Cheating. .. Hey, do you have a pet? Yeah. What kind of pet. It's kind of a cat... Oh, what's it's name? ...fluffy... it's like naming your tank mini cooper
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#31 - mrgoodlove (04/26/2013) [-]
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#1 - lifeiscool **User deleted account** (04/25/2013) [-]
Hey, do you have a pet?
Yeah.
What kind of pet.
It's kind of a cat...
Oh, what's it's name?
...fluffy...
it's like naming your tank mini cooper
#6 to #1 - ugottricked (04/26/2013) [-]
thats like having a tank and naming it fluffy
#2 to #1 - davidavidson (04/25/2013) [-]
You don't ******* say?
User avatar #3 to #1 - Lambda (04/26/2013) [-]
If I had a tank I'd name it Fluffy.
User avatar #30 to #3 - qqqqqqqqq (04/26/2013) [-]
if i had a tank id name if "unsportsmanlike conduct"
User avatar #57 to #30 - thewebspinner (04/26/2013) [-]
ever read any Iain.m.banks??
#73 to #3 - baconfattie ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
If I had a fluffy I'd call it Tank.
User avatar #98 to #73 - rayeslegend (04/26/2013) [-]
If I had a mini cooper I'd call it cat
#10 - filipnocd (04/26/2013) [-]
Would it be cheating if I just ran over boars in my Cougar?
#86 to #10 - JohnTheRipper (04/26/2013) [-]
why would u even waste memory/film on a cougar.

here. take this.

my WRX.
#97 to #86 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
lol, who are you to talk? :D
User avatar #109 to #97 - JohnTheRipper (04/26/2013) [-]
ive got good reason to speak. as far as Im concerned the cougar is wrong wheel drive and insanely underpowered. thats a horrible combo. im out.
#99 to #10 - thunderbirdbass (04/26/2013) [-]
I would use this, solid hunk of steel and it's name is the Eliminator.
#56 to #10 - RamboTrucker (04/26/2013) [-]
Maybe if I did
#32 to #10 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
That piece of plastic would more than likely explode on impact with a boar
#4 - Tbom (04/26/2013) [-]
That would almost make it worth living in Ohio.
User avatar #5 to #4 - fdgftw (04/26/2013) [-]
This is very old.

Now you have to get 12 permits.
User avatar #7 to #5 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Not exactly VERY old.. Only a year.
User avatar #8 to #7 - fdgftw (04/26/2013) [-]
In the time since a man released large Amounts of exotic animals into a major city.
#36 to #8 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
It wasn't a major city, and that was about 2 years ago. Zanesville, Ohio is not a very major city, though it used to be.
User avatar #11 to #4 - demicus (04/26/2013) [-]
Legal here in Idaho too. Its up to individual cities to decide whether or not you can own an "exotic pet". Downside? I have to import one from another state. Cannot have an Idaho born mountain lion in Idaho. Dafaq.
#13 to #4 - iamphoenix (04/26/2013) [-]
almost.
User avatar #17 to #4 - missrainbowdash (04/26/2013) [-]
I am not a clever man, why do people hate ohio and oklahoma?
#61 - grievver (04/26/2013) [-]
I want a cougar too! :(
#15 - mattdoggy (04/26/2013) [-]
In most countries you can't even own a gun   
In America you can own a gosh dang hunting cougar   
suck it rest of the world, are you even trying?
In most countries you can't even own a gun
In America you can own a gosh dang hunting cougar
suck it rest of the world, are you even trying?
User avatar #63 to #15 - hudis (04/26/2013) [-]
I don't even understand why you consider it a good thing, but I won't start a fuss, just saying.
#93 to #15 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
dont mind me in Britain buying alcohol legally at 18.

and ohio isnt all of america.
#107 to #15 - milthyfoustache (04/26/2013) [-]
In England we get Vimto. Step to me ****** .
#142 to #15 - ghustla (04/26/2013) [-]
I can marry 4 women
User avatar #69 to #15 - temporalguardian ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Gosh dang?
like....Really?
#38 to #15 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
and yet you still can't smoke pot...or have an abortion...or have gay marriage...or have free health care...and your government can legally tap in to any conversation you have...And they can arrest you without any trial or proof...and they tax the **** out of you the very MILO-SECOND you graduate...

