Ex-gf has an abortion. from on.fb.me/126zi8l. Cl Anonymous (ID: ) owns; 1 ) 1 2: 141: 50 548 Replies: 478626584 (DP! ft has an abortion that threatens her life
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Ex-gf has an abortion

Cl Anonymous (ID: ) owns;
1 ) 1 2: 141: 50 548 Replies:
478626584 (DP! ft
has an abortion that
threatens her life
in to go support her
sawkward
asks me to play soothing music
metal at max volume
Course tells me to out it out
Aix asks me about my life
make small talk, avoid mention of
current girlfriend
who looks sad
Essentually the bombshell drops
the baby was yours"
smog pause
Eeveryone else in the room looks at me,
horrified
mar parents are there too
goes blank
insists it' s mine, "Maybe the condom
broke or something"
awe room goes more silent
Nile, the condom couldn' t have broke, I
always ****** you anal because ifthat
time you pissed on my dick, remember?"
who goes pale
fit must be you, it oan' t be anyone else -, "
go on and on about how I only ever
****** her anal and the time she shat on
my dick and show everyone iphone
pictures of my dick to prove
i' m not the father
mar parents start screaming at me and
her
Course escorts me out
Whoops.
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#76 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
>Doesn't like piss on dick
>Doesn't mind **** covered dick
#29 - kitsunemochalite (05/10/2013) [-]
This **** doesn't happen on Barbie.com! ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #33 to #29 - joens (05/10/2013) [-]
Surprisingly related
#116 to #29 - lordumpalumpa (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, if they insist to try it again...
User avatar #26 to #1 - thisisspartah (05/10/2013) [-]
i thought it was
On the other hand, millions are dying on this tissue
#53 to #26 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
that doesn't even make sense...
#77 to #1 - bleepo (05/10/2013) [-]
More like it gives choice to the legal guardian.
#112 to #1 - cleptomanicx (05/10/2013) [-]
if you quote somebody, you have to mention the broacher
#15 - therealsuperderpy (05/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Parent's FW
#16 to #15 - makonendrak ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
THIS
#18 - obeythebiscuits (05/10/2013) [-]
sooo... was it his??
User avatar #20 to #18 - emptysuperman (05/10/2013) [-]
Doesn't really matter. But his story sounded inconsistent and she seemed sure. Also, you could get pregnant even from anal sex. It's crazy unlikely, but there's something called "the splash factor." Or she just ****** some other guy. Not really the point of the story.
#22 to #20 - obeythebiscuits (05/10/2013) [-]
but.. i NEEEEEED to know
#21 to #18 - autoxx (05/10/2013) [-]
If it was black then yes.
Anal makes black people.
#23 to #21 - obeythebiscuits (05/10/2013) [-]
I can die happy now that u said this...
I can die happy now that u said this...
User avatar #24 to #21 - thisisspartah (05/10/2013) [-]
and asians are from the pee hole
#25 to #24 - autoxx (05/10/2013) [-]
Or if she uses a calculator as a dildo...
User avatar #32 to #25 - secretdestroyers (05/10/2013) [-]
Or if the baby is able to read the mother's mind...
#41 to #25 - amuzen (05/10/2013) [-]
I always thought it was if the sperm was holding a calculator when it was traded to the fetus then it would digivolve into a asian.
User avatar #5 to #3 - Nightelfbane (05/10/2013) [-]
hi misster
#35 to #6 - theendermanman (05/10/2013) [-]
i'm getting real tiered of your **** miscarriage
User avatar #40 to #35 - miscarriage (05/10/2013) [-]
How so?
#2 - timelordeternal ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #73 to #2 - harlequinlove (05/10/2013) [-]
I love that movie; I haven't seen the new one yet, but I've heard it sucks compared to the original.
I felt like that word was important.
#17 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
So he worries about piss, but will gladly let **** on there? The hell?
#51 - bdowns (05/10/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at good job craig ** atleast you are not the father
User avatar #52 to #51 - thederpestest (05/10/2013) [-]
Holy **** dude
#30 - sreggin (05/10/2013) [-]
to all faggots reposting 4chan. this is how u size a post, not 3000 pixels wide, u ********
#60 - yunablade (05/10/2013) [-]
**yunablade rolled a random image posted in comment #3701697 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **



