ladies and Gentlemen, one of the first times I have ever, ever respected an anon.
#111 to #96 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
however my plan would fail.
I disregarded the fact that it has to be a legitimate charity.

otherwise it's good
#95 to #80 - BoSchittButler (06/27/2012) [-]
that is THE SMARTEST THING ive seen on FJ ALL WEEK.

you, sir, have blown my mind.
User avatar #101 to #95 - werttit (06/27/2012) [-]
pstt. check comment #5
User avatar #76 - altoids (06/27/2012) [-]
how was that genius? i think that was pretty much common sense.
User avatar #61 - invert (06/27/2012) [-]
i have an account. why dont i have access to nsfw?
User avatar #112 to #61 - lolfacerage (06/27/2012) [-]
You need more fj points.
#117 to #112 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
No, NSFW is broken

Go to bugs and read FJhelp's comment
User avatar #119 to #117 - lolfacerage (06/27/2012) [-]
Well it's not broken for me.
#122 to #119 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
because you are not relatively a newfag
NSFW is broken for those who signed up in the last 10 days
User avatar #123 to #122 - lolfacerage (06/27/2012) [-]
I browsed FJ since 2008, i only signed up 5/17/2011.
User avatar #133 to #123 - ShadowIvan (06/27/2012) [-]
I don't see how this pertains to the previous comment at all....
User avatar #140 to #133 - thepalmtoptiger (06/27/2012) [-]
It is relevant because he's an idiot and in his mind 13 months = 10 days.
User avatar #141 to #140 - ShadowIvan (06/27/2012) [-]
**** SON!! That username made me remember the show.. i teared up.... aw.... Taiga.....
User avatar #144 to #141 - thepalmtoptiger (06/28/2012) [-]
I ******* love toradora. It is my second favorite series.
User avatar #94 to #61 - TheFixer (06/27/2012) [-]
its under the thing that says user ratings, do you see that one? its the one directly below that one.
User avatar #84 to #61 - ofc (06/27/2012) [-]
It is in the section below the uploads button, there should be and nsfw link.
User avatar #85 to #84 - invert (06/27/2012) [-]
i know but i dont see it... like its nonexistant... i dont understand
User avatar #87 to #85 - ofc (06/27/2012) [-]
YOU HAD TO PUT AN OVER 18 BIRTHDATE.
User avatar #89 to #87 - invert (06/27/2012) [-]
i did.
User avatar #90 to #89 - ofc (06/27/2012) [-]
Sorry man google it or something...
#70 to #61 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
You need to post funny content or a funny comment.
User avatar #67 to #61 - ThisIsDERVASHAH (06/27/2012) [-]
'cause you're a ****** .
#65 to #61 - glorytohypnotoad (06/27/2012) [-]
you don't like girls, remember?
User avatar #69 to #65 - invert (06/27/2012) [-]
seriusly, man. i try to be nice and be friends with people, i at least deserve an "I dont know". i would like help, but ok man.
#71 to #69 - palestineforlife (06/27/2012) [-]
**** knows man it doesnt make sense, try and create a new account, did you check the 18 years old box
User avatar #72 to #71 - invert (06/27/2012) [-]
this is a brand new account and yes, i am.. and did...
User avatar #128 to #72 - brettyht (06/27/2012) [-]
look under account settings. something like that should be there.
User avatar #106 to #72 - ericd (06/27/2012) [-]
try funnyjunk.com/mature it should take you directly there
User avatar #81 to #72 - awkwardsauce (06/27/2012) [-]
Post more. Maybe it needs you to do that.
User avatar #83 to #81 - dyllygaf (06/27/2012) [-]
Idk man, I was able to access the NSFW section as soon as I signed up

infact, i didn't even know there was a NSFW section until I signed up, that's how I found out about it
User avatar #88 to #83 - shadowhorn (06/27/2012) [-]
me too, i was just a normal citizen of FJ until like a month after i signed up, then i discovered nsfw.
#73 to #72 - palestineforlife (06/27/2012) [-]
**** man then i dont know why
#60 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk you're worse then 9gag. Do you have to post every witty thing that gets posted on /b/? I know this place is a cesspool, but come on.
#58 - thisotherdude ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
>Use money to buy as many nukes as I can
>Ship them all to the USA
>Launch all of them at Russia and China
>Russia and China assume the US launched them
>Single-handedly began WWIII
>Sit back and relax, waiting for the whole world to be destroyed by nuclear fire
>If I die, the whole world is going down with me
User avatar #64 to #58 - basicargentinian (06/27/2012) [-]
320 M should be enough for half a nuke on the black market.
User avatar #82 to #64 - DevilsCalling (06/27/2012) [-]
60m each in the minsk
User avatar #92 to #82 - basicargentinian (06/27/2012) [-]
You seemed to be a very informed man, may i ask where you got this information from? Not like it's on ebay or amazon.
User avatar #142 to #92 - DevilsCalling (06/27/2012) [-]
watched a documentary about illegal weapons..the guy stands next to about 40 nuclear warheads...tanks, from abrams, to leapards..you name it this guy/crew had it in this big ******* compound...60m each you buy a dozen you get one free...yup..discounts on nukes...
User avatar #93 to #92 - starcraftfan (06/27/2012) [-]
for some reason, i laughed really hard at your comment.
#62 to #58 - kez (06/27/2012) [-]
You couldnt buy one nuke with that money.

