Channing Tatum. . Would you drink a glass of Channing Naturals sperm for , 000? Whoa, whoa, whoa Do I look like I have that kind of money?. I only got $200,000.
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Channing Tatum

Would you drink a glass of Channing Naturals sperm for , 000?
Whoa, whoa, whoa Do I look like I have that kind of money?
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#1 - flixoe (07/22/2013) [-]
I only got $200,000.
User avatar #21 to #1 - lightninghedgehog (07/22/2013) [-]
flixoe, you are one smart shopper
User avatar #113 to #21 - flixoe (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm reading back over my past good comments, this has to be my favorite.
#19 - bmacattack (07/22/2013) [-]
My dad actually sat next to the chan-man on a flight he was on. Talked to him for a solid hour or two. He said he was actually a pretty cool and intelligent guy, which surprised him. I dont know why I wanted to tell you guys, thought you'd like to know.

Proof: My dads the one on the right.
User avatar #27 to #19 - robinwilliamson (07/23/2013) [-]
Your dad is Channing Tatum?
#37 to #27 - bmacattack (07/23/2013) [-]
it was a joke...
User avatar #55 to #37 - SquigglyJr (07/23/2013) [-]
so was his comment
User avatar #63 to #55 - lamarisagoodname (07/23/2013) [-]
#20 - imonaboatman (07/22/2013) [-]
I honestly don't find Channing Tatum that attractive. As a straight male, I'm willing to admit when another guy is attractive. But I think he's really overrated. He still gets more pussy in a week than I'll get in my lifetime, but I'm just saying..
I honestly don't find Channing Tatum that attractive. As a straight male, I'm willing to admit when another guy is attractive. But I think he's really overrated. He still gets more pussy in a week than I'll get in my lifetime, but I'm just saying..
User avatar #25 to #20 - weenieandthebutt (07/22/2013) [-]
He's obviously good looking but there's a ton of other men who I find much more attractive such as Zyzz and Jeff Sied.
User avatar #41 to #25 - prometheo (07/23/2013) [-]
I never thought Zyzz was hot at all. He looked like the douche version of a barbie doll.
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#28 to #25 - imonaboatman (07/23/2013) [-]
Exactly. It's not that he isn't attractive, it's just there are plenty of more attractive famous guys.

< pic related - a man I would gladly go gay for
User avatar #50 to #20 - thesinful (07/23/2013) [-]
Old Spice | The Man Your Man Could Smell Like Well he's certainly not the man your man could smell like.
User avatar #75 to #20 - teasquid (07/23/2013) [-]
As I straight female, I agree with you.

I prefer skinnier guys. :T
#91 to #20 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
Guys, don't tell me i'm the only one who read that in Matthew Broderick's voice..
#89 to #20 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
As a bi female I agree, it's just THE SHAPE OF THE SKULL. IT'S SO WEIRD.
User avatar #32 to #20 - JesuschristofAZ (07/23/2013) [-]
I still don't understand the stigma centered around straight men observing the attractiveness of other guys, chicks can distinguish whether other girls are hot or not. Also, I agree with you on Channing Tatum not being that attractive. I can see why the girls like him, but there are a lot of actors that look a lot better than him.
#96 to #32 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
I know what you mean. I hate how nowadays, acknowledging another guy is handsome or good-looking at all automatically makes you gay. That doesn't make any sense to me, but I thought I was the only one.
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User avatar #36 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
Something about drinking sperm out of a glass disgusts me. If I get to take it from the source before it gets cold, sure.
#17 - newberry (07/22/2013) [-]
i guess i would do it, But only "4chan"-ning Tatum!!!

