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#20 - evilzombiepig (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey Xenos,

My name is Captain Titus; Commander of the Ultramarines Second Company and I hate every one of you. All of you are weak, cowardly Orks who spend every second of their day building inferior wargear. You are everything bad with the Milky Way Galaxy. Honestly, have you ever even gotten into Terra? I mean, I guess it's fun fearing the Imperium Of Man and the Emperor, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than using a lasgun.

Don't be a traitor. Just hit me with your best psyker message. I'm pretty much the best space marine ever. My chapter was part of the first founding. What lineages do you have, other than that dumb "Blood Ravens" gene-seed? I also exterminate planets, and have a banging hot plasma gun (I just killed some chaos space marines with it, **** was SO credits). You are all Xenos who should just suck Slaanesh's cock. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me alone because there aren't any female Ultramarines.
#28 to #20 - lordbuttersi (01/30/2012) [-]
What's that Ultrasmurf? I couldn't hear you over the sound of you masturbating into the Codex Astartes.
#73 to #28 - evilzombiepig (01/30/2012) [-]
'LEAST I DON'T GET OFF ON DRINKING MY MOMMA'S PERIOD BLOOD.   
   
ALSO I DON'T GO CRACKERS AND 						******					 ERR'BODY.
'LEAST I DON'T GET OFF ON DRINKING MY MOMMA'S PERIOD BLOOD.

ALSO I DON'T GO CRACKERS AND ****** ERR'BODY.
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