Bad First Impression. . FIT‘ Bad first impressions is Went to girlfriend' s house t: Firsttime meeting parents t: Pull into driveway I know she has a cat and a  impression embarassed hilarious
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Bad First Impression

FIT‘ Bad first impressions
is Went to girlfriend' s house
t: Firsttime meeting parents
t: Pull into driveway
I know she has a cat and a dog
a Rememberd have my laser pointer
excellent. png
a Think I' m gonna make everybodie' s day by playing with the animals
a All shall lol
Go inside
a Hi, Hello, My name is Dem, I' m 19, etc.
a Dog on couch
e Cat walks into mom
Shine laser pointer on floor
a Cat leaps for it
a Dog leaps for it
a Dog attacks cat for whatever the **** reason
a Cat died
a Dog has heart attack
Dog died
MFW I killed these people' s beloved pets within five minutes of meeting them
emit?
********
You' re pretty much my hem right now.
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Submitted: 12/03/2012
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#52 - cheezyman (12/04/2012) [-]
>Chilling at my girlfriend's house after prom
>Girlfriend's mom asks what kind of music they played
>"Oh you know, just the kind you'd expect."
>"So it was summa that boom-shaka-laka ***** music?"
User avatar #97 to #52 - lamarisagoodname (12/04/2012) [-]
I'd wife that ****
#31 - newtoast (12/03/2012) [-]

The first time I met my girlfriend's mom.. well, i didn't really MEET her, but it was a first impression.
>be in highschool
>have gf of 3 days
>go to her place after school
>no one home
>take off shoes, go upstairs
>make out in her room for a bit
>hear a door shut
>"____, I'm home!"
> ******
>hide in her closet
>she goes downstairs, says that the size 12 shoes belong to her 13 year old brother
>mom doesn't buy it, but drops it
>gf asks when they plan on going to the store
>"about 10 minutes", i think ill be out in no time
>mom puts it off for 2 and a half hours
>sitting in closet, sweating, ******** pants
>they finally leave
>tip toe down stairs about to leave
>open the door
>mom is standing there facing me, looking me in the eyes
>"He's handsome, _____"

Still dating the girl. We all laugh about it to this day
#67 to #31 - denbaby (12/04/2012) [-]
I am confused! You're at HER house right? HER mum walks in. Your GF tells HER mum, that the size 12 shoes belong to HER brother. Which is the mum's SON. How the **** wouldn't she know her own sons shoe size.
#74 to #67 - newtoast (12/04/2012) [-]
she did notice. that woman trolled us by making me hide for hours
User avatar #36 to #35 - rhiaanor (12/03/2012) [-]
god... goddammit. Well whatever, I'll leave it there.
User avatar #47 to #31 - anthonyh (12/03/2012) [-]
Why wouldn't you wait for the car to leave, you asshat?
User avatar #55 to #47 - evilpapagali (12/04/2012) [-]
Maybe they live near the store and don't need to go there by car?
#101 to #55 - newtoast (12/04/2012) [-]
^this
CVS was across the street.
#29 - commentorman (12/03/2012) [-]
Some say the cat's spirit still haunts the house. Pic related.
Some say the cat's spirit still haunts the house. Pic related.
User avatar #43 - gardenmanly (12/03/2012) [-]
>Be me
>Had a crush on this girl anon for the longest time
>We almost had a thing, but complications arose
>LifeGoesOn.jpg
>A few months ago, Anon was in Argentina
>Was hanging out with some bros late at night, feeling really cool
>Feeling super Alpha for some reason
>Decided to text Anon, saying "Hey Anon... we should have sex"
>Figured I could pass it off as a Joke just in case
>Fast forward to now
>Was hanging out with the same bro
>He asks "Hey Gardenmanly, did you ever hear back from Anon on that text?"
>ohgod.jpg feeling really beta
>Text Anon, ask if she got a text while she was away
>"Not that I know of... but my mom was borrowing my phone while I was gone.. I can ask her?"

> ****
User avatar #107 to #43 - hospitable (12/04/2012) [-]
I can't believe you have the same name irl as your screenname.
#82 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/04/2012) [-]
YFW
YFW
#78 - martinapplejack (12/04/2012) [-]
yeah, well... the dog deserved it   
   
JK I love dogs
yeah, well... the dog deserved it

JK I love dogs
User avatar #19 - bitchplzzz (12/03/2012) [-]
the dude saying " ******** " is exactly the reason I'm not visiting 4chan's random board anymore... they cant see the ******* joke, even if it's fake...
#22 to #19 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
Granted, I wouldn't be that stupid to believe it in the first place...but what's the joke then? I thought the pun was that he accidentally killed his gfs pets in 5 minutes.
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#37 to #34 - kingthatcrawls (12/03/2012) [-]
It was ironstrike that did..
User avatar #38 to #37 - haaaxderp (12/03/2012) [-]
Yea, ironstrike's comment wasn't showing for some reason, all I saw was magidoof's reply, and it appeared to be a reply to bitchplzzz.
User avatar #50 to #38 - danniegurl (12/04/2012) [-]
yeah, fj is doing that now, i guess. it's really friggen annoying.
idk how to get it to stop, there's no option to get rid of it that i can find. think i might complain to kim jong
#45 to #19 - anon (12/03/2012) [-]
You have to admit, stories like that are way funnier if they are actually true
User avatar #105 to #45 - mahnamesjakers (12/04/2012) [-]
But unless he has some sort of photo or video evidence there is no way to know. I just assume in my mind that it is just for the sake of picturing the scenario in my head and having a good laugh.
#99 - Wumbologist (12/04/2012) [-]
Does anyone honestly care if this actually happened? The very concept of it is pretty damn hilarious.
No?
#100 to #99 - ragged (12/04/2012) [-]
I wouldn't believe a green-text.
#44 - fukyeahraptorr (12/03/2012) [-]
hfw
hfw
#20 - deathrinderalta (12/03/2012) [-]
>4chan screencap   
>repost of screencap   
>old copypasta   
   
this is just all kinds of wrong
>4chan screencap
>repost of screencap
>old copypasta

this is just all kinds of wrong
#21 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
Repost.

Still funny as **** , so thank you for the repost.

inb4 I get thumbs down for saying it's a repost
#92 - edgestrider (12/04/2012) [-]
doubt
doubt
#71 - tickleshits (12/04/2012) [-]
not the kitty
not the kitty
User avatar #66 - furryflava (12/04/2012) [-]
shhhhh dont feed the trolls
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User avatar #68 to #66 - ogomer (12/04/2012) [-]
That thing is not a troll. Just a 12-year old with internet access.
#41 - rotflwafflez (12/03/2012) [-]
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#88 - snaresinger (12/04/2012) [-]
Nothing has ever happened as hard as this did not.
Nothing has ever happened as hard as this did not.
#42 - gardenmanly (12/03/2012) [-]
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