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Every time. So that explains alot. Cl Anonymous we ()) 232? we jet: recruiter mile of resumes to go through mini: upthe pile and throw in the air that lend err

So that explains alot

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#2 - djoka (06/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
You bloody cunt,that is why i cant get a job.
User avatar #5 to #2 - yunablade (06/18/2013) [-]
You should make a more aerodynamic curriculum.
#10 - perolaf ONLINE (06/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well i guess ill try writing my resume on this next time.
User avatar #1 - originalanonymous (06/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
And that's how you dad got a job as a lawyer when i majored in science.
#7 - polomomo (06/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I had to read this several times before realising it meant resumes, not resumes...




i forgot to brain
#30 - themodyourgod (06/18/2013) [-]
lik dis if you get deny ever tim
#73 - chupavisor ONLINE (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Story I heard from a job recruiter

>Put all resumes into a stack
>shuffle them into a random order
>take bottom half and throw it into the garbage
>His reasoning?

- He doesn't want someone unlucky to have the job.
User avatar #75 to #73 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
His reasoning?
He's ******* lazy
#17 - exclusiveshait (06/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why is there a picture of Noam Chomsky? How is he relevant?
User avatar #82 - deathcampforjewtie (06/19/2013) [-]
I was lucky to land a job, and in a bakery, no less.
I hear the turnover rate is awful.


Just like that joke.
#90 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My first question would be Coke or Pepsi? Their answer would determine whether they are eligible for the job or not.
User avatar #91 to #90 - thisisspartah (06/19/2013) [-]
pepsi master race
User avatar #9 - iwanttousenumbers (06/18/2013) [-]
And that's how I met your mother
#47 - babbylicious (06/19/2013) [+] (35 replies)
User avatar #62 to #61 - susanoo (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh, oh, this is funny to you? Y-yeah? Y-you know what pain in the ass is to get across town this time a day, huh?
#34 - teoberry (06/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
We all know what happens to the ones that don't make it.
User avatar #19 - senseofpurpose (06/18/2013) [-]
that's the usual passing system in a university's exam period
+1
#11 - shampu **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #16 to #11 - admiralen ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
"clever"
#27 - yisumad (06/18/2013) [-]
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#103 - metalpersian (06/19/2013) [-]
mfw I have no job.
User avatar #92 - thisisspartah (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what if you apply online?
User avatar #68 - cuntbisquits ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
**cuntbisquits rolls 319**
User avatar #59 - nodaddynoo (06/19/2013) [-]
**nodaddynoo rolls 61** everytime.
User avatar #45 - commanderbunbun (06/19/2013) [-]
is that how i got a job as a surgeon assistant with the only things on my resume being a car wash and a 1.5 GPA?
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