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Every time. So that explains alot. Cl Anonymous we ()) 232? we jet: recruiter mile of resumes to go through mini: upthe pile and throw in the air that lend err

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#10 - perolaf (06/18/2013) [-]
Well i guess ill try writing my resume on this next time.
#41 to #10 - chaosheartless (06/19/2013) [-]
I'd personally hire you just for doing something like that. I'd picture you as a bright and creative worker.
#2 - djoka (06/18/2013) [-]
You bloody cunt,that is why i cant get a job.
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User avatar #111 to #35 - minsheme (06/19/2013) [-]
Why do you think there's so many "Oh, I thought you were serious. Wait, you're serious?" images? The internet is full of hard to believe stupidity. I don't see why FJ overreacts every time someone doesn't get a joke. It's not like I was even causing a problem.
User avatar #112 to #111 - superafromanxd (06/19/2013) [-]
Its the way you wrote your comment, as I read it i could physically see the joke fly right over your head
User avatar #36 to #13 - jickya (06/18/2013) [-]
why is there always a douche like you that takes the joke too seriously and ruins the fun?
User avatar #5 to #2 - yunablade (06/18/2013) [-]
You should make a more aerodynamic curriculum.
#6 to #5 - djoka (06/18/2013) [-]
Hahahah,yes
#14 to #5 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
Brilliant
#30 - themodyourgod (06/18/2013) [-]
lik dis if you get deny ever tim
User avatar #1 - originalanonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
And that's how you dad got a job as a lawyer when i majored in science.
#73 - chupavisor (06/19/2013) [-]
Story I heard from a job recruiter

>Put all resumes into a stack
>shuffle them into a random order
>take bottom half and throw it into the garbage
>His reasoning?

- He doesn't want someone unlucky to have the job.
User avatar #75 to #73 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
His reasoning?
He's ******* lazy
User avatar #82 - deathcampforjewtie (06/19/2013) [-]
I was lucky to land a job, and in a bakery, no less.
I hear the turnover rate is awful.


Just like that joke.
#7 - polomomo (06/18/2013) [-]
I had to read this several times before realising it meant resumes, not resumes...




i forgot to brain
User avatar #12 to #7 - uzerc (06/18/2013) [-]
"resumes, not resumes"
#8 to #7 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
>be job recruiter
#34 - teoberry (06/18/2013) [-]
We all know what happens to the ones that don't make it.
User avatar #46 to #34 - commanderbunbun (06/19/2013) [-]
they become magicians?
User avatar #70 to #48 - garentei (06/19/2013) [-]
they become ************ ?
User avatar #50 to #48 - commanderbunbun (06/19/2013) [-]
they become comedians who perform illusions?
#17 - exclusiveshait (06/18/2013) [-]
Why is there a picture of Noam Chomsky? How is he relevant?
#66 to #17 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Because those curse words are hard wired into the minds of people who don't get jobs because of bosses like this
#28 to #17 - anon (06/18/2013) [-]
The Noam is always relevant.
User avatar #19 - senseofpurpose (06/18/2013) [-]
that's the usual passing system in a university's exam period
#27 - yisumad (06/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #9 - iwanttousenumbers (06/18/2013) [-]
And that's how I met your mother
#80 to #47 - deadpoolxx (06/19/2013) [-]
**deadpoolxx rolls 57**
User avatar #83 to #47 - allennis (06/19/2013) [-]
**allennis rolls 14**
#85 to #47 - scsuper ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
**scsuper rolls 48** these rolling things are always fun
#86 to #47 - aleeyam (06/19/2013) [-]
**aleeyam rolls 23**
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#76 to #47 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
**justthisonepost rolls 72**
User avatar #95 to #47 - burndt (06/19/2013) [-]
**burndt rolls 72**
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**dirtydollar rolls 23**
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#98 to #47 - doctoryou (06/19/2013) [-]
**doctoryou rolls 50** this is how you dubs
#99 to #98 - doctoryou (06/19/2013) [-]
**doctoryou rolls 33** correction, this is how you dubs
#100 to #99 - doctoryou (06/19/2013) [-]
**doctoryou rolled user turva ** you know what to do
#101 to #100 - doctoryou (06/19/2013) [-]
**doctoryou rolled user shesaidshewaslegol ** how about someone who isnt private?
#102 to #101 - doctoryou (06/19/2013) [-]
**doctoryou rolled user thetoyscissors ** last try...
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User avatar #79 to #47 - jimmiesberustled (06/19/2013) [-]
**jimmiesberustled rolls 07** Why the hell not
User avatar #77 to #47 - doganator (06/19/2013) [-]
**doganator rolls 71** im not doing this again
#89 to #47 - rebeller (06/19/2013) [-]
**rebeller rolls 03** I need to do this.
User avatar #72 to #47 - swikkid (06/19/2013) [-]
**swikkid rolls 71**
User avatar #88 to #47 - funnaa (06/19/2013) [-]
**funnaa rolls 57** why not
User avatar #69 to #47 - cuntbisquits ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
**cuntbisquits rolls 10**
User avatar #87 to #47 - SomeRandomPerson (06/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #47 - nicolbolas (06/19/2013) [-]
how bout you go **** YOURSELF!!!
User avatar #52 to #51 - babbylicious (06/19/2013) [-]
**babbylicious rolled user susanoo ** Nah.
User avatar #55 to #52 - nicolbolas (06/19/2013) [-]
I guess nah means nah.
User avatar #54 to #52 - susanoo (06/19/2013) [-]
Well i'm here what do you want
User avatar #56 to #54 - babbylicious (06/19/2013) [-]
Uh....I dunno?
User avatar #60 to #56 - susanoo (06/19/2013) [-]
You called me, right?
User avatar #61 to #60 - babbylicious (06/19/2013) [-]
Defend me! *hides*
User avatar #62 to #61 - susanoo (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh, oh, this is funny to you? Y-yeah? Y-you know what pain in the ass is to get across town this time a day, huh?
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User avatar #21 to #11 - garrettjacobsen (06/18/2013) [-]
Next time, don't go to art school.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - garrettjacobsen (06/18/2013) [-]
Your textual sarcasm? Unrecognized?

How?
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User avatar #16 to #11 - admiralen (06/18/2013) [-]
"clever"
User avatar #45 - commanderbunbun (06/19/2013) [-]
is that how i got a job as a surgeon assistant with the only things on my resume being a car wash and a 1.5 GPA?
#42 - pridefulmatthew (06/19/2013) [-]
Think is how Microsoft designed the Xbox One? Just threw a **** load of ideas and whatever fell on the table was thrown in to the design?
User avatar #78 to #42 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
No.
#103 - metalpersian (06/19/2013) [-]
mfw I have no job.
#93 - ListerMucus (06/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #92 - thisisspartah ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
what if you apply online?
User avatar #106 to #92 - hoorayforboobs (06/19/2013) [-]
Print it.
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