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Consoles in 2050

tit Anonymous (ID: ) 05/ 22/ 13( Wed) Replies:
Tesco Village #33. England
en the bluescreen that the new Xbox has been announced
my parents to buy it fer me
3 ofthem say yes
Eerder it hem Teice_ cem
my identification papers and seme em's out of my purse
Swaddle down to the Terces en the Bernette buy an Xbox LIVE subscription
s.' to spend big and get the 48 hem card
to pay extra due to the White Man Tax
Blythe time I get home the xbox has arrived
it all up
Pooint the Kinect camera at my face
all the wires and such to my body
and Xbox are activated by my heartbeat
Wheedle sheets out of Kinect and into my take a bleed sample fer
Braise my arm SC) the camera can scan my Tesco barcode tattooed onto my wrist
down in Kinect gaming chair
AIV drip gees in ene arm
Whathever inserted
ship reasen to get up at all new
of Duty: WWII starts
memerial to the 25 million Jews killed in the Holocaust appears
an hem of adverts
Ffirst level starts
it in 30 decends
download the Level 1. 5 IDLE
an hem of adverts start
an aeroplane outside, look out ofthe window
voice hem the bluescreen tells me to pay attention
Sentire gameplay is about T minutes, adverts make the game last 3 hours
playing game
box crushes disc SC) I can' t play it again whee
bribe}: automatically updates my Facebook, Twitter, Danube., Tumblr and khan accounts
wires hem chair remove themselves hem my body
up and walk out of reem
camera follows my motions
Spuddenly my Apple wallplant starts to ring
wants me to meet sir at the Ed Miliband memerial cemetery
minutes later, arrive at the cemetery
see sir
n Agent steps out hem behind a tree
me why I haven' t been en the Xbox fer overdo minutes
I can answer he says something else
hearbeat he is saying because Orwell and Huxley are spinning really Deadly in their graves
HEP:
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#141 - goochmckooch (05/25/2013) [-]
MFW white man tax
User avatar #136 - elcreepo (05/24/2013) [-]
I have the feeling Huxley would return from his grave, argue with the leaders of microsoft and apple, sarcastically call the world brave and then return to being dead, sparking a cult of Huxlians.
User avatar #133 - marooned (05/24/2013) [-]
>Xbox automatically updates my Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Tumblr and 4chan accounts
>Youtube, Tumblr and 4chan accounts
>4chan accounts


4chan account
#145 to #133 - justtocomment (05/30/2013) [-]
4chan already has accounts, ******** . Moot sold them off, and those people don't need to type in captchas and get some other freedoms too.
User avatar #142 to #133 - liuur (05/25/2013) [-]
That's your main problem? White man tax and micro-ss aren't a big enough issue?
User avatar #137 to #133 - fosforgasxiii (05/24/2013) [-]
>2050
#129 - kievbutcher (05/24/2013) [-]
my favorite system
#128 - clockworkphysicist (05/24/2013) [-]
>mfw Orwell and huxley
what the **** is wrong with me.
#126 - thewaronbeingcool (05/24/2013) [-]
The white man tax part.

Didn't Sweden want to pass a man tax at one point?
#132 to #126 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
They also have a law that says men should sit down to pee. An actual LAW.
Sweden is ruled by feministic cultural marxists.
#125 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
you have three parents?
User avatar #131 to #125 - fosforgasxiii (05/24/2013) [-]
He's probably adopted by polygamous, homosexuals or something like that.
#124 - dayasalion (05/24/2013) [-]
I, for one, Welcome our new MSFT overlords.
I, for one, Welcome our new MSFT overlords.
#123 - thewaronbeingcool (05/24/2013) [-]
That is one horrifying vision of the future.

Even a post apocalyptic future straight out of Mad Max would be better than that.
User avatar #121 - bushingenna (05/24/2013) [-]
Aldous Huxley's Brave new world is going to be so accurate that i am affraid
#120 - ixcarnifexxi (05/24/2013) [-]
**ixcarnifexxi rolled a random image posted in comment #2173134 at Friendly ** I am so lost.
User avatar #117 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [-]
"Tesco barcode tattoed on my wrist"
That explains the mayor
User avatar #116 - kinglobster (05/24/2013) [-]
kinect always on camera staring into my living room, prying into my privacy? its a good thing electrical tape doesnt exist or that thing would be awful.
#113 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
70 million people died during WW 2. Yet all we hear is: Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million Remember the 6 million .......................
#138 to #113 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Don't forget to pay your jew-money to Israel to remember the billions that died in the holocaust.
#109 - bitey (05/24/2013) [-]
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#104 - bitchplzzz (05/24/2013) [-]
>4chan account

MOOT. IF YOU EVER EVEN GET THE IDEA TO DO THIS IN THE NEAR FUTURE, I WILL PERSONALLY HACK UR FACEBOOK.
I know he wont
User avatar #140 to #114 - bitchplzzz (05/24/2013) [-]
le so ******** lelele

im joking, you cock sponge
User avatar #106 to #104 - porchmonkeywarrior (05/24/2013) [-]
>implying moot gets on funnyjunk
#107 to #106 - bitchplzzz (05/24/2013) [-]
Im just saying
Im just saying
#102 - jldragon (05/24/2013) [-]
I just don't understand why people seem to be surprised about all this.    
   
They've been 						**********					 advertisements and "must have apps!" into the 360 for afew years now. Plus we've been bending over to Apples DRM methods for about a decade, so everyone knows they can expect to get away with it now.
I just don't understand why people seem to be surprised about all this.

They've been ********** advertisements and "must have apps!" into the 360 for afew years now. Plus we've been bending over to Apples DRM methods for about a decade, so everyone knows they can expect to get away with it now.
User avatar #105 to #102 - bandal (05/24/2013) [-]
EA announced that they will quit the DRM system, so ... yes, EA said it, so is just xbox now
User avatar #110 to #105 - wickedwilliam (05/24/2013) [-]
They are only getting rid of it because they know that Xbox is going to do it for them.
#101 - basham (05/24/2013) [-]
**basham rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at when I shit ** I don't get it
**basham rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at when I shit ** I don't get it
#99 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
lol yea
when I watched the reveal for the Xbox One I couldn't stop laughing for the entire presentation. Even before release, the ps4 absolutely blows the xbox1 OUT OF THE ******* WATER. You won't even be able to play your games on the xbox without an internet connection

first it was the Xbox PLEASEFIXME
now it's the xbox one
LOOOOOOOOOOL
User avatar #135 to #99 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
PS4 only showed a controller. couple of games, not sure that warrants it being better than the xbox one which showed the entire console...
User avatar #111 to #99 - wickedwilliam (05/24/2013) [-]
lol :') Go away troll
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