Eight-Beers McGee. . Okay ml, story time. When I was younger, I had this Irish friend our school when I was like Ir. Dude died recently, and here is the ballad
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Eight-Beers McGee

Okay ml, story time.
When I was younger, I had this Irish friend our school when I was like Ir. Dude died recently, and here is the ballad ofthe marvellous bastard.
we average as **** IT year old
Schitty public school
foreign guy , his moved here
seme city called Derry in Ireland
here with his dad and his little sister, his mum died when he was younger
gets put in my class and ends up sitting next to me
is how I met the Irish Bastard
ll call him EB fer sake ertime
sit near Greg, the mildly autistic hippo
him a hippo because of his ******* industrial size frend teeth and his big ******* lips
uses his autism to get out imdoing and saying whateverman **** he wants
Potarts annoying EB with **** like To you wash in Ireland" and To you have schools in Ireland" etc
has his desk very particularly arranged, pens en ene side in a straight line, pencils en the other
is GED as **** with his pencilcase and ****
nuts if anything gets moved, SC) his desk is slightly apart hem everyone elses
all get in **** ifhe **** with him en purpose, "We ought to know better”
autistic hippo keeps trying to get a reaction out of EB the whale class
Milli em sudden Adjust casually raises a feet and pushes the Hippe' s desk right the **** ever
and pencils spill out all evanthe :) or
chaos, bleed ofthe autists fills the reem
Treacher hurries ever and is trying to explain to EB about Greg' s autism while Greg freaks the **** out in his chair, breathing heavily as though he' s trying to lift his fatass effete ground through nothing but sheer autistic
resentment ofthis Irish cunt
e EB looks at Greg and tells the teacher' C) h serry, we don' t have autism in Ireland"
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#30 - triablefrog (03/20/2014) [+] (86 replies)
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User avatar #6 - fergilgamesh (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm from Derry! And now i swell with pride...as you scroll past this irrelevant comment...
#186 to #6 - John Cena (03/23/2014) [-]
Derry also, Derry flooders announce yourselves.
#37 to #6 - novels (03/20/2014) [-]
Who'd have known others from Derry came on here? I mean, as far as I know.
User avatar #71 to #37 - fergilgamesh (03/20/2014) [-]
From Culmore, currently in Newcastle at University. What about you?
(I only knew about 1 other guy on here from Derry till now, possibly over excited by 31 thumbs on this comment)
#170 to #71 - novels (03/21/2014) [-]
From the city itself, born and raised. Still studying at school, might go to Queens after my A levels are done. (Got to love the pride).
#47 to #37 - John Cena (03/20/2014) [-]
where abouts youse from in derry like
User avatar #48 to #47 - novels (03/20/2014) [-]
You don't have to put the accent on when you're on the internet mate.
#49 to #48 - John Cena (03/20/2014) [-]
Ask me do I LIKE
User avatar #51 to #49 - novels (03/20/2014) [-]
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
#50 to #49 - John Cena (03/20/2014) [-]
#16 - John Cena (03/20/2014) [-]
EBs fw
EBs fw
User avatar #33 - grebllejk (03/20/2014) [-]
Clarification. PUBLIC SCHOOL (in the UK) is an old, usually very prestigious private school. STATE SCHOOL is the one that is run by the government and can be rather ****** .
PS I lived in the UK for 13 years so, yeah
User avatar #63 to #33 - newsuperyoshi (03/20/2014) [-]
Why are private schools call public?
User avatar #65 to #63 - earlploddington (03/20/2014) [-]
Because when public schools were first created, they were public as in the rich kids would go there and learn with other rich kids instead of having private tutoring at home.

or something like that
User avatar #68 to #65 - newsuperyoshi (03/20/2014) [-]
Of all the asinine things to keep...
#69 to #68 - earlploddington (03/20/2014) [-]
You think they'd CHANGE that?

How many Englishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

What do you mean, change it? We've had it for 60 years and it's never done us any harm!
User avatar #178 to #69 - straightbusta (03/22/2014) [-]
******* EXACTLY HOLY ****
User avatar #179 to #178 - earlploddington (03/22/2014) [-]
Feels like half of Britain's problems come from stubbornly refusing to change for the sake of keeping things the same while the other half come from changing things for the sake of changing them.
User avatar #180 to #179 - straightbusta (03/22/2014) [-]
and from piers morgan
User avatar #181 to #180 - earlploddington (03/22/2014) [-]
and racism
User avatar #182 to #181 - straightbusta (03/22/2014) [-]
and david cameron
User avatar #183 to #182 - earlploddington (03/22/2014) [-]
he comes under the previously mentioned. You have to remember that as a british politican, he doesn't actually do anything to **** things up. Politicians here, they're not people. They do not think or feel or believe like mortal men. They need no sustenance, nor hopes or dreams to believe in. They have no opinions, or morals.

