Fapping in a christian family. source: on.fb.me/126zi8l. Random Anonymous HT: first time you were caught watching PORN or 16 allive in very like family, have on

Fapping in a christian family

HT: first time you were caught watching
or 16
allive in very like family,
have only just discovered masturbation
Rapping furiously in my room to some
pornsite i don' t remember
to lock my bedroom door
dad walks in on me
naked body is in full view, as well as
the porno i was watching (no time to
pause it or do anything for that matter)
just stares at my face
over slowly, i attempt to cover
down beside the computer
reopens a new tab
Ayres in redtube. oom
this has much better **** than whatever
you were watching"
good to see you' re not gay, son"
stands up, walks out of the room
vi finish off to some video on redtube
lap, ever
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Submitted: 05/06/2013
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#40 - kierano (05/07/2013) [-]
"pornsite I don't remember"
"pornsite I don't remember"
#4 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Huge steaming pile of ******** .
#23 to #4 - bazda has deleted their comment [-]
#66 to #4 - shaneac (05/07/2013) [-]
Here, take this
#9 to #4 - kingthatcrawls (05/07/2013) [-]
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

It's at the top of the page on /b/..
#24 to #22 - bazda (05/07/2013) [-]
Dammit. oh well, you have a .gif, I'll delete mine.
User avatar #25 to #24 - outlawgentleman (05/07/2013) [-]
We posted that a practically the same time..That was neat.
#26 to #25 - bazda (05/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 to #4 - thinegame (05/07/2013) [-]
You think anything 4chan says is true?
User avatar #5 to #4 - GhostOfRavenclaw (05/07/2013) [-]
you dont believe a hardcore christian family would prefer porn to a gay son?
User avatar #10 - szymonf (05/07/2013) [-]
first of all, I don't think I'd be able to finish if my parents were to walk in n me.
secondly, I hate forgetting the name of a pornsite that i just discovered.
#43 - starshroom (05/07/2013) [-]
"It's always the best fap ever when dad helps!"
User avatar #29 - EpicTexan (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, no.
#42 - kraetyz (05/07/2013) [-]
>talks to dad
>best fap ever

Sure he's not gay?
#85 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#11 - clickythepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
I was expecting a "let me give you a hand with that" kind of story, god wtf has the internet done to me!?
#28 to #11 - derpypotato (05/07/2013) [-]
i was expecting the same WTF!
User avatar #17 - ilovemyguns (05/07/2013) [-]
I've never been caught. Ever. I even masterbated behind a white board in the computer room at my highschool with other people, kids and the teacher, being there. I whiped it on the mouse pad and went to the bathroom to finish cleaning up.
User avatar #19 to #17 - maltionthefurry (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah same here. I did it in a hotel room right next to my parents while they were sleeping.
User avatar #27 to #19 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Who hasn't done that one?
User avatar #34 to #27 - fuzzyballs (05/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 to #19 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
...i did it in a hotel closet once...with my then girlfriend and her mom sleeping like 10 feet away...
#78 to #38 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
if you are on funnyjunk then you have no girlfriend
#97 to #78 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Well...yeah, not anymore I don't. i said she was my then girlfriend...thought that implied that we broke up at some point afterwards.
#82 to #17 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
I fap under the duvet, i once fapped while my mom was in the room saying goodnight
#53 to #17 - snipys (05/07/2013) [-]
Cumgratulations... I guess......
User avatar #36 to #17 - needmoredairy (05/07/2013) [-]
I read that as you masturbated behind a white board in the computer room at highschool with other people. Like there was just a circle jerk happening behind this white board and no one noticed.
#20 to #17 - themuffinmaan (05/07/2013) [-]
uhh.. good job I guess...
uhh.. good job I guess...
User avatar #21 - KillerKlownKKK (05/07/2013) [-]
My Dad gave me the "Talk" by asking if I knew about condoms I said yes he asked if I was a virgin I said Yes, He called me a pussy and gave me a folded piece of paper with account info for Brazzers and teens for cash, and walked out of the room. BEST 15th Birthday EVER!
User avatar #49 - farn (05/07/2013) [-]
dad walks in best fap ever?!
User avatar #50 to #49 - yunoknow (05/07/2013) [-]
wouldn't expect any less from /b/
User avatar #51 to #50 - farn (05/07/2013) [-]
from /b/ i would expect pregnant mom
User avatar #52 to #51 - farn (05/07/2013) [-]
damn thats hot
User avatar #55 to #52 - wersand (05/07/2013) [-]
Did you just comment on your own comment?
User avatar #76 to #55 - farn (05/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
#62 - ashedust (05/07/2013) [-]
I've never been caught.
I've never been caught.
User avatar #90 to #62 - awalkingparadox (05/07/2013) [-]
thats what you might think.
User avatar #72 to #62 - ArtifactMind (05/07/2013) [-]
I should point out, whenever you fap, you produce sweat and smells.

They can smell it.
User avatar #80 to #72 - caesarslegion (05/07/2013) [-]
I live in Southern California, were the daytime low is 70 degrees, they ain't smelling **** on me,.
#69 to #62 - pureenergyy (05/07/2013) [-]
Or so you believe....
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User avatar #83 to #65 - mindsculptorjace (05/07/2013) [-]
I can confirm, that's when I started.
#88 to #83 - larryqa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #96 to #88 - toastersburnthings (05/07/2013) [-]
Bitch please, I discovered it at eight.
User avatar #86 to #65 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
I began at 14...
User avatar #92 to #86 - blackstratocaster (05/07/2013) [-]
I started at around 7 or 8. I didn't know what masturbation was then; I just sort of started rubbing it and it felt good, so I didn't stop.
User avatar #64 - tbeastha (05/07/2013) [-]
>be me just now 15
>looking at tumblr & playing league
>kass/shy suck to hard
>i rage quit
>get bored see some porn on tumblr
>hard on
>get to some real stuff on redtube
>start fapping to asian girl ******* guy in wolf costume
>gets better
> at this point im turnt up to 11 on my jackoff scale
>can feel the foundation on the house shake
>i forgot my cum rag
>panic because im about to blow
>throw laptop off me as i jump across the room for a towl
>slip fall on my back
>blow load all over and i mean ALL over
>load landed on face\cum still oozing all over\chest looks like a glazed donut
>grandma walks in
>"did you feel that earthqua..."
>i feel like a deer as she stares horrified at what she sees
>she turns around walks out
im not going to leave my room for a few days now
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User avatar #54 - isradam (05/07/2013) [-]
Only been "caught" once.
Was sitting on my bed, "reading" playboy. My dad walks in and I just so manage to cover myself with the mag to make it look like I'm reading and he goes "Go to page 12, there's this awesome photo"
#33 - captaindropkik (05/07/2013) [-]
he could've at least helped you finish.
User avatar #31 - splendiddust (05/07/2013) [-]
>be in grade 2
>mum walked around naked a lot
>knew the names of the parts but nothing about them
>start google searching vajinas boobs and lesbiens all in those spellings
>mum finds out
>wtf dust why do you do this
>and i run off
#93 - zeroxnight (05/07/2013) [-]
be 10, just sitting here masturbating while they walk in on me.    
make eye contact.    
be 10, just sitting here masturbating while they walk in on me.
make eye contact.
#71 - mehy (05/07/2013) [-]
MFW me and my dad are enemies ...
MFW me and my dad are enemies ...
User avatar #87 to #71 - cannabinoid (05/07/2013) [-]
what the **** is hitting him
User avatar #89 to #87 - aesis (05/07/2013) [-]
Looks like Medic's glove.
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