Yup...sure would love to be an American.
#43 to #38 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
On the contrary sir, I can smoke pot right outside my house, go get an abortion down the street, and marry my same-sex-significant-other in quite a few states. I've been graduated for a few years now and have yet to make enough to actually pay taxes (goddamned economy...), and they can't legally tap into any conversation I have (not that they don't, they just can't legally). In fact, everything that you said there is blatantly incorrect at one level or another.

Sincerely,
Another Angry Black Man.
User avatar #47 to #43 - thegamerslife (04/26/2013) [-]
So another Washingtonian. :D
"get on our level"
User avatar #71 to #15 - toughactintinactin (04/26/2013) [-]
In some parts of the states the animal laws are so lax some people have Zoo's with Lions, and tigers and **** . There's actually a show about it called "Animal Intervention" If i recall correctly.
#41 to #15 - hemming (04/26/2013) [-]
Things i can legally do:   
Buy alcohol at age 16   
Have sex with anyone that is 15 years old and up   
Beat swedes with sticks for going into our country via frozen ocean   
Get paid for being educated   
Show up half dead at a hospital, get fixed and leave or stay there for weeks for recovery and not pay a damn thing   
Abortions   
gay Marriage   
   
Things i can't legally do:   
Get sued because our coffee doesn't state that it is hot.   
Carry guns in public (Why the 			****		 would anyone want that anyway?)   
   
Gud Bevare Danmark!
Things i can legally do:
Buy alcohol at age 16
Have sex with anyone that is 15 years old and up
Beat swedes with sticks for going into our country via frozen ocean
Get paid for being educated
Show up half dead at a hospital, get fixed and leave or stay there for weeks for recovery and not pay a damn thing
Abortions
gay Marriage

Things i can't legally do:
Get sued because our coffee doesn't state that it is hot.
Carry guns in public (Why the **** would anyone want that anyway?)

Gud Bevare Danmark!
User avatar #91 to #41 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/26/2013) [-]
That's all great except
>Carry guns in public
The answer is because why the **** not?
User avatar #88 to #41 - lobsternewburg (04/26/2013) [-]
I'd still rather have a cougar.
#66 to #41 - intrepidy (04/26/2013) [-]
I love Denmark just for the beating up Swedes law. You know its actually required to do it? Not a "you could do"

Stop being Germany's hat and float away, become one with the coolness of Northern Europe.
User avatar #46 to #41 - thegamerslife (04/26/2013) [-]
Consuming alcohol at 16, not a great idea, your brain development would appreciate that you stop
sex with mentally under developed persons...no thanks.
swedes...beatings...ok this one I have no issue with.
I got paid to get vocational training
I've actually gone to the hospital multiple times for severe things...still debt free.
I live in WA, gay marriage is legal, so is smoking marijuana

coffee, I agree that **** is stupid
I carry a gun every day. here is a good example of why: You need to login to view this link

American!
User avatar #48 to #46 - hemming (04/26/2013) [-]
Drinking alcohol is stupid, but smoking weed is a good thing..?
We don't have to carry guns or knives because no one else does.
User avatar #49 to #48 - thegamerslife (04/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I would say smoking weed is better than getting drunk any day(at an appropriate age).
User avatar #50 to #48 - thegamerslife (04/26/2013) [-]
also you obviously didn't look at the link, That dude didn't have a gun, he was ******* stabbing people....use the links people...
User avatar #51 to #50 - hemming (04/26/2013) [-]
I looked at the link, and like i said, no one carries that **** here, there might be a knife at a party in the streets but people are usually too pussy to use them and there's plenty of police and guards in these places. Guns? Nope.
Weed? Risk the possibility of a psychosis or getting fired? Nah.
User avatar #52 to #51 - thegamerslife (04/26/2013) [-]
psychosis....ROTFLLMFAO!!!! you're funny.
User avatar #53 to #52 - hemming (04/26/2013) [-]
Weed is well known for being able to both trigger and prevent psychosis in people, It happend to my girlfriends sister and i've heard stories from other people as well.
User avatar #54 to #53 - thegamerslife (04/26/2013) [-]
It's a rarity, a HUGE rarity.
User avatar #55 to #54 - hemming (04/26/2013) [-]
But it's there. Drug tests becomes more and more common in companies as well, it can take months before the substances are out of your body depending on your usage. I would get fired at spot for doing it.
#68 to #55 - intrepidy (04/26/2013) [-]
I personally dislike weed because of the attitude it gives people. It reminds me of the MLP fandom. Also, because i don't like substances that distort your personality.
User avatar #58 to #55 - thegamerslife (04/26/2013) [-]
Well that is you. Here we can use it for recreational purposes legally, I see no danger of it yet. also I'd take weed being legal and a normal thing over drinking or smoking tobacco any day!
Also about guns, we have them, Me and a **** ton of other (roughly tens of thousands 20,000 - 40,000) active conceal carry licenses in my county alone and it's very safe, I don't really worry about crime at all(my car is on the list for top ten most broke into cars though (number 10)). but then again you live in a different society, different issues. I wouldn't have it any other way.
User avatar #128 to #51 - undeadwill (04/26/2013) [-]
No one carries knives?

