Beta Graduation. Beta at graduation. ihigh school graduation in our gymnasium getting near the end, everione getting ready threw their hats like champions llast
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#19 - urfaesiskrewdup (05/07/2013) [-]
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#2 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (05/06/2013) [-]
High?
User avatar #20 to #2 - occamsrazor (05/07/2013) [-]
say thank you because drugs are expensive
#1 - marcalo (05/06/2013) [-]
A for effort.
#40 to #1 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
You illiterate ****** . E for effort.
User avatar #47 to #40 - lysandrex (05/07/2013) [-]
...?
#25 - perolaf (05/07/2013) [-]
i rammed my hat straight to the face of the principal. I 			*******		 hated that man
i rammed my hat straight to the face of the principal. I ******* hated that man
User avatar #35 to #25 - Schwarzenegger (05/07/2013) [-]
Did he find out it was you?
User avatar #45 to #35 - vangoz (05/07/2013) [-]
He jammed it into the guys face I don't think he had an issue finding out who did it.
#115 to #45 - Schwarzenegger (05/07/2013) [-]
Sorry, I was under the assumption that he just threw it in his face in the midst of hundreds of hats flying around everywhere. My bad
User avatar #60 to #25 - psychotec (05/07/2013) [-]
what the hell is that door made of? Cardboard?
User avatar #64 to #60 - vangoz (05/07/2013) [-]
I believe Quinton "Rampage" Jackson hits register at 1800 pounds per square inch so nope the door is not cardboard
#34 to #25 - PadreRasta (05/07/2013) [-]
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#56 to #34 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
black magic
User avatar #70 to #34 - greenstrongworld (05/07/2013) [-]
Fix it ******* Felix.
User avatar #38 to #34 - vangoz (05/07/2013) [-]
He's got the magic hit Rampage the builder
User avatar #26 to #25 - vangoz (05/07/2013) [-]
I tomahawked mine into the bleachers, because I got booed after they called my name.
#29 to #26 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
>getting booed at your graduation
User avatar #31 to #29 - vangoz (05/07/2013) [-]
It was because I tore my ACL playing football the week before my school's state soccer final match many of the parents blamed the fact we lost the finals on me for getting injured.
>sports in my town are a big deal
#41 to #31 - lazragoon ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Your town is full of assholes, gtfo of there.
#42 to #41 - vangoz (05/07/2013) [-]
I did I now live just south of Canada in Bellingham WA   
>			*******		 badass beer opening technique in Canada
I did I now live just south of Canada in Bellingham WA
> ******* badass beer opening technique in Canada
#43 to #42 - lazragoon ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
FUK YA CONODA
FUK YA CONODA
#48 to #42 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
hey my moms moving there...hopefully you dont play cod
#66 to #42 - robertito (05/07/2013) [-]
you go to western I assume?
User avatar #72 to #66 - vangoz (05/07/2013) [-]
No, I got my undergrad from DeVry I'm up here with some friends building a startup and running a private CIS security business.
#73 to #72 - robertito (05/07/2013) [-]
intereting choice in devry lol. but thats cool. I was up there a while ago, I have a couple friends out there that go to western. solid town.
User avatar #76 to #73 - vangoz (05/07/2013) [-]
I went to Devry because my dad worked there so I got my degree for 90% off the regular cost of tuition. Yeah Bellingham is a really solid town with an awesome community.
#79 to #76 - robertito (05/07/2013) [-]
yeah. pretty much stoners and canadians haha. Not a lot of diversity though? lol
#32 to #31 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
>not playing on torn ACL
User avatar #36 to #32 - vangoz (05/07/2013) [-]
Sorry, let me clarify full ACL tear, radial meniscus tears, and my knee dislocated every time I tried to pivot or kick the ball. I thought it was a sprain until my coach had the team medic look at me after I collapsed during line sprints.
User avatar #27 - mrgoodlove (05/07/2013) [-]
At least everybody will remember him
#58 - fukyeahraptorr (05/07/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
User avatar #15 - PartyPanda (05/07/2013) [-]
After I threw my hat, it hit my principal on the way back down.
#95 - VaultTechy ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Anon's face when he realizes he knocked the balloons down
Anon's face when he realizes he knocked the balloons down
#28 to #12 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Wow i'm a retard... I saw that as double 's'

don't hurt me
User avatar #54 to #28 - cormy (05/07/2013) [-]
What languages use that? Just german?
User avatar #59 to #54 - loffe (05/07/2013) [-]
It's Beta, from the Greek alphabet.
User avatar #62 to #59 - cormy (05/07/2013) [-]
I realized that the simple is in fact Beta from the greek alphabet XD
However in the german language, that simple is equivalent to the double S anon mentioned.
Like in assesment, it would be aβesment.
User avatar #63 to #62 - cormy (05/07/2013) [-]
symbol*
stupid fking brain...
User avatar #85 to #63 - loffe (05/07/2013) [-]
Don't worry, brains are like that, always messing with you when you want it the least.
#53 - anonynot (05/07/2013) [-]
now another thing he can add that go off prematurely....
#37 - MikeLit (05/07/2013) [-]
May your hats fly as high as your dreams
#69 to #37 - ninjasquirle (05/07/2013) [-]
My hat's been to outer space...
#92 - macrohunter (05/07/2013) [-]
I throw my hat up in the air sometimes

