Being high. from on.fb.me/12YvYMD. Cl Anonymous (ID: LE hours ago [v] 22: why_ png {BEE HE. 480x480) Egg igad Gat another on 2 Be 16 2 Gets party with an of min
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Cl Anonymous (ID: LE hours ago [v] 22:
why_ png {BEE HE. 480x480) Egg igad
Gat another on
2 Be 16
2 Gets party with an of mine
2 he is in college. he was around 20
2 asks me ifl do any drugs
2 say hell yeah (lie)
2 give me seme x.. then we smoke weed
2 me, him and 3 chicks go to a room
2 smoke some more weed
2 high as ****
2 Get a raging harding
2 feel a hand go down my pants
2 , jpeg
2 close my eyes and tilt my head back
2 high as hell SC) IDGAF
2 eema all ever my boxers
2 epin my eyes and see everyeone' s shocked face
2 look down
2 it was my ewn hand
2 I just jerked it in frend of like at people
2 mm all the chicks n. in eff screaming
2 my buddy is laughin his ass off
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User avatar #4 - minsheme (07/26/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Why would you even reply to comment #1
Really, this is getting pathetic, you shouldn't upvote the replies either.
#7 to #4 - optimussum ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
upvote
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#35 - andersbreivik (07/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>be about a month or two ago
>friend is over at my house
>my neighbor is a pretty cool black guy, gives me free weed
>i go over to get high
>friend doesn't want to
>take first hit
>automatically start coughing
>the time i take the second hit I feel the first hit
>we are talking
>i start laughing
>i feel like i am asleep
>we go inside
>we start to play halo 4
>we are at the loading screen
>the opera music is ******* with my head
>the other guys are talking about their high
>"there is an alien, and he is there, not fighting" "but why are they fighting"
>i swear to you that i saw the rise and fall of an alien society
>we finally start playing halo
>i get on the mongoose
>i am driving around the map normally
>start shooting at one of the guys, it seems like the battle lasts 10 or so minutes
>get a text from friend
>"hey man you need to come home"
(1/2)
User avatar #36 to #35 - andersbreivik (07/27/2013) [-]
(2/2)
>go home
>walk by grandmother's door (shes sleeping)
>turn to my friend
>"THERE IS A ******* GOBLIN IN THERE! DONT WAKE THE GOBLIN UP HAHAHAHHAHA"
>run to my bed and listen to music
>fall asleep
>next day
>i ask my friend how long i was gone
>4 hours
>felt like 30 minutes
>go over to neighbors house
>watch halo film in the theater mode
>I was just driving around in circles the whole time
>the "battle" was me chasing him around trying to assassinate him
-30
#34 - iatedub has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#39 to #34 - ThaLuckyWilly (07/27/2013) [-]
That wasn't weed man
That wasn't weed man
User avatar #9 - Meshuggah (07/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
basically impossible to get boners on x.
User avatar #14 to #9 - Faz (07/26/2013) [-]
No its not.
#83 - godofcodes (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There was some sick 						******					 in my High School class that did this, but when he started drinking. He would come to parties, lay down randomly, and jerk off. 						****					 was weird.
There was some sick ****** in my High School class that did this, but when he started drinking. He would come to parties, lay down randomly, and jerk off. **** was weird.
#44 - latinotornado (07/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
STORY TIME WITH SEBASTIAN   
>Be 16 year old me   
>My friends and I plan on getting insanely wrecked that night   
>Get to my buddy Danny's house and he and my friend Anthony were already there   
>Wait till it's about 9:30 (It's already pitch black outside because it was right before winter began so it starts getting really dark really early in the day)   
>Our friend Bobby drives up to Dannys and we all get in the car   
>Bobby pulls out some spice and an empty soda can (that's all he had to smoke out of which was lame)   
>First time doing spice so I take the first hit   
>"huh, I don't feel anything"   
>My buddies are shocked that i'm not high because spice is supposed to get you high immediately   
>We keep loading and passing the can in a circile in the car WHILE BOBBY IS DRIVING (yea, impaired driver, dumb)   
>MFW As we're driving it hits me    
>Tripping 						*******					 balls since I took a bunch of hits before it hit me (dumb move)   
>As i'm typing the buttons on my iPhone are popping out like a 3D movie   
>Look up from my phone, everything is 3D (I know it sounds dumb because we see in 3D but the best way to explain it was all of the sudden everyone head really heavly outlines on their body that made them like POP)   
>"oh 						****					 Seb is feelin it!" and after Bobby says that everybodys cheering and taking more hits   
Continue in reply
STORY TIME WITH SEBASTIAN
>Be 16 year old me
>My friends and I plan on getting insanely wrecked that night
>Get to my buddy Danny's house and he and my friend Anthony were already there
>Wait till it's about 9:30 (It's already pitch black outside because it was right before winter began so it starts getting really dark really early in the day)
>Our friend Bobby drives up to Dannys and we all get in the car
>Bobby pulls out some spice and an empty soda can (that's all he had to smoke out of which was lame)
>First time doing spice so I take the first hit
>"huh, I don't feel anything"
>My buddies are shocked that i'm not high because spice is supposed to get you high immediately
>We keep loading and passing the can in a circile in the car WHILE BOBBY IS DRIVING (yea, impaired driver, dumb)
>MFW As we're driving it hits me
>Tripping ******* balls since I took a bunch of hits before it hit me (dumb move)
>As i'm typing the buttons on my iPhone are popping out like a 3D movie
>Look up from my phone, everything is 3D (I know it sounds dumb because we see in 3D but the best way to explain it was all of the sudden everyone head really heavly outlines on their body that made them like POP)
>"oh **** Seb is feelin it!" and after Bobby says that everybodys cheering and taking more hits
Continue in reply
User avatar #47 to #45 - latinotornado (07/27/2013) [-]
>everyones in the car and i'm lagging behind barely able to walk, stumbling and laughing like a ******* idiot
>Danny drags me into the car
>I remember driving to Bobbys but that's it
>Now everything is pitch black and I can't move
>I'm now in a big blue orb
>Random images are flying past my face
>I forget who I am, and what I am
>Hearing voices and sounds (I only realize it's the voices of my friends AFTER)
>"sebastian..sebastian.." just my name repeated over and over, but I didn't even realize it was my name, I didn't know who or what a Sebastian was
>Hear random laughing, then the exact same laugh repeats over and over, in all different directions. First it's a mile away, then right behind me, then a few feet to my right.
>More random images fly by while i'm in my big blue orb
>I get this deep intense feeling of falling all throughout my body
>it doesn't necessarily 'hurt' but after a few seconds it becomes excruciating
>Then I start to get intensified waves of the same feeling hit my body like I just got tackled, the waves hitting my body in every direction randomly and I still can't move
>noises and images are racing by so fast I can't even form a proper thought
>My thoughts keep repeating over and over
>I'm in hell, This must be hell. What am I?
>Then, after a while of this going on, I start to just barely form clear thought
>I start to think that this IS me, this whole thing
>That I am this being created for the purpose of feeling pain
>My entire existence is dedicated to all of this intense pain
>I keep thinking it'll stop, this can't be what I am, just wait a little longer
>Nothing changes, still in the blue orb
>BOOM, The blue orb is gone, everything is spinning
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#56 - gentlemanotaku (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Story tiem bitches (1 of 2)   
>be 16   
>first time smoking injecting marijuana   
>chillin on an old abandoned train bridge   
>i dont feel anything man   
>friend pressures me to keep going even though theres like only ash in the bowl   
>i try to fight back, but give in   
>suddenly it hits me   
>body parts fail   
"well 						****					, guess im taking a nap now"   
>lay down on the train tracks   
>eating some garlic plantain chips   
>cant feel tounge, constantly grabing it to make sure i didnt bite it off   
>						*****					 dry, cant swallow   
   