>Does not like vaginal because gf pissed on him once

> Does anal, does not mind dick getting covered in ****


>MFW
#7 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
A girl can get pregnant by doing anal (not ass-pregnant) by sperm leaking out.
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#145 to #44 - DangerToManifold (05/10/2013) [-]
.......the **** is wrong with you?
#126 to #7 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
no. . . it doesn't. if you take that sperm with your hand and shove it up your twat it might, but the sperm touching the edge of a pussy, yeah that one stays there. ******* idiot.
#8 to #7 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
No, it can't.
#12 to #8 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
Your brilliant argument has swayed me, your use of evidence and reason has caused me to reevaluate my debating skills
User avatar #14 to #12 - nevrit ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Dammit Koreans, stop fighting! This right here is why there is a north and south divide in your countries!
#28 to #12 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
**anonymous enjoys anal impregnation**
#86 to #12 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
...that's the first time I've ever seen an anon get so many thumbs...
...that's the first time I've ever seen an anon get so many thumbs...
User avatar #150 to #92 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
i joined not even like 5 months ago...
User avatar #144 to #86 - hellsjester (05/10/2013) [-]
in his defense was pretty funny
User avatar #149 to #86 - sprok **User deleted account** (05/10/2013) [-]
An anon has the highest amount of thumbs ever gotten
#11 to #8 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
*she
User avatar #64 to #8 - oceanfrank (05/10/2013) [-]
why not anon?
User avatar #134 to #7 - stefanolopcus ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
damn... that would be a really ****** situation /:
User avatar #71 to #7 - megustaculo (05/10/2013) [-]
that wouldve been one ****** baby
#36 to #7 - trazan (05/10/2013) [-]
In theory it could be possible but it is unlikely as it need to both enter and reach far up in the uterus to be able to impregnate. I would compare to the myth that you can get pregnant from sperm in a Jacuzzi.
User avatar #54 to #36 - cormy (05/10/2013) [-]
Jacuzzi azn heated tub that would most definitely kill any sperm in it?
User avatar #158 to #54 - trazan (05/11/2013) [-]
My point exactly you can't get pregnant in a jacuzzi
User avatar #159 to #158 - cormy (05/11/2013) [-]
I've never heard that myth before... What made people think it would be possible? Did they think the heat from the jacuzzi would keep them alive instead of boiling them?
User avatar #163 to #159 - trazan (05/13/2013) [-]
I don't know. I would guess the rumor started when someone tried to lie their way out of being pregnant from having sex sex. Apperently some people think it would be possible for a guy to cum in the tub and the sperm swimming across the whole thing and up in her vagina
#146 to #54 - DangerToManifold (05/10/2013) [-]
most likely it would give a nice warm environment for the sperm to live in.
User avatar #147 to #146 - cormy (05/10/2013) [-]
Well how hot does a Jacuzzi usually go? I know it's hot enough that the surface water is constantly evaporating and it feels hot to the touch so I expect it's in the 40 degree celcius range at least, hotter than our core temperature and far hotter than temporatures our gonads would typically experience.
#82 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
#129 - jennalynnification (05/10/2013) [-]
You never know when you have to go.
You never know when you have to go.
#141 to #139 - jennalynnification (05/10/2013) [-]
I think that was the best possible response pic I've seen in a while. Made me cough my kool aid up my nose by accident haha.
I think that was the best possible response pic I've seen in a while. Made me cough my kool aid up my nose by accident haha.
#48 - kontraband (05/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #61 to #48 - kittygerman (05/10/2013) [-]
When they try anal and didn't like it. "Thanks Obama."
#122 - xxscopemanxx (05/10/2013) [-]
nice try /b/ we all never get laid.
User avatar #67 - umaya (05/10/2013) [-]
She pissed on his dick so they don't do vaginal again? You could just make sure you don't bang her on a full bladder.
#46 - vonspyder ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
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#37 - MAHEREX (05/10/2013) [-]
Child Averted
#27 - Forfunaccount (05/10/2013) [-]
This one word made me laugh the hardest.
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