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Fapping in a christian family

Random
Anonymous
HT: first time you were caught watching
PORN
or 16
allive in very like family,
have only just discovered masturbation
Rapping furiously in my room to some
pornsite i don' t remember
to lock my bedroom door
dad walks in on me
naked body is in full view, as well as
the porno i was watching (no time to
pause it or do anything for that matter)
just stares at my face
jpg
over slowly, i attempt to cover
blankets
down beside the computer
reopens a new tab
Ayres in redtube. oom
this has much better **** than whatever
you were watching"
hwhut?
good to see you' re not gay, son"
stands up, walks out of the room
vi finish off to some video on redtube
lap, ever
201 3 Ah/ l
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Submitted: 05/06/2013
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#40 - kierano (05/07/2013) [-]
"pornsite I don't remember"
"pornsite I don't remember"
#4 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
Huge steaming pile of ******** .
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#23 to #4 - bazda has deleted their comment [-]
#66 to #4 - shaneac (05/07/2013) [-]
Here, take this
#9 to #4 - kingthatcrawls (05/07/2013) [-]
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

It's at the top of the page on /b/..
#24 to #22 - bazda (05/07/2013) [-]
Dammit. oh well, you have a .gif, I'll delete mine.
User avatar #25 to #24 - outlawgentleman (05/07/2013) [-]
We posted that a practically the same time..That was neat.
#26 to #25 - bazda (05/07/2013) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #7 to #4 - thinegame (05/07/2013) [-]
You think anything 4chan says is true?
User avatar #5 to #4 - GhostOfRavenclaw (05/07/2013) [-]
you dont believe a hardcore christian family would prefer porn to a gay son?
User avatar #10 - szymonf (05/07/2013) [-]
first of all, I don't think I'd be able to finish if my parents were to walk in n me.
secondly, I hate forgetting the name of a pornsite that i just discovered.
#43 - starshroom (05/07/2013) [-]
"It's always the best fap ever when dad helps!"
User avatar #29 - EpicTexan (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, no.
#42 - kraetyz (05/07/2013) [-]
>talks to dad
>best fap ever

Sure he's not gay?
#85 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#11 - clickythepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
I was expecting a "let me give you a hand with that" kind of story, god wtf has the internet done to me!?
#28 to #11 - derpypotato (05/07/2013) [-]
i was expecting the same WTF!
User avatar #17 - ilovemyguns (05/07/2013) [-]
I've never been caught. Ever. I even masterbated behind a white board in the computer room at my highschool with other people, kids and the teacher, being there. I whiped it on the mouse pad and went to the bathroom to finish cleaning up.
User avatar #19 to #17 - maltionthefurry (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah same here. I did it in a hotel room right next to my parents while they were sleeping.
User avatar #27 to #19 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Who hasn't done that one?
User avatar #34 to #27 - fuzzyballs (05/07/2013) [-]
yo
User avatar #38 to #19 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
...i did it in a hotel closet once...with my then girlfriend and her mom sleeping like 10 feet away...
#78 to #38 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
if you are on funnyjunk then you have no girlfriend
#97 to #78 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Well...yeah, not anymore I don't. i said she was my then girlfriend...thought that implied that we broke up at some point afterwards.
#82 to #17 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
I fap under the duvet, i once fapped while my mom was in the room saying goodnight
#53 to #17 - snipys (05/07/2013) [-]
Cumgratulations... I guess......
User avatar #36 to #17 - needmoredairy (05/07/2013) [-]
I read that as you masturbated behind a white board in the computer room at highschool with other people. Like there was just a circle jerk happening behind this white board and no one noticed.
#20 to #17 - themuffinmaan (05/07/2013) [-]
uhh.. good job I guess...
uhh.. good job I guess...
User avatar #21 - KillerKlownKKK (05/07/2013) [-]
My Dad gave me the "Talk" by asking if I knew about condoms I said yes he asked if I was a virgin I said Yes, He called me a pussy and gave me a folded piece of paper with account info for Brazzers and teens for cash, and walked out of the room. BEST 15th Birthday EVER!
User avatar #49 - farn (05/07/2013) [-]
dad walks in best fap ever?!
User avatar #50 to #49 - yunoknow (05/07/2013) [-]
wouldn't expect any less from /b/
User avatar #51 to #50 - farn (05/07/2013) [-]
from /b/ i would expect pregnant mom
User avatar #52 to #51 - farn (05/07/2013) [-]
damn thats hot
User avatar #55 to #52 - wersand (05/07/2013) [-]
Did you just comment on your own comment?
User avatar #76 to #55 - farn (05/07/2013) [-]
giggedy
User avatar #3 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
>Never
#62 - ashedust (05/07/2013) [-]
I've never been caught.
I've never been caught.
User avatar #90 to #62 - awalkingparadox (05/07/2013) [-]
thats what you might think.
User avatar #72 to #62 - ArtifactMind (05/07/2013) [-]
I should point out, whenever you fap, you produce sweat and smells.

