Bad First Impression. . FIT‘ Bad first impressions is Went to girlfriend' s house t: Firsttime meeting parents t: Pull into driveway I know she has a cat and a  impression embarassed hilarious
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Bad First Impression

FIT‘ Bad first impressions
is Went to girlfriend' s house
t: Firsttime meeting parents
t: Pull into driveway
I know she has a cat and a dog
a Rememberd have my laser pointer
excellent. png
a Think I' m gonna make everybodie' s day by playing with the animals
a All shall lol
Go inside
a Hi, Hello, My name is Dem, I' m 19, etc.
a Dog on couch
e Cat walks into mom
Shine laser pointer on floor
a Cat leaps for it
a Dog leaps for it
a Dog attacks cat for whatever the **** reason
a Cat died
a Dog has heart attack
Dog died
MFW I killed these people' s beloved pets within five minutes of meeting them
emit?
********
You' re pretty much my hem right now.
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#31 - newtoast
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(12/03/2012) [-]

The first time I met my girlfriend's mom.. well, i didn't really MEET her, but it was a first impression.
>be in highschool
>have gf of 3 days
>go to her place after school
>no one home
>take off shoes, go upstairs
>make out in her room for a bit
>hear a door shut
>"____, I'm home!"
>******
>hide in her closet
>she goes downstairs, says that the size 12 shoes belong to her 13 year old brother
>mom doesn't buy it, but drops it
>gf asks when they plan on going to the store
>"about 10 minutes", i think ill be out in no time
>mom puts it off for 2 and a half hours
>sitting in closet, sweating, ******** pants
>they finally leave
>tip toe down stairs about to leave
>open the door
>mom is standing there facing me, looking me in the eyes
>"He's handsome, _____"

Still dating the girl. We all laugh about it to this day
#67 to #31 - denbaby
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(12/04/2012) [-]
I am confused! You're at HER house right? HER mum walks in. Your GF tells HER mum, that the size 12 shoes belong to HER brother. Which is the mum's SON. How the **** wouldn't she know her own sons shoe size.
#74 to #67 - newtoast
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(12/04/2012) [-]
she did notice. that woman trolled us by making me hide for hours
#35 to #31 - rhiaanor
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(12/03/2012) [-]
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#36 to #35 - rhiaanor
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(12/03/2012) [-]
god... goddammit. Well whatever, I'll leave it there.
#47 to #31 - anthonyh
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Why wouldn't you wait for the car to leave, you asshat?
#55 to #47 - evilpapagali
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(12/04/2012) [-]
Maybe they live near the store and don't need to go there by car?
#101 to #55 - newtoast
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(12/04/2012) [-]
^this
CVS was across the street.
#3 - baconface
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#40 to #3 - blahness
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Hey there. You know how how I can tell you're a faggot? Because it's not your OC. That you took off of 4chan. Which reached front page. You saw his post, thought to yourself, "Wow im such a faggot, and OriginalAnon is reposting my screencap of 4chan that isn't even my OC. I'll just complain about this, and hope everybody thumbs me up because i totally make a valid point!" **** you, good sir.
#46 to #3 - cudlefish
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(12/03/2012) [-]
You just screen capped this.
#54 to #3 - OriginalAnon [OP]
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(12/04/2012) [-]
Lol
#56 to #3 - mariasaturnina
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(12/04/2012) [-]
You mean to tell me that you haven't been on funnyjunk long enough to know that screencapping isn't OC?
You mean to tell me that you haven't been on funnyjunk long enough to know that screencapping isn't OC?
#57 to #3 - gangjaman
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(12/04/2012) [-]
every word in that sentence makes me hate you more and more
#18 to #3 - redclover ONLINE
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(12/03/2012) [-]
screen-capping a thread on 4chan is not OC in the first place.
#7 to #3 - anon
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(12/03/2012) [-]
You uploaded this 5 months ago.
It's a legit reason to believe that OP found it in a archive or somewhere else and didn't ''steal'' it from you who screencapped it from someone else in the first-place.

Stop being so butthurt over someone else reposting, I've never seen it before and thought it was funny. I for one applaud the OP for making me smile.
#59 to #3 - decayingapple
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(12/04/2012) [-]
#65 to #59 - screwyouman
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(12/04/2012) [-]
So, what did it say?
#11 to #3 - azusa
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(12/03/2012) [-]
It's not your story and neither did you contribute to the thread.

