Effect of Feminism 68. The future is Tumblr. Anonymous (WI () 07: 38 white cis male living in the subterranean slums Tollerance Zone (formally known as New York
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Effect of Feminism 68

The future is Tumblr

Anonymous (WI () 07: 38
white cis male living in the subterranean slums Tollerance Zone (formally known as New York City)
Wwhite cis people were fenced underground during the Obama Wars
ewe cis are not allowed on the surface world fer this is our punishment fer a history of oppression.
ewe surface dwellers known as the ETTA (Equality, Tolerance, and Privilege Authority) are constantly raiding into the Underwrite to stop us white cis people oppressing them with em existence
years of scavenging I was finally able ta construct a primitive system comparable to the computers hem the befire time.
Finaaly[ Maybe I can contact people. maybe there is even a resistance in Europea"
oranage to get on the internet (to my surprise the ETTA kept it intact)
to check well (surely inthere were other cis people left this would be their last bastion)
Galick the link
spuddenly screen starts abashing red., my device starts smoking
text appears saying WE FOUND YOU ISIS SCUM
Oh shi-"
spuddenly a colossal drill bursts through the rocky ceiling
what have I dew! they' faund us!
rerouting fer my family to run
llt' s tee late, a has crashed through the rocky crust protecting em community hem the ETTA
the pod emerge 10 heavily armed transoceanic wymyn riding Warrio/ nes whe as Paleolithic Mastodons of an indiscriminate sex and gender.
run me down and beat me with nen phallic clubs intolerance and place a Cis Correction Collar around my neck which leaves me immobile and docile.
talks a take a last leek at the scene unfolding around me befire they inject me with Walrus Estrogen I see my city in flames as more Pods break through the reck ceiling and my cis family being taken away in shackles
hit single tear rolls down by cheek as the reality sets in that I caused all this"
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#11 - igelior ONLINE (02/11/2014) [+] (13 replies)
#18 - Yojimbo (02/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Alternate Ending:

> It's too late, a Priviledge-Pod has crashed through the rocky crust protecting our community from the ETPA
> From the pod emerge 10 heavily armed Deci-sexual trans-ethnic Bi-Navajo wymyn riding War-Bovines who self identify as Paleolithic Mastodons of an indiscriminate sex and gender
> They run me down and beat me with non phallic clubs of tolerance
> Lightning strikes the wall behind them and they turn to see a dark figure step through the newly created hole
> Face hidden in darkness, he slowly lights a cigar, a Capital One offense
> Everything is silent as no one moves
> Faster than I can blink he pulls out a six shot revolver and kills all ten of them
> Only the smell of gunpowder remains. That and the faint aroma of his cigar
> It smells familiar, like Skittles and Arizona Ice Te-
> "You can't simmer the Zimmer"
> It's him, The One
> "Come with me if you want to live."
> I don't know what the future holds, but as I grab onto his soft but well chiseled mole, I feel strangely safe.
User avatar #19 - ivoryhammer (02/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Right, because every greentext story on 4chan is factual.
#1 - schnizel (02/10/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Sup teranin?
Long time no see.
#5 to #4 - schnizel (02/10/2014) [-]
my nigro
#13 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You seem to go to extraordinary lengths to get upset about stupid, meaningless ******** and act like everyone else is an evil oppressive tyrant that needs to be educated.

Doesn't this make you exactly like the SJWs on Tumblr?
#15 to #13 - teranin ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Were that statement an accurate assessment of what I do and have been doing, then yes.  This post wasn't meant to be rage inducing, it's an obvious joke.  I don't go to any great lengths to get upset about the things that bug me, nor to even post them here.  Further, considering the 						********					 that is feminism combined with the actual political power of that body politic, pointing out how twisted that ideology can be is far from meaningless.     
   
I don't claim to be oppressed, I claim that others are not oppressed.  I'm not painting myself to be a victim, I'm saying far too many people are.  I point out the flaws in an ideology, rather than express hatred against an entire body of people over a perceived victimization based on their gender and skin color.     
   
Nice try, Anon.
Were that statement an accurate assessment of what I do and have been doing, then yes. This post wasn't meant to be rage inducing, it's an obvious joke. I don't go to any great lengths to get upset about the things that bug me, nor to even post them here. Further, considering the ******** that is feminism combined with the actual political power of that body politic, pointing out how twisted that ideology can be is far from meaningless.

I don't claim to be oppressed, I claim that others are not oppressed. I'm not painting myself to be a victim, I'm saying far too many people are. I point out the flaws in an ideology, rather than express hatred against an entire body of people over a perceived victimization based on their gender and skin color.

Nice try, Anon.
User avatar #33 - nuclearcomedy (02/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I never understood the word Wymyn, I mean the chromosome to be a dude is y correct?
Then how does Wymyn take care of the issue that "men" is in the word women?
User avatar #35 to #33 - durkadurka ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
That's why I prefer to call them "dumb cunts".
User avatar #12 - obviousbicycle (02/11/2014) [-]
this is essentially tumblr in 3 months
#10 - meatygoodness (02/10/2014) [-]
I need more sad reaction pics/gifs. Fine-ass story though
User avatar #9 - theunholyx (02/10/2014) [-]
had a good laugh op
User avatar #7 - solarisofcelestia (02/10/2014) [-]
So sad.
#29 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
cis?
#17 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
deci-sexual holy ****
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