Seriously what do you guys do karate chop your bread?
#67 to #46 - intrepidy (04/26/2013) [-]
You should be aware your point about guns is null and void if the crime rate of the place you live (especially violent crime) is very, very low. Much like Denmark and most of civilized Europe.

Also, you are clearly nick picking out of personal taste. But i don't know if you've ever used a national health service, the wait times are pretty short. Only Canada has long wait times.
User avatar #137 to #67 - thegamerslife (04/26/2013) [-]
Well the fact is I do live in an area with very, very low crime rate and the amount of guns out numbers the people too. I've got about 5-8 (depending on is a high velocity pellet rifle counts to you, if not then 5).
It is also a known fact that as gun ownership, and active conceal carry licenses have gone up our crime rates go down....completely contradictory to what anti-gun/pro gun control people keep claiming(mostly because they are far out of touch with the real world) and it's a fact that is nation wide.

#138 to #137 - intrepidy (04/26/2013) [-]
I realise, which is why i said IF you live in an area without crime. Europe tends to have a lower crime rate than America, possibly do to less income inequality. Anyway, banning guns is pretty much impossible in America as everyone has them and it would just remove law abiding owners. However in Europe and many Asian nations crime rates can be low (especially gun crime). The crime rate in my country is at the lowest its been i believe.

This may be a fact for you, but i'd rather take the falling crime rates without the guns, than the falling crime rate with the guns.
User avatar #139 to #138 - thegamerslife (04/26/2013) [-]
well I'm not ok with a socialist, or communist style country. I want it to be like in the early 90's. plenty of jobs, good jobs, good pay, good benefits....I miss the 90's.

Also, my local area has a huge issue with poor and inequality. we have an enormous homeless population compared to just a year or two back. we are currently at 12% unemployment in my county, and yet the low crime rate remains.
#148 to #41 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
In vermont you don't even need a carry permit if you own a pistol at 21. And they have one of the lowest crime rates in the US. So why the **** wouldnt you want that?
User avatar #64 to #41 - UA partay (04/26/2013) [-]
By the way, the coffee lawsuit against McDonalds was not frivolous. http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm
User avatar #75 to #41 - kietzu (04/26/2013) [-]
Pffft...
Your username is hemming?
My sides.
#83 to #75 - hemming (04/26/2013) [-]
What's wrong with Hemming?
User avatar #92 to #83 - kietzu (04/26/2013) [-]
Haven't you seen 'Rigtige Uvenner'?
Your name reminds of that video.
#80 to #15 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
but you can't buy kinder surprise. are you even trying?
#34 to #15 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
implying most countries are jealous that they can't own guns...