...please dont hurt me
#46 to #17 - DJFatcat (07/23/2013) [-]
Okay, that was funny.
Okay, that was funny.
#9 - infinitereaper ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
That's a pretty easy $100,000
User avatar #82 to #9 - notstill (07/23/2013) [-]
Source is Strike Witches, before anyone asks.
User avatar #80 to #11 - notstill (07/23/2013) [-]
call me gay again while I'm walking away with my $100k
#106 to #80 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
youre gay
User avatar #112 to #106 - notstill (07/23/2013) [-]
oh baby call me more names
User avatar #40 - olesc (07/23/2013) [-]
Havent laughed like this in a while. Ty asurapriest
User avatar #42 to #40 - asurapriest (07/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #49 to #42 - amuro (07/23/2013) [-]
same here, this was pure gold, mate.
#90 - CXJokerXD (07/23/2013) [-]
That hit me a bit slower than I anticipated.
That hit me a bit slower than I anticipated.
#85 - shitfaced (07/23/2013) [-]
he could be on a butt cheese commercial and girls would still be like   
he could be on a butt cheese commercial and girls would still be like
#29 - abortionclinic ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Half-related fact. I red somewhere that 5% of men eat their own cum when they have masturbated.
#43 to #29 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
i know i did... althought i never swallowed, id spit it out because it tasted funny
#2 - John Cena (07/22/2013) [-]
******* fandoms
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User avatar #24 to #6 - matriculator (07/22/2013) [-]
You're missing the joke.
User avatar #8 to #6 - zakaizer (07/22/2013) [-]
As would I
#99 - JudasLitl (07/23/2013) [-]
#66 - creepyunclebob (07/23/2013) [-]
I don't know what semen tastes like or if I'd even be able to swallow it without gagging it back up. If I knew I was physically capable of it, though, I'd do it.
#88 to #66 - rosietheamazon (07/23/2013) [-]
salty sweet. not terrible.'s unique.
salty sweet. not terrible.'s unique.
User avatar #108 to #66 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
Either you're a girl or you're lying about not knowing how it tastes.
#110 to #108 - creepyunclebob (07/23/2013) [-]
I've honestly just never been able to bring myself to taste it.
User avatar #111 to #110 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
You've never accidentally shot yourself in the face? Even if I hadn't had any curious moments, I've had my share of longshots.
User avatar #70 to #66 - ilovehitler (07/23/2013) [-]
It depends largely on what the person who's semen you're swallowing eats.
Also, it's pretty salty.
#83 to #70 - destroyerofcheese ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
So you...
#18 - mindlogic (07/22/2013) [-]
"Sorry there's not a real market for it" Best I can do is $20 and.. uhhh.. this lint in my pocket..
#15 - Darknesfall (07/22/2013) [-]
MFW afterwards
MFW afterwards
User avatar #48 - zaggystirdust (07/23/2013) [-]
who's Channing Tatum and why is everyone all of a sudden talking about him?
#51 to #48 - tyroneisanigger (07/23/2013) [-]
He's an actor. He was in
This is the end
White house down
21 jump street
those are just some I can think of right now. Not sure why everyone is talking about him. He's an average actor if you ask me, not good or bad.
User avatar #52 to #51 - calawesome (07/23/2013) [-]
'Actor' is kind of a stretch.
#56 to #52 - tyroneisanigger (07/23/2013) [-]
Why? That's what he does, isn't it?
He's paid to play a role in movies. Does he do anything else?
User avatar #57 to #56 - calawesome (07/23/2013) [-]
not really, the guy you see in 21 jump street is the same guy you see in interviews, he's not acting, he's just being himself.
#58 to #57 - tyroneisanigger (07/23/2013) [-]
You could like at it like that. Though he is still paid a ******* of money to do that.
User avatar #59 to #58 - calawesome (07/23/2013) [-]
yeah, it's depressing to real actors like sam Rockwell, who don't get the respect they deserve.
#60 to #59 - scorpionbtu (07/23/2013) [-]
But if you actually watch anything else but 21 jump street, he does other things. I saw another movie of his before 21 jump street and they are completely different charectors. But you assume that when you have seen one movie somebody has done, you have seen them all
User avatar #64 to #60 - calawesome (07/23/2013) [-]
not necessarily, is deniro the same in godfather 2 as he is in cape fear? is johnny depp the same in what's eating gilbert grape as he is in potc?
User avatar #65 to #64 - scorpionbtu (07/23/2013) [-]
