Feeling Like A Dick. awkward. Feeling like a dick Storytime: its me in tth grade Treacher assigner LIE) books to read the author is famous, whatever/ pg weeks l hue
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Feeling like a dick Storytime:
its me in tth grade
Treacher assigner LIE) books to read
the author is famous, whatever/ pg
weeks later author eames to visit class
dull looking middle aged guy
gees en and en fer ever an hour about his work
where he got the inspiration fer his characters etc,
immagine Brian hem Family Guy
finally ends, leave with friend
both think his books are terrible
Slitting in cafeteria pointing out plot holes in the stories
fun ofthe cheesy characters
Mlle impressions ofthe guy
Blaugh em asses off
Hist mete leave
around, .
dude is sitting right behind mel.
SC) much fun him
work up everage to face him
friend already left. I' m alene with the guy
the **** do i do??
up walk by him fast
Cratch eve contact, .
t know what to say
dude was crying.
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#7 - aesguitar ONLINE
Reply +261
(02/28/2013) [-]
#2 - acar
Reply +195
(02/27/2013) [-]
Sure I like being a dick sometimes, but never to make someone cry.
#128 to #2 - sirclinton
Reply -5
(02/28/2013) [-]
then you don't know the fun of sticking your cock inside a girls ass, followed by crying, gets me so satisfied
then you don't know the fun of sticking your cock inside a girls ass, followed by crying, gets me so satisfied
#156 to #128 - bossauce
Reply 0
(02/28/2013) [-]
Are you a rapist?
Are you a rapist?
#164 to #156 - sirclinton
Reply 0
(02/28/2013) [-]
part rapist, part locksmith
#4 to #2 - elbrysobrony
Reply +61
(02/27/2013) [-]
#60 - ThumbItUp
Reply +67
(02/28/2013) [-]
why the **** would a supposedly famous author care about a 14 year olds opinion?
#90 to #60 - butiloveu ONLINE
Reply +6
(02/28/2013) [-]
Because it was it's own Son.
#67 to #60 - jeej
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(02/28/2013) [-]
He might have been famous in that certain town or whatever, might not be all that big.
Also, he might not get a lot of credit for his work, and sitting there, listening to someone piss on something you might consider to be your life work, that ought a hurt.
#69 to #60 - ziplockedtie
Reply +27
(02/28/2013) [-]
Just because someone is older and famous, Doesnt mean they dont have feelings.
#91 - rprol
Reply +62
(02/28/2013) [-]
This made me feel guilty and I wasn't even there.
This made me feel guilty and I wasn't even there.
#103 to #91 - whenallelsefails
Reply +3
(02/28/2013) [-]
Rumpelstiltskin FTW
Rumpelstiltskin FTW
#73 - therealtotodile
Reply +62
(02/28/2013) [-]
When I was 11 I thought I wanted to be an author. I actually tried to write a short book and I thought it turned out pretty well. When I showed it to my friends they laughed and called me a retarded dork. When I showed my sister, she said she'd seen better stories in a joke book. To this day I feel like I can never enjoy literature again. I have the draft framed on my wall to this day to remind me that I never want to be hurt like that again.
#104 to #73 - octaviano ONLINE
Reply -7
(02/28/2013) [-]
IF you make some broken Latin reaction pictures, at least use
Et feelat.
tu means "YOU" as in "YOU!!!!!!!!!"
#112 to #104 - anon
Reply 0
(02/28/2013) [-]
It's a play on "et tu Brutus?", the alleged last words of Julius Caesar. He said it as he was being assassinated at the Senate, because Brutus was his friend and he felt betrayed that Brutus too had come to kill him.
#85 to #73 - anon
Reply 0
(02/28/2013) [-]
Write again. **** them. Write it.
#194 to #73 - BerryLicious
Reply 0
(03/01/2013) [-]
I want to read it.
#96 to #73 - sigmundisdabest
Reply +2
(02/28/2013) [-]
i'll read that story! i bet it's actually pretty good :)
#196 to #73 - lilRican
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(03/01/2013) [-]
**lilRican rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at oscar pistorius **   
   
Ill read it
**lilRican rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at oscar pistorius **

Ill read it
#97 to #73 - doctorpibber
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I'd read it dude, even if it isn't great you were only 11 and it's the continuing passion for writing that'll help you get better, not nonconstructive insults from your peers.
#84 to #73 - xomcwigglesox
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Welcome to one of the many missions in life. For this one you must learn gain the knowledge and strength to overcome your obstacle and go after what you want. Be like water. Flow with the good and the bad. Something I've been learning. Not letting other's opinions, a flat tire, or bad test grades get to me. I'm sure I'd love your writing just from how you wrote your comment alone. You told a story about a short story and I enjoyed it, I'm sure we'd love the draft too.
#76 to #73 - cheesemongerbane
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(02/28/2013) [-]
I will read it too, I tried making a story around that age too and something along those lines happened to me as well. Never give up on something you love, just keep at it
I will read it too, I tried making a story around that age too and something along those lines happened to me as well. Never give up on something you love, just keep at it
#94 to #76 - crazylance
Reply +3
(02/28/2013) [-]
My, I'm trying to write a book based on The Elder Scrolls.

****.
#193 to #94 - BerryLicious
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Me too, sort of. I just dick around on Skyrim, record what happens and try to make a story out of it. I kinda like it so far.
#195 to #193 - crazylance
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(03/01/2013) [-]
Well, I invented my own race/terms/magics and sort of decided to throw a guy who is from that particular race and see how he fares with the world.
#75 to #73 - AnonsForSure
Reply +14
(02/28/2013) [-]
IF you happen to have it on the 'puter, I'd love to read it.
#80 to #75 - connordude
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(02/28/2013) [-]
same here
#99 to #80 - epicapocalypse
Reply +4
(02/28/2013) [-]
oh my god we have the same avatar
#197 to #99 - connordude
Reply 0
(03/02/2013) [-]
I find it Fabulus
#83 to #73 - maofever
Reply +16
(02/28/2013) [-]
I'd like to read it.
I'd like to read it.
#114 - iluvmoney
Reply +33
(02/28/2013) [-]
that kinda broke my heart
#133 to #114 - anon
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(02/28/2013) [-]
Anybody thought about the REAL WIFE WHO HE HURT??? NOPE / SEL FISH/ WITH SCHEMES N EVIL $$$$ THEY TELL ABOUT POIZEN IN MY FOOD? PAINS BELLY/ SICK WEIGHT LOSS/ SPECIAL DR/ FOLDERS DRS CUM @ ME DNA LAMB BEE WHO I LOVED DEARLY/ PAPA. UR KIDS/ ROTT FOSTER CARE// I NEVER FORGET DNAS TOFTURE~ DO KT FOR ME/ U LOVE ME SHED U
#163 to #133 - mrnoodlez
Reply +1
(02/28/2013) [-]
wat
#89 - hardongo ONLINE
Reply +31
(02/28/2013) [-]
pure evil
pure evil
#77 - europe
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(02/28/2013) [-]
#5 - DekuNut
Reply +26
(02/27/2013) [-]
b'aw...



#58 - XXBIOHAZARDXX
Reply +25
(02/28/2013) [-]
I hope somebody makes your anus bleed.

But since you feel guilty..

I hope he goes easy on your anus.