Everything went better than expected. from on.fb.me/126zi8l. Happened tn me last night : sbe 20 llast night, at about lam xboxer, decide tn text my ssend tn her Everything went better than expected from on fb me/126zi8l Happened tn me last night : sbe 20 llast at about lam xboxer decide text my ssend her
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Everything went better than expected

Happened tn me last night :
sbe 20
llast night, at about lam
xboxer, decide tn text my *********
ssend tn here picture & my dick
send it tn my parents
T: -parents he at about (120 miles, faggots) wmm me
presume they are asleep
stake my Cal"
strive like may
seam
servive tn my parents muse
in the muse like a thief
tthey always let their phana m the living mm table
regret: the phana
omelete the picture
sleave slowly the muse
I came back tn my place at aam, my parents knew nathing ainut that.
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#22 - ShockedNazi
Reply +121
(05/24/2013) [-]
>Leave slowly the house
>Leave slowly the house
#33 to #22 - anon
Reply 0
(05/24/2013) [-]
That would be correct grammar in some european languages.
#60 to #22 - cabbagemayhem
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(05/24/2013) [-]
#80 to #22 - presentdent
Reply +4
(05/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#31 to #22 - agentmoleman ONLINE
Reply +21
(05/24/2013) [-]
Next on Nickelodeon it's "Slowly, the house"
Next on Nickelodeon it's "Slowly, the house"
#49 - Soundtrack
Reply +117
(05/24/2013) [-]
Happened to me last night

>be 50
>Can't sleep, watching movie
>my wife's phone is on the table where she left it, it makes sounds
>take a quick look at it
>dick.jpg
>in shock
>she's clearly cheating on me
>decide to talk about it with her
>**** that
>fullrage mode activated
>kill her in her sleep, go to backyard to burry her
>come back to house, see some guy sneaking out and running of in the distance
>back in house, phone's gone
>MFW somebody knows

#113 to #49 - anon
Reply 0
(05/24/2013) [-]
Are you really 50, thats badass if you are
#4 - allofthefish
Reply +78
(05/23/2013) [-]
>introduce in the house like a thief
>introduce in the house
>introduce

what alternate world is this?
#20 to #4 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account**
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#52 to #20 - jumperzero
Reply -2
(05/24/2013) [-]
One does not simply mention /b/
#61 to #52 - existacne
Reply 0
(05/24/2013) [-]
One does not simply posts pony related stuff outside Brоny board and Pоnytime.
#67 to #61 - jumperzero
Reply 0
(05/24/2013) [-]
#66 to #61 - ilovehitler
Reply 0
(05/24/2013) [-]
psst.... Unicorns have been around much longer than mlp...
#55 to #52 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account**
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#29 to #4 - punnyjunky
Reply +8
(05/24/2013) [-]
intrude?
#6 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Wait.. Who'd he introduce into the house?
#11 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(05/24/2013) [-]
The **** buddy, she gets off on breaking and entering.
#7 to #6 - Blarge **User deleted account**
Reply +2
(05/24/2013) [-]
i think he meant intrude
#8 to #6 - fukyu
Reply +49
(05/24/2013) [-]
house this is penis, penis this is house.
#24 to #8 - titaniums
Reply +47
(05/24/2013) [-]
Hello penis, i'm house
#28 to #24 - fukyu
Reply +9
(05/24/2013) [-]
house, you scare me
#12 to #8 - kevinspacey **User deleted account**
Reply -3
(05/24/2013) [-]
fukyu, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
or is your name not a referance to that movie
#13 to #12 - fukyu
Reply +3
(05/24/2013) [-]
what movie?
#14 to #13 - kevinspacey **User deleted account**
Reply +3
(05/24/2013) [-]
one of the ausin powers movies, i think goldmember, i havne't seen them in a while.
#15 to #14 - fukyu
Reply +1
(05/24/2013) [-]
ahh, nope i didn't even think of it like that, i just figured ******* was already taken so i didn't even try.
#16 to #15 - kevinspacey **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(05/24/2013) [-]
it was a pair of Japanese twins, one named fukyu, the other was fukmi.
#17 to #16 - fukyu
Reply +1
(05/24/2013) [-]
i know what you mean thats why i said i didn't even think of it like that. and yes it was in goldmember it was when he went back in time... i am 95% sure
#19 - tehpwnz
Reply +48
(05/24/2013) [-]
>introduce in the house
>introduce in the house
#68 - kisskisspatd
Reply +33
(05/24/2013) [-]
Is nobody seriously gonna mention that creepy cerebral parsley lookin baby doll?
#69 to #68 - kisskisspatd
Reply +3
(05/24/2013) [-]
Palsy*

Don't know how that happened
#71 to #68 - redblackstar
Reply +9
(05/24/2013) [-]
cerebral parsley
#75 to #68 - murphypop
Reply +44
(05/24/2013) [-]
cerebral parsley
#10 - nsali
Reply +32
(05/24/2013) [-]
now thats a man on a mission
#5 - heafi
Reply +24
(05/23/2013) [-]
maybe his parents would've been really into that pic
maybe his parents would've been really into that pic
#38 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(05/24/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#42 to #38 - heafi
Reply +1
(05/24/2013) [-]
Seitokai Yakuindomo
#46 - mooghens ONLINE
Reply +19
(05/24/2013) [-]
>Introduce in the house like a thief
>Leave slowly the house
#34 - senseofpurpose
Reply +18
(05/24/2013) [-]