First contact.... . He: -( 113 KB, 350x366, aliens, jpg) you are the first human to make intelligent extraterrestrial life' area are outside ene night where nob First contact He: -( 113 KB 350x366 aliens jpg) you are the first human to make intelligent extraterrestrial life' area outside ene night where nob
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First contact...

He: -( 113 KB, 350x366, aliens, jpg)
you are the first human to make intelligent extraterrestrial life'
area are outside ene night
where nobody is around
wig space ship approaches yen. lands next to we
miner wens
alliens same out
tthey earns closer
hello. could we have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?"
what do?
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Views: 65038 Submitted: 12/03/2012
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#5 - thumbpadawan
Reply +194
(12/03/2012) [-]
********. This post said "intelligent".
********. This post said "intelligent".
#101 to #5 - gokcankrc
Reply 0
(12/03/2012) [-]
Maybe they are researching what will you do?
But right, you would say that to them.
#128 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(12/03/2012) [-]
Now that's EDGY
#290 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(12/04/2012) [-]
yur gay
#69 - sinery
Reply +65
(12/03/2012) [-]
Welcome to earth you ugly ************.
#42 - bothemastaofall
Reply +46
(12/03/2012) [-]
#60 to #42 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account**
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#82 to #42 - ompalomper
Reply +2
(12/03/2012) [-]
good thing to have
#215 to #42 - zionsype
Reply +5
(12/03/2012) [-]
"oh **** guys, they're giants and they're going to crush our ships! LAUNCH THE NUKES!"
#238 - fivefs
Reply +30
(12/03/2012) [-]
Government satellites are surely strong enough to track this landing ship.   
They'll come and lock me away for having seen the aliens...    
Unless I disable one and show the world.   
They have big eyes, small nostrils and moist looking skin...   
Initiate disable attack 24!
Government satellites are surely strong enough to track this landing ship.
They'll come and lock me away for having seen the aliens...
Unless I disable one and show the world.
They have big eyes, small nostrils and moist looking skin...
Initiate disable attack 24!
#245 to #238 - peggscott
Reply +5
(12/03/2012) [-]
>"They have big eyes, small nostrils and moist looking skin"

...By the sounds of it, you have already seen one?
#254 to #245 - fivefs
Reply 0
(12/03/2012) [-]
Based off the picture in the post and the general assumption of what the "Grays" look like   
...   
I have never made contact with the "Grays"  Oo  or studied their weaknesses  oO
Based off the picture in the post and the general assumption of what the "Grays" look like
...
I have never made contact with the "Grays" Oo or studied their weaknesses oO
#248 to #238 - anonymousU
Reply +7
(12/03/2012) [-]
First contact between man and aliens   
you throw sand in there face and kidnap one of them.   
And that's how the war between mankind and our alien overlords began.
First contact between man and aliens
you throw sand in there face and kidnap one of them.
And that's how the war between mankind and our alien overlords began.
#253 - imangryman
Reply +25
(12/03/2012) [-]
Tea-Bag him.
#257 to #253 - PiMaker
Reply +4
(12/03/2012) [-]
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#3 - fedegon
Reply +21
(12/03/2012) [-]
I tried searching something in my reaction folder for this, and this was ironically the most related thing I had.
#93 to #3 - georgeapg
Reply +1
(12/03/2012) [-]
my most related
#191 - eburn
Reply +19
(12/03/2012) [-]
#70 - thepastryistrue
Reply +19
(12/03/2012) [-]
Steal their fries and say: "Noone will ever believe you."
#247 - silverlance
Reply +15
(12/03/2012) [-]
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#244 - skinless
Reply +15
(12/03/2012) [-]
do what we do best

call it a faggot