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1 ) 1 2: 141: 50 548 Replies:
478626584 (DP! ft
has an abortion that
threatens her life
in to go support her
sawkward
asks me to play soothing music
metal at max volume
Course tells me to out it out
Aix asks me about my life
make small talk, avoid mention of
current girlfriend
who looks sad
Essentually the bombshell drops
the baby was yours"
smog pause
Eeveryone else in the room looks at me,
horrified
mar parents are there too
goes blank
insists it' s mine, "Maybe the condom
broke or something"
awe room goes more silent
Nile, the condom couldn' t have broke, I
always fucked you anal because ifthat
time you pissed on my dick, remember?"
who goes pale
fit must be you, it oan' t be anyone else -, "
go on and on about how I only ever
fucked her anal and the time she shat on
my dick and show everyone iphone
pictures of my dick to prove
i' m not the father
mar parents start screaming at me and
her
Course escorts me out
Whoops.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - kokkodellrrisch
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(05/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 to #1 - thisisspartah
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(05/10/2013) [-]
i thought it was
On the other hand, millions are dying on this tissue
#53 to #26 - anon id: f00992c0
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(05/10/2013) [-]
that doesn't even make sense...
#77 to #1 - bleepo
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(05/10/2013) [-]
More like it gives choice to the legal guardian.
#138 to #1 - shoryuken
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#112 to #1 - cleptomanicx
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(05/10/2013) [-]
if you quote somebody, you have to mention the broacher
#29 - kitsunemochalite
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(05/10/2013) [-]
This **** doesn't happen on Barbie.com! ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #33 to #29 - joens
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Surprisingly related
#116 to #29 - lordumpalumpa
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Well, if they insist to try it again...
#3 - miscarriage
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(05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 to #3 - Nightelfbane
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(05/10/2013) [-]
hi misster
#6 to #5 - miscarriage
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Hey
#35 to #6 - theendermanman
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(05/10/2013) [-]
i'm getting real tiered of your **** miscarriage
User avatar #40 to #35 - miscarriage
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(05/10/2013) [-]
How so?
#18 - obeythebiscuits
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(05/10/2013) [-]
sooo... was it his??
User avatar #20 to #18 - emptysuperman
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Doesn't really matter. But his story sounded inconsistent and she seemed sure. Also, you could get pregnant even from anal sex. It's crazy unlikely, but there's something called "the splash factor." Or she just ****** some other guy. Not really the point of the story.
#22 to #20 - obeythebiscuits
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(05/10/2013) [-]
but.. i NEEEEEED to know
#21 to #18 - autoxx
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(05/10/2013) [-]
If it was black then yes.
Anal makes black people.
#23 to #21 - obeythebiscuits
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I can die happy now that u said this...
I can die happy now that u said this...
User avatar #24 to #21 - thisisspartah
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(05/10/2013) [-]
and asians are from the pee hole
#25 to #24 - autoxx
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Or if she uses a calculator as a dildo...
User avatar #32 to #25 - secretdestroyers
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Or if the baby is able to read the mother's mind...
User avatar #41 to #25 - amuzen
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I always thought it was if the sperm was holding a calculator when it was traded to the fetus then it would digivolve into a asian.
#76 - anonymoose
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(05/10/2013) [-]
>Doesn't like piss on dick
>Doesn't mind **** covered dick
#7 - anon id: 436f89f7
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(05/10/2013) [-]
A girl can get pregnant by doing anal (not ass-pregnant) by sperm leaking out.
#44 to #7 - fabelousnagger
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#145 to #44 - DangerToManifold
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.......the **** is wrong with you?
#8 to #7 - anon id: ac067aca
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(05/10/2013) [-]
No, it can't.
User avatar #64 to #8 - oceanfrank
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(05/10/2013) [-]
why not anon?
#12 to #8 - anon id: 6eba0bca
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Your brilliant argument has swayed me, your use of evidence and reason has caused me to reevaluate my debating skills
User avatar #14 to #12 - nevrit
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Dammit Koreans, stop fighting! This right here is why there is a north and south divide in your countries!
#86 to #12 - huntergriff
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(05/10/2013) [-]
...that's the first time I've ever seen an anon get so many thumbs...
...that's the first time I've ever seen an anon get so many thumbs...
#92 to #86 - Mojake
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User avatar #150 to #92 - huntergriff
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(05/10/2013) [-]
i joined not even like 5 months ago...
User avatar #149 to #86 - sprok **User deleted account**
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An anon has the highest amount of thumbs ever gotten
User avatar #144 to #86 - hellsjester
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in his defense was pretty funny
#28 to #12 - anon id: 6c549067
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(05/10/2013) [-]
**anonymous enjoys anal impregnation**
#11 to #8 - anon id: 649d56d7
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*she
#126 to #7 - anon id: 0256a945
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(05/10/2013) [-]
no. . . it doesn't. if you take that sperm with your hand and shove it up your twat it might, but the sperm touching the edge of a pussy, yeah that one stays there. ******* idiot.
User avatar #134 to #7 - stefanolopcus
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(05/10/2013) [-]
damn... that would be a really ****** situation /:
User avatar #71 to #7 - megustaculo
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(05/10/2013) [-]
that wouldve been one ****** baby
#36 to #7 - trazan
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In theory it could be possible but it is unlikely as it need to both enter and reach far up in the uterus to be able to impregnate. I would compare to the myth that you can get pregnant from sperm in a Jacuzzi.
User avatar #54 to #36 - cormy
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Jacuzzi azn heated tub that would most definitely kill any sperm in it?
User avatar #158 to #54 - trazan
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(05/11/2013) [-]
My point exactly you can't get pregnant in a jacuzzi
User avatar #159 to #158 - cormy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I've never heard that myth before... What made people think it would be possible? Did they think the heat from the jacuzzi would keep them alive instead of boiling them?
User avatar #163 to #159 - trazan
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(05/13/2013) [-]
I don't know. I would guess the rumor started when someone tried to lie their way out of being pregnant from having sex sex. Apperently some people think it would be possible for a guy to cum in the tub and the sperm swimming across the whole thing and up in her vagina
#146 to #54 - DangerToManifold
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(05/10/2013) [-]
most likely it would give a nice warm environment for the sperm to live in.
User avatar #147 to #146 - cormy
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Well how hot does a Jacuzzi usually go? I know it's hot enough that the surface water is constantly evaporating and it feels hot to the touch so I expect it's in the 40 degree celcius range at least, hotter than our core temperature and far hotter than temporatures our gonads would typically experience.
#4 - anon id: 7b64417c
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Hey guys! Just realized anon...is short for anonymous...
#45 to #4 - fabelousnagger
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(05/10/2013) [-]
no anon is short for N.Korean citizen
#38 to #4 - MAHEREX
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(05/10/2013) [-]
let me save you some time and effort by telling you that N. Korean Citizen is short for North Korean Citizen
User avatar #9 to #4 - hydromatic
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I just realized you're a faggot.
#15 - therealsuperderpy
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(05/10/2013) [-]
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Parent's FW
#16 to #15 - makonendrak
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(05/10/2013) [-]
THIS
#51 - bdowns
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(05/10/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at good job craig ** atleast you are not the father
User avatar #52 to #51 - thederpestest
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Holy **** dude
#30 - sreggin
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(05/10/2013) [-]
to all faggots reposting 4chan. this is how u size a post, not 3000 pixels wide, u ********