Singin' -aaaaaaayyyyooo-

Gotta leeeet go
#107 to #92 - triggathepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
You flashy bastard. That's my gig!
You flashy bastard. That's my gig!
#75 - drdiddly (05/07/2013) [-]
What I thought happened:
>End of graduation
>Everyone throws hats high into the air
>One hat comes down
>Lands perfectly on my head

What actually happened:
>End of graduation
>Everyone throws hat into the air
>I look up
>One hits me in the face
User avatar #3 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Not beta. You should probably read up on the heirarchy of personality types. This is omega if it's the norm for you, otherwise it doesn't matter. You are most likely a Delta, just like almost every other male.
User avatar #13 to #3 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Sources for my further education please.
#4 to #3 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
You must be some kind of retarded mother ****** if you think this isn't beta. Omega's don't do **** like this, because it would draw unwanted attention to them therefore ruining their Omega persona.
#21 to #3 - Xyhpon (05/07/2013) [-]
Where can I find this? I've been searching hierarchy of personality types and all I get are introverted/extroverted examples, and nothing that relates to the greek alphabet.
User avatar #51 to #21 - bulbakip (05/07/2013) [-]
found something http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2011/03/socio-sexual-hierarchy.html
User avatar #23 to #21 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
I read a few books and took a test to learn about it, I can't seem to find anything on the internet. I can't remember the name of the heirarchy for some reason. The Introverted/Extroverted scale you're referring to is called Jung's Scale, on which I am ISTJ. On the socio-sexual heirarchy(of which there are many forms, but the binary one of Alphas and Betas has been rejected), I am a Sigma, which is essentially an introverted Alpha.
#24 to #23 - Xyhpon (05/07/2013) [-]
Ah okay, I finally found it after some searching, its labeled under the Socio-Sexual hierarchy and thanks for the proper name of the scale. Looks like I'm Delta from what I can gather, which kind of sucks. I used to pool myself in with Gamma's but that was more what I thought I was rather than who I was (I had depression for a while). Building myself out of Delta as of lately though, being sexually average is boring.
#67 to #24 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Oh, I found this, too. It's a summary of the most common types.
User avatar #103 to #67 - skinless (05/07/2013) [-]
i don't fit any of these
User avatar #105 to #103 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Then you might be one oth the other types. These are just the most common. I'm a Sigma, and that's not on here either. Look up the socio-sexual heirarchy if you want to know more.
User avatar #106 to #105 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
*one of the other
User avatar #96 to #67 - hellomynameisgodsy (05/07/2013) [-]
Wait, what if I have no clue which one I am and show symptoms of some of them one day and others then next? Or am I actually just one but can't tell the difference, orrrrr I'm a complex human being like everyone else? :D
User avatar #100 to #96 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
There are tests for it. I got mine done at the psychological research center in my city. I thought i was going to be a Gamma, but I'm not. I'm a Sigma, and those are uncommon(that's why it's not on the list). If you want to learn more, look up the socio-sexual heirarchy. Once you know what type you are(don't trust the internet tests, they only tell you what you want to hear), you can actually work towards the type you want to be.
User avatar #102 to #100 - hellomynameisgodsy (05/07/2013) [-]
Ah thanks, that explains a lot, I noticed significant changes in my personality recently but I put it down to the age I'm at and my situation. Seeing this freaked me out a bit :P
User avatar #65 to #24 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
I can't say I'm happy being a Sigma, but nothing else really appeals. I guess I'm stuck.
#71 to #65 - Xyhpon (05/07/2013) [-]
I'd prefer to be Sigma over Delta anyday, preferably over Alpha (too much attention). However I'm just glad I'm not Gamma, anything but Gamma.
User avatar #74 to #71 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Why not Gamma? It's like the epitome of indifference and discovery.
#80 to #74 - Xyhpon (05/07/2013) [-]
When judging from the list above I would definitely be more Gamma than Delta, however from what I was reading before I would rather be Delta.
User avatar #81 to #80 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, Sigma is basically Gamma, but with social skills. I can interact with people just fine, i just don't enjoy it. Both of these types generally have a high I.Q. as well.
#83 to #81 - Xyhpon (05/07/2013) [-]
Ah alright, I may be getting close to Sigma then. I still have somewhat of a hard time interacting with people I don't know and I definitely prefer not to however I'm pretty confident around people I've at least been acquainted with. My IQ is pretty high I suppose, not certain which of the two IQ tests it was though.
#108 to #83 - jakeattack (05/07/2013) [-]
just curious what IQ did you get? since I've taken one as well, not many know their actual IQ.
#112 to #108 - Xyhpon (05/07/2013) [-]
147-150, unfortunately I need to state a disclaimer that I took one online that, while was certified, it was still online so I don't know the legitimacy. However I had several (around 7) people who already knew their IQ take the test and the highest variance was 4 points below their real IQ. From that I judged it was at least somewhat accurate and I've been basing it off that because I haven't had the funds to take the real test.
#113 to #112 - jakeattack (05/07/2013) [-]
wow pretty good man! what scale was it though, i got a 133 which, for the whelchler test, is in 99 percentile.
#116 to #113 - Xyhpon (05/07/2013) [-]
Nice! I'm thinking the Whelchler test is the one that bases your IQ off of 100 points being the average correct?
#117 to #116 - jakeattack (05/07/2013) [-]
yup! thats the one
#78 to #74 - Xyhpon (05/07/2013) [-]
Well **** that's completely off from what I was reading about. This was the one I was reading and it essentially made Gamma out to be the depressed, bitter and sexually unsuccessful. Heres the link to it.
http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2011/03/socio-sexual-hierarchy.html
#110 to #78 - jakeattack (05/07/2013) [-]
gamma unfortunately seems similar to me. or at least parts of me. uh oh.
User avatar #82 to #78 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Well, they are more susceptible to those types of things as a general rule, but remember that these are blanket terms with shades of grey in-between.
#84 to #82 - Xyhpon (05/07/2013) [-]
I see.
#17 to #3 - nimblewalrus (05/07/2013) [-]
mfw I'm π
User avatar #68 to #17 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Hue
User avatar #6 to #3 - nightmaren (05/07/2013) [-]
I think Alpha/Beta are different when referring to people on the internet then when you're talking about anything else, obviously.
User avatar #7 to #6 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Probably. Doesn't mean it's correct or acceptable.
User avatar #8 to #7 - nightmaren (05/07/2013) [-]
I never said it was correct. And I find it acceptable, and a lot of people do, evidently, if it's used as widespread as it is.
User avatar #9 to #8 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, but that's why most people don't know what rebuke means. I want to try and stop the degradation of language. I'm not being an asshole, i want to help people understand.
#16 to #9 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
It's not degradation of language. If anything it's the evolution of language. It will always change as time goes by, why would you ever want to stop that? It would be a big slap in the face to Shakespeare and many other famous writers who created their own words and/or meanings to words throughout history.
User avatar #22 to #16 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Words are losing meaning, and nobody knows how to speak or write properly anymore. If that's not degradation, i don't know what is.
User avatar #10 to #9 - nightmaren (05/07/2013) [-]
Fair enough
User avatar #30 to #9 - awesomanium (05/07/2013) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry. You're obviously too smart for me, and I definitely need the help to understand and prevent the terrible degradation of the language, but I'm too stupid, so I'm just going to go outside and eat out of the trash.
You sound ridiculously pretentious.
User avatar #61 to #30 - iamkagji ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Well, if you understand then there is no need for me to help, is there? That is how teaching work, after all. I just want people to be able to communicate properly, and it's gotten to the point that the more advanced your vocabulary is, the harder it is to speak to people.
User avatar #50 to #9 - bulbakip (05/07/2013) [-]
I too, wan't to stop the degradation of language. don't mind the red thumbs, press on brother!
User avatar #114 - huskycreeper (05/07/2013) [-]
Dude id just be standing there smiling, like i got tons of rainbow balloons toppling on me thatd be like... majestic.
User avatar #104 - brettyoke ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Well, Beta/Alpha have gotten to the point where people forgot what they meant. Can we move on now?
User avatar #111 to #104 - rgmayhem (05/07/2013) [-]
I was honestly about to say that.
Good thing I read to check!