   
>finally get up   
>field of vision is zoomed out like quake   
>Real life looks HD like arma3 but better   
>zooming in and out of my friends tshirt giggling   
   
>bro trying to tell me the trains coming   
>become schizo   
>look down to the side and exclaim in a deep voice "hes lying to you"   
turn back at him in regular "youre lying to me arent you?"
Story tiem bitches (1 of 2)
>be 16
>first time smoking injecting marijuana
>chillin on an old abandoned train bridge
>i dont feel anything man
>friend pressures me to keep going even though theres like only ash in the bowl
>i try to fight back, but give in
>suddenly it hits me
>body parts fail
"well **** , guess im taking a nap now"
>lay down on the train tracks
>eating some garlic plantain chips
>cant feel tounge, constantly grabing it to make sure i didnt bite it off
> ***** dry, cant swallow


>finally get up
>field of vision is zoomed out like quake
>Real life looks HD like arma3 but better
>zooming in and out of my friends tshirt giggling

>bro trying to tell me the trains coming
>become schizo
>look down to the side and exclaim in a deep voice "hes lying to you"
turn back at him in regular "youre lying to me arent you?"
#57 to #56 - gentlemanotaku (07/27/2013) [-]
(2/2)   
>suddenly get the urge to run   
>run to convenience store with with the group   
>random thought "this 						******					 gonna steal something"   
   