you really did not understand what I was saying. I was saying you have only said one movie he was in and an interview probably close to it. there is also a thing called method acting, which is you get into the character so much, you become it. That is what happened to Heath Ledger.
User avatar #67 to #65 - calawesome (07/23/2013) [-]
not to sound like a dick, but I can assure you I know more about the theatre and acting in general than you do. I know what method acting is, I know the Stanislavski method and I know what good acting is. I've seen plenty of Tatum's movies, and know for certain that he isn't a talented, or even capable actor in any way.
#100 to #67 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
You can all him talentless and and incapable but let's just take a minute and think about who's getting paid millions of dollars for his so called "talentless" acting and who's been acting since they were four and still hasn't gotten anywhere with it. And I know you say you know a lot about acting, but not to sound like a dick, I'm pretty sure casting directors that have chosen Tatum for a part know a bit more.
User avatar #68 to #67 - scorpionbtu (07/23/2013) [-]
and as much as I hate to be a dick back, but I have been acting for 15 years now and I went to college for it. Needless to say, **** off.
User avatar #69 to #68 - calawesome (07/23/2013) [-]
I first appeared on stage at age four and I'm twenty-two now. I've been on Australian tv and in unaired pilots. So just because you went to college for it doesn't mean you know more than other people.
User avatar #72 to #69 - scorpionbtu (07/23/2013) [-]
nope but I do know a lot of **** with it
User avatar #74 to #72 - calawesome (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you don't, but from someone who's passion has been acting for eighteen years, I think I know more.
User avatar #79 to #74 - scorpionbtu (07/23/2013) [-]
I mean if you are that self centered to where you have to know more then some random guy who also is making a passion for their life with acting, go ahead.
User avatar #81 to #79 - calawesome (07/23/2013) [-]
How am I self centered? You tried to 'inform' me on what method acting is, and I took it as a way for you to say that you knew more about something than me that you quite obviously don't. So don't call me self centered for something you started.
User avatar #86 to #81 - scorpionbtu (07/23/2013) [-]
All you had to say was yes that is what it is. But no you had to say "I know more about theatre and acting in general than you do" Which you CLEARLY did not know at the time and you can have all the experience you want but it does not mean you know a lot (Not saying you don't) and Just giving a point on something that a lot of people actually don't know about is not being self centered. Saying "I know more about theatre and acting in general then you do" Really is self centered. You wont see that though, your ego which really should not be too big seeing as the pilots went unaired. Honestly you have not done enough in my eyes to have the big ego you have now. Just saying.
User avatar #109 to #57 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
You could say the same about John Malkovich, but he's still considered an actor.
#54 to #51 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
He was also in G.I. JOE: The Rise of Cobra
User avatar #71 to #51 - theawesomeguy (07/23/2013) [-]
and Magic Mike, the movie that was basically a soft porno for 12 year old girls
#61 to #48 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
Dumb male stripper who a bunch of girls are suddenly in love with.
#45 - deemetaldragon (07/23/2013) [-]
**deemetaldragon rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at It actually worked ** I guess 4-CHANNING is gonna be a big thing now. Anyone? haha... ha... umm... (proceeds to corner). Seriously, who is this guy?
User avatar #73 to #45 - ilovehitler (07/23/2013) [-]
I've never understood how you're supposed to read these things.
User avatar #87 to #73 - deemetaldragon (07/23/2013) [-]
"You are Chief Maximus. The very angry pedo destined to study all your little sister."
User avatar #34 - JesuschristofAZ (07/23/2013) [-]
So long as no one finds out.
User avatar #35 to #34 - JesuschristofAZ (07/23/2013) [-]
If the IRS found out though, it would be pretty awkward.

"You have $100,000 of unreported income. What is your explanation?"
"*cough* Idrankacupofjizzformoney"
"Slow down, what?"
"I uh... drank Channing Tatum's jizz for money."

User avatar #62 to #35 - swiiftninja (07/23/2013) [-]
Then they're like
"Not another one"
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