But yeah...
User avatar #77 - shitstormjoe (05/07/2013) [-]
just play it off like you meant to do it and act like a god as the balloons encircle you, then you could have at least made it seem like it was all according to plan and you will be known as "The Great Prankster of the Graduation".
#87 - lorkhan (05/07/2013) [-]
How do you find your when they fall down?
User avatar #88 to #87 - vangoz (05/07/2013) [-]
Write your name in your hat
#89 to #88 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Still, there are a huge amount of hats, you'd have to find yours at first.
User avatar #90 to #89 - vangoz (05/07/2013) [-]
It really doesn't matter seeing as the hats are all the same size
User avatar #91 to #90 - TheMagicBong (05/07/2013) [-]
HOWEVER, they have different tassels representing different things.
User avatar #93 to #91 - vangoz (05/07/2013) [-]
Not at a High-school graduation
User avatar #94 to #93 - TheMagicBong (05/07/2013) [-]
At my highschool they do.
#98 to #94 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Thank god we didn't go to your freaky high school.
User avatar #99 to #98 - TheMagicBong (05/07/2013) [-]
How is that freaky? They have ones for like Beta club and **** , pretty lame imo
User avatar #97 to #94 - vangoz (05/07/2013) [-]
Then you look for the hat with your tassel see if it has your name in it and if not keep looking.
#118 - penisfuckbitch (05/10/2013) [-]
holy ****
*roll picture* mfw
+1
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User avatar #120 to #119 - vangoz (05/10/2013) [-]
yes you are
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