>chill outside with my bro paul, hes cool   
>sirens come blaring out of nowhere   
>Nope.png   
>cop goes into store then comes out   
>walks up to me and paul   
>EvergladesAss.jpg   
"you kids know what happened?"   
"nope, i didnt see anything officer"   
"alright, take care"   
>grab paul and nope the hell away   
>high as 						****					, decide it would be a good idea to hide out   
>in the park next door to the convenience store under a tree   
   
>cops never come after us, we walk 5 miles home, dont feel a thing   
>turns out my friends got arrested, and i not only develop schizophrenia, but also clairvoyance while im as stoned as a whore in jerusalem   
   
10/10 would snort weed again
(2/2)
>suddenly get the urge to run
>run to convenience store with with the group
>random thought "this ****** gonna steal something"

>chill outside with my bro paul, hes cool
>sirens come blaring out of nowhere
>Nope.png
>cop goes into store then comes out
>walks up to me and paul
>EvergladesAss.jpg
"you kids know what happened?"
"nope, i didnt see anything officer"
"alright, take care"
>grab paul and nope the hell away
>high as **** , decide it would be a good idea to hide out
>in the park next door to the convenience store under a tree

>cops never come after us, we walk 5 miles home, dont feel a thing
>turns out my friends got arrested, and i not only develop schizophrenia, but also clairvoyance while im as stoned as a whore in jerusalem

10/10 would snort weed again

#40 - ThaLuckyWilly (07/27/2013) [-]
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#76 - Womens Study Major (07/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Haha this is hilarious all these 4channer wannabees maymay arrowing on FJ
Gtfo
#71 - crazyolitis (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I kind of expected it to be the hand of the friend, and after that... well, things would escalate.
User avatar #67 - phanteon (07/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
A remember a time where I smoked like 2-3ish grams to myself.
>Last hit from the bong.
>So ******* fried, like a potato except with sentience.
>Walk out of the room to go the kitchen as planned.
>bump into door, brother laughs at me for not opening it.
>Stand there wondering how do you ******* open this thing.
>freak the **** out.
>"DUDE, WE'RE FUGIN TRAPPED BRO"
>Brother is laughing his ass off while playing Halo 4.
>Brother gets up and drops the controller on the floor and I screech out of terror.
>Brother shoves me away and opens the door.
>Says he'll get the nutella.
>I lay on the ground tripping balls.
>See my stereo, turn it on. First song that comes up is 'Black Hole Sun."
>Instagasm to the beginning.
>Brother comes back to me laying down in pleasure by the song, tosses a jar of nutella at my stomach and proceeds to go back in the game.
>open jar of nutella and lick off nutella off my finger.
>Oh god. Oh god yes.
>Start writhing in pleasure like the stoner teenager.
>Cry because I can't handle the pleasure.
>Brother is just loling so hard.
It was a good night that night.
#38 - skrasnic (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**skrasnic rolled a random image posted in comment #3086010 at Friendly **
This is what anon fapped to...
#29 - tomatoesauce (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
does anyone have that spongebob picture?
#30 to #29 - Kalas ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Here it is man
#33 - rasorburn (07/27/2013) [-]
I tried X for the first time and last time at a state basketball tournament after party in high school.
This really hot girl who I had liked for about half a year was there, and me and her talked all night, started kissing, etc.
She had a room in the hotel where the party was at.
Then the X kicked in and my friend told me when i took it that if you ever had sex on X it would never feel good ever again.
So I never did a damn thing and rubbed the bedsheets in the hotel for three hours
#21 - kaycie (07/27/2013) [-]
I'd probably stay and watch
#17 - angelusprimus ONLINE (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Bunch of people complaining they can't get it up on x in comments.
Ok... I know I'll come out as ******* old now, but what kind of x are you kids using this days?!?!?!??!?!!?!??!
#25 to #17 - notyaoming (07/27/2013) [-]
The kind that isn't really X, but skittles that look like X.
#121 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
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#69 - aliziant (07/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
related
User avatar #84 to #69 - egosumproxi (07/27/2013) [-]
How?
#64 - fabelousnagger (07/27/2013) [-]
Could be worse
Could be worse
User avatar #61 - demonpinguin (07/27/2013) [-]
First time smoking weed
>Friend lends me PS3 to play Last of Us
>Feel like playing something else
>Brother suggests we buy Journey and play
>Buy Journey and play
> ******* awesome game
>Suggests I play again but high
>Start smoking
>Take so many hits, don't even know how many I should take
>SHIIIIEEEEEEEET *********
>Play Journey
>Best experience of my life
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