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#364 - MarlaSinger (03/25/2012) [-]
> first date with girl   
> we decide to see a stupid romantic comedy playing at 7:45   
> she ends up taking forever to get ready so we miss the first screening   
> arrive at 10:30 show, 20 minutes into the movie so i have to be one of those assholes that comes walking through   
> she wants to sit at the very back   
> 						****					 yes she wants me   
> starving because i was waiting so long for her that i skipped dinner so i decide to eat before attempting to make a move   
> mildly funny thing happens, a few people in the audience chuckle   
> my date laughs   
> like 						*******					 LAUGHS and so goddamn loud people actually turn their heads at her and stare   
> 						**************					.jpg   
> she does the same thing at every slightly amusing moment (which is pretty often)and is pissing off everyone in the theater    
> she's getting annoying but is easily a 9 so i put up with it   
> actually got a headache from her laugh so i make up an excuse to leave   
> ''I'm gonna go buy some more m&ms do you want anything?''   
> ''NO. I CAN'T EVEN HEAR THE MOVIE OVER YOU. I CAME HERE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE AND YOU'RE BEING SO 						*******					 DISTRACTING. LIKE GOD IT'S PISSING EVERYONE OFF.''   
> mfw
> first date with girl
> we decide to see a stupid romantic comedy playing at 7:45
> she ends up taking forever to get ready so we miss the first screening
> arrive at 10:30 show, 20 minutes into the movie so i have to be one of those assholes that comes walking through
> she wants to sit at the very back
> **** yes she wants me
> starving because i was waiting so long for her that i skipped dinner so i decide to eat before attempting to make a move
> mildly funny thing happens, a few people in the audience chuckle
> my date laughs
> like ******* LAUGHS and so goddamn loud people actually turn their heads at her and stare
> ************** .jpg
> she does the same thing at every slightly amusing moment (which is pretty often)and is pissing off everyone in the theater
> she's getting annoying but is easily a 9 so i put up with it
> actually got a headache from her laugh so i make up an excuse to leave
> ''I'm gonna go buy some more m&ms do you want anything?''
> ''NO. I CAN'T EVEN HEAR THE MOVIE OVER YOU. I CAME HERE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE AND YOU'RE BEING SO ******* DISTRACTING. LIKE GOD IT'S PISSING EVERYONE OFF.''
> mfw
#401 to #364 - Womens Study Major (03/25/2012) [-]
Never happened, sorry.

Foolish ****** .
User avatar #369 to #364 - paelaer ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
You know, I remember going to see The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo with this girl. Lucky for both of us we knew how to whisper so quietly that we could barely hear ourselves.
The movie was great. Only distraction was that she kept kissing me.
User avatar #366 to #364 - TheLastNinja (03/25/2012) [-]
That feel bro... I know EXACTLY what you mean, but on my first date with this chick, she talked so loud and laughed obnoxiously so bad it almost had to slap a bitch. She randomly was just like "HEY BRITT! BRITT!----" for like 30 seconds until her sister (No ******* idea she was there at ALL) "WHAT?!" Then they started having an argument in the middle of a ******* movie theater. ************** .jpg. I silently get up, take my M&Ms and slip out. Never said a word to her after or anything. still haven't heard from the bitch :D
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