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Consoles in 2050

tit Anonymous (ID: ) 05/ 22/ 13( Wed) Replies:
Tesco Village #33. England
en the bluescreen that the new Xbox has been announced
my parents to buy it fer me
3 ofthem say yes
Eerder it hem Teice_ cem
my identification papers and seme em's out of my purse
Swaddle down to the Terces en the Bernette buy an Xbox LIVE subscription
s.' to spend big and get the 48 hem card
to pay extra due to the White Man Tax
Blythe time I get home the xbox has arrived
it all up
Pooint the Kinect camera at my face
all the wires and such to my body
and Xbox are activated by my heartbeat
Wheedle sheets out of Kinect and into my take a bleed sample fer
Braise my arm SC) the camera can scan my Tesco barcode tattooed onto my wrist
down in Kinect gaming chair
AIV drip gees in ene arm
Whathever inserted
ship reasen to get up at all new
of Duty: WWII starts
memerial to the 25 million Jews killed in the Holocaust appears
an hem of adverts
Ffirst level starts
it in 30 decends
download the Level 1. 5 IDLE
an hem of adverts start
an aeroplane outside, look out ofthe window
voice hem the bluescreen tells me to pay attention
Sentire gameplay is about T minutes, adverts make the game last 3 hours
playing game
box crushes disc SC) I can' t play it again whee
bribe}: automatically updates my Facebook, Twitter, Danube., Tumblr and khan accounts
wires hem chair remove themselves hem my body
up and walk out of reem
camera follows my motions
Spuddenly my Apple wallplant starts to ring
wants me to meet sir at the Ed Miliband memerial cemetery
minutes later, arrive at the cemetery
see sir
n Agent steps out hem behind a tree
me why I haven' t been en the Xbox fer overdo minutes
I can answer he says something else
hearbeat he is saying because Orwell and Huxley are spinning really Deadly in their graves
HEP:
Awesome
HEP:
hahaahaa
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User avatar #10 - qqqqqqqqq (05/23/2013) [-]
"orwell and huxley"
all that high school required reading finally paid off
#29 to #10 - mlpblows (05/24/2013) [-]
Me too dude, contemporary history.. and I just finished it. I understand stuff.
#11 to #10 - electro (05/23/2013) [-]
who are they
User avatar #12 to #11 - qqqqqqqqq (05/23/2013) [-]
george orwell- 1984, about a autocratic distopian future
Aldous Huxley- brave new world, about a distopian future where moral values are backwards
User avatar #25 to #12 - nattyicesixtynine (05/24/2013) [-]
i only recognized huxleys name from the doors of perception
User avatar #13 to #12 - mytrueface (05/23/2013) [-]
So it paid off,...
for getting the joke?
User avatar #15 to #13 - qqqqqqqqq (05/24/2013) [-]
...yes?
User avatar #14 to #13 - mytrueface (05/24/2013) [-]
READ THOSE BOOKS SO HARD PAGES WENT UP IN FLAMES *****
#78 - mysweetestpoison (05/24/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#53 - norwegianlolz ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
god damn it Microsoft
god damn it Microsoft
User avatar #51 - voltkills ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
oh god this should be in morbid channel, 2050 scares me now.
#6 - igelior (05/23/2013) [-]
>4chan account   
>mfw
>4chan account
>mfw
#119 to #6 - isaacbn (05/24/2013) [-]
>2013
>not having a gold membership 4chan card
>ishygiddy
#22 to #6 - pentol ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
it's already happening.
for now it's just for the captcha. but slippery slope ETC...
User avatar #52 to #6 - enpootis (05/24/2013) [-]
>implying diamond 4chan account isn't the best buy in my hole life
User avatar #134 to #52 - empithree ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
yes. your life is a big ****** hole. give it to me.
#23 - tigasingy (05/24/2013) [-]
Personal fav
#2 - danilawleit (05/23/2013) [-]
Tesco village #84...
#3 to #2 - Rascal (05/23/2013) [-]
It's #83...
#5 to #3 - danilawleit (05/23/2013) [-]
****		.
**** .
User avatar #46 - doodogger (05/24/2013) [-]
That kind of future would be so ******* scary.
User avatar #62 to #46 - andreomir (05/24/2013) [-]
I think that people would actually get used to it. And that's the worst part.
User avatar #144 to #62 - doodogger (05/28/2013) [-]
That's the scariest part. People will just let it happen. They will slowly be desensitized to it and violation of freedom and privacy will seem necessary to them.
User avatar #69 - cryingchicken (05/24/2013) [-]
I never thought the day would come but it's happened; Microsoft are officially bigger douchebags than apple.
User avatar #16 - lolerbot (05/24/2013) [-]
my favorite part was the crushing of the disc
#89 - MasterManiac (05/24/2013) [-]
Of all the Xbox One posts this is the first one that legitimately made me laugh.
Of all the Xbox One posts this is the first one that legitimately made me laugh.
#115 to #89 - joethefurball (05/24/2013) [-]
this one was my favorite, it's a bit long
this one was my favorite, it's a bit long
#68 - shiftyscent (05/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#126 - thewaronbeingcool (05/24/2013) [-]
The white man tax part.

