Check before you Shrek. . e chich ( Wed) 17: 49 Na 13674 twerking at McDonald' s asks for big mac Hays to hold the onions spat onions in it anyway in it for dis i want to suck Mikasas Dick
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Check before you Shrek

e chich ( Wed) 17: 49 Na 13674
twerking at McDonald' s
asks for big mac
Hays to hold the onions
spat onions in it anyway
in it for disrespecting smelt
sees me spit in his burger
to manager
met fired an the spot
age home
spray to smelt
ttell him what happened atwood
shear a whisper
dont worry, your problems will be ogre soon"
awake up next day
uturn an the news
fstory an a double homicide
mmy ex manager and the customer were the victims
says both were beaten to death with an onion
shear another faint whisper
they should' checked themselves before they shrewd themselves"
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Submitted: 06/14/2014
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User avatar #15 to #8 - smaaen ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_MJbgO7SF0

Just wanted to share.
User avatar #20 to #8 - emptysuperman (06/15/2014) [-]
Its kinda hot.
#1 - anon (06/14/2014) [-]
As retarded as most of the shrek stories are, some of them are actually pretty funny. This is not one of them
#3 to #1 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
thats a really interesting opinion seeing as this was one of the first
User avatar #6 to #1 - mrrandomness (06/15/2014) [-]
oh its not? **** i better stop lauging if its not funny...
#5 to #1 - marcher (06/15/2014) [-]
Hush hush, it'll be ogre soon
#2 to #1 - angrybarts (06/14/2014) [-]
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#14 - karnovski (06/15/2014) [-]
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#27 - dragel (06/15/2014) [-]
shrek is so hilarious can you imagine a word where it would be without the "ogre" puns!!!

wow, i'm in stitches over that joke, "ogre soon" oh man, that glorious joke is just beautiful.
too good


#28 to #27 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - Epicgetguy (06/15/2014) [-]
It's actually not from 4chan

www.shrekchan.org/shr/

I am completely ashamed that I know where it's from.
#23 to #21 - abandonpsycho (06/15/2014) [-]
Thats the first thing i thought when I saw this
User avatar #13 - unusualmoo (06/15/2014) [-]
git shrek'd m80
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User avatar #24 - freepotatoe (06/15/2014) [-]
Not even posted by anon.. wtf
#22 - christile (06/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #19 - redflame (06/15/2014) [-]
Whe're the butt rape?
#17 - ninetysix (06/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #11 - funbaggy (06/15/2014) [-]
As least you ass didn't get wrecked for that favor.
User avatar #12 to #11 - funbaggy (06/15/2014) [-]
or should i say shrecked.
User avatar #9 - superfake (06/15/2014) [-]
No Shrek-involved rape... I'm conflicted
Those are some of the funniest ones...
User avatar #16 to #9 - smaaen ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Original one (?) posted youtube link right under you, is not rape though. He wanted the ogre.
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