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Fapping can take you places

Anonymous (ID: )
ahad moved to a new house, be 16
wwas next door to a really cute Deadhead in
the year below
tjust aced a maths exam, start the reward
wank
wwas thinking of cute as **** redhead next
door
ashes so ******* hot, always smiles at me
swanked on and off for about forty minutes
window blinds are slightly open
llook
from next door outside just
opened the gate to my house
***********
ttry to hide huge boner
ccan' t put boner back into pants, was
wearing tight thermals because sold as ****
sshe peers in window
usees decamping around with a boner
trying to hide it
through blowing my load
ijizz all over me
sshe looks at me and is currently pissing
herself laughing
ago red as a beetroot
helose blinds with cock out
mclean up
sshe knocks on the door five minutes later
llet her in, pretends like nothing happened
sshe leaves two hours later, first time we
ever really talked, hit it off really well
ssaid she liked the show i put on
been dating for five years now
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Submitted: 07/27/2013
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User avatar #1 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
I should really masturbate with the blinds open more often.

There's a whole parking lot full of possible soul mates.
#39 to #1 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
My neighbours are either old or fat ;-;
#90 to #39 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
And that's a hindrance?
User avatar #191 to #1 - hokon (07/27/2013) [-]
Hello Alexander!

btw yeskon
User avatar #247 to #1 - linktheherooftime (07/28/2013) [-]
You say parking lot. Do you live in a van or something?
#8 to #1 - taurusguy (07/27/2013) [-]
Construction workers make the best soul mates
#3 to #1 - imapancake (07/27/2013) [-]
Yeah.. "soul mates"
User avatar #6 to #3 - penusflytrap (07/27/2013) [-]
Your username, comment, and picture just combined together to make me laugh so ******* hard I started coughing
#209 to #6 - doubledisme (07/28/2013) [-]
this is coming from the guy with the user name with penis spelled wrong
User avatar #258 to #209 - penusflytrap (07/29/2013) [-]
A.) It's a play on words. Venus Fly Trap, Penus Fly Trap.

B.) I don't understand the need to insult me, I was complimenting somebody, jackass
#259 to #258 - doubledisme (07/29/2013) [-]
I know its a play on words
and I wasnt insulating you I was saying your user name did the same to me
User avatar #261 to #259 - penusflytrap (07/29/2013) [-]
Well I'm not going to continue arguing, but you could have worded it better
#264 to #261 - doubledisme (07/29/2013) [-]
yea your are right
#113 - moorbs (07/27/2013) [-]
'headhead'
User avatar #130 to #126 - minecraftlamer (07/27/2013) [-]
ha i understood that reference
#123 to #113 - johrny (07/27/2013) [-]
Oh my.....
Oh my.....
#34 - bloobs (07/27/2013) [-]
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
#30 - sidathon (07/27/2013) [-]
I was expecting some spaghetti, dinosaur or bel air thing at the end
#31 to #30 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
This **** again? oh god. "I was expecting dat and that blablabla" Stfu you phaggot.
User avatar #153 to #30 - wtfduud (07/27/2013) [-]
That only happens when you don't expect it.
#9 - thewisedane (07/27/2013) [-]
Not the usual way to do it, but a girlfriend is a girlfriend.
Not the usual way to do it, but a girlfriend is a girlfriend.
#139 - droop (07/27/2013) [-]
Either he has a 			*******		 gigantic dick or he was smooth as hell those first 2 hours.
Either he has a ******* gigantic dick or he was smooth as hell those first 2 hours.
User avatar #157 to #139 - cormy (07/27/2013) [-]
Why's that?
User avatar #158 to #157 - droop (07/27/2013) [-]
Because if someone catches someone masturbating, usually that's not something that tells that person they're a good catch.
User avatar #170 to #158 - sonicg (07/27/2013) [-]
Unless voyeurism.
User avatar #159 to #158 - cormy (07/27/2013) [-]
oic
User avatar #181 to #139 - ivoryhammer (07/27/2013) [-]
Or this didn't happen.
#2 - mojotion ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
>Really cute headhead
>Really cute headhead
#249 to #2 - HumbertoL (07/28/2013) [-]
I had to read the comment 4 times before I realized the post didn't say "redhead"
I had to read the comment 4 times before I realized the post didn't say "redhead"
User avatar #44 to #2 - jwash (07/27/2013) [-]
If you find a hot redhead, and theyre out there, its what I call the unicorn. Usually theyre pretty wild in bed too.
#59 to #44 - noschool (07/27/2013) [-]
>Really cute headhead
he was pointing out the misspelling
User avatar #83 to #59 - hates (07/27/2013) [-]
I was expecting someone to comment with the pic of the win girls that share a body
#42 to #2 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
girl redheads are often hot. boy redheads are usually disgusting
User avatar #92 to #42 - psykobear (07/27/2013) [-]
headhead
User avatar #115 to #2 - garymotherfingoak (07/27/2013) [-]
i dont get it. whats the problem?
#252 to #115 - noschool (07/28/2013) [-]
he pointed out the typo in the content
User avatar #253 to #252 - garymotherfingoak (07/28/2013) [-]
oh, thanks
User avatar #109 to #2 - imaginariness (07/27/2013) [-]
I'm kinda surprised I filled in the blank. Didn't even notice.
User avatar #152 to #2 - wtfduud (07/27/2013) [-]
"Who the **** invited Head Head?"
#145 - mbmtwofour (07/27/2013) [-]
>headhead

