Fucking Australia. G'day mate. File: -( 115 Kla, 435x435, , jpg) on holiday's Australia airport is just the carpark of massive Fosters shop get off plane, not a australia
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Fucking Australia

Tags: australia
File: -( 115 Kla, 435x435, , jpg)
on holiday's Australia
airport is just the carpark of massive Fosters shop
get off plane, not allowed until I I have a knife big enough to kill a crocodile
standard issue Australian Crocodile killing knife
Leeave airport in Kangaroo tak, sitting in the pouch
mugged by literally every person we hop past
Ffucking convicts
at hotel, it' s been repossessed by abos.
FUCKIN LAND"
withe them with gold I found lying on the ground
inside to wash Vegemite off myself
now runs only petrol
Hie outside, attacked by spider
with
nly pisses it off
Horn in half by bus sized spider
called a cunt for not being able to fight it off
get on flight back home, no petrol forthe plane because an abo sniffed it all
stuck outside Airport, get caught in passing bushfire and die
Fucking Australia.
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Views: 70595 Submitted: 01/19/2013