And other nations have hundreds
User avatar #63 to #62 - thisotherdude ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
Not in the USA you couldn't, but you can buy them dirt cheap in some crappy Asian countries.
User avatar #52 - snappywilliams (06/27/2012) [-]
whos the girl in the pic i keep forgetting her name
User avatar #77 to #52 - ankensam (06/27/2012) [-]
in the top one its christina model, and i myself am trying to remember the bottom one
User avatar #78 to #77 - ankensam (06/27/2012) [-]
angie varona i just remembered who the one in the bottom is
#47 - mjdjoy (06/27/2012) [-]
>Use the money to take over the world
>The world is prosperous
>Donate million to charities across the world
>1,000 year reich
>Create charities to benefit my cause
>Donate millions into it
>Live forever.
User avatar #45 - wolfmango (06/27/2012) [-]
you know what **** this im implying einsteins theory i use about half my money to make a lightspeed rocet use it amd fly around in space for around three years while the rest of money is in ban come back its been much longer than three years make tons of money
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User avatar #57 to #53 - wolfmango (06/27/2012) [-]
yeah probablly screwed that up but einstein once said that if you ere to travell in space at lightspeed you would be going much slower that time everywhere else so if you invested money in a bank while you were gone the saved intrest would not be intrest of 3 years but a much larger amount of intrest without you spenind a long period of your life waiting for that intrest to build up
User avatar #59 to #57 - OMGChrisHansen (06/27/2012) [-]
haha, you sir need a spell/grammar check, but I do know what you are talking about now after further analysis.
User avatar #39 - xxhunterxx (06/27/2012) [-]
Like many others said,
Create charity for yourself
Donate to charity
immortality and infinite moneez.

or put it in a bank account and let interest raise it up for 4 and 364/365 years, if it isn't a leapyear, and take out and donate half to charity.
Should grant you at least 50 more years if done correctly.
User avatar #42 to #39 - ferrettamer (06/27/2012) [-]
It says legit charity though.
#54 to #42 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
Legitimate to whom exactly? Everyone? But what about that one duchebag who says "BUT IT'S NOT LEGITIMATE TO ME!". The Government? It's terribly easy to set up a "legitimate" charity in the eyes of the Government(especially if A: it's a charity that only accepts YOUR money, and B: it's a charity that doesn't have to DO anything just moves money around).

Point is, your straw-man argument is ******** , YOU can't telll someone what is and is not legitimate without laying down what legitimate actually is in this context, legitimate means what exactly? Does it have to help people? But it's helping you so that should be enough.
User avatar #137 to #54 - ferrettamer (06/27/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure you could infer what legit is.
#38 - Unjustmidget (06/27/2012) [-]
LOL I have that girl in the bottom pic on my Facebook friends list...
LOL I have that girl in the bottom pic on my Facebook friends list...
#79 to #38 - curryindianboy (06/27/2012) [-]
Then you would know that the girl in question is Angie Varona. Ten bucks says that that person is simply setting up a fake account using Varona's pic.
#37 - Visual (06/27/2012) [-]
My oh my. Look at all the financial advisers here on FJ.


Splendid.
User avatar #49 to #37 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/27/2012) [-]
Holy **** Pyro video tomorrow.
#135 to #49 - Visual (06/27/2012) [-]
2 hours and 40 minutes ************


(at time of writing.)
#138 to #135 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/27/2012) [-]
Time to start the countdown!
Time to start the countdown!
User avatar #34 - CarlosRayNorris (06/27/2012) [-]
look at everyone who just passed econ 101 in this thread, lol.
#46 to #34 - foamythesquirrel (06/27/2012) [-]
Please, I passed econ 102
User avatar #32 - whitebuddha (06/27/2012) [-]
oh sure that'll work. in what market? the world is bankrupt! except for germany and sweden. Germany is financing all of Europe!
User avatar #55 to #32 - OMGChrisHansen (06/27/2012) [-]
I have heard Germany is indeed "the **** "
#35 to #32 - RodasAPC (06/27/2012) [-]
When America sneezes, the Europe catches a cold.
User avatar #145 to #35 - whitebuddha (06/28/2012) [-]
you want to complain it came from america? I agree we screwed up pretty big, but I have three words for Europe: Too. much. Vacation.
#40 to #35 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
when America ***** up, europe kisses its ass
#31 - damiancervantas (06/27/2012) [-]
**damiancervantas rolled a random image posted in comment #6299769 at FJ Pony Thread ** **** it
#29 - toyaisle (06/27/2012) [-]
>Create your own charity   
>Donate to your charity   
> ????   
> Infinite life + infinite money
>Create your own charity
>Donate to your charity
> ????
> Infinite life + infinite money
User avatar #91 to #29 - wacht (06/27/2012) [-]
look at comment #5
#139 to #91 - toyaisle (06/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, I didn't have my filter on highest rated.

Pic unrelated
User avatar #68 to #29 - azusa (06/27/2012) [-]
I was just about to propose that idea!

Great minds think alike, sir.
User avatar #30 to #29 - tepeniam (06/27/2012) [-]
Please read, it says LEGITIMATE charity.
User avatar #43 to #30 - wolfmango (06/27/2012) [-]
well a quick bribe with your newfound money could probablly make it legit
User avatar #44 to #43 - tepeniam (06/27/2012) [-]
I'm so confused as to why I'm getting so thumbed down.
#113 to #44 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
because the average funnyjunker is retarded
#48 to #44 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
Because you are using "legitimate" which is a very subjective term(for instance a "legitimate" charity for one person is helping the homeless and not animal shelters, while for others the opposite is true), and it creates an extra BIG problem, who does the charity have to be "legitimate" to? You, a church? the Government? John Doe down the street?

Anyways before I ramble, using "legitimate" without constituting what "legitimate" definitively means in this case is a straw-man's argument, it provides a sort of "half-answer" where the answer doesn't mean anything if you look but appears to hold a strong argument at first glance.
User avatar #134 to #48 - tepeniam (06/27/2012) [-]
I was quoting the content itse;f. Also, I'm sure tax-xollecting agencies have a list of legitimate charities.
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