Bootcamp. . I Anonymous ( Sun) 09: 27 s-[ in a senior training course away from unit (Cadets) it weeks long at least ) in other platoon is sitting out during co
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I Anonymous ( Sun) 09: 27
s-[ in a senior training course away from unit (Cadets)
it weeks long
at least ) in other platoon is sitting out during company circuit
ego to get water
knotice her shoulder is immobilized
wont care, keep going for my water
Tories to start a come with me
sshe says "yeah, i hurt myself doing pushups in our last circuit a week ago"
say "don' t feel bad, I can' t Bench 350 either"
and her friends in my platoon bitch me out for days
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User avatar #2 - adu (09/21/2013) [-]
What kind of military organization accepts women of 300lbs?
User avatar #3 to #2 - PyroIsFiya (09/21/2013) [-]
probably a rotc
User avatar #4 to #2 - gjtz (09/21/2013) [-]
As long as you measure, you'll be alright. They send you to fat camp though, it's where they train new Drills.
User avatar #22 to #2 - viscerys (09/21/2013) [-]
Ham Radios.
User avatar #5 to #2 - guywithafork (09/21/2013) [-]
Cadets, which is for kids 12-18.
You have to pass a fitness test to be promoted, but you don't have to be promoted to stay in.

Source(s): I'm a cadet, not an overweight one, but nonetheless
User avatar #18 to #5 - coolmcbob (09/21/2013) [-]
Well my squadron doesn't do that fitness test, some of our top senior cadets were morbidly obese. Lucky for me I'm rather fit, and being the deputy commander is literally the best position to be in, cushy and low responsibility, but you have almost all of the authority besides the commander.
User avatar #7 to #5 - fargtwo (09/21/2013) [-]
So it's like JROTC?
#11 to #7 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #2 - ihatem (09/21/2013) [-]
The fat keeps things afloat for the Naval Fleet, how else do you think they get those aircraft carriers out there, buoyancy?
User avatar #6 to #2 - smellyboner (09/21/2013) [-]
soldiers need cover to fire from
User avatar #8 to #2 - warbob (09/21/2013) [-]
The navy whales.
User avatar #13 to #8 - sonicg (09/21/2013) [-]
WarHam Always Looks Excessively Silly
User avatar #34 to #13 - krasnogvardiech (09/21/2013) [-]
40kstone, or Fatntasy?
#36 to #8 - evanxzile ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
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#21 - doddythechef (09/21/2013) [-]
least in a war you'll have an effective human shield
least in a war you'll have an effective human shield
User avatar #27 to #21 - walhor (09/21/2013) [-]
Her body will eat up the bullets before they can pass through her
#29 to #27 - stave (09/21/2013) [-]
Even better, she is reusable!
#23 - sweener (09/21/2013) [-]
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#25 - dross (09/21/2013) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but I sure as **** wouldn't want to go about being a cunt to someone in the forces if I was also in the forces, due to the whole 'at some point they mave save your ******* life' thing.

That, and just being a cunt to fat people is weak. Be a dick to fat people who are a dick to you, but not just because they're fat. What's the point?

inb4 'you fat'; I'm 14stone, 6ft6
User avatar #26 to #25 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Its Boot Camp, people in Basic rip on each other all the time, it helps people become aware of their flaws, work out tension, and generally get used to each least, according to most of the old military people I know.
#31 to #26 - dross (09/21/2013) [-]
Hmm still. I could understand it if it was like 'Johnny you slow ***** , 'Shut up Carl you can't bench **** all'. Banter's alright, bit personal going straight in on someone's weight.

I know realistically someone who's 300lb won't be next to you on the front line, but a little courtesy goes a long way in my book.
User avatar #39 - toastandbananas (09/22/2013) [-]
but do you even lift
User avatar #12 - nativninja (09/21/2013) [-]
ready aye ready *******
#10 - jbrk (09/21/2013) [-]
Cadet reporting in. (protective services program)
User avatar #1 - loopymoomoo ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
#9 to #1 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
Alright, let me explain:
Doing pushups she has to lift all of her weight with her arms, which would be the equivalent of the guy benching weight, and by saying he couldn't bench 350 lbs is like saying she couldn't pushup 350, which would have been her weight.

Now go to scratchpad and draw dicks.
User avatar #38 to #9 - loopymoomoo ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
No, i just didn't understand what was hapening
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