Fucking Genius. You're awesome.. File: 1340659_ -( 58 KB, 4611320, . jpg) 1% Ne just won 320 million dollars. 1% Ne found out you have 5 years to live. You cann
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1% Ne just won 320 million dollars. 1% Ne found out you have 5 years to live. You cannot pass this money on to anyone in a will. You
know the asset minute you will die. How do you spend this money'?
There' s a catch though: Every 50 million you donate to a legitimate charity of some sort buys you an extra 5 years.
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Cl Anonymous (ID: ) / 25/ 12( NO. 408376471
son millions to charities, buys me it years + 5 I already had- Invest 15 millions so the money lasts and the a peaceful life with the
rest, its still more then enough for my needs.
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Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 25/ NO. 408376581
200 million and that adds 20 years onto my 5 years.
lam 33 so = 58
we million left to spend on my wife, kids and families, I may not be able to leave them money in my will but I can damn make sure
they have houses and plenty of things to sell on at profit, also investments, you said I souldn' t pass the money on in a will, didn' t
mention shares or bullion.
Cl Anonymous (ID: ) 06/ 25/ NO. 408376828
1‘ -mtw you guys are stupid
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at billion dollars gets me 100 years to We
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User avatar #5 - thehint (06/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Bah, I've got one much better.

>Start the "keeping me alive forever Charity"
>Fill out all the paperwork to make it legitimate and bribe those who disagree with it so the paperwork will go through.
>keep donating my own money forever to myself in an endless circle
>I am now immortal and wealthy
> Use unbelievable power to outlaw pants.


#80 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)
> Create my own charity organization with some of the money   
> Send me my own money   
> ???   
> Profit
> Create my own charity organization with some of the money
> Send me my own money
> ???
> Profit
#13 - sebob (06/27/2012) [-]
MFW I put the money into different bank accounts and get over 50 million dollars every 5 years with interest.
#29 - toyaisle (06/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>Create your own charity   
>Donate to your charity   
> ????   
> Infinite life + infinite money
>Create your own charity
>Donate to your charity
> ????
> Infinite life + infinite money
#10 - bobmarleyistaken (06/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I got a better idea,
Step 1:make your own charity for yourself to save yourself from dying
Step 2: donate to it
Step 3:get your money back.
Step 4:??????
Step 5: Repeat
Step 6: Profit
#11 to #10 - twilightdusk ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
Keyword is "legitimate" charity
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#47 - mjdjoy (06/27/2012) [-]
>Use the money to take over the world
>The world is prosperous
>Donate million to charities across the world
>1,000 year reich
>Create charities to benefit my cause
>Donate millions into it
>Live forever.
User avatar #61 - invert (06/27/2012) [+] (30 replies)
i have an account. why dont i have access to nsfw?
User avatar #69 to #65 - invert (06/27/2012) [-]
seriusly, man. i try to be nice and be friends with people, i at least deserve an "I dont know". i would like help, but ok man.
User avatar #3 - Ranpu Dentro ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
Well shit, i even did the whole 26+35 = 61 and have $20M to enjoy, then i read the last post and realized that i am fucking stupid. Thanks OP and /b/
#58 - thisotherdude (06/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>Use money to buy as many nukes as I can
>Ship them all to the USA
>Launch all of them at Russia and China
>Russia and China assume the US launched them
>Single-handedly began WWIII
>Sit back and relax, waiting for the whole world to be destroyed by nuclear fire
>If I die, the whole world is going down with me
User avatar #64 to #58 - basicargentinian ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
320 M should be enough for half a nuke on the black market.
#25 - auesis ONLINE (06/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Put entire $320m in savings account   
>3% interest rate nets more than $50m in 5 years, but rates can go higher than that   
>Withdraw remaining thousands to maintain the $50m gain   
>Live richer but humble life for all of time
>Put entire $320m in savings account
>3% interest rate nets more than $50m in 5 years, but rates can go higher than that
>Withdraw remaining thousands to maintain the $50m gain
>Live richer but humble life for all of time
#24 - fucktheniggers (06/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
so, if the inverse rule applies, where if you steal money from the charities you lower your lifespan i would take 400 trillion dollars (ie all the net worth of every charity in the world) then masturbate furiously in a 50 foot thick cocoon of money with a solid gold butt plug
#2 - keiishiyama (06/26/2012) [-]
BRILLIANT.
#19 - thekaiseroxc (06/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I would move to New Zealand and build an exact replica of Minas Tirith. In fact, why has no one done this already?
User avatar #39 - xxhunterxx (06/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Like many others said,
Create charity for yourself
Donate to charity
immortality and infinite moneez.

or put it in a bank account and let interest raise it up for 4 and 364/365 years, if it isn't a leapyear, and take out and donate half to charity.
Should grant you at least 50 more years if done correctly.
User avatar #34 - CarlosRayNorris (06/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
look at everyone who just passed econ 101 in this thread, lol.
#14 - iamphoenix (06/27/2012) [-]
ITT: FJ shows its amazing financial expertise and consumer economics knowledge.
#7 - brothergrimm (06/26/2012) [-]
wow that immortal part was my first idea.
<mfw
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