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Being American

Anonymous (ID: }
Hill!!! ****
american
to kindergarten
shot
to school to learn
shot
7 KB we to buy some Skittles
and ice tea
shot
to cinema to enjoy a movie
shot
at a mall
shot
a marathon
bombed
at a factory
killed by a random explosion
...
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Submitted: 06/26/2013
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User avatar #1 - Foxpaw (06/26/2013) [+] (23 replies)
"Be American"
Says "go to cinema"


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#5 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"We are just experiencing a slight freedom overload at the moment,
causing school shootings spread over the nation"
#29 - sealofapproval (06/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>walk down the street in london
>get killed by a machete
#16 - infinitereaper (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I once got shot while getting shot
#52 - kingmonkeydoo (06/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Nah, walk up to the club like, "What up? I'm gonna get shot!"
User avatar #40 - skypatrol ONLINE (06/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>Live anywhere else
>Have same problems
User avatar #27 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
>Live in London
>Daleks
#97 - slumberdonkey (06/27/2013) [+] (15 replies)
>Be african, die of malaria
>Be african, die of aids
>Be african, die of starvation
>Be african, get drafted into army as a child and forced to kill your family, die of drug overdose
>Be african, killed by lions, leopards, cheetahs, crocs, etc.
>Be african, group of children with guns kill entire village

Honestly, this can be applied to any ******* country.
#6 - norwegianlolz (06/26/2013) [-]
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#63 - vonspyder (06/27/2013) [+] (10 replies)
>Be Metallica   
>Shoot me again I aint dead yet   
>dun duh dunn   
>shoot me again I aint dead yet   
>dun duh dun   
>All the shots I take I spit back at you.
>Be Metallica
>Shoot me again I aint dead yet
>dun duh dunn
>shoot me again I aint dead yet
>dun duh dun
>All the shots I take I spit back at you.
#44 - leonjoker (06/27/2013) [-]
>Go to the office
>Get planed
#20 - buhl (06/26/2013) [-]
Related
#117 - lieutenantderp ONLINE (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Goes to summer camp in Norway
>Gets shot
>Goes to London
>Gets stabbed
>Goes to Russia
>Gets mauled by a bear
>Goes to Austria
>Gets locked in a dungeon for twenty years

So how's your day been, Europe?
User avatar #39 - conordalymcr (06/27/2013) [-]
>Be Latvian
>tfw no potato
#19 - ronyx (06/26/2013) [-]
protip: Don't go out.
#148 - lionti (06/27/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>Live in Australia
>Dont get shot because we have gun control
>Go to the beach and enjoy the rest of the day
User avatar #152 to #148 - zomaru ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
>Live in Australia.
>Everything wants to kill you.
User avatar #54 - IamEllis (06/27/2013) [-]
regular day for detroit
User avatar #85 - trollzorr (06/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be Canadian
>Don't get shot
>Gets hit by a rock consialed in a snowball
>Guy steals my wallet
>says sorry then runs off
User avatar #89 to #85 - psychfouronenine (06/27/2013) [-]
>Toronto Mall isn't a part of Canada
#43 - ImmaBeeBeeBee (06/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Welcome to NY
User avatar #50 to #43 - hitlersoneballsack (06/27/2013) [-]
Liberty city*
#12 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>live in middle east
>get shot
User avatar #158 to #151 - oishiine (06/27/2013) [-]
You're thinking of Jamaica.

Geddit.
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