Birthday Skeleton. Parenting done right.. I Anonymous Replies: najimi/ ? H-' 1 najimi?) H-' ' ' 12 File: 1348262_ -( 328 KB, mama, ) this is related little daug Birthday Skeleto
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Birthday Skeleton

Birthday Skeleton. Parenting done right.. I Anonymous Replies: najimi/ ? H-' 1 najimi?) H-' ' ' 12 File: 1348262_ -( 328 KB, mama, ) this is related little daug

Parenting done right.

I Anonymous Replies: najimi/ ? H-' 1 najimi?) H-' ' ' 12
File: 1348262_ -( 328 KB, mama, )
this is
related
little daughter
sell her about the birthday skeleton the day before her tth birthday
****** its hard to find skeleton suits for adults
it itsjust use a skeleton on a string
Knight before her birthday
is have made a small contraption so i can hold up the skeleton while hiding behind it
awake her up
WHAT MATERIAL WEALTH DC) YOU WISH ?"
ashes scared ******** , but i decided notto stop unless she starts crying
sshe has no idea what ijust said
WHAT DC) YOU DESIRE FOR YOUR FIFTH DAY OF BIRTH?"
sshe is half hiding under the duvet
Foretells mewhat she wants a dog
WHAT KIND OF DOG?"
wants a "slinky dog"
THE CONTRACT IS SEALED, RETURN TC) REST"
back out of the mam
we backto bed
vwhen i wake up shes sleeping in the bed between me and wife
is send her kindergarten
is call a friend of mine who is big into the dog breeding thing
Hind out that a dachshund is dollars
***** it, she wants a dog shes getting a dog
to find the cutest little darling puppy
bucks, sold.
we buy dog food and accessories
epick up daughter
Hawthorne
out of ******* nowhere
eact like i have no idea how it got there
sshe is now certain that the birthday skeleton exists
Her mother was pretty pissed when Held her the story, but it was worth it.
Her tth birthday is rest month, but new Tm prepared
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#4 - thecole (10/01/2013) [-]
What I thought she meant.
User avatar #11 to #4 - crampers (10/01/2013) [-]
That was what she meant, Slink IS a dachshund.
#21 - ompalomper (10/01/2013) [-]
that man did good   
   
he did evil, but good
that man did good

he did evil, but good
#37 to #21 - Kalkazar (10/08/2013) [-]
bloody hell that's a good joker costume
#1 - kaisermike (10/01/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #6 - miia ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
"her 5th birthday is next month"
wasnt the story just about the 5th birthday wtf
User avatar #34 to #6 - KidSpenny (10/02/2013) [-]
No, it says 4th.
#7 to #6 - pallmallhero (10/01/2013) [-]
It says in the second sentence that it's for her 4th birthday
User avatar #8 to #7 - lightninghorse ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
"what do you desire for your fifth day of birth"
#16 to #8 - zerokelvin (10/01/2013) [-]
first day of birth=day you were born   
second day of birth=day you turn 1   
third day of birth=day you turn 2   
etc.
first day of birth=day you were born
second day of birth=day you turn 1
third day of birth=day you turn 2
etc.
User avatar #36 to #16 - ChumLeee (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but I'd really like the source of that .GIF.
#15 to #8 - shishiko **User deleted account** (10/01/2013) [-]
Dude, it's probably just a mistake.   
   
I doubt that the whole greentext was ruined by a little inconsistency.
Dude, it's probably just a mistake.

I doubt that the whole greentext was ruined by a little inconsistency.
User avatar #33 to #15 - Encarna (10/02/2013) [-]
But it wasn't a mistake. You still count being born as a day of birth don't you? Starting from zero work your way up to four.
User avatar #10 to #8 - pallmallhero (10/01/2013) [-]
Oops...
User avatar #9 to #8 - tvfreakuk (10/01/2013) [-]
Probably including the day she was born as well
#19 - procrasturbate (10/01/2013) [-]
**procrasturbate rolled user prettyflyforaderp **
User avatar #26 to #19 - prettyflyforaderp (10/01/2013) [-]
cake!
User avatar #28 to #27 - prettyflyforaderp (10/01/2013) [-]
aww yea! gona get some cake
#5 - articulate (10/01/2013) [-]
At least she won't be afraid of skeletons.
At least she won't be afraid of skeletons.
#17 - Ulmer (10/01/2013) [-]
Jesus would you look at the related posts.
#30 - verycoolcat ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
The birthday skeleton I think is a lot better idea than what we currently have.

As children, we all dream of getting older and the gifts that come with it but we have no fear of knowing the negatives of it until we get much older. In turn that fear of aging will in turn teach you that your age does not matter and the fear of getting older and the idea of dying is something that can be overcome if you accept it and enjoy the gifts of aging.
#14 - jamieswhiteshirt (10/01/2013) [-]
**jamieswhiteshirt rolled user tortalis **
#32 - Grom (10/02/2013) [-]
Parenting done right
Parenting done right
#2 - asheskirata (10/01/2013) [-]
**asheskirata rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at And this is bad thing because?... **

mfw
User avatar #35 - iluvnutella (10/02/2013) [-]
I wish I grew up with the birthday skeleton!
User avatar #22 - mrnaanbread (10/01/2013) [-]
Dachshund supremacy!
User avatar #18 - arkadia (10/01/2013) [-]
The related posts section just shows us that if you're going to be a dick and repost something, at least be creative with the title.
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