Drowning Hoes. .. >be me, 17 >at movie with gf >horribly sad childrens cancer hospital commercial playing >start to think about how up it would be if someone laughed
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#3 - Rascal (01/04/2013) [-]
> taking a ****
> begin to wonder what shampoo in my dick would feel like
> get shampoo bottle
> proceed to put part of the pump into dickhole
> inject shampoo into dick
> burns with the heat of a 1000 suns
> Try to piss but nothing will come out
> three hours of intense burning pass
> go to piss and it hurt with the heat of 10000 suns
> continues to burn for the next three days
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#7 to #3 - veryinteresting (01/04/2013) [-]
I once mastrubated with soap. it was horribly painful. I was 11.
User avatar #12 to #7 - romanprinsonerr (01/04/2013) [-]
sadly I know that feel
#13 to #3 - thijsofbodom (01/04/2013) [-]
>be 10
>wonder if soap works as a lube
>penis gets infection
>go on holiday to France
>2 weeks of intense pain
>parents find out
>they can't stop laughing

moral of the story
don't use soap as a lube because your dick will get an infection

pic related, thats how my dick looked
#5 to #3 - Rascal (01/04/2013) [-]
> wonder what it feels like again a week later
User avatar #2 - WootBoot ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
>be me, 17
>at movie with gf
>horribly sad childrens cancer hospital commercial playing
>start to think about how ****** up it would be if someone laughed at it
>feel the giggles start
>burst into laughter
>bury face in gfs shoulder to hide from the glares im getting
>laughing so hard im crying
>commercial ends
>im going to ******* hell
User avatar #1 - needmoredairy (01/03/2013) [-]
#10 - sheperdofthestars (01/04/2013) [-]
>Be in 2nd grade
>Still having going to the bathroom issues
>Go on field trip to some culture fair thing
>3 hour bus ride
>Bathroom before I leave
>2 hours into trip have to **** really bad
>Can't hold it
> **** my pants
>Go to a porta-potty when I get there (No actual bathrooms)
>Clean up as best I can, but being rushed by the rest of my group
>Have to walk around most of the day like that, praying no one notices.
>Manage to make it back to school
>Go to bathroom to try and clean up a little better before I make it home
>Go home, clean pants, tell no one
>Go to school the next day, think I'm in the clear
>Rest of the class giggling calling me turd when they think I can't hear
>MFW one of them figured it out and told everyone
User avatar #8 - theonlyjero (01/04/2013) [-]
>Be in Sixthform
>About to go to our Assembly thing
>Walking with friends and tell them that I bet that it'll be about African Children (Our assemblies usually are about Charity or something)
>Reach Assembly
>Room goes quiet
>Teachers start talking about Todays topic whilst playing a video, It's about a Charity for starving African Children
>Sit there with a grin on my face feeling smug about getting it correct
>Start trying to suppress laughter after 2 of my friends start staring at me
>Teacher notices, calls me out in front of the whole sixth form and asks me why I am laughing
>Panic and not think straight, sputter out the words "Because I guessed those kids are dying and they're staring at me"
>Realized that I didn't point to anyone when I said "They're staring at me"
>Teacher assumes I was laughing at the fact that kids are dying and that they are staring at me
>On a totally unrelated note, I don't have to go to Sixth form for another 2 weeks.
#14 - Rascal (01/05/2013) [-]
>eat a lot of hot food
>wake up in the middle of the night
> **** for three hours
>flush the toilet and go back to sleep
> **** starts flooding because the toilet was old and ****
>dont know what to do eat the **** and puke it over the balcony
>meanwhile a woman with her baby below
>20 mins later the police are at my door
>everything coverd in **** and puke
>open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
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