Consoles in 2050. from tit Anonymous (ID: ) 05/ 22/ 13( Wed) Replies: Tesco Village #33. England en the bluescreen that the new Xbox has been
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Consoles in 2050

tit Anonymous (ID: ) 05/ 22/ 13( Wed) Replies:
Tesco Village #33. England
en the bluescreen that the new Xbox has been announced
my parents to buy it fer me
3 ofthem say yes
Eerder it hem Teice_ cem
my identification papers and seme em's out of my purse
Swaddle down to the Terces en the Bernette buy an Xbox LIVE subscription
s.' to spend big and get the 48 hem card
to pay extra due to the White Man Tax
Blythe time I get home the xbox has arrived
it all up
Pooint the Kinect camera at my face
all the wires and such to my body
and Xbox are activated by my heartbeat
Wheedle sheets out of Kinect and into my take a bleed sample fer
Braise my arm SC) the camera can scan my Tesco barcode tattooed onto my wrist
down in Kinect gaming chair
AIV drip gees in ene arm
Whathever inserted
ship reasen to get up at all new
of Duty: WWII starts
memerial to the 25 million Jews killed in the Holocaust appears
an hem of adverts
Ffirst level starts
it in 30 decends
download the Level 1. 5 IDLE
an hem of adverts start
an aeroplane outside, look out ofthe window
voice hem the bluescreen tells me to pay attention
Sentire gameplay is about T minutes, adverts make the game last 3 hours
playing game
box crushes disc SC) I can' t play it again whee
bribe}: automatically updates my Facebook, Twitter, Danube., Tumblr and khan accounts
wires hem chair remove themselves hem my body
up and walk out of reem
camera follows my motions
Spuddenly my Apple wallplant starts to ring
wants me to meet sir at the Ed Miliband memerial cemetery
minutes later, arrive at the cemetery
see sir
n Agent steps out hem behind a tree
me why I haven' t been en the Xbox fer overdo minutes
I can answer he says something else
hearbeat he is saying because Orwell and Huxley are spinning really Deadly in their graves
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#6 - igelior (05/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>4chan account   
>4chan account
User avatar #10 - qqqqqqqqq (05/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"orwell and huxley"
all that high school required reading finally paid off
#23 - tigasingy (05/24/2013) [-]
Personal fav
#53 - norwegianlolz (05/24/2013) [-]
god damn it Microsoft
god damn it Microsoft
#26 - cralix **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2 - danilawleit (05/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Tesco village #84...
#1 - heafi (05/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Wikipedia tells me there are only 13,746,100 Jews living today, so getting 25 million was quite an accomplishment.
I'm also using this reaction image too much.
User avatar #16 - lolerbot (05/24/2013) [-]
my favorite part was the crushing of the disc
#78 - mysweetestpoison (05/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #51 - voltkills ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
oh god this should be in morbid channel, 2050 scares me now.
User avatar #69 - cryingchicken ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
I never thought the day would come but it's happened; Microsoft are officially bigger douchebags than apple.
#89 - MasterManiac (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Of all the Xbox One posts this is the first one that legitimately made me laugh.
Of all the Xbox One posts this is the first one that legitimately made me laugh.
#54 - anonexplains (05/24/2013) [+] (12 replies)
The currency in England is pound, not euros.
User avatar #61 to #58 - joefakes (05/24/2013) [-]
And I guess nothing else seemed out of place in this story?
User avatar #46 - doodogger (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That kind of future would be so ******* scary.
#24 - whenimpresident (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#35 to #24 - NinjaTrainee (05/24/2013) [-]
Didn't read, but you had the time to look for that .gif and upload it.
#68 - shiftyscent (05/24/2013) [-]
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#20 - waffies (05/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#126 - thewaronbeingcool (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The white man tax part.

Didn't Sweden want to pass a man tax at one point?
#30 - anonexplains (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The **** happened to /b/? Who says "hahaaaaa" or "Awesome"?
User avatar #43 to #33 - kevandre (05/24/2013) [-]
It is /b/. The other boards don't have the generated ID's.
#71 - anonexplains (05/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
No ones gonna mention that he has 3 parents?
User avatar #75 to #71 - tarekmig (05/24/2013) [-]
Its the future?
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