Biology class. .. Cannot tell if OP is gay boy or slutty girl.
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#94 - thechosentroll (11/28/2012) [-]
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The full joke is.

"Semen is made of glucose."
"Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
"Because the tastebuds for sweetness are at the tip of the tongue, not the back of the throat."
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#127 to #94 - tmgrskat (11/28/2012) [-]
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#100 to #94 - marvinlulz (11/28/2012) [-]
10/10
10/10
#141 to #94 - doctorrock (11/28/2012) [-]
OBJECTION!
Tongue maps have been proven to be false.




inb4 buzz killington
#149 to #141 - thechosentroll (11/28/2012) [-]
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True, they have been disproved, but some areas of the tongue are still more sensitive to certain flavours than others.
#20 - wherejohnny (11/28/2012) [-]
OP, you dropped your glasses!
OP, you dropped your glasses!
#39 - Airmanator ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
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#96 - Mesmus (11/28/2012) [-]
HFW after class
HFW after class
#79 - nosleep (11/28/2012) [-]
HFW leaving class
HFW leaving class
#23 - shadowpanda (11/28/2012) [-]
In my Human Sexuality class, I mentioned how size generally doesn't matter because the average vagina is only 4 inches deep... forgetting that it enlarges with arousal...

Sad day when class of nothing but hot girls knows I'm a virgin. Yessssssssssssss
#31 to #23 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
Not quite. The area of stimulation only extends about 1.5-2 inches deep. The interior vagina itself is about 4.5 inches and stretchable.
#1 - pooflinger (11/27/2012) [-]
Cannot tell if OP is gay boy or slutty girl.
User avatar #14 to #1 - pinkamenaa (11/28/2012) [-]
She was actually one of the innocent girls in class (or at least appeared to be) Which is what made it funnier to us
#34 to #1 - theasianminority (11/28/2012) [-]
does it matter? op will always give bjs
User avatar #43 to #1 - rawrbowwow (11/28/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter.
It's an old joke that didn't happen to OP.
#6 to #1 - limey (11/27/2012) [-]
so which one is it?
so which one is it?


#2 to #1 - ssjlink (11/27/2012) [-]
OP could also be a normal girl that happened to have a boyfriend in high school.
User avatar #32 to #2 - randomlunchbox (11/28/2012) [-]
Freshman year...Giving bjs?
#36 to #32 - bulbakip (11/28/2012) [-]
public school   
   
Now marvel at my preppy vest and scarf.
public school

Now marvel at my preppy vest and scarf.
User avatar #84 to #36 - eldorito (11/28/2012) [-]
Sounds more like a Catholic school to me.
User avatar #92 to #84 - TheNewRavager (11/28/2012) [-]
Octavarium is an awesome album.
User avatar #163 to #92 - eldorito (11/29/2012) [-]
Please tell me you've heard A Dramatic Turn of Events.
User avatar #164 to #163 - TheNewRavager (11/29/2012) [-]
Yes I have.
User avatar #169 to #164 - eldorito (12/01/2012) [-]
Good.
User avatar #170 to #169 - TheNewRavager (12/03/2012) [-]
Yes it is.
User avatar #46 to #36 - randomlunchbox (11/28/2012) [-]
It's still slutty, not normal.
User avatar #75 to #46 - turboderp (11/28/2012) [-]
Because giving BJs to your BF is the wierdest thing ever.
#103 to #75 - skullzero (11/28/2012) [-]
It is when your high school freshman...
User avatar #106 to #103 - turboderp (11/28/2012) [-]
As long as they're arround the same age, and if they're both alright with it I don't see the goddamn problem. For not so long ago girls were married to some stranger in the 30's when they were only arround the age of 15.

If some 15 year old couple decides they're ready to blow eachother, then so be it. Who are you to judge them for doing some of the vonderful things nature gave us? Just because you don't get some, doesn't mean it's abnormal to get some.
#109 to #106 - skullzero (11/28/2012) [-]
If you don't see anything wrong with it, your probably under 18 or just some douche who works at some **** fast food place and played sport the entire time in high school. Theres something wrong with it because a blowjob can turn into sex and often does, then teens get pregnant and ruin three lives in the end. Please think for once in your life, and I have "gotten some" so your whole argument is already invalid..

<< this is you.
User avatar #110 to #109 - arthurmiller (11/28/2012) [-]
Come on, it's just differing opinions here. No need to resort to ad hominem and turn this into a **** slinging match.
User avatar #112 to #110 - skullzero (11/28/2012) [-]
Just trying to educate the mislead youth of today...

the severely ****** up mislead youth of today...
User avatar #113 to #112 - arthurmiller (11/28/2012) [-]
Like I said, it's just two different opinions.
I don't think a 14-15 year old girl should be going out blowing guys, even if said guy is her boyfriend. Chances are they've been together for very little time, and it's ill advised, but you don't have to call the guy ****** up. When arguing, stick to the facts.
User avatar #117 to #113 - skullzero (11/28/2012) [-]
I'm calling the guy and millions of stupid teens ****** up for having sex and **** when they don't even know what they're going to do for money... It's not an opinion, you get pregnant before your 18 and unless you got extremely supportive parents, your going to be working at some **** joint for the rest of your life... And it's that attitude of not giving a **** that's allowing this **** to happen...
#123 to #117 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
and what about condoms or the pregnancy pill?
i had sex for the first time when i was 14 with a 13 year old girl and yes it is really young i know but we were really and love... i am 22 now and she is 21 and we are still together doing it several times a week and never had any pregnancy problem or std.

im not saying kids should have sex when they are 13, we did it and got lucky i know but you shouldn't call them ****** up or whatever if you don't know them... if they do it without knowing what they are doing and without protection and without ever having any sex education than yeah its not very wise... but not ****** up.

there are 40 years old guys that **** 9 years old and women who sell their bodies buy crack and THAT is ****** up.
User avatar #159 to #109 - turboderp (11/28/2012) [-]
I just thought of something.. Let's say said person is a boy, giving another boy a BJ.. and it DOES lead to sex, then they doesn't have to worry about getting pregnant! Is it ok for them to have sex? You know.. since they can't get pregnant..