I'll give you the cougar one though, but we have free health care and college, so there's that...
User avatar #14 - izzygirl (04/26/2013) [-]
I CAN OWN A ******* COUGAR?
What have I been doing with my life?
User avatar #18 to #14 - shadowstepone (04/26/2013) [-]
it's legal, but most people who own one get hurt eventually. a guy who lived two doors down from me was badly maimed by his pet cougar because he wasn't entertaining it enough.
User avatar #19 to #18 - izzygirl (04/26/2013) [-]
I still want one...
User avatar #20 to #19 - shadowstepone (04/26/2013) [-]
he died of bloodloss before they found him...
User avatar #21 to #20 - izzygirl (04/26/2013) [-]
Shhh, don't ruin this for me.
User avatar #22 to #21 - shadowstepone (04/26/2013) [-]
the cougar ate a small piece of his arm.
#23 to #22 - izzygirl (04/26/2013) [-]
Why did you ruin it?
Why did you ruin it?
User avatar #28 to #18 - blazingpelt (04/26/2013) [-]
A bunch of people have monkeys as pets and one ate some chick's face. If I'm gonna get maimed either way, I'd take the cougar.
User avatar #33 to #28 - shadowstepone (04/26/2013) [-]
or you could get a dog. or something that doesn't kill you
#44 to #33 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
Man returns back home after 2 weeks of an environmental disaster only to be killed and eaten by his 9 dogs. http://www.inquisitr (dot) com/139936/indonesian-man-eaten-by-starving-pet-dogs/
User avatar #146 to #44 - shadowstepone (04/27/2013) [-]
**** . everything kills you.
User avatar #147 to #28 - shadowstepone (04/27/2013) [-]
anon below has convinced me that the only suitable pet is a goldfish.
#79 - CottonTail (04/26/2013) [-]
**CottonTail rolled a random image posted in comment #1573377 at Friendly ** mfw I use a mature older woman on the prowl for younger men to hunt boar
User avatar #65 - huszti (04/26/2013) [-]
>almost cheating

yeah because it's a cougar and not a cheetah.
#121 - brothergrimm (04/26/2013) [-]
cougars are cool..... i'd prefer to have a pet wolf though
cougars are cool..... i'd prefer to have a pet wolf though
User avatar #131 to #121 - smokekusheveryday (04/26/2013) [-]
I concur with you decision
User avatar #134 to #131 - smokekusheveryday (04/26/2013) [-]
your* my apologies
User avatar #125 to #121 - snakefire (04/26/2013) [-]
moon moon?
User avatar #126 to #125 - brothergrimm (04/26/2013) [-]
-.- no........ that would be my little brother......... actually yeah.... i'm gonna call my little brother moon moon from now on. thanks!
#127 to #126 - snakefire (04/26/2013) [-]
My work here is done.
#148 to #127 - danslfi (04/29/2013) [-]
how do you have red text?
+7
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#82 - crockus (04/26/2013) [-]
i own a cougar, shes in my basement
User avatar #106 - beardgasm (04/26/2013) [-]
I too live in Ohio. Now where can I get my cougar?
User avatar #9 - vilememory ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
He must go through a lot of kitty litter...
#112 - aerosol (04/26/2013) [-]
********		. Nothing that cool ever happens in Ohio.
******** . Nothing that cool ever happens in Ohio.
User avatar #119 to #112 - cuntpunter (04/26/2013) [-]
I don't know, I've seen some pretty ******* cool things here. You just have to look for them.
#72 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
too bad there are no wild boars in ohio...i smelled bs from the beginning
#78 to #72 - eatthepolarbears (04/26/2013) [-]
There are feral pigs all over the Midwest and eastern states and they are actually a problem
#114 to #78 - macarenaoftime (04/26/2013) [-]
omg he killed Ganon
omg he killed Ganon
#145 to #114 - eatthepolarbears (04/26/2013) [-]
I thought it was ya mother
I thought it was ya mother
User avatar #144 to #114 - undeadwill (04/26/2013) [-]
I've seen a heard of them, over 100 of them zerg rush past me
#40 - codenamehavoc (04/26/2013) [-]
ok im from ohio, and my dealer owns a cougar.....i wonder if thats my dealer...pic kinda related
#76 to #40 - johnnybtrollin (04/26/2013) [-]
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"dealer"
#140 to #76 - codenamehavoc (04/26/2013) [-]
Yes, dealer. As in drug dealer. As in someone who sells drugs. I didn't think it was that hard of a concept.
#143 to #141 - codenamehavoc (04/26/2013) [-]
im so edgy man...but nah. im not interested in internet fights bro i just am here for the lolz brought unto me via retoasts and rare OC no need to fight i mean look how chill that cougar is up there it dont give a **** . so why should we?
#60 to #40 - olisaurus (04/26/2013) [-]
doubt.jpg
#62 to #60 - mountaindewkie (04/26/2013) [-]
Here you go
#70 to #62 - studbeefpile (04/26/2013) [-]
You fool, he's looking for this one.
#59 - mcdouchebag (04/26/2013) [-]
MFW I live in Ohio and can own a cougar.
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