They can smell it.
thatshowistoppedfapping
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User avatar #80 to #72 - caesarslegion (05/07/2013) [-]
I live in Southern California, were the daytime low is 70 degrees, they ain't smelling **** on me,.
#69 to #62 - pureenergyy (05/07/2013) [-]
Or so you believe....
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User avatar #83 to #65 - mindsculptorjace (05/07/2013) [-]
I can confirm, that's when I started.
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User avatar #96 to #88 - toastersburnthings (05/07/2013) [-]
Bitch please, I discovered it at eight.
User avatar #86 to #65 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (05/07/2013) [-]
I began at 14...
User avatar #92 to #86 - blackstratocaster (05/07/2013) [-]
I started at around 7 or 8. I didn't know what masturbation was then; I just sort of started rubbing it and it felt good, so I didn't stop.
User avatar #64 - tbeastha (05/07/2013) [-]
>be me just now 15
>looking at tumblr & playing league
>kass/shy suck to hard
>i rage quit
>get bored see some porn on tumblr
>hard on
>get to some real stuff on redtube
>start fapping to asian girl ******* guy in wolf costume
>gets better
> at this point im turnt up to 11 on my jackoff scale
>can feel the foundation on the house shake
>i forgot my cum rag
>panic because im about to blow
>throw laptop off me as i jump across the room for a towl
>slip fall on my back
>blow load all over and i mean ALL over
>load landed on face\cum still oozing all over\chest looks like a glazed donut
>grandma walks in
>"did you feel that earthqua..."
>i feel like a deer as she stares horrified at what she sees
>she turns around walks out
im not going to leave my room for a few days now
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User avatar #54 - isradam (05/07/2013) [-]
Only been "caught" once.
Was sitting on my bed, "reading" playboy. My dad walks in and I just so manage to cover myself with the mag to make it look like I'm reading and he goes "Go to page 12, there's this awesome photo"
#33 - captaindropkik (05/07/2013) [-]
he could've at least helped you finish.
User avatar #31 - splendiddust (05/07/2013) [-]
>be in grade 2
>mum walked around naked a lot
>knew the names of the parts but nothing about them
>start google searching vajinas boobs and lesbiens all in those spellings
>mum finds out
>wtf dust why do you do this
>I THINK ITS SEXY
>and i run off
#93 - zeroxnight (05/07/2013) [-]
be 10, just sitting here masturbating while they walk in on me.    
make eye contact.    
continue
be 10, just sitting here masturbating while they walk in on me.
make eye contact.
continue
#71 - mehy (05/07/2013) [-]
MFW me and my dad are enemies ...
MFW me and my dad are enemies ...
User avatar #87 to #71 - cannabinoid (05/07/2013) [-]
what the **** is hitting him
User avatar #89 to #87 - aesis (05/07/2013) [-]
Looks like Medic's glove.
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