British Pranks are Awesome. A young Brit shares tales of the shenanigans he's perpetrated against total strangers. It is magnificent.. Anonymous Tue May M : osm british Prank priest twilight capital
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British Pranks are Awesome

British Pranks are Awesome. A young Brit shares tales of the shenanigans he's perpetrated against total strangers. It is magnificent.. Anonymous Tue May M : osm

A young Brit shares tales of the shenanigans he's perpetrated against total strangers. It is magnificent.

Anonymous Tue May M : osmos 2012 Report
I was the random encounter at one point
Ffriend' s pfwangs to take him to see Twilight, he recruits my helped get him out of it
Wis never met me, and at this point I was a tetherball gentleman, who dressed well and had a very plumbs Recieved Pronunciation British accent
mo he tells me when they will be in town, I put on a full three piece suit, waistcoat, bowler hat, monacle, the lot, with a death' s head cane.
ego out to intercept, everyone is already like "wtf" when they see me walking along.
as I spot my mate, and shout "Your Sir!"
she and his bustop, and he has never seen me dressed up like this before, so genuine shock on his face
she turns to her, says "I' gotta go, remember I love you" then takes off
give chase, stopping to say "Excuse me Ivia' am" to his girl as I pass, then continue, waving my cane and shouting "STC) PI. In The Name Empire!"
ewe run for a couple of streets, then turn the corner out of sight into a park
pl shout to a random guy "Agent ofthe Empire! You sir! Accost that man!" and point my cane at my mate
we full on him to the ground and sits on him
oi catch up, tell him "Her you foryour service" and hand him a note.
bl then haul my mate up by his collar, say "You' re nicked sonny" and drag him out ofthe park
we were in ******* stitches all the way home, although he did eventually have to join his in watching Twilight at a later date, and I got a slap when she recognised me a couple offars alter that, but it
was totally worth it.
Anonymous Tue May M 00: 06: 02 2012 Report
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that was awesome!
although i wouldn' t have stood for the slap
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w" W """"*" Anonymous Tue May M 00: 09: 04 2012 Report
Oh god my sideburns
IAI
Anonymous Tue May M 00: 20: 32 2012 Report
ah it was only a light one, same as I' d get from my male friends ifl pull the same sort of stuff with them, which I totally do.
Ne also done similar with a mate of mine, we' re both into a lot of heavy metal, but we don' t like some of the more emo fans- So we both got dressed up as catholic priests, went into Southampton when!
think it was Lost Prophets or something playing, and the first time we saw kid dressed in the full emo makeup. hair and clothes we stopped. I shouted "Sweet Mary' s Nippless, my mate shouted "It' s the
Antichrist?', we drew these massive Crucifixes we' d made out of tin foil and cardboard then proceeded to chase this poor terrified kid of about 15 for quarter of an hour before it got too hot under our
cassocks_
Anonymous Tue May M 00: 22: 33 2012 Report
You' re a good man to terrorize completely unknowing civilians like this, anon. Do keep it up.
Anonymous Tue May M 00: 23: 02 2012 Report
holy **** , you sir are wounderful man
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#1 - rakaka (06/21/2014) [-]
in case anyone wants
#3 - truemox (06/21/2014) [-]
A good job to OP there. Almost makes me wish I had an extreme brittish accent.
A good job to OP there. Almost makes me wish I had an extreme brittish accent.
#4 - Whytemane (06/21/2014) [-]
******* BRILLIANT! Havn't cracked up that hard at something in a while.
#2 - lotrspawn (06/21/2014) [-]
lost my **** at the "sideburns" comment. I'm a sucker for puns
#5 - theundone (06/21/2014) [-]
South mentioned, swell with Sun and middle class.
South mentioned, swell with Sun and middle class.
User avatar #15 to #5 - lietuvisss (06/21/2014) [-]
Portsmouth here
User avatar #10 - knowitallfourtytwo (06/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6 - olmesy ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
This is only mildly relevant but I still want an answer:

What is the ethicalities for listening to Lost prophets since their's vocalist got arrested for paedophilia? Is it still alright or should the band be boycotted?
#7 to #6 - anon (06/21/2014) [-]
i feel as though i can't listen to them anymore, as much as i liked their music before finding out.
User avatar #8 to #6 - ennaburning (06/21/2014) [-]
I personally can't listen to them - same as anon. It just feels wrong listening to him sing knowing what he did. Wouldn't judge you for still listening to them, but I (and I know others are the same) just can't do it.
User avatar #9 to #6 - ntobarrev (06/21/2014) [-]
Their music hasn't changed. I've never heard a song by them, but really, what he did doesn't mean you can't enjoy the music.
User avatar #16 to #6 - harryboom (06/21/2014) [-]
do you think the money you spend on it would go toward funding paedophilia or that you don't want him to have money from you as some sort of punishment? if so then by all accounts boycott.
#11 to #6 - justtocomment (06/21/2014) [-]
The music isn't about the artist, man... You don't look at a painting and marvel at the artist, you marvel at their work. It's like reading Edgar Allen Poe, despite the fact the he was an incestuous pedophile.
Though I will say if you're ethically tied up about it, just don't buy anything else from the band. If anything, this bridges the moral gap about pirating their music
User avatar #12 to #11 - greyhoundfd (06/21/2014) [-]
He may have also been a necrophile.
#13 to #12 - justtocomment (06/21/2014) [-]
And yet middle schools push his books on to children constantly. The band's music wasn't about his sick fetishes, so there's no reason not to continue listening to the music.
User avatar #14 to #13 - greyhoundfd (06/21/2014) [-]
I know. I wasn't agreeing with olmesy, I was just adding something.
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