Didn't Sweden want to pass a man tax at one point?
#132 to #126 - Rascal (05/24/2013) [-]
They also have a law that says men should sit down to pee. An actual LAW.
Sweden is ruled by feministic cultural marxists.
#1 - heafi (05/23/2013) [-]
Wikipedia tells me there are only 13,746,100 Jews living today, so getting 25 million was quite an accomplishment.
I'm also using this reaction image too much.
User avatar #7 to #1 - Willhelm (05/23/2013) [-]
that's the joke, and epic pic.
#9 to #7 - fordun (05/23/2013) [-]
The Jew thing comes from /pol/ The number of Jews killed in the holocaust was recently speculated to be at around 9 million. Even though it is is literally impossible. Ive done the math. There is not enough hours in the day. The engineering is flawed and makes no sense knowing the legendary German engineering.
User avatar #17 to #9 - SirSheepy (05/24/2013) [-]
It's six million not nine million
User avatar #27 to #17 - captainfuckitall (05/24/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Some people speculate it's not even that, simply 4 million, as there was a massive 'lack' of Russian jews during the time of WW2 (and Stalin hated jews as well), some people say Stalin actually killed 2 million and pushed it onto Hitler, and the Allies who knew went along with it because they didn't want to lose him as an ally. When you think about it in that sense, it also makes much more sense regarding the figures of jews living in Europe at the time
User avatar #88 to #27 - brenton (05/24/2013) [-]
"simply 4 million"

As if that number is small...
User avatar #28 to #27 - SirSheepy (05/24/2013) [-]
Of course that is probably correct, but I suppose it's like Nessy. No one will ever know for sure and no one will really care. (except for crazy people)
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#81 to #44 - fordun (05/24/2013) [-]
This.
User avatar #19 to #9 - deathcampforjewtie (05/24/2013) [-]
That's the power of German engineering....
#41 to #1 - nathanielcockburn (05/24/2013) [-]
there was obviously a second holocaust with zombie hitler and the kardashians where another 11253900 jews were killed
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#32 to #21 - orton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#37 to #32 - waffies (05/24/2013) [-]
Damn right.

"Next update: May"

He's running out of time on a month long deadline he gave himself
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#38 to #37 - orton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#39 to #38 - waffies (05/24/2013) [-]
But... he's just gonna move his deadline up again!
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#123 - thewaronbeingcool (05/24/2013) [-]
That is one horrifying vision of the future.

Even a post apocalyptic future straight out of Mad Max would be better than that.
#96 - Rascal (05/24/2013) [-]
All** three** of them?
#30 - Rascal (05/24/2013) [-]
The **** happened to /b/? Who says "hahaaaaa" or "Awesome"?
User avatar #33 to #30 - AlanbalMIT (05/24/2013) [-]
/b/ != 4chan
User avatar #43 to #33 - kevandre (05/24/2013) [-]
It is /b/. The other boards don't have the generated ID's.
#102 - jldragon (05/24/2013) [-]
I just don't understand why people seem to be surprised about all this.    
   
They've been hamfisting advertisements and "must have apps!" into the 360 for afew years now. Plus we've been bending over to Apples DRM methods for about a decade, so everyone knows they can expect to get away with it now.
I just don't understand why people seem to be surprised about all this.

They've been hamfisting advertisements and "must have apps!" into the 360 for afew years now. Plus we've been bending over to Apples DRM methods for about a decade, so everyone knows they can expect to get away with it now.
User avatar #105 to #102 - bandal (05/24/2013) [-]
EA announced that they will quit the DRM system, so ... yes, EA said it, so is just xbox now
User avatar #110 to #105 - wickedwilliam ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
They are only getting rid of it because they know that Xbox is going to do it for them.
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