Everything went better than expected. from on.fb.me/126zi8l. Happened tn me last night : sbe 20 llast night, at about lam xboxer, decide tn text my ssend tn her
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Everything went better than expected

Happened tn me last night :
sbe 20
llast night, at about lam
xboxer, decide tn text my *********
ssend tn here picture & my dick
send it tn my parents
T: -parents he at about (120 miles, ******* ) wmm me
presume they are asleep
stake my Cal"
strive like may
seam
servive tn my parents muse
in the muse like a thief
tthey always let their phana m the living mm table
regret: the phana
omelete the picture
sleave slowly the muse
I came back tn my place at aam, my parents knew nathing ainut that.
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Submitted: 05/23/2013
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#103 - worried (05/24/2013) [-]
guess you could say he was me
#107 to #103 - drolom (05/24/2013) [-]
ok you gotta admit that was weak
User avatar #110 to #107 - BeefSoup (05/24/2013) [-]
that wasn't half bad! haha come on give him a break
#114 to #110 - drolom (05/24/2013) [-]
fair enough, ten points for trying D
#93 - heroiczebra (05/24/2013) [-]
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#88 - dirtyharrypegs (05/24/2013) [-]
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#79 - rollcore (05/24/2013) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at Denim 5k Style **
#85 to #79 - porchmonkeywarrior (05/24/2013) [-]
The worst thing about running a 5K is ******** your pants.
#78 - americadubs (05/24/2013) [-]
**americadubs rolls 65**
#76 - straightchillin (05/24/2013) [-]
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#98 to #76 - tuckthisphit (05/24/2013) [-]
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#68 - kisskisspatd (05/24/2013) [-]
Is nobody seriously gonna mention that creepy cerebral parsley lookin baby doll?
#75 to #68 - murphypop (05/24/2013) [-]
cerebral parsley
#71 to #68 - redblackstar (05/24/2013) [-]
cerebral parsley
User avatar #69 to #68 - kisskisspatd (05/24/2013) [-]
Palsy*

Don't know how that happened
#65 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
I would just text them again and tell them it was for my ********* , they would have a laugh end off story
#63 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Is that about dina ******** up the street yesterday/ waddling/ bee let u off to walk Emily saw u as we did
#49 - Soundtrack (05/24/2013) [-]
Happened to me last night

>be 50
>Can't sleep, watching movie
>my wife's phone is on the table where she left it, it makes sounds
>take a quick look at it
>dick.jpg
>in shock
>she's clearly cheating on me
>decide to talk about it with her
> **** that
>fullrage mode activated
>kill her in her sleep, go to backyard to burry her
>come back to house, see some guy sneaking out and running of in the distance
>back in house, phone's gone
>MFW somebody knows

#113 to #49 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Are you really 50, thats badass if you are
#47 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
That's some utterly epic ninja **** right there, have this JPG.
#46 - mooghens ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
>Introduce in the house like a thief
>Leave slowly the house
#43 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
i once sent a text to my father that said "say my name when you cum"

...he didnt respond and has never mentioned it. thank god
#64 to #43 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Stew sent us wrong text
#58 to #43 - vodnuth (05/24/2013) [-]
So he didn't say your name?
#39 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Amazing story.
#37 - extremetroll (05/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 - gravitystereo (05/24/2013) [-]
that is a lot of miles in not a lot of time
User avatar #35 to #30 - snakefire ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
nah thats about right.
#32 to #30 - trickytrickster (05/24/2013) [-]
2 hours for 120 miles? 60/mph avg isn't that fast considering a lot of interstates are 65mph speed limit and everyone goes at least 75.
User avatar #50 to #32 - brenton (05/24/2013) [-]
Not every college is in a major city. When I was in college, it took me 2.5 hours to go 90 miles, just because it was all county roads and back roads.
#116 to #50 - trickytrickster (05/25/2013) [-]
I agree. I can go a little over 90 miles in about that time as well. Its all corn fields from my school to my home.
User avatar #40 to #32 - sausageparty (05/24/2013) [-]
Maybe also consider that since he wrote it in km, this doesn't take place in the US. Therefore your information about speed limits are useless.l
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