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Detroit story

File: its assess. feel. gif_ l
Story time as
in detroit
Dorn have many friends like maximum T
really close friends
We **** relationship ended
Helose friend meets girl at work
me to friend we really hit all
potarts texter/ rne really wants the duel:
Ffriend really likes her
unideal up behind his back watch memes eel dinner agree that as friend was herbe sheehan' t do anything
lied
eldest again all ever me can' tstop myself and **** her
friend finds out.
to my Muse late at night
did you do it man?
Hm semi couldn' t help myself
scouse ****** up my life I' m ". i'
leaving? where will we go?
Ianishere
l' m warned about him Ital He' s just a city has Bom and raised in south .. he took the midnight train going anywhere.
Shameless self bump
Emmy (BMW' totori) : 53 Mn. yeeaa' rasa
******* asscheese, well dense-
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Submitted: 08/26/2012
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User avatar #12 - ponymagic (08/26/2012) [+] (18 replies)
**ponymagic rolls 00**/100
#5 - ragingbrony (08/26/2012) [-]
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I really need to break that habit of mine where I read the last line first....
It really ruins these things for me....
#40 - dickthebutt (08/26/2012) [+] (26 replies)
Is this a reference to something?
#47 to #40 - taygah (08/26/2012) [-]
scumbag FJ community thumbs him down for asking :(
scumbag FJ community thumbs him down for asking :(
#103 - fukyeahraptorr (08/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#19 - Killerdevil (08/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Be 18
>new girl is in class, her name's Gretchen, which I think is real ******* cute
>she gets bullied by the alpha fags at the back of the class
>I say hey and we walk home together once or twice
>I found out her family background is pretty ****** up and thats why shes quiet in school
>I ask if she wants to see a movie, she says yeah
>go to movie, only us two in the entire ******* cinema
>she falls asleep
>Frank the giant bunny rabbit appears
>Tells me to burn patrick swayze's house down
>Get back in time for her to wake up
>I ****** her on halloween
#29 - Killerdevil (08/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Be 21, Girlfriend's 19
>Been dating for months now
>This guy named Joe comes out of ******* nowhere into my life
>Find out he has no money, no place of residence
>Decide to open up to him
>We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football
>This continues for months
>One day I find out girlfriend is pregnant
>By all tradition, I have to marry her now
>Instead she breaks into tears admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn't mine
>Gonna ******* kill Joe when he gets home
>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
>As soon as he opens the door, I ******* punch him in his bastard face
>Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer
>Go back to confront Joe
>Joe jumps in his car and ******* hightails it out of there
>I haven't seen or heard from him since
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He finally asks why I've been so depressed
>I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe
>I'd been married a long time ago
>Where did you come from, where did you go--
>Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
#64 - sreggin (08/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
way to ruin the post with the title
User avatar #65 to #64 - TheBarneyStinson (08/26/2012) [-]
The second line of his story is "live in Detroit".
#127 - Vondrunk (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh Peter don't make me do thJUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT!!!
#126 - northwestdubs (08/26/2012) [-]
9/10 didn't see that coming.
9/10 didn't see that coming.
#175 - hfs (08/26/2012) [-]
I would LOVE to have 7 friends
#97 - alwaysreadthetags (08/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
well good thing I don't live in Detroit :P
#128 - cthegamer (08/26/2012) [-]
WELL DONE!
WELL DONE!
#172 - lawli (08/26/2012) [-]
alright..that was pretty good...
alright..that was pretty good...
#123 - Milos (08/26/2012) [-]
Damn that diverting story. If it wasn't for porn, gore and other 						****					 /b/ would be creative writing forum.
Damn that diverting story. If it wasn't for porn, gore and other **** /b/ would be creative writing forum.
User avatar #132 - bakonforall (08/26/2012) [+] (11 replies)
sorry to be a newfag, but could someone please explain "bump"ing to me?
#179 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (08/26/2012) [-]
i see her in a smokin rooooom
smell of wine and cheap perfume
#187 - mynameisbillylol (08/27/2012) [-]
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MFW
User avatar #122 - alven (08/26/2012) [-]
**alven rolls 11**
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