Well, I hope the three of you have a nice life together
#86 - sorrybut (07/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #124 to #86 - baditch (07/27/2013) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #128 to #124 - sorrybut (07/27/2013) [-]
"The Box", 2007. There's also a movie with the same name from 2009, not to be confused.
#125 to #86 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
Where is that from? If I may ask.
User avatar #53 - tonyxx (07/27/2013) [-]
"Dad, how did you and mommy meet?"

"Well son, I blew a load on my face while your mother watched"
User avatar #103 to #53 - niggasaurus (07/27/2013) [-]
Comment #51 has a perfectly fitting gif
#33 - trollgiggity (07/27/2013) [-]
>Be 17
>Miss
#193 to #33 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
how has this been in the top comments 4 times already?
It's getting really ******* old.
#174 - futtef (07/27/2013) [-]
MFW Headhead
#187 to #174 - imlost ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
that headhead
#146 - fiddlestickz (07/27/2013) [-]
redhead's fw
redhead's fw
#225 - esmebuffay (07/28/2013) [-]
Headhead's are so ******* sexy.
#238 to #225 - spanishninja (07/28/2013) [-]
didnt realized until now
cannot unsee
User avatar #231 to #225 - shenanigansjuice (07/28/2013) [-]
That typo was all I could think about the whole time.
#15 - pappathethird (07/27/2013) [-]
I want to believe
I want to believe
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#51 - toneboi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #199 to #51 - monkeysniper (07/27/2013) [-]
Not saying it is but could be real, I've seen crazier things happen all the time
User avatar #254 to #51 - skullnigga (07/28/2013) [-]
i like that gif
#141 to #51 - billfdauterive (07/27/2013) [-]
Why did noone invite me to this long comment conversation?
Why did noone invite me to this long comment conversation?
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#143 to #141 - toneboi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#142 to #141 - dalegribelb (07/27/2013) [-]
'Cause your fat!
#131 to #51 - robertbobbyhill (07/27/2013) [-]
Where do you people keep getting videos of me from?! my username
#134 to #131 - hankrutherfordhill (07/27/2013) [-]
Much like the fine gas, propane, this comment is likely to light up quick. wuit posting videos of my son!   I to have releavance.
Much like the fine gas, propane, this comment is likely to light up quick. wuit posting videos of my son! I to have releavance.
#140 to #134 - jboomhauer (07/27/2013) [-]
Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there.
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#132 to #131 - toneboi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#135 to #132 - hankrutherfordhill (07/27/2013) [-]
I don't know much about the internet, but delete those jay-pegs of my son!
I don't know much about the internet, but delete those jay-pegs of my son!
#138 to #135 - dalegribelb (07/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, Hank, listen to your woman and relax HA!
#137 to #135 - peggyhill (07/27/2013) [-]
Oh, relax Hank, he is just a boy he probably posted on the google, where this young boy found it.
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#5 - kingcn (07/27/2013) [-]
>headhead
#220 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
OP'sFW
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