It's not OC, get the **** out.
#13 to #3 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(12/03/2012) [-]
So you made this original story? This is why people hate the community, cuz fags like you who think they own everything on the internet.. Enjoy being a conceited bastard my good sir.
#28 to #3 - bossauce
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(12/03/2012) [-]
You didn't write the story so it's not your OC
Shut the **** up
#26 to #3 - heytheremister
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Except for no it's not, you lying cunt.
#17 to #3 - fedegon
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(12/03/2012) [-]
If it were your OC, you would be the dude in there, if you were the dude in there, you would be an anon, and if you're an anon and you want attention for it, you're a ******* dumbass.
So I'm assuming that you just screencapped it once and called it OC.
#14 to #3 - jimmyprice
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#15 to #14 - jimmyprice
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(12/03/2012) [-]
#27 to #3 - garymotherfinoak
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Screencapping 4chan for the 583656936th time =/= OC
#25 to #3 - magidoof **User deleted account**
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#51 to #3 - bopeepsyo
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#6 to #3 - zearl
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Your parents must be so proud.
#23 to #3 - ironstrike
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Well to be fair, you probably took it from someone too. So it's pretty much the pot calling the kettle black.

Just because you say it's yours, doesn't make it yours to the billions of people on the internet.
#4 to #3 - thice
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(12/03/2012) [-]
But, is it your story?
#19 - bitchplzzz
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(12/03/2012) [-]
the dude saying "********" is exactly the reason I'm not visiting 4chan's random board anymore... they cant see the ******* joke, even if it's fake...
#22 to #19 - ironstrike
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Granted, I wouldn't be that stupid to believe it in the first place...but what's the joke then? I thought the pun was that he accidentally killed his gfs pets in 5 minutes.
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#34 to #24 - haaaxderp
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#37 to #34 - kingthatcrawls ONLINE
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(12/03/2012) [-]
It was ironstrike that did..
#38 to #37 - haaaxderp
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Yea, ironstrike's comment wasn't showing for some reason, all I saw was magidoof's reply, and it appeared to be a reply to bitchplzzz.
#50 to #38 - danniegurl
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(12/04/2012) [-]
yeah, fj is doing that now, i guess. it's really friggen annoying.
idk how to get it to stop, there's no option to get rid of it that i can find. think i might complain to kim jong
#45 to #19 - anon
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(12/03/2012) [-]
You have to admit, stories like that are way funnier if they are actually true
#105 to #45 - mahnamesjakers
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(12/04/2012) [-]
But unless he has some sort of photo or video evidence there is no way to know. I just assume in my mind that it is just for the sake of picturing the scenario in my head and having a good laugh.
#52 - cheezyman
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(12/04/2012) [-]
>Chilling at my girlfriend's house after prom
>Girlfriend's mom asks what kind of music they played
>"Oh you know, just the kind you'd expect."
>"So it was summa that boom-shaka-laka ***** music?"
#97 to #52 - lamarisagoodname
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(12/04/2012) [-]
I'd wife that ****
#43 - gardenmanly
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(12/03/2012) [-]
>Be me
>Had a crush on this girl anon for the longest time
>We almost had a thing, but complications arose
>LifeGoesOn.jpg
>A few months ago, Anon was in Argentina
>Was hanging out with some bros late at night, feeling really cool
>Feeling super Alpha for some reason
>Decided to text Anon, saying "Hey Anon... we should have sex"
>Figured I could pass it off as a Joke just in case
>Fast forward to now
>Was hanging out with the same bro
>He asks "Hey Gardenmanly, did you ever hear back from Anon on that text?"
>ohgod.jpg feeling really beta
>Text Anon, ask if she got a text while she was away
>"Not that I know of... but my mom was borrowing my phone while I was gone.. I can ask her?"

>****
#86 to #43 - thebrownbus
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(12/04/2012) [-]
#107 to #43 - hospitable
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(12/04/2012) [-]
I can't believe you have the same name irl as your screenname.
#84 to #43 - sammyjankiis
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(12/04/2012) [-]
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#29 - commentorman
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Some say the cat's spirit still haunts the house. Pic related.
Some say the cat's spirit still haunts the house. Pic related.
#53 - macarenaoftime
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(12/04/2012) [-]
#73 - playersbewarned
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#87 to #73 - skyrimturtles
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#44 - fukyeahraptorr
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(12/03/2012) [-]
hfw
hfw
#20 - deathrinderalta
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(12/03/2012) [-]
>4chan screencap   
>repost of screencap   
>old copypasta   
   
this is just all kinds of wrong
>4chan screencap
>repost of screencap
>old copypasta

this is just all kinds of wrong