They require votes. That is all. Will screwing a goat on live television give them votes? If so, they will definitely consider possibly maybe holding a referendum on doing it eventually but ONLY if you vote for them to do it.
User avatar #184 to #183 - straightbusta (03/22/2014) [-]
oh **** its raining hailstones in my garden
User avatar #185 to #184 - earlploddington (03/22/2014) [-]
oh **** yeah i forgot

-and the gays
User avatar #168 to #63 - grebllejk (03/21/2014) [-]
I believe it's because they are paid for by members of the public, as opposed to by the state. Not sure though. I do know that many public schools (such as Eton) were started to give a good education to poor but clever boys (not the case nowadays) so it could have something to do with that also
#7 - tazzerz (03/20/2014) [-]
Ireland is mentioned! Take a shot!
#8 - bohemianblasphemy (03/20/2014) [-]
>industrial sized teeth
User avatar #107 - Lambda (03/21/2014) [-]
Whale oil beef hooked.
User avatar #81 - welfarekid (03/21/2014) [-]
Kid in my school has autism, he also uses his disability to get out of work and do whatever he wants. Name is Jessie.
He wasn't doing his project as usual.
He keeps looking over his shoulder at me and my friends and we notice, so we pretend were distracted but are really watching what he does.
He pulls up a video of women stretching, just yoga and **** .
Has his backup page ready.
Starts ******* masturbating in class.
Call the teacher. "Mrs. L!" "Come here, you've got to see this"
She freaks out, "STOP THAT! JESSIE STOP THAT!"
He exits it, yanks his hand out of his pants and blurts out "I DONT UNDERSTAND RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINES!"

Now we know why he was taking the cheerleading catalogs on my teachers desk. He always said he was "just browsing" Gross.
#17 - charac (03/20/2014) [-]
Even if this isn't true that was a pretty good story.
Even if this isn't true that was a pretty good story.
#31 - Welshhobo (03/20/2014) [-]
>public school is ****
>still in school at 17
>single desks
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User avatar #55 to #31 - komandantmirkoo (03/20/2014) [-]
yeah the public school part seemed wrong to me. aren't public schools in britain the really good ones? i know there is some difference between US public schools and UK public schools.
User avatar #58 to #55 - Welshhobo (03/20/2014) [-]
public school = posh school you pay to get in to = private school in US
state school = school run by government = public school in US

The word school looks really weird to me now
User avatar #57 to #31 - juter (03/20/2014) [-]
is that ryan haywood
User avatar #3 - gotbannedicusvile (03/20/2014) [-]
#9 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/20/2014) [-]
Isn't Derry still technically in the UK though?
User avatar #12 to #9 - invshika (03/20/2014) [-]
i summon thee sasha
User avatar #151 to #12 - sasha ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
hey m8
User avatar #13 to #9 - slenderwolf (03/20/2014) [-]
All of ireland is in the Uk, isn't it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/20/2014) [-]
lolwut no
User avatar #15 to #14 - slenderwolf (03/20/2014) [-]
Countries of the United Kingdom is a term that can be used to describe England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales: the four parts of the United Kingdom.[1][2] Prior to 1922, the entire island of Ireland rather than just Northern Ireland was one of the countries. The alternative term Home Nations is also used, although today this is mainly in sporting contexts and may still include all of the island of Ireland.
Correction, PART of ireland is in the UK.
User avatar #18 to #15 - brnoflynn (03/20/2014) [-]
Why does this always have to be explained every thread involving Ireland?

User avatar #19 to #18 - slenderwolf (03/20/2014) [-]
Because Great Britain is not necissarily the same as the UK. And with the Northern Irish hating the Southern Irish, and niether being particularly fond of the Welsh it gets confuzing especially to someone in a different himisphere.
User avatar #20 to #19 - brnoflynn (03/20/2014) [-]
Since when do Irish people not like the Welsh?
User avatar #21 to #20 - slenderwolf (03/20/2014) [-]
I don't know, but my father always used to refer to them as " ******* Welshmen"
User avatar #22 to #21 - brnoflynn (03/20/2014) [-]
Your father's Irish and you thought all of Ireland was in the UK?
User avatar #24 to #22 - slenderwolf (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm American. We don't really care about the countries we aren't fighting.
User avatar #25 to #24 - brnoflynn (03/20/2014) [-]
Bet you cared on Monday!
User avatar #26 to #25 - slenderwolf (03/20/2014) [-]
What happened on Monday?
#61 to #26 - tywin (03/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #111 to #61 - slenderwolf (03/21/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah St. Patty's. I was swamped, I hardly left the house let alone participated.
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#88 to #9 - John Cena (03/21/2014) [-]
Derry is the nationalist name and Londonderry is the U.K. name. The population is now mostly catholic which usually means it is more nationalist.
#67 - earlploddington (03/20/2014) [-]
>pens go everywhere
#122 - mattdoggy (03/21/2014) [-]
that last line   
8.5/10 would read again
that last line
8.5/10 would read again
#90 - afroadam (03/21/2014) [-]
i found this funnier than i should have
User avatar #2 - dxss (03/20/2014) [-]
#28 to #2 - John Cena (03/20/2014) [-]
go away
#142 - carbohydrates (03/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #141 - syfygeek (03/21/2014) [-]
*Drops the mic*
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