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First contact...

He: -( 113 KB, 350x366, aliens, jpg)
you are the first human to make intelligent extraterrestrial life'
area are outside ene night
where nobody is around
wig space ship approaches yen. lands next to we
miner wens
alliens same out
tthey earns closer
hello. could we have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?"
what do?
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Submitted: 12/03/2012
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#5 - thumbpadawan (12/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
********		. This post said "intelligent".
******** . This post said "intelligent".
#69 - sinery (12/03/2012) [-]
Welcome to earth you ugly ************ .
#42 - bothemastaofall (12/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#238 - fivefs (12/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Government satellites are surely strong enough to track this landing ship.   
They'll come and lock me away for having seen the aliens...    
Unless I disable one and show the world.   
They have big eyes, small nostrils and moist looking skin...   
Initiate disable attack 24!
Government satellites are surely strong enough to track this landing ship.
They'll come and lock me away for having seen the aliens...
Unless I disable one and show the world.
They have big eyes, small nostrils and moist looking skin...
Initiate disable attack 24!
#253 - imangryman (12/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Tea-Bag him.
#3 - fedegon (12/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I tried searching something in my reaction folder for this, and this was ironically the most related thing I had.
#191 - eburn (12/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #70 - thepastryistrue (12/03/2012) [-]
Steal their fries and say: "Noone will ever believe you."
#247 - silverlance (12/03/2012) [-]
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#244 - skinless (12/03/2012) [-]
do what we do best

call it a faggot
User avatar #181 - garrettjacobsen (12/03/2012) [-]
>Promise I'll read the pamphlet
>Never do
>leave it on coffee table forever
#148 - masterofanon (12/03/2012) [-]






but that would never happen. i dont go outside
#118 - flamingpie (12/03/2012) [-]
This.
This.
#228 - kruzer (12/03/2012) [-]
Either these aliens are master trolls and traveled to another planet just to **** with one random person, or they know something human Christians don't. Either way, I'll invite them in, offer them coffee, and hear them out.
#202 - impaledsandwich (12/03/2012) [-]
Something along the lines of this.
#51 - hydedrummer (12/03/2012) [-]
**hydedrummer rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Kill it with fire **

this
#249 - cometfire (12/03/2012) [-]
Ask to travel the galaxy.
Ask to travel the galaxy.
#25 - sandubadear (12/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
but jesus is human, so how would the aliens acknowledge his existance?
#28 to #27 - HarvietheDinkle (12/03/2012) [-]
I'm agnostic.   
   
Nice try.
I'm agnostic.

Nice try.
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