First time. . 38 KB, '750x600, 1330246751271 jpg) in Anonymous (ID: ) / 26/ 12( Sun) 14: 34: 56 No. 383598832 TIT: your first time yhave a yhave Men seeing her
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in Anonymous (ID: ) / 26/ 12( Sun) 14: 34: 56 No. 383598832
TIT: your first time
yhave a
yhave Men seeing her fer about two months
5 ' At' s her birthday
buy a large cardboard box, big enough for me m fit in, a ******** of wrapping paper and a card that says:
I I ' ed cut air hales in the box and have my friends seal me in and wrap me
Ffriends drive me m her house, drop me oft, ring the bell and mu
pil wait
pil keep waiting
I remember, she went out of tawn for her birthday
two weeks
pil try m weak my self out, but the cardboard is we smug
m call friends
gno signal
suspend three days living off own excrement
pass out
up feeling weird
elm being carried
SI hear a tearing sound
sharp and cold breaks threeoh the desiccated, feces speckled prison.
pil can see light
era chorus of shrieks fills my ears
mmy girlfriend and her family are screaming their heads off
pil emerge but my **** cocoon and fall over
pil have been for anew as a iamasquid
mmy tangled flagella can he lenger support my weight
SI am he longer a human being, I am a squid man doing
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Submitted: 02/27/2012
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