Cloud district. thread still alive... >Be cicero >Just searching for pretty flowers in market for mother > See hobo asking for a coin > slit his throat > notice it's the listener > cloud district
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#2 - karvarausku (03/16/2013) [-]
>Be cicero
>Just searching for pretty flowers in market for mother
> See hobo asking for a coin
> slit his throat
> notice it's the listener
> burn the whole town down
> blame the dragon
> everything went better than expected.
#7 to #2 - icametocomment (03/17/2013) [-]
Man, people make some really impressive cosplay costumes.
Man, people make some really impressive cosplay costumes.
#3 to #2 - sanguinesolitude (03/16/2013) [-]
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>be dragon
>fly around ****** dragon bitches
>see some douche running around in light and heavy armor
>lol noob
>cicle overhead
>attack nearby giant like a boss
> noob shows up on some faggy black horse
> attack horse
>noob spams sparks at me like some lackey ****
> ******** .jpg horse is ****** epic
> die.
>as consciousness fades hear noob call horse shadowmere
>more like shadowqueer
>deathgiggle and fade to black
User avatar #6 - psykojet (03/17/2013) [-]
>Be Dragonborn
>Walking through Whiterun
>Nazeem starts his ******** again
>"Do y-"
>Have enough of it by here
>Whip my sword out and kill him, trap his soul in a lesser soul gem because that's all he is
>Head up to the Sky Forge
>Make a make of leather boots
>Head over to Could District and enchant the leather boots with his soul gem
>Put the boots on then walk from wall to wall in the Could District
#10 - HomerSimpson (03/17/2013) [-]
Ways I've killed Nazeem as different players
-turned him into a sweetroll with the wabbajack and ate him
-murdered his wife with a soul capturing dagger, enchanted a warhammer with her soul gem and killed him in his sleep
-made the entire town slaughter him with mayhem
-fusrodah'd him on to the cloud district then killed him with a swift finishing blow, and left his naked body on the jarl's doorstep
-killed him, resurrected him and ordered him to murder his wife, and then killed him again
#17 to #10 - LordSweatpants (03/22/2013) [-]
That is the most amazing greentext Ive seen in a while
#1 - actualcat ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
Ahaha that's kind of funny OMFG LOLHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEHEHEUEHEUEA
User avatar #4 to #1 - sanguinesolitude (03/16/2013) [-]
i used to be alive but then i took an arrow to the neck
+1
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#11 - Rascal (03/17/2013) [-]
kawaii kon - Hawaii Convention center. Yes, i was there. Win. Going tomorrow too. I feel special.
User avatar #18 to #13 - xXDeadpoolXx (03/22/2013) [-]
i demand sauce!!!!
User avatar #19 to #18 - AnonsForSure (03/23/2013) [-]
Look for "Gamer Poop: Skyrim" and "Gamer Poop:Oblivion" on YouTube. A dude named Manslayer makes the gamer poop series and its absolutely amazing.
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