At least last time I check'd they couldn't
#140 to #109 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
Correct me if I´m wrong here but isn´t Freshman year of High school 16 year olds? As long as you´re protected and both of them wants to have sex, or give a blowjob, what´s the problem in that?
User avatar #161 to #140 - randomlunchbox (11/28/2012) [-]
You're wrong. they're 14.
#134 to #109 - lafuriaroja (11/28/2012) [-]
You've never heard of condoms, have you?
You've never heard of condoms, have you?
User avatar #162 to #134 - skullzero (11/29/2012) [-]
How many 14 year olds have condoms and engage in sexual activity?
User avatar #165 to #162 - lafuriaroja (11/29/2012) [-]
If they're deciding to engage in sexual activity, condoms are not impossible for them to obtain.
User avatar #130 to #109 - turboderp (11/28/2012) [-]
If you can't get blown without feeling the need for it to lead to sex and pregnancy, then by all means, you live your life without BJs..

Now, I really didn't think this would result in you attacking me like that, and I'm sorry you feel the need to do so. For your information, I'm over 18, no I don't and never have worked at afast-food place, and I'm not really into sport. Playing fotball with friends, volleyball or climbing in my spare time, sure. It's fun, and you should try it sometime. At this moment I'm in school to become a ship-electican, just in case you wondered.

Now, I don't know anything at all about you, exept that you apparently think BJs sucks and everyone under the age of 18 should never touch eachother, cuz god forbid they might feel the need for some human company from time to time. I guess you're still in school, like most people on FJ, and you've probably never had sex, a BJ or something similar to that. That, or you're just some old sad person who hates when everyone else get laid, just becasue you never get some. You can also be a really nice person who just think noone should have a kiss before they're at least 16. But hey, what do I know, right?

What I do know, though, is that you're probably an ignorant **** who does well in school, and look down on every fotballplayer, or pregnant person arround the age of 17-18. They got a life aswell you know, and they don't need to hear your opinion whether or not they should have ****** . Keep your goddamn oppinions to yourself, not every pregnant teen is a ******** , as you would say. Most of them just did a mistake, and you should really try to help them through the day instead of being an ass.

#128 to #109 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, because every sexual intercourse resulsts in the girl getting pregnant, right? By the way, it's legal to have sex at 15 in alot of countries..
#65 to #46 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
You'd be surprised there are a bunch of freshmans in my school who arent virgins, my buddy has been dating the same chick for 5 years now and lost it with her in grade 9.
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User avatar #37 to #32 - aldheim (11/28/2012) [-]
If you're surprised by that, you obviously don't live in Ngaruawahia.
Half of the damn year nines (roughly 13 years old) aren't virgins.
User avatar #124 to #2 - daentraya (11/28/2012) [-]
Or a person who simply knows because of internet
User avatar #3 to #1 - killthebilly (11/27/2012) [-]
OP is always faggot.
User avatar #11 to #1 - taintedtruffle (11/28/2012) [-]
....what if he just tasted his own?
#147 to #11 - gokcankrc (11/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, when you are too young, you don't even know what did just happen.
then, the curiosity.... it leaves a weird feeling in throad.
I'm boy+tasted own semen.
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#33 - edzeppelin (11/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #33 - esmebuffay (11/28/2012) [-]
"Juuuuust jackin iiit."
User avatar #57 to #33 - DrollHumor (11/28/2012) [-]
It just looks like he's pulling an invisible cord that's attached to her chin.
#107 - WastingTime (11/28/2012) [-]
You 			******		 up
You ****** up
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#151 to #122 - tmgrskat (11/28/2012) [-]
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You're such a nice little boy!   
HFW
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You're such a nice little boy!
HFW
#35 - randolphthebeast (11/28/2012) [-]
teachers face when
#108 - skinless (11/28/2012) [-]
&lt;--everyone one else in class
<--everyone one else in class
User avatar #132 to #108 - commanderscrotum (11/28/2012) [-]
lol, he looks like the burguer king man
#139 - dragonhorn (11/28/2012) [-]
This post sums up funnyjunk right here. The first post on the front page is a joke that's literally years old. Not only is it old, but the content itself is lifted from 4chan. It's like this joke has made some circle of life and is so dead that it is somehow alive again.

Picture totally related.
#142 to #139 - bearpirate (11/28/2012) [-]
If I could post pictures I'd post a MFW pic. I live 3.5 hours north of Witchita.
User avatar #5 - fireburns (11/27/2012) [-]
... You know you're usually around 14 when you start high school, right?
User avatar #7 to #5 - illegalartist (11/28/2012) [-]
better skip for a few months then...
#38 to #5 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
What does that have to do with anything?
#93 - fizzor (11/28/2012) [-]
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#56 - drewsky (11/28/2012) [-]
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#29 - sailorsmooth (11/28/2012) [-]
hfw
hfw
User avatar #15 - biggrand (11/28/2012) [-]
semen smells kinda like Bree cheese. . .in case you wanted to start thinking about semen when you ate bree cheese
#24 to #15 - autoxx (11/28/2012) [-]
Depends what you eat. If your diet consists